written by Bishop:


We guys have been made to think that we must always do anything possible to impress the female folk. I'm not against a guy loving her babe, I'm against a guy doing silly things in order to impress a lady.
The truth is that most times, these actions come back to haunt us while, we get to regret at the end.

1. Consuming too much alcohol: most guys are guilty of this especially when trying to woo a lady or when taking her to bed.
This is wrong in so many ways: it will damage your health, its a temporary measure, you most times end up misbehaving and its not a guarantee that you'll succeed in wooing or performing well in bed. Besides, the lady will know that you took something and that you lack confidence and esteem. Be yourself.

2. Spending above your means: whether it's buying things you don't really need in order to look rich and fly, or spoiling the lady with things you normally should not be buying. Its wrong.
I see a lot of guys do this and I keep wondering to what purpose? The worst is many of them come back to their senses when its already too late!

3. Lying: I'm not talking about the small lies guys normally tell, I'm talking about bragging to a lady about what you're not.
Why tell a lady your father is Dangote's brother, or you're a Chelsea player, or you work in Shell. This will make her have high expectation from you which you would be trying to live up to.

4. Badmouthing your fellow guys: Maybe a guy that is also coming after her. Its wrong for a guy to maltreat his fellow in any way because of a lady.
Whether its badmouthing, fighting or quarelling with him, its not worth it.

5. Giving up your values and beliefs: Maybe you're a committed Christian or Muslim, you start backsliding or become uncommitted because she told you to.
You start to abandon your loved ones and family, your studies begin to nosedive and even your job sef, you become unserious. Its a very silly thing to do because when the chips are down, those are the only things that will get you going- God, your family and loved ones and your job which will put food on your table.

6. Pretending to be who you're not: there's no need to pretend to be a bad guy if you're not.
There are still ladies who value good guys. You don't need to force yourself to seem confident if you're a shy guy. People will know you're just acting it up.

http://hotnaijanews.com/2014/11/13/6-things-a-guy-should-never-do-to-impress-a-lady/


Add yours please...

Bleaching

seriously that no 4 should be stopped Badmouthing your fellow guys

Forming bad boy

Like....naaw dude

Changing your accent. It's annoying.

Thanks! Where are those categories of guys? Or are they out deceiving?

MzNelly:
Forming bad boy

Like....naaw dude

sum gals like bad guyz

Beamborla:
Changing your accent. It's annoying.

Really annoying especially, when it clear that they faking. Even if I liked the guy, I'd just dislike him instantly

blaze2cool:
written by Bishop:


We guys have been made to think that we must always do anything possible to impress the female folk. I'm not against a guy loving her babe, I'm against a guy doing silly things in order to impress a lady.
The truth is that most times, these actions come back to haunt us while, we get to regret at the end.

1. Consuming too much alcohol: most guys are guilty of this especially when trying to woo a lady or when taking her to bed.
This is wrong in so many ways: it will damage your health, its a temporary measure, you most times end up misbehaving and its not a guarantee that you'll succeed in wooing or performing well in bed. Besides, the lady will know that you took something and that you lack confidence and esteem. Be yourself.

2. Spending above your means: whether it's buying things you don't really need in order to look rich and fly, or spoiling the lady with things you normally should not be buying. Its wrong.
I see a lot of guys do this and I keep wondering to what purpose? The worst is many of them come back to their senses when its already too late!

3. Lying: I'm not talking about the small lies guys normally tell, I'm talking about bragging to a lady about what you're not.
Why tell a lady your father is Dangote's brother, or you're a Chelsea player, or you work in Shell. This will make her have high expectation from you which you would be trying to live up to.

4. Badmouthing your fellow guys: Maybe a guy that is also coming after her. Its wrong for a guy to maltreat his fellow in any way because of a lady.
Whether its badmouthing, fighting or quarelling with him, its not worth it.

5. Giving up your values and beliefs: Maybe you're a committed Christian or Muslim, you start backsliding or become uncommitted because she told you to.
You start to abandon your loved ones and family, your studies begin to nosedive and even your job sef, you become unserious. Its a very silly thing to do because when the chips are down, those are the only things that will get you going- God, your family and loved ones and your job which will put food on your table.

6. Pretending to be who you're not: there's no need to pretend to be a bad guy if you're not.
There are still ladies who value good guys. You don't need to force yourself to seem confident if you're a shy guy. People will know you're just acting it up.

Add yours please...

blaze2cool:
written by Bishop:


We guys have been made to think that we must always do anything possible to impress the female folk. I'm not against a guy loving her babe, I'm against a guy doing silly things in order to impress a lady.
The truth is that most times, these actions come back to haunt us while, we get to regret at the end.

1. Consuming too much alcohol: most guys are guilty of this especially when trying to woo a lady or when taking her to bed.
This is wrong in so many ways: it will damage your health, its a temporary measure, you most times end up misbehaving and its not a guarantee that you'll succeed in wooing or performing well in bed. Besides, the lady will know that you took something and that you lack confidence and esteem. Be yourself.

