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10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:18pm On May 21, 2015
Una good evening o! E don tay small whey I drop article as activities of Miss NL dey sweet person. Good luck to the finalists. *winks*

When the hunter becomes the hunted then the generation of hunters is in great danger and that's exactly what is treading nowadays as boyfriend snatching activities is increasing at an alarming rate.

Ladies perform voracious acts to steal their colleague's boyfriends at any cost without considering the consequences and these acts are;


1. Consultation Of Herbalists

Some ladies are so desperate that they seek herbalists for spiritual assistance to help snatch their friends' boyfriends. The guy in question has no choice other than to dance to her tune. "Hmmm Juju at work" .

2. Seduction

Just because men are moved by what they see, those who want to snatch their friends' boyfriends dress half unclad, give close marking, act seductively (breast brushing him, etc) and show sexual green light. They eventually nutmeg the dude after successful implementation of seduction.


3. Mid-Night visitation

This is best time these category of ladies unleash their snatching prowess. She visits him in the middle of the night saying she can't sleep alone in her room due to loneliness and need to pass the night at his place. "Room whey she don dey sleep for the past one year". Which kind yeye loneliness they worry her now?
cheesy

4. Notice Me Attitude

When her friend's boyfriend is around, that's when she starts acting awkward. She starts cat walking unnecessarily and will be talking about her taste in fashion and all that.


5. She Bad Mouth Her To Her Boyfriend

She talks about how her friend flirts around with her male suitors. She will further tell him to promise her that he should not let her friend know that she was the one that actually told him. This is a bid to make the guy have her hated.


6. Labels her as a notorious gold digger

She discusses privately with the dude telling him her friend is just after his money, and how she has been duping guys in exchange of her kitty-cat. She will further advise him never to rely on her and find someone else.

7. She acts like holy mary


They camouflage under the wimps of holy Mary by stylishly preaching the word of God and inviting him to church programme. This act is peculiar to churches as she takes "brother John" to sexual journey during private evangelism. "If I hear say na God word she dey share"

8. She becomes a monitoring spirit


The consequence of excessive stalking may result to her becoming a monitoring spirit. She monitors his movement and activities like someone using periscope to view planetary bodies. Obsession overshadow her mental faculty as the guy becomes her course of study.


9. She goes for cooking seminar


Yoruba people say "olobe lo loko". Which means A lady who can prepare sweet delicacy owns a husband. This is when she goes for several training on cooking and applying it where necessary to steal her friend's boyfriend.

10. Sugar mummy mechanism

Due to her financially stability, she use this as a bait to lure her colleague's boyfriend by purchasing his favourite items after research activities has been carried out. She provide every avenue to make life comfortable for the guy more than his present girlfriend.



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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by tosyne2much(m): 6:18pm On May 21, 2015
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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:20pm On May 21, 2015
cool. Bro tosyne2much. Na pastor u come do 4 this thread? cheesy

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grin

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:20pm On May 21, 2015
how many times would we tell you people, that a human in a relationship isn't a phone, HB pencil or handbag that can be snatched? grin


A friend tried one trick way back sha.
She told me, this guy is too soft - you need an alpha male. I said uh'huh...i'm aware. grin
Then she said, his money might be yahoo yahoo...I still said i'm aware grin.
Then she started sneaking to go see him. My guy go come see me, then insist she follows us out. I say warris happening here bikonu? shocked

one day while gisting, she got carried away and said "that their house in the village, they just furnished it and left it to be wasting".

I sat up, 'babe calmdown...how did you know their house in the village?'

You know the rest na. She tried to twist my head with explanation _ I refused to be discombobulated. angry

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by lordprosh(m): 6:20pm On May 21, 2015
I just wish my GF's friend can try some of thz on m except d babalawo's part....

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:22pm On May 21, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
how many times would we tell you people, that a human in a relationship isn't a phone, HB pencil or handbag that can be snatched? grin

A friend tried one trick way back sha

Lol so wetin be the right english oo mam? Shey steal or catch cheesy
Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:23pm On May 21, 2015
wristwatch:


Lol so wetin be the right english oo mam? Shey steal or catch cheesy

Nothing.
Them follow each other noni...

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Cutehector(m): 6:25pm On May 21, 2015
Abeg make babe com snatch me biko. grin

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:27pm On May 21, 2015
angry angry angry

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:27pm On May 21, 2015
chai shocked


ladies don suffer sad
Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:27pm On May 21, 2015
Kachisbarbie:


Nothing.
Them follow each other noni...

Madame, how u do that your friend whey e wan try that trick? cheesy

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by ronald4lif(m): 6:31pm On May 21, 2015
wristwatch:


Lol so wetin be the right english oo mam? Shey steal or catch cheesy

Perhaps replace the snatch with sideline, if it even makes sense. Though snatch no bad sha. The write up is on point but how you take know all these tricks. From experience abi?.

