More and more men are complaining about what they call the women's strategies. Excuses they claim the sisters readily come up with (besides the good old i am tired and i am having head ache) when they do not want to be "ministered to".

At a tongue wagging session with married girlfriends (recently) – some of my ladies shared their escape strategy on the days that Oga has indicated interest to fire down-and they are not in the mood.

1. One said that on such nights she simply wears a pyjamas-knowing that her husband hates anything he has to fuss over-when he is all up.

2. The second lady said that she resorted to wearing non sexy night gowns on such nights but when she realized that her Oga does not mind(so long as there is any point of entry)-she then started wearing something that will be all buttoned/zipped up-on such nights that she is simply not in the mood.


3. Another said that when she suspects the man don balance for action on the bed-she will find chores in the kitchen to keep busy with until he dozes off…and she will tip toe to bed (careful not to remind him of his unfinished business-through body contact) and moves to the extreme end of the bed.


4. Another said that the best exit strategy is to stuff her vee jay with tissue paper to simulate her period.


5. The funniest contribution came from the lady (that spoke last); she said that on such nights, she simply starts acting up. She starts by wearing a frown that greets every small talk/gesture that her husband tries to initiate before trying to start a mini fight. Apparently, he suspected what was going on. So the last time she tried it, he said to her ‘’my dear, I swear to God- we will not fight o…at least not tonight. Just unsqueeze that face because your plans will not work today’’. She said that she fell on his body-laughing so hard. Trust men…he moved in for the kill immediately…while our lady was yet to realize what hit her. Lolzz

Please feel free to share your strategy with us…Oga no go hear, I promise!

To the men…why is it difficult to understand that she may not always be in the mood to be touched? It does not mean that she does not ‘gbadu’ your kini again…just that she is not in the mood at that particular point in time…eeerrr make Oga sef dey rest nau, haba!


Imagine the various strategies Men are forcing the sisters to adopt… just to escape it! lolzz


So my dear Nairaland wives, husbands or even couples to be , Contribute...


Source: Lailasblog.

I'd definitely learn something new today

FTC
ole!!!!!@ landlords above me

Hahahahah...ok,lets flip the other side of coin..men,acting up as well...when ladies wanna have fire on bed,some men juz make a lot of dramas too..

I go do am anyway, i no send any of those pranks .
Iris, i don catch u today .

Ooops! It's directed to the ladies! Lemme sit back and read comments

AgapeCharis:
Ooops! It's directed to the ladies! Lemme sit back and read comments

To all with some kinda experience

Lol.

KashyBaby:
Hahahahah...ok,lets flip the other side of coin..men,acting up as well...when ladies wanna have fire on bed,some men juz make a lot of dramas too..

Rare

I rest my pen..

mistytohcute:
FTC
ole!!!!!@ landlords above me

Daughters of Eve

u cant cheat DICKson here in Burundi

Let's learn

baby am in a bad mood
my uncles great grandmother's gold fish died

Come on ladies that's not fair!
What happened to good ole communication?

If my husband wants it and im not in the mood(rarely though) I simply tell him so.

If na days when konji hold am well well
He will ask me what can he do to make me be in the mood? Omo na that time I go come dey table all the things whey I need by the time I finish sef if Dickson never sleep oga himself go done dey snore lol

Let the kids pass the night in the room. Simple.

For em ladies

K

Lubbish!

*Snaps finger and walks out of thread*

I can smell a counter thread lol

ok, thanks, we've noticed you.

Vickybee:
Lubbish!
*Snaps finger and walks out of thread*

Kindly exit.
Bye.

Imagine the strange lengths ladies go to to deprive their men of a basic necessity of life. Very soon the man would get fed up of asking and of course, the girl next door would be readily available as a substitute.

...and then the next Nairaland thread title from a hurting lady would be, "All Men Are the Same"

Issorait!

Help me tell the women that told you these things that they are all cheats.

i don't listen to stories that's meant for the gods when am with a babe