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3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by oldbrain(m): 12:00pm On Feb 01, 2015
1) Avoid cramming - some dudes these days fail to convince a girl beyond reasonable doubt because of cramming. Why cram for God sake. You have to be bold and confident enough to articulate your words for her...........remember that she won't kill you.the worse thing she can do is to turn you down.

2)Never downgrade yourself- know that you are intelligent to convince her. It is this your self worth dat will give you inspiration to braiinwash her. I want u to know dat majority of those beautiful girls on d street has nothin in the head. Be inferor in ur dealings. Never down grade ur self.......your intelligence is celestial.

3)Never turn to teacher- where do you live,are u d last born,where does your father work! Haba are u a village teacher. First comport your self and go straight to d issue. Dont bore her with almighty formular question. Know dat your first discussion wit her will determine her her aproach to u.........your first discussion must be diplomatic not questionably epileptic.

Written by oldbrain.

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by eleko1: 12:07pm On Feb 01, 2015
Ok King of Toaster.Do one need to blab in the name of wooing a lady when money speak louder nowadays?Even with ur charisma,U'll sweep them off

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by oldbrain(m): 12:11pm On Feb 01, 2015
eleko1:
Ok King of Toaster.Do one need to blab in the name of wooing a lady when money speak louder nowadays?Even with ur charisma,U'll sweep them off
which money are u talking abt?we still av sone girls dat are nt money monger. Wise up guy

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Cholls(m): 12:17pm On Feb 01, 2015
eleko1:
Ok King of Toaster.Do one need to blab in the name of wooing a lady when money speak louder nowadays?Even with ur charisma,U'll sweep them off
my brother what can i say?

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by eleko1: 12:19pm On Feb 01, 2015
Sorry!I belong to the old school order.do Ur research well
oldbrain:
which money are u talking abt?we still av sone girls dat are nt money monger. Wise up guy

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by cozy7(m): 12:20pm On Feb 01, 2015
U sound like ladies r totally "stupid", has nothing upstairs n there, nothing to offer....Haba! Y must u cram if u really feel sth for her, if ur intentions r genuine n ur not just after sth else?

Trust me, if u really luv her n WANNS keep her genuinely, all u need do I'd clean up, look presentable, stand b4 her, don't be desperate or anxious, trust me d words would flow. Op, all lafies aren't daft, no matter hoe how scanty ur words are, they could still read in between ur words n decide if they need u or not.

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by eleko1: 12:21pm On Feb 01, 2015
I wonder ooo.
Cholls:
my brother what can i say?
sad grin cheesy grin

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Davidson267(m): 12:22pm On Feb 01, 2015
I was here
#modified
i thank God the maker of heaven and earth for making it possible for me to make front page.i say may ur name be highly praised forever... grin

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by eleko1: 12:24pm On Feb 01, 2015
Abi ooo.Must one cram a dictionary in the name of wooing a lady?Iranu
cozy7:
U sound like ladies r totally "stupid", has nothing upstairs n there, nothing to offer....Haba! Y must u cram if u really feel sth for her, if ur intentions r genuine n ur not just after sth else?

Trust me, if u really luv her n WANNS keep her genuinely, all u need do I'd clean up, look presentable, stand b4 her, don't be desperate or anxious, trust me d words would flow. Op, all lafies aren't daft, no matter hoe how scanty ur words are, they could still read in between ur words n decide if they need u or not.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by iceberylin(m): 12:35pm On Feb 01, 2015
Respect yaself if your broke angry

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by LewisO: 12:47pm On Feb 01, 2015
Not all money, undecided but your approach determines!
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by 2dice(m): 12:51pm On Feb 01, 2015
Damn
EveryOne don Turn to Love Doctor..
Who come be the student??

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Chidonc(m): 12:57pm On Feb 01, 2015
MY FAVOURITE LINES..................,

BABY I LUV U, TALK UR OWN

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 2:01pm On Feb 01, 2015
Also for the grammarians; it's ideal you use simple English stop trying to impress, blowing off crammed grammar from the dictionary is a total turn off

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 2:35pm On Feb 01, 2015
klassiquette:
Also for the grammarians; it's ideal you use simple English stop trying to impress, blowing off crammed grammar from the dictionary is a total turn off

Decorous articulation of the cognitive undertaking shouldn't be disparaged.

It's not an exposition of ostentation, neither is it an endeavour at erecting a scintillating facade.

On the contrary, it's ascribable to the fidelity in all things no matter how infinitesimal .

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 2:52pm On Feb 01, 2015
UchihaMadara:


Decorous articulation of the cognitive undertaking shouldn't be disparaged.

It's not an exposition of ostentation, neither is it an endeavour at erecting a scintillating facade.

On the contrary, it's ascribable to the fidelity in all things no matter how infinitesimal .
Are you through?

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 3:12pm On Feb 01, 2015
klassiquette:

Are you through?

My tirade is at a climax.

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 9:01pm On Feb 03, 2015
We don't toast,rather we get toasted bread for breakfast grin

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Abimloaded(m): 9:01pm On Feb 03, 2015
I disagree with the enlisted posts.

Here is the MAJOR thing to do.

I'm Frank by name , popularly called "FranCash" because I'm dwelling in Richness.

My Dad works in an Oil Company & My Mum is a Business woman.

I don't spend or depend on their cash tho' 'cos I work in Central Bank. Flaunts Car keys, heavy pockets. smiley

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by mrrock: 9:01pm On Feb 03, 2015
Give the youths a chance. Say NO to recycled leaders. Details at https://www.nairaland.com/2128319/give-youths-chance-say-no

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by jayseehe(m): 9:02pm On Feb 03, 2015
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Lagusta(m): 9:02pm On Feb 03, 2015
Okay oooo
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Smartlux(m): 9:02pm On Feb 03, 2015
yeah,, tell them..
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by expert1000: 9:02pm On Feb 03, 2015
We dnt want a human right violator

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Vikkie14: 9:03pm On Feb 03, 2015
Haba! How can one TOAST a girl. Is she a bread? Won't it sound normal to use Woo instead OP and the mod that place this on the FP.

NB:am not trying to mock, just trying to let you see the mistake.

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Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by saintTim(m): 9:04pm On Feb 03, 2015
too much talk -------- DOnT LET HER KNOW HOW BROKE YOU ARE
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Optional2(f): 9:05pm On Feb 03, 2015
Hmmmm
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by snazzy5050(m): 9:06pm On Feb 03, 2015
ah don biliv it
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Nobody: 9:06pm On Feb 03, 2015
@Op sey omotola go fall for dis algorithm?
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by kristisking(m): 9:06pm On Feb 03, 2015
Ok.
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by ijechikky(f): 9:07pm On Feb 03, 2015
wondrin how is topic made front page undecided undecided
Re: 3 Things To Avoid When Toasting A Girl by Tymax(m): 9:07pm On Feb 03, 2015
Concise.

I like this, especially the second point. Never second guess yourself. Ladies can tell when a guy feels inferior even before he opens his mouth to talk.

A "NO" doesn't mean you are not good enough. It says nothing about your prestige. Rejection is to be taken in stride. cool

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