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by pinkiberry(m): 6:31pm On May 21, 2015
am guity of number 2~coverface~

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by shumuel(m): 6:32pm On May 21, 2015
Hmm that No1 tho
Evil Women Do
Female been responsible for their own problems since God created Eve

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:39pm On May 21, 2015
wristwatch:


Madame, how u do that your friend whey e wan try that trick? cheesy

I didn't do her anything.
I understood her plight, the guy had enough money and swagg to confuse any materialistic girl.

The way I addressed the issue was killing her slowly. Maybe she expected a different reaction.
She moved outta the room, we were room-mates then.

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Emperoradrian(m): 6:43pm On May 21, 2015
Oooookkkkk....no wonder Adaobi came to my rum last nite at abt 10:16pm,while i was watchin a movie American pie,wit a plate of nsala soup,puttin on jst her nite gown,all in d name of keepin me company,cos my babe,her frend travelled to lag to visit her aunt who jst put to bed......chai! And i fell 4 d prank oooooo......"had i known always cums last!"

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:47pm On May 21, 2015
Hmmm number 4 chizus Op ur head they there
Now that is keyyyy

Pls my ppl make i gist u
From when a friend walks out of the bathroom with tiny towel and comes into the room u n ur bae are chilling bends down n picks up phone charger ... (D rest is history) nah number 4 be that .. That can reck happy home hmmm

They are dangerous smiley smiley Op nice one ..

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by kinglekan: 6:48pm On May 21, 2015
Make I laugh first before I read.
ROTFL.. LMAO..LWKMD cheesy
Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:49pm On May 21, 2015
Op add

They even brainwash the friend too
She starts to back off so its easy to snatch as u call it grin
Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:50pm On May 21, 2015
kinglekan:
Make I laugh first before I read.

ROTFL.. LMAO..LWKMD cheesy

Lol y u dey laugh
Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Doughyeenbae(f): 6:51pm On May 21, 2015
Lol...op ya right...but visiting a herbalist... what for??
Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Twaci(f): 6:54pm On May 21, 2015
tosyne2much:
Click LIKE if you want God to provide a car b4 before the end of this year. Click SHARE if you want God to provide millions of naira for you before the end of this year cool
Done cheesy. If I don't see any of these things by the end of this year.....I know where you live grin

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:55pm On May 21, 2015
SMH no lady can ever snatch me 4rm my girl

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 6:56pm On May 21, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
how many times would we tell you people, that a human in a relationship isn't a phone, HB pencil or handbag that can be snatched? grin


A friend tried one trick way back sha.
She told me, this guy is too soft - you need an alpha male. I said uh'huh...i'm aware. grin
Then she said, his money might be yahoo yahoo...I still said i'm aware grin.
Then she started sneaking to go see him. My guy go come see, then insist she follows us out. I say warris happening here bikonu? shocked

one day while gisting, she got carried away and said "that their house in the village, they just furnished it and left it to be wasting".

I sat up, 'babe calmdown...how did you know their house in the village?'

You know the rest na. She tried to twist my head with explanation _ I refused to be discombobulated. angry
Still happens. grin
Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Rapsodee(m): 6:57pm On May 21, 2015
Ladies sha!,...always against themselves,they will abandon guys chasing them and be chasing a friend boyfriend.... chai!...,ladies get oju kororo(Ant eyes).

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Emperoradrian(m): 6:59pm On May 21, 2015
pinkiberry:
am guity of number 2~coverface~
hian! See dis lizard d cover her face....who wan see ur face kwan......agent of destruction,u d snatch ur frend guy wit no2 abi,God is watchin u on GoTv.

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Mhizkel(f): 7:00pm On May 21, 2015
That number1 is totally demoni c..
I used to have a friend who does that..She spends all her hard earned money on herbalists in other to snatch people's partners!
When number1 is not involved, only boys could be snatched ..Real men can't be snatched...What's yours, will forever be yours

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by prettyjo(f): 7:07pm On May 21, 2015
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha @people's comments.





but finally,some girls too dey fall hand
Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 7:09pm On May 21, 2015
Cutehector:
Abeg make babe com snatch me biko. grin

Lol. 4 ur mind
Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 7:10pm On May 21, 2015
diddydiva:
chai shocked



ladies don suffer sad

grin
Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by prettyjo(f): 7:10pm On May 21, 2015
pinkiberry:
am guity of number 2~coverface~
#scrolls up to see the number 2,then laughs.

I just imagined how you will be in the seduction attires

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Re: 10 Hilarious Act Ladies Do To Snatch Their Colleague's Boyfriends by Nobody: 7:11pm On May 21, 2015
ronald4lif:


Perhaps replace the snatch with sideline, if it even makes sense. Though snatch no bad sha. The write up is on point but how you take know all these tricks. From experience abi?.

Thanks bro. Nice suggestion.

Lol. Yes. From experience cheesy

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