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Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by piagetskinner(m): 4:56pm On Feb 16, 2015
Ipledge:
is not easy to fake caucatian accent because the caucatian have different accent,the Britons are different from the Irish,different from Russians,even New York accent different from Dakota accent
Oboy I get all the accents...from SA- serria leone down to the west cheesy
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 4:58pm On Feb 16, 2015
sweetbaby22:


AWWW sorry to blow your cover that's not the spelling.... I wont give you expo.
But what's all your drama about London we that live there don't boast about it. I stay in Sydenham which is few minutes away from there by bus (bus 75 0r 197 from my bus stop) (not giving u the correct spelling)


...see your head like Ghana made Portmanto....which London do u live in & who u tryn to impresss?..It is a must that u homebase people muss impress a Londoner?....I bet on ma £28,000 Range Rover Spot with alloys wills that u aint light skin....truss me! angry

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Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by An2elect2(f): 4:58pm On Feb 16, 2015
sweetbaby22:


AWWW sorry to blow your cover that's not the spelling (pekam).... I wont give you expo.
But what's all your drama about London we that live there don't boast about it. I stay in Sydenham which is few minutes away from there by bus (197 or 12 from dulwich from my bus stop) (not giving u the correct spelling)

Dont take him serious he is a troll.
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by fyneboi79(m): 4:58pm On Feb 16, 2015
Mimienudles:
I tell you
(in American accent)What do you mean?

(In Ibo accent) Chei thisi girl do catchi me o) grin
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by vanen2: 5:00pm On Feb 16, 2015
Beamborla:
Changing your accent. It's annoying.
I forced myself as a teenager to speak like the Americans do and now, it's part of me. I do not speak to impress ladies. I do not have a girlfriend as well. One thing I've noticed is that when you pronounce words in the right manner, you sound like an American to some extent. Check out how these words are supposed to be pronounced and see: Later, paper, data, comfortable, vegetable, restaurant, water etc
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 5:01pm On Feb 16, 2015
Fourwinds:
I can see d level u have. hmmmmm. londoner dat is all. kai dis is serious. just being in london u are all and all. thank God for my enlightement


...bro I juss came bak from that yor Nigeria yesterday and be going bak in April.....Be nice to me and I will buy u some a Polo Mint...truss me! angry

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Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by An2elect2(f): 5:02pm On Feb 16, 2015
vanen2:
I forced myself as a teenager to speak like the Americans do and now, it's part of me. I do not speak to impress ladies. I do not have a girlfriend as well. One thing I've noticed is that when you pronounce words in the right manner, you sound like an American to some extent. Check out how these words are supposed to be pronounced and see: Later, paper, data, comfortable, vegetable, restaurant, water etc
a selfmade american grin grin
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by sweetbaby22(f): 5:02pm On Feb 16, 2015
MrCork:



...see your head like Ghana made Portmanto....which London do u live in & who u tryn to impresss?..It is a must that u homebase people muss impress a Londoner?....I bet on ma £28,000 Range Rover Spot with alloys wills that u aint light skin....truss me! angry

Funny!!!! now I know your such a big joke. Just unknowingly revealed my location now cos of your silliness sad
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by ladyabadi(f): 5:05pm On Feb 16, 2015
I boarded a cab with a guy who was carrying garri and small quantity of vegetable in a sack bag. We exchange pleasantaries and the next he said was that he works in shell. I almost choked with anger because I dun mean to be rude be he really looks like mortuary attendant. I also told him I work in chevron nd my car just broke down.

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Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 5:05pm On Feb 16, 2015
sweetbaby22:


Funny!!!! now I know your such a big joke. Just unknowingly revealed my location now cos of your silliness sad


...sweeery QUIT tryn to impress me coz am from London...U aint from London and u never been..pirrod.


by the way, u light skin?
undecided

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Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by Nobody: 5:06pm On Feb 16, 2015
MrCork:


angry

I miss Sexkillz...by now ehn, u for don get ban for "derailing thread"

I miss those good days grin grin grin grin
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by sweetbaby22(f): 5:09pm On Feb 16, 2015
MrCork:



...sweeery QUIT tryn to impress me coz am from London...U aint from London and u never been..pirrod.


by the way, u light skin?
undecided

lols, Honestly your a big drama queen. Pls don't quote me again. Enough of your childishness.
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by Beamborla(f): 5:09pm On Feb 16, 2015
vanen2:
I forced myself as a teenager to speak like the Americans do and now, it's part of me. I do not speak to impress ladies. I do not have a girlfriend as well. One thing I've noticed is that when you pronounce words in the right manner, you sound like an American to some extent. Check out how these words are supposed to be pronounced and see: Later, paper, data, comfortable, vegetable, restaurant, water etc
Yours is quite different from doing it overnight just to impress a lady. i'm also working on mine. Annoying part is they don't get to pronounce the words correctly and in the end they don't only make a fool themselves but of the person at the receiving end whom they initially set out to impress.
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MZdamola(f): 5:09pm On Feb 16, 2015
MrCork:



...how? undecided
Y r you frustrating d poor guy
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 5:10pm On Feb 16, 2015
Timzy234:


I miss Sexkillz...by now ehn, u for don get ban for "derailing thread"

I miss those good days grin grin grin grin


...Sexslix??...That Albino Ghana Midget??....Bro No one is derailing any thread here. We juss stating facts & exresssin our freedom or speech. Sexslix waz sacked coz we hated to mofo!! angry

