If you get him to marry U will u get him to stay with u knwing u have a pretencious life?if u let him go afta other girls u are exposin him to std' and A better desperado will snatch him away from u.So think for a better way out.

Sparksfly:
I can't fathom with ya.
Nigerian men are my very third option.

You're missing. BIGTIME...


@Op, totally agree with the feminist part. I for one can never marry a feminist.

Once I just hear "fem-", we're breaking up, no matter how strong our supposed love is.

elantraceey:
Hian

Yeah......Sarcasm.

[quote author=zizman post=30124495][/quote]

Do you also have a writeup on how to stay on a marriage built with lies like these?

.

I know that you've done it before

hope this thread is in the joke section sha

here is the link for all you Christians supporting Buhari to counter: FANATIC BUHARI DEFENDER UNABLE TO COUNTER THESE ARGUEMENTS ON FACEBOOK!! READ IT

lekjons:
upcoming thread; HOW TO GET A NIGERIAN WOMAN TO MARRY YOU
step
1 pretend to be...
2 pretend you are...
3 pretend you don't...

why pretending??
anyone who follows the op's advice will end up looking for threads like...
how can i get my husband to love me again?

my husband doesn't love me anymore, advice pls!

since your marriage started out of pretence

just wait till you meet someone who will love you for who you are,and not who you pretend to be!!

Lmaooo. ...to think the guys on this thread actually took Naijasinglegirl's sarcasm seriously is just roftl. The delusion.....omg

lekjons:
upcoming thread; HOW TO GET A NIGERIAN WOMAN TO MARRY YOU
step
1 pretend to be...
2 pretend you are...
3 pretend you don't...

why pretending??
anyone who follows the op's advice will end up looking for threads like...
how can i get my husband to love me again?

my husband doesn't love me anymore, advice pls!

since your marriage started out of pretence

just wait till you meet someone who will love you for who you are,and not who you pretend to be!!

surely u understand dt d op was being sarcastic, dont u

netizenbuzz:


Lmaooo. ...to think the guys on this thread actually took Naijasinglegirl's sarcasm seriously is just roftl. The delusion.....omg

am baffled dt sum1 cud be so clueless

Wow! Some pple rili took this thing serzly? so many brainless n clueless pple in dis country. Na wetin poor educational system dey cause

well written, that means i will be very careful with my girl cos those are wht she does to me everyday

i guess am not Nigerian enough. those things the op posted dont freak me one bit..

hmmmmmm PRETEND?
so what happens after marriage cos i know you can't pretend forever.

let me help you out
beatings for the unlucky ones Divorce for the lucky ones and both for the unfortunate wives

Don't marry if you are not ready.


my piece

[quote author=zizman post=30124495][/quote] The second paragraph where you wrote..' children can be such dick from early age'
At first what i read was ' children can suck dick from their early age'.
Hun, i was going to fight you, be haappy i went over it agaim....huuuuunnn derrrrm

terza:
*in a friends voice*After which you start showing them why God thinks they need a helper

Lol, this is a smart one, learning...!

jingh:
Be submissive to him.

Guys love ladies that respect them a lot.
you do dat den you are on a straight road to be Mrs guy

I will like to add one or two things to complement your opinion...
fear God sincerely. Learning handful of the societies' etiquettes and putting them to practice where necessary would positively delineate you're a well brought-up lady to him and his affined family members. But please do all these with the sincerity of the heart; don't pretend. Because if you do ,it will back-fire someday.
I wish all our single ladies and men good luck.

omowumee:
Do all that, n you on your own...especially if u soo unlucky to be dating a useless wicked guy

Seems ur clothes want to fall down.

Nairaland dudes wouldn't mind a better view...just a bit low down...

The writer is obviously been sarcastic.

However,there's no hard and fast rule to getting a man to marry you,be it a Nigerian or otherwise

A man can marry only when he wants and to whom he wants
No antics can snare a man
That's why many men sleep with countless women,yet eventually settle down with that special one.

Just pray and hope you are the right lady at the right time,if you have a particular man you want to marry

Recipe for divorce

talktofemi:


Seems ur clothes want to fall down.

