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Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Nobody: 8:13am On Jan 26, 2015
Expsbterror:


Ok na continue.
Soonest it will dawn to uu grin

Pffft... that should be my motto.
Say No to Nigerian Men. Oooops.
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Truckpusher(m): 8:16am On Jan 26, 2015
Sparksfly:


Awwww, never knew the truck pushing business kicks up this early.. grin

[b]Oh yeah. Am still in bed. And my breakfast is being served. Something a Nigerian man, can't do
. tongue
[/b]
''Awwww, never knew the truck pushing business kicks up this early''

Lol.....At the highlighted comment above - But why would I do that when I can do my job on the bed.

From my experience I have noticed that men that can't perform their tasks in the bedroom usually compensates for their lapses by being extra ordinarily nice. grin

When you do your job the women are usually more than happy to serve you because it takes a lot to have a man that does his job diligently and perfectly well and this is where Nigerian men came first. wink kiss cheesy

You see why our women both blacks and white hardly leave us for another race or nationality even if the Nigerian guy is a complete jerk. grin
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by sonnel: 8:17am On Jan 26, 2015
Sparksfly:


Awwww, never knew the truck pushing business kicks up this early.. grin

Oh yeah. Am still in bed. And my breakfast is being served. Something a Nigerian man, can't do. tongue
pix pls or idonblivit.
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Nobody: 8:18am On Jan 26, 2015
yomi007k:

As you r our very LAST option.




....That's even if ur an option.
but you probably be the very first to PM her grin NL guys are hilarious
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Truckpusher(m): 8:22am On Jan 26, 2015
Mondisweets:
but you probably be the very first to PM her grin NL guys are hilarious
They are already here. cheesy
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Nobody: 8:23am On Jan 26, 2015
Truckpusher:
They are already here. cheesy
you have already sent your own PM cheesy
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Truckpusher(m): 8:27am On Jan 26, 2015
Mondisweets:
you have already sent your own PM cheesy
To who na? angry

Must you lie for me to toast you? cheesy

I ain't coming after you even if Mandela should come out from his grave and plead on your behalf. grin
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Truckpusher(m): 8:30am On Jan 26, 2015
sonnel:
pix pls or idonblivit.
Supported.
Pishure of her being served by her lame boyfriend or adonbulivit. grin
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Nobody: 8:30am On Jan 26, 2015
Truckpusher:
To who na? angry

Must you lie for me to toast you? cheesy

I ain't coming after you even if Mandela should come out from his grave and plead on your behalf. grin
i meant PM to sparks fly na grin im a married pregnant woman, of course you cannot come after me
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by eaccyboy(m): 8:31am On Jan 26, 2015
Sparksfly:
I can't fathom with ya.
Nigerian men are my very third option.
naija men no dey send ur type sef..n is bettr u bring ur brain bck home bc is bettr to marry ur own type dan dose dat wl divorce u aftr 30days..yeye dey worry u
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by ayomidearo(m): 8:32am On Jan 26, 2015
Na so ur mama take marry ur papa shey?
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Truckpusher(m): 8:36am On Jan 26, 2015
Mondisweets:
i meant PM to sparks fly na grin im a married pregnant woman, of course you cannot come after me
How many times do you get preggy in a month? cheesy

Sparksfly will only get a pm from me if she posts a full pishure lemme see her nyash size - I'm not ready to be waking up beside a cow size fellow all the days of my life. grin
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Nobody: 8:37am On Jan 26, 2015
Truckpusher:
''Awwww, never knew the truck pushing business kicks up this early''

Lol.....At the highlighted comment above - But why would I do that when I can do my job on the bed.

From my experience I have noticed that men that can't perform their tasks in the bedroom usually compensates for their lapses by being extra ordinarily nice. grin

When you do your job the women are usually more than happy to serve you because it takes a lot to have a man that does his job diligently and perfectly well and this is where Nigerian men came first. wink kiss cheesy

You see why our women both blacks and white hardly leave us for another race or nationality even if the Nigerian guy is a complete jerk. grin




Auto-correct is dragging my key board with me.
Wish I could give you a taste of my cake a lot sooner.

Argg! Anyway stop hyping yourself.

Honestly if naija women could have it their way, you guys did be hooking each other.

You hardly respect women.

It's vivid everywhere. You treat woman like trash.

Over years, I've come to a conclusion that ditching with a Nigerian Man will only make me miserable for life. I've seen hundreds of cases. Two in my very family.

It still remains that any with the prefix naija is my very third option. grin

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Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Nobody: 8:41am On Jan 26, 2015
Truckpusher:
How many times do you get preggy in a month? cheesy

Sparksfly will only get a pm from me if she posts a full pishure lemme see her nyash size - I'm not ready to be waking up beside a cow size fellow all the days of my life. grin

Save your PM. Don't waste your time.
I can't have a picture of mine being masturbated upon. grin
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Nobody: 8:42am On Jan 26, 2015
Truckpusher:
How many times do you get preggy in a month? cheesy
its me stylishly telling you that i wouldn't want your PM grin

Sparksfly will only get a pm from me if she posts a full pishure lemme see her nyash size - I'm not ready to be waking up beside a cow size fellow all the days of my life. grin
she looks slender... grin you sure she won't be the one waking up to a cow size fellow all the days of her life? cheesy
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by yomi007k(m): 8:42am On Jan 26, 2015
Mondisweets:
but you probably be the very first to PM her grin NL guys are hilarious
U mean NL guys in Burkina Faso right?