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Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by fyneboi79(m): 5:10pm On Feb 16, 2015
sweetbaby22:


Funny!!!! now I know your such a big joke. Just unknowingly revealed my location now cos of your silliness sad
And what's so special about being in London with no money if I may ask? You runaway dudes need to realize that dudes back home are making a financial kill you guys in diaspora can only dream about while taking pictures in posh locations to impress people who haven't been there to see the real situation of things. grin (no offense)
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by Nobody: 5:10pm On Feb 16, 2015
Beamborla:

Caucasian can be used as a general name for the whites
Ooh,
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by DaPhilosopher(m): 5:10pm On Feb 16, 2015
ladyabadi:
I boarded a cab with a guy who was carrying garri and small quantity of vegetable in a sack bag. We exchange pleasantaries and the next he said was that he works in shell. I almost choked with anger because I dun mean to be rude be he really looks like mortuary attendant. I also told him I work in chevron nd my car just broke down.



lols! Shell now produce garri, epa, kulikuli and pure water grin
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by Nobody: 5:11pm On Feb 16, 2015
Beamborla:

Don't worry. I'm sure you don't fake your accent

grin grin No, I'm a liar. I want you to listen to it and get mad at me
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 5:11pm On Feb 16, 2015
sweetbaby22:


lols, Honestly your a big drama queen. Pls don't quote me again. Enough of your childishness.


...Madam..pls QUIT derailing the thread!!! STOP IT!!!!

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Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by Nobody: 5:12pm On Feb 16, 2015
MzNelly:
Forming bad boy undecided

Like....naaw dude
You girls think it's cool naaw.
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by Vock(m): 5:12pm On Feb 16, 2015
MrCork:


..hangon?...equal wit who?? ...u drunk? ...listen brother, ama Londoner and u in Nigeria...so how can we be equal?.. Listen brother, ama lover not a fighter so pls pls pls...let me be!! angry

Mrcork, you won't kill me oo,you've been cracking me up with your comments......By the way, I'm from Moscow, you dig??

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Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 5:14pm On Feb 16, 2015
MZdamola:

Y r you frustrating d poor guy


...sweery....serrriously...ama lover not a fighter but clearly English grammar is not his first language....he kept cussin innocent people for no reason! embarassed

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Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 5:15pm On Feb 16, 2015
Vock:


Mrcork, you won't kill me oo,you've been cracking me up with your comments......By the way, I'm from Moscow, you dig??


..Moscow? aiiight then: ... HAIL CAESAR!!!! angry

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Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by blaze2cool(m): 5:16pm On Feb 16, 2015
MrCork:



..Moscow? aiiight then: ... HAIL CAESAR!!!! angry
what planet are u from??

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Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by Beamborla(f): 5:19pm On Feb 16, 2015
Ipledge:
Ooh,
Okay! Before I make a fool of myself, I just realized I might have repeated the same thing you wrote. By Caucasian, I was referring to the English speaking ones
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MZdamola(f): 5:20pm On Feb 16, 2015
MrCork:



...sweery....serrriously...ama lover not a fighter but clearly English grammar is not his first language....he kept cussin innocent people for no reason! embarassed
It's ok, let him be pls, thanks smiley I'm not light skinned tho cheesy
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by sweetbaby22(f): 5:20pm On Feb 16, 2015
fyneboi79:
And what's so special about being in London with no money if I may ask? You runaway dudes need to realize that dudes back home are making a financial kill you guys in diaspora can only dream about while taking pictures in posh locations to impress people who haven't been there to see the real situation of things. grin (no offense)

I totally understand and agree with you to some extent. Nothing special about this country. Very stupid weather, even summer time it gets cold. you might just dress up all nice and skimpy to enjoy the heat and next things its cold again. Well I bet people in Nigeria might be doing better once you have the right connections. But me once I am done studying I am coming straight back. The white people just smile at you but deep down they don't like the fact that you are in their country.

The jobs available to us are the dirty once, shop floor assistance, care work, customer care (Mcdonalds, Tesco, etc) and so on and if you aint a citizen as in having their British passport its another issue on its own. So many things.... no place like home, trust me. That's why when I visit Nigeria and I see the way we treat them (white people) here like Gods, I get mad.

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Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by Nobody: 5:21pm On Feb 16, 2015
MrCork:



...Sexslix??...That Albino Ghana Midget??....Bro No one is derailing any thread here. We juss stating facts & exresssin our freedom or speech Sexslix acked which waz why they gladly Sacked him!! angry

Sure...he was headache sha...

By the way, how do you concoct those nicknames? grin grin grin grin grin
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by Beamborla(f): 5:21pm On Feb 16, 2015
Monstertrucks:


grin grin No, I'm a liar. I want you to listen to it and get mad at me
Seriously? No, you are not a liar
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by Vock(m): 5:22pm On Feb 16, 2015
MrCork:



..Moscow? aiiight then: ... HAIL CAESAR!!!! angry

Hail Caesar? We don't hail anybody over here, we're not in Italy
Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by adesina1991(m): 5:22pm On Feb 16, 2015
Mrcork you are so funny because I knw u re strongly from Nigeria and presently in nigeria.just stop derailing this thread please.
People from abroad don't usually boast about it.you are busy fuming about being a Londoner why your mates are busy making money.quote me and let's start

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