Nairaland dudes wouldn't mind a better view...just a bit low down...

So that is your contribution to the thread?

Sparksfly:
I can't fathom with ya.
Nigerian men are my very third option.

With your fat face I can only figure out an oversize wife in the future and no Nigerian man in his right senses would want to be waking up beside a cow-like figure every morning for all the days of his life.

Truckpusher:
With your fat face I can only figure out an oversize wife in the future and no Nigerian man in his right senses would want to be waking up beside a cow-like figure every morning for all the days of his life.

E don dey too much na truckpusher...but e get one thing I be wan tell u sparksfly abi wetin err err Dem dey call u,#embersfly right?_____ok no be embersfly na sparksfly.but me don rename ur moniker be DAT ,henceforth na embersfly u go dey answer. Those are jokes anyway, back to the crux of the matter. Sparksfly hear me well o, Nigerian guys are just too hot for a not so debased minded hag like you...no vex o, even if u vex self go hug transformer.

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drehdinho:


I will like to add one or two things to complement your opinion...
fear God sincerely. Learning handful of the societies' etiquettes and putting them to practice where necessary would positively delineate you're a well brought-up lady to him and his affined family members. But please do all these with the sincerity of the heart; don't pretend. Because if you do ,it will back-fire someday.
I wish all our single ladies and men good luck.

thank you

[quote author=zizman post=30124495][/quote]

You have only just shot yourself in the leg if you turn to be religious to get me...

Pretence wud only put u in trouble if d man finally get hooked up wit u cos then u av to show him ur true colour....... so much desperation puts u in trouble. Beware!!!

drehdinho:


E don dey too much na truckpusher...but e get one thing I be wan tell u sparksfly abi wetin err err Dem dey call u,#embersfly right?_____ok no be embersfly na sparksfly.but me don rename ur moniker be DAT ,henceforth na embersfly u go dey answer. Those are jokes anyway, back to the crux of the matter. Sparksfly hear me well o, Nigerian guys are just too hot for a not so debased minded hag like you...no vex o, even if u vex self go hug transformer.

But I said the truth.
Before you end up with any girl there are some features you need to look out for and in her own very case it is not even hidden .The face is one part of the body where a lot future features of your woman is largely represented like a monitor,just take a look at her face - she is already growing fat even at home and that might likely double after marriage and childbirth and I can assure you that you just got yourself a jumbo size wife within the space of five years and you will need a whole lot of strength to do your job and make an impact. ...you dig?

The amount of strength needed to pound a bulky woman can be used to send a moderately built woman into heavens during intercourse multiple times with a pat on your back for a job well done and again a fat bulky woman is likely to secrete too much fluid which is a turn off for any man with good sense of hygiene and woe betides you if she is a wife as you'd be forced to be swimming in all that fluid for many years giving you a permanent smell below the belt.

Honestly, just looking at face will automatically seal her fate with people like me - She is not going to be a long time project before she blows up on you leaving behind one gigantic fat asss woman and a cow-like figure at home.

twerkjack:
CHINEKE!!! SEE WETIN JUST QUOTE ME OOO.... CHAI GOD PUNISH INTERNET......... ITS NOT UR FAULT EYA OLODO!

Hehehehehe...stop stucking peoples profile and editing there picture. just to make them look like you and your family members..

Is only a witch that does that in 2015..bad belle is allowed anyway!. Hope your parent knows that you swing on poles twerkjack?

Sparksfly:
I can't fathom with ya.
Nigerian men are my very third option.

u r not even an option

Pretence wont work all the time, trust me, except its for a temporal ring or for the sake of being Mrs. Someone in history- That's desperation.

Certain men do have a checklist of attributes expected of an ideal she and these attributes borders more upon her ability to manage his interests (assets, family, image) in the event of his absence.

Body count? Common the more beautiful you are the more the figures in my head rise exponentially. We all know how these operates.

First two dates would be at a nice eatry afterwards I personally wont go there except its Children's day or Christmas not even on our anniversary. If you don't like my meals, beat it.