Cos I don't even know how to PM.
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Nobody: 8:44am On Jan 26, 2015
yomi007k:

U mean NL guys in Burkina Faso right?


Cos I don't even know how to PM.
you know you are guilty ehn? cheesy
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by yomi007k(m): 8:46am On Jan 26, 2015
Mondisweets:
you know you are guilty ehn? cheesy
Guilty of wat?
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by talktofemi: 8:47am On Jan 26, 2015
oge4real:


So that is your contribution to the thread?

Maybe. Moreso when most people failed to notice the sarcasm.

Or you rather I said something? Here it is: you aren't bad looking.
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Nobody: 8:48am On Jan 26, 2015
yomi007k:

Guilty of wat?
you know u have already PMed her even after calling her your last option grin
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by vitality22(m): 8:51am On Jan 26, 2015
yomi007k:

As you r our very LAST option.




....That's even if ur an option.
God bless you. Just look how ugly she is, well its non of my business anyway.
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Truckpusher(m): 8:54am On Jan 26, 2015
Sparksfly:



Auto-correct is dragging my key board with me. Wish I could give you a taste of my cake.

Argg! Anyway stop hyping yourself.

Honestly if naija women could have it their way, you guys did be hooking each other.

You hardly respect women.

It's vivid everywhere. You treat woman like trash.

Over years, I've come to a conclusion that ditching with a Nigerian Man will only make me miserable for life. I've seen hundreds of cases. Two in my very family.

It still remains that any with the prefix naija is my very third option. grin
But don't you think that using some few isolated cases as a yardstick is way too harsh to measure a nation of over 200 million people?

I understand the cultural interference when it comes to how an average Nigerian man perceives a woman - Though you can also agree with me that over the years the younger generation are pulling away from such cultural norms and values, though some people can conveniently play the card if it becomes obvious that the woman in question is overstepping her boundaries and that makes it a systemic thing.YES I won't hesitate in applying it if it is necessary.

Look around you today, you can see that most young people aren't interested in lording over any woman but there are clearly marked boundaries that must not be compromised in any manner all in the name of being romantic and propagating equality and this is where our masculinity is cherished by most women who understood clearly that a man must be a man irrespective of what the society has turned into.Believe me today, a Nigerian man with the right education is always a prince to be with as we are family oriented and we do not abandon our seed no matter how bad it has become.

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Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Truckpusher(m): 8:54am On Jan 26, 2015
Sparksfly:


Save your PM. Don't waste your time.
I can't have a picture of mine being masturbated upon. grin
Smh.... grin
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by yomi007k(m): 8:55am On Jan 26, 2015
Mondisweets:
you know u have already PMed her even after calling her your last option grin

Told u, I don't know how to pm.
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Truckpusher(m): 8:57am On Jan 26, 2015
Mondisweets:
its me stylishly telling you that i wouldn't want your PM grin

she looks slender... grin you sure she won't be the one waking up to a cow size fellow all the days of her life? cheesy
But we've been talking for ages na, though no strings attached just all platonic till you enter my danger zone grin - No escape for you and even Robert Mugabe won't save the day cheesy
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Nobody: 9:00am On Jan 26, 2015
Truckpusher:
But we've been talking for ages na, though no strings attached just all platonic till you enter my danger zone grin - No escape for you and even Robert Mugabe won't save the day cheesy

I know we have already been talking for ages hence i dont need the PM.
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Nobody: 9:01am On Jan 26, 2015
yomi007k:


Told u, I don't know how to pm.
lol of course "you don't know how to PM"
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Truckpusher(m): 9:06am On Jan 26, 2015
Mondisweets:


I know we have already been talking for ages hence i dont need the PM.
You felt a jolt, right? when I said we've been talking? cheesy
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Nobody: 9:08am On Jan 26, 2015
Truckpusher:
You felt a jolt, right? when I said we've been talking? cheesy
no because i have been talking to u for 2yrs now
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Nobody: 9:08am On Jan 26, 2015
Truckpusher, better logout and start pushing ya trucks. Nobody will did believe a fat cow like me kept you away from work. Wish you luck today. Bye. grin
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Truckpusher(m): 9:12am On Jan 26, 2015
Mondisweets:
no because i have been talking to u for 2yrs now
2 yrs? shocked shocked how time flies. smiley

How did you keep all that time in your head because for me I hardly remember and this is every guys problem - The women seem to be smarter when it comes to keeping dates,figures and every little important thing in their head.

I think women are more coordinated than guys,sincerely.
What do you think?
Re: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by Tymax(m): 9:12am On Jan 26, 2015
Sparksfly:
Truck pusher, better logout and start pushing ya trucks. Nobody will did believe a fat cow like me kept you away from work. Wish you luck today. Bye. grin
And to think I assumed she was gentle like me....

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