2. Spending above your means: whether it's buying things you don't really need in order to look rich and fly, or spoiling the lady with things you normally should not be buying. Its wrong.
I see a lot of guys do this and I keep wondering to what purpose? The worst is many of them come back to their senses when its already too late!

3. Lying: I'm not talking about the small lies guys normally tell, I'm talking about bragging to a lady about what you're not.
Why tell a lady your father is Dangote's brother, or you're a Chelsea player, or you work in Shell. This will make her have high expectation from you which you would be trying to live up to.

4. Badmouthing your fellow guys: Maybe a guy that is also coming after her. Its wrong for a guy to maltreat his fellow in any way because of a lady.
Whether its badmouthing, fighting or quarelling with him, its not worth it.

5. Giving up your values and beliefs: Maybe you're a committed Christian or Muslim, you start backsliding or become uncommitted because she told you to.
You start to abandon your loved ones and family, your studies begin to nosedive and even your job sef, you become unserious. Its a very silly thing to do because when the chips are down, those are the only things that will get you going- God, your family and loved ones and your job which will put food on your table.

6. Pretending to be who you're not: there's no need to pretend to be a bad guy if you're not.
There are still ladies who value good guys. You don't need to force yourself to seem confident if you're a shy guy. People will know you're just acting it up.

Add yours please...

...ok...so u advisn us not to impresss females?...abi?...bro ..so how long u been g@y?

MrCork:


...ok...so u advisn us not to impresss females?...abi?...bro ..so how long u been g@y?

Olodo u be native fowl, me and u who be gay? i don marry and you still dey mumu like native hegoat.

Mimienudles:
Really annoying especially, when it clear that they faking. Even if I liked the guy, I'd just dislike him instantly

It's more annoying when somewhere in between the conversation, his real accent keeps popping up

blaze2cool:
Olodo u be native fowl, me and u who be gay? i don marry and you still dey mumu like native hegoat.

...marry who? the dak skin Ghana chick in yor pic profile?....Bro I don't mean to sound rude but u not on ma level when it come to women. truss me

....and may I remind u that am from London!!! (no oofeinse)

Beamborla:

It's more annoying when somewhere in between the conversation, his real accent keeps popping up

I tell you

MrCork:



...marry who? the dak skin Ghana chick in yor pic profile?....Bro I don't mean to sound rude but u not on ma level when it come to women. truss me

....and may I remind u that am from London!!! (no oofeinse)

who do u expect me to marry white am proud of who i am.

blaze2cool:
who do u expect me to marry white am proud of who i am.

...ermm proud of wot??...bro am not sure if yor glasses is Nigeria made but do u reealize she dak skin? (no ofeinse)

^^^Serrriously..the boy comes onto nairaland, giv us stoneage advise on how to talk to choicks and then when u corrret hih....he started cusssin for no reason like Angry farmer. This home base people mennnnnn!!!

MrCork:
^^^Serrriously..the boy comes onto nairaland, giv us stoneage advise on how to talk to choicks and then when u corrret hih....he started cusssin for no reason like Angry farmer. This home base people mennnnnn!!!

hey whats ur p don't annoy me aiit? like u rightly said no offence but i can be be a problem if u need one. So please lets behave like mature people pls. i rest my case.

blaze2cool:
hey whats ur p don't annoy me aiit? like u rightly said no offence but i can be be a problem if u need one. So please lets behave like mature people pls. i rest my case.

...which case u resting??...u never dated light skin female in yor life and then u come to Nairaland givin us advised on how to chase women?? You hoe base people meeennnnnn!!! (no oofeinse)

MrCork:



...which case u resting??...u never dated light skin female in yor life and then u come to Nairaland givin us advised on how to chase women?? You hoe base people meeennnnnn!!! (no oofeinse)

bet me now u're beginning to get on my nerves.....ur still a small boy who is trying to grow up, i can see ur obscene expecially with the white women. So please keep ur white folks to your pr.ck little d.ck head.

blaze2cool:
bet me now u're beginning to get on my nerves.....ur still a small boy who is trying to grow up, i can see ur obscene expecially with the white women. So please keep ur white folks to your pr.ck little d.ck head.

...u never dated light skin female b4....u put up picture profile of dak skin Ghana babe....u never been to London...and then u tink u on ma level??...Listen brother, ama lover not a fighter so I will not make u feel in infarior! (no oofeinse)

..but why is this boy havin attitude when my intenson is juss tohelp him?,,,,i bet he home base!

Lol; this troll won't kill me o
Hahahaha

MrCork:
..but why is this boy havin attitude when my intenson is juss tohelp him?,,,,i bet he home base!

Infact

thunder fire u....
ogun kill u.....

go help ur family that are still poor am sure their some who need ur help and i know u will quote me again and if u do u will be the most stupid, little london away base squirrel.

I love number 5

MzNelly:
Forming bad boy

Like....naaw dude

Or he is a bad guy...wat ya think

I can never bad mouth my fellow guy,why should I do dt? I'mpress her?

Just like Iyanya forming American accent