Question: What is the shortest political comedy ?
Answer: Bode George.

Adaahjacob:
pls who is Tinubu, na Bahari brother?

Saraki cousin

Not far from the truth.

cc anonimi,
come and see what we're talking about...

George said, “The PDP was never dead. We were only given a bloodied nose, not a technical knockout. So, this is an opportunity to start regrouping and getting ready for 2019. I want to salute the dexterity and perfect political manoeuvres for which the PDP is well known.

“People like Tinubu and Chief Bisi Akande in Osun have always been local champions. Now, they have come to the national level of politics and they are now learning the tricks that all that glitters is not gold.

“I congratulate Saraki and Ekweremadu. They understand what Nigeria is all about.”

George slammed the National Publicity Secretary of the APC, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, for rejecting the outcome of the elections.

He said the APC had no powers to sanction Saraki.

“The APC would discipline Saraki? Is Saraki a child? They probably think they are playing local politics like the one they play in Lagos State. I welcome them to the real world,” he said.

in Oba rill wayne Akiolu voice all pdp members will die inside lagoon

Abeg wait oo!

Is Bode George still in Nigeria or he gave this telephone interview from exile?

How?

Sorry sir.

I think tinubu shud take tinz easy and eat a humble pie at his old age,he is 2 forceful and wants 2 put his Nose in everything...that being said Bode georges relevance and poliTical career is so dead it stinks 2 the high heavens.

tjkadzyanju:
....slowpoke and dump ass....can't you make a constructive statement without the biases..and sentiment...

There's nothing biased and sentimental about it but the reality and the sooner you guys face it the better.

He said, “You know I predicted weeks ago that the APC is just a congregation of strange bedfellows. The most beautiful thing about what has happened is that Bola Tinubu’s political influence in Nigeria is coming to a sunset and it is about five minutes to midnight for him.


I have always had this opinion of the APC cos it is not built to last.

l love PDP, we are too smart in all ramifications. we are experienced in d game of politics. PDP fans please join me in this celebration. eya this drug addict guy Tinibu never wake up? guy it's over for u o. once again, said PDP

Pot calling kettle black.... These old megalomanias should be cofined to the doldrums albeit perpetually, we need respite!

I heard Tinubu singing, 'although W̶̲̥̅ε̲̣ ve' come, to τ̲̅ђe end of τ̲̅ђe road, still I can't let go...' Hahahahahahahaha, he must be a learner as Naijirians will BREAK HIM LOOSE!

All I see here is Nigeria is tired buh I still do not underrate BAT. orv cos he will practically go back to the drawing board to restrategise

#notogodfatherism

Can we pls have another moment of silence!!!!

Okay tinubu come here , kneel before me.

By the powers conferred on me as a goddess i hereby rename you the "lizard of the bourdillion". Accept it in good faith.you may rise and join the rat of ubima in political oblivion.

The words in red letters got me laughing. Thieffnubu thought local politics and national are the same.

He said the truth, having nominated top shot in the party, he ought to take things easy and allow others. The fact is that APC as a party cannot disintegrate based on yesterday event, PMB will not allow that. Also Tinubu should not try to form another party, because the likes of Fashola, Amosun and oshiomole will not join him, they will be used to tackle him in the SW where he seems to be strong.

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BAT! Bola Ahmed Tinubu's is a man you will always want to learn from. even as old as Bode he can can not just work out of such place to play maturity like BAT has done rather he will shout and fight back the likes of Koro. I pity people supporting PDPs all they are doing is to protect their loots, Akpabio, Saraki and Mark. its a pity Dina is part of it. people without conscience. I have long known that Atiku, Kwankwoso and Saraki will eventually betray the part, having loot too much they can justify when question. BAT you have done you part like MKO wishes to do. he who fight and run live to fight another day. They master plan for Lagos is what we await. thought FG need one. Eko oni baje o

Boy! See acid.

Scheming the schemer.
At last; the Jagaban has been Jagabanded

Every Political Life Ends In Failure!








http://www.lazarusogbonna.com/2015/06/pictures-miley-cyrus-strips-naked.html?m=1

This fool still get voice?

Nonsense! do you read the headline at all. mtchewwwww

lurther:
We told them about the Northerners they refused to hear.

We told them about the nothern oligarghy and Born-to-Rule mentality, they said we are daft.

Now that the national assembly leaders have emerged, Buhari would comfortably release his cabinet list. This will be the final blow to Tinubu's political career. Buhari have patiently been waiting for this national assembly elections to come and go, so that when Tinubu's candidates looses in this power play, he can now deal him the final Blow by releasing the much awaited cabinet list.

Northerners are the smartest politicians in the country. Tinubu should be praying that they don't even cut him to size in lagos, because that would be the end of the so-called Almighty Jagaban.

Buhari, you can now release your cabinet list let us start work.

The Northern politicians are learners as they won't be able to comprehend what Tinubu will dish out to them as they would have waited a little bit longer before they showed their colours, people should know that in politricks there is always a plan B which might not be palatable for the North.

Here to read comments. Meanwhile 100 likes for me if you want my birthday cake. Happy birthday to me

George said, “The PDP was never dead. We were only given a bloodied nose, not a technical knockout. So, this is an opportunity to start regrouping and getting ready for 2019. I want to salute the dexterity and perfect political manoeuvres for which the PDP is well known.

I love that!


Meanwhile....



BREAKING NEWS!

OXFORD LEARNER'S DICTIONARY HAS ADDED A NEW WORD TO THE DICTIONARY.

NEW WORD... "TINUBU"

Tinubu (tee-nu-bu) Noun: Someone who believes that he would achieve a sinister goal and looks forward to the benefit(s) of such goals when attained but suddenly meets a deadlock after the goal is attained without enjoying the expected benefits.

Example: The tinubued armed robbers successfully broke into the company's safe and carted away cash only to realize that the money were fake currencies!

Funke became tinuburized when she discovered the man she snatched from her friend because of his presumed wealth was an ordinary driver.


Adjective:To be a Tinubu...the state of not enjoying what you expected from a good fortune.

Example: "My First Class Honors Degree Certificate is null and void because NUC has declared my Alma-Mata an illegal university. Oh! i am a Tinubu!!"

manutdrichie:


He never said otherwise
Just that Tinubu has just been welcomed to d club

lol, he is welcoming him? He should show him around the retirement home

He's saying trash, he shud b d one to quit politics, Tinubu is a hero as far as Nigeria's politics is concerned, does George knws wat Tinubu did to oust is party 4rm Aso rock, he's just seeking cheap popularity, i dont think d emergence of Saraki n Ike will affect d presidency, instead dey wil shock d people who voted 4 dem.