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Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 8:58pm On Feb 28, 2015
Sometimes, in trying to elaborate how "true" something is, they exaggerate- which is a lie; other times, they tell white lies. smiley


They're still our loving parents cheesy. We love them. They are the Best kiss

But some of them can lie sha... grin

For example:


1.When I was in school, I always come first position in my class.

Papa, like seriously?


2. When I was like you, I trained myself all through school

Sometimes True... Do you mean no one at all helped you in some way?


3. Your mum was my first girlfriend.

When trying to warn against having girlfriends at an early. He doesn't say it in mum's presence o cheesy


4. You are dull o, "mumu" OR You can't amount to much in life sad


smiley- See me today smiley You didn't see it sha cheesy


5. I will buy bicycle for you as Xmas gift.

In my mind, I'll be like, " Iffa hear"


6. Tell the person knocking, "I'm not at home."

I go look am, "nor be you I dey see so?"


7. In my days, everyone in our village fears me...

Hmm Papa, you be Huck Hogan? grin




Did your parents ever tell you a lie?

Share...smiley

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 9:02pm On Feb 28, 2015
Touching a girl = pregnancy undecided

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 9:04pm On Feb 28, 2015
smiley

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 9:05pm On Feb 28, 2015
When parents lie, we kinda believe it's the only way out of trouble sad

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by englishmart(m): 9:11pm On Feb 28, 2015
my parents never lied to me..

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 9:14pm On Feb 28, 2015
englishmart:
my parents never lied to me..

Thumbs Up for you. smiley

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 9:18pm On Feb 28, 2015
lol.. the one my mum use to say very well is.. when I was ur age(cool I use to wake up around 3a.m and do all the house chores before going to skul and market!

mah hear! my mama wey like sleep pass okpa embarassed

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by LieDetector(m): 9:19pm On Feb 28, 2015
My username speaks volumes for itself. I detect their lies easily sha. undecided

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by AndreRose(f): 9:23pm On Feb 28, 2015
Lol...my dad would ask you if the person that tOok first position has two heads notwithstanding you took 2nd or 3rd.(During secondary school days sha)

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 9:33pm On Feb 28, 2015
EroticAngelina:
lol.. the one my mum use to say very well is.. when I was ur age(cool I use to wake up around 3a.m and do all the house chores before going to skul and market!

mah hear! my mama wey like sleep pass okpa embarassed


Rotfl grincheesy

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by james669: 9:35pm On Feb 28, 2015
MY Mother told me even staying close to someone smoking marijuana will make you mad grin





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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by holatin(m): 9:36pm On Feb 28, 2015
my dad has always possessed attribute of all he told me, so I can't be sure if he has told me a lie before

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 9:36pm On Feb 28, 2015
undecided

REMEMBER WHEN MY DAD TOLD ME IF I TOUCH A GIRL SHE WOULD BE PREGNANT. EVER SINCE I KNEW I'M NOT GOING TO DATE A NIGERIAN GIRL DUE TO THEIR RANDY NATURE WHICH MAKES THEM GET PREGNANT LIKE PIGS undecided

THANK GOD I LISTENED TO DAD COS NOW I SEE NIGERIAN GIRLS AS SHIIT


#TEAM FOREIGN GIRLS cool

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by leggo: 9:36pm On Feb 28, 2015
Marijuana will make you mad... can confirm FALSE
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by dechandel(f): 9:36pm On Feb 28, 2015
undecided undecided
My dad still tells me till date that he graduated with a 1st class!!
I can not actually tell if its a lie,but i only see it as some inspirational ish cheesy

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by NighttWalker(m): 9:36pm On Feb 28, 2015
*unrelated *

There are some topics that made fp on nl that was done with little or no research and or is totally made up, here are 2 I've seen so far.

Firstly is about Nigerians marching for our army, the OP did little or no research on that and send u guys crappy pics, the pic below (1st pic) is that of Nigerian marching for our army in abuja.

Secondly the other topic about the acquisition of these weapons (2nd to 4th pic) is a total fallacy, the Nigerian army got loads of military hardware but didn't get any Anti aircraft guns (3rd pic) or any bomber (2nd pic) we didn't get the BTR (4th pic), we got better once that.

Just trying to point this out as nl is becoming a forum where shïtty stuffs are posted and taken seriously

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by abe27633: 9:36pm On Feb 28, 2015
haha this is awesome!

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 9:37pm On Feb 28, 2015
Dad used to tell me as the first child that I
was irresponsible. He would use an anecdote
of a six-year old child of our neighbour that
could bath his younger ones, clean the house
and fry egg. Don't know why but he
laid too much emphasis on that egg.
Whenever I remember that, I just usually
laugh nowadays.

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Babyboy1986(m): 9:37pm On Feb 28, 2015
Lol..I grow up in Europe not like this happen.
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by yuzjet(m): 9:37pm On Feb 28, 2015
Hmmmmm!

That No1 and 3 are just on point.
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by iwezor1(m): 9:37pm On Feb 28, 2015
6. Tell the person knocking, "I'm not at home."

I go look am, "nor be you I dey see so?"
















This one shar!

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by khaykay15(f): 9:38pm On Feb 28, 2015
Lolz
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by lexy070(m): 9:38pm On Feb 28, 2015
Na all our papa and mama be first 4 thier time. Who be second

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Horrlah(f): 9:38pm On Feb 28, 2015
If a boy touches u wen on ur period u wld get pregnant undecided

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by mcdokwe(m): 9:38pm On Feb 28, 2015
leggo:
Marijuana will make you mad... can confirm FALSE
maybe not instanta

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Nobody: 9:38pm On Feb 28, 2015
AndreRose:
Lol

Tell us joor cool
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by chrisviral(m): 9:38pm On Feb 28, 2015
EroticAngelina:
lol.. the one my mum use to say very well is.. when I was ur age(cool I use to wake up around 3a.m and do all the house chores before going to skul and market!

mah hear! my mama wey like sleep pass okpa embarassed

This made my day!
Mine are still lying even till now undecided
Especially papa, always telling us how he scored the winning goal in a football match, or how he fought seven boys alone, Ah papa, I ain't ten no more grin cheesy

Lol, my papa too like to talk say en sabi mathematics, for my mind im like make I bring my textbook, u think say na business maths grin cheesy grin

All in all, I love my father, he said he taught his teachers maths in standard six grin cheesy
Oh papa you have made my night.

My uncle nko? The only man I know wey go Spain without international passport, how they insert an oyibo man picture inside their youthful album, chai grin grin grin
To think I believed those shit then

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Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Chadso(m): 9:39pm On Feb 28, 2015
Fp
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by Edwardhead(m): 9:40pm On Feb 28, 2015
lol
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by ifeoluwa232(f): 9:40pm On Feb 28, 2015
It true sha
Re: Some "Lies" Our Parents Used To Tell Us by chelseabmw(m): 9:40pm On Feb 28, 2015
"Don't drink coconut water, it will make you dull" cheesy like WTF

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