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You And A Snake In A Room.... by handzomee(m): 10:46am On Mar 10, 2015
:oWhat would you do? Imagine you're alone in a room and you saw a snake, just about when you want to kill it, the power goes off!![color=#550000][/color]
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by Nobody: 10:53am On Mar 10, 2015
I will pinch myself immediately and wake up from that nightmare.
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by Nobody: 10:54am On Mar 10, 2015
Well, I'm running out of that house for the time being.
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by bananaboi(m): 10:55am On Mar 10, 2015
rokiatu:
I will pinch myself immediately and wake up from that nightmare.

Can you explain how pinching kills the snake...or will you get a pinch of salt, its not earthworm. grin
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by Nobody: 10:55am On Mar 10, 2015
If it is my room, then I should know the exit.
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by naijaboiy: 11:02am On Mar 10, 2015
i hate snakes.

So I kill what I hate angry
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by falconey(m): 11:04am On Mar 10, 2015
I will sing india songs to make it go away.

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Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by alberto2k(m): 11:05am On Mar 10, 2015
I know the exact corner where I can find my GORA or machete smiley
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by Nobody: 11:09am On Mar 10, 2015
naijaboiy:
i hate snakes.

So I kill what I hate angry
toughman
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by Nobody: 11:10am On Mar 10, 2015
Talk to the snake one on one and it will fvckin get the hell out of my apartment wink

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Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by Nobody: 11:10am On Mar 10, 2015
falconey:
I will sing india songs to make it go away.
grin grin
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by naijaboiy: 11:20am On Mar 10, 2015
daviyjones:
toughman
That's how we roll cool
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by Abbamizy(m): 11:24am On Mar 10, 2015
Orijin101:
Talk to the snake one on one and it will fvckin get the hell out of my apartment wink
it can only be done when you av taken 10 bottles of orijin
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by Nobody: 11:32am On Mar 10, 2015
Abbamizy:
it can only be done when you av taken 10 bottles of orijin
undecided
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by Sugarpeaches(f): 11:43am On Mar 10, 2015
If d snake was on de floor of de room, I'll jump on my bed and scream!! Till someone comes to my rescue! U know dat kinda "Jesus!! Snake!! snake!, de person wul probably come with a torch and a big stick ! If nobody comes na jus to remain on dat bed n pray n cry! Cos trying to leave the room with de lights out can make me step on de snake mistakenly cos d snake might be looking for a way to go out too!

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Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by qadeerkug(m): 11:52am On Mar 10, 2015
snake nor dey near our house sef talk of enter mah room mchew oga musa go kill em smiley
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by Nobody: 12:00pm On Mar 10, 2015
alberto2k:
I know the exact corner where I can find my GORA or machete smiley
U keep machete in ur room?
Come 2 tink of it...... Are u residing in the northen part of Nigeria? grin
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by Abbamizy(m): 12:12pm On Mar 10, 2015
Sugarpeaches:
If d snake was on de floor of de room, I'll jump on my bed and scream!! Till someone comes to my rescue! U know dat kinda "Jesus!! Snake!! snake!, de person wul probably come with a torch and a big stick ! If nobody comes na jus to remain on dat bed n pray n cry! Cos trying to leave the room with de lights out can make me step on de snake mistakenly cos d snake might be looking for a way to go out too!
Don't worry i will come when u scream................................ Dats if i even know where u live
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by Sugarpeaches(f): 12:23pm On Mar 10, 2015
Abbamizy:
Don't worry i will come when u scream................................ Dats if i even know where u live

Lol! Then you would be my knight in shiny Armour.
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by saintneo(m): 12:51pm On Mar 10, 2015
handzomee:
:oWhat would you do? Imagine you're alone in a room and you saw a snake, just about when you want to kill it, the power goes off!![color=#550000][/color]
bovine excrement!
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by Abbamizy(m): 2:47pm On Mar 10, 2015
Sugarpeaches:


Lol! Then you would be my knight in shiny Armour.
Dont worry since the room will be dark i would fight the snake with snake-in-the-monkey-shadow style and dat snake wud appear as an ancestor to his fellow snakes and tell them to desist 4rm going near ur house....*Lòoks at muscles and smile*

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Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by alberto2k(m): 3:26pm On Mar 10, 2015
Godvilla:
U keep machete in ur room?
Come 2 tink of it...... Are u residing in the northen part of Nigeria? grin
Yeah, yeah.. Ify turn Abokii cool

Ba woni Shege!
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by Nobody: 3:47pm On Mar 10, 2015
What else am I gonna do if not call in my dogs to do justice
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by shypapa(m): 4:48pm On Mar 10, 2015
rokiatu:
I will pinch myself immediately and wake up from that nightmare.

Lol this got me cracking grin
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by baralatie(m): 5:55pm On Mar 10, 2015
it won't survive the gate ,take less the snake enter compound because of three German Shepherd dogs mostly Bruno

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Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by handzomee(m): 7:21pm On Mar 10, 2015
qadeerkug:
snake nor dey near our house sef talk of enter mah room mchew oga musa go kill em smiley
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by handzomee(m): 7:21pm On Mar 10, 2015
qadeerkug:
snake nor dey near our house sef talk of enter mah room mchew oga musa go kill em smiley
lool
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by handzomee(m): 7:23pm On Mar 10, 2015
Kingklent:
What else am I gonna do if not call in my dogs to do justice
Lool yes o
Re: You And A Snake In A Room.... by mebad(m): 8:35pm On Mar 10, 2015
I will stop imagining

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