She won't let me be, saying am the only man who makes her climax. I made her come, how do I make her go?

How can the PHARMACY be open till past midnight? Or do they now do DRUGS?

Abeg this one ^^^ follow? @ Eke40seven; Blackeard; Sharkum

Farmers sef, they call for loan every now and then. They think money is plucked from trees or what? This must be because they're too used to cash crops!

Geofavor:
Farmers sef, they call for loan every now and then. They think money is plucked from trees or what? This must be because they're too used to cash crops!

hello Geofavor, I need to discuss somethings with you... Cld you drop your number or better still beep me on this line; 08033930053(flash / message). Thanks.

ayokunlei:


hello Geofavor, I need to discuss somethings with you... Cld you drop your number or better still beep me on this line; (flash / message). Thanks.

You should edit your number. And you might wanna check your inbox.

Geofavor:

You should edit your number. And you might wanna check your inbox.

thanks Bro

The game needs change, can I get a QUARTER BACK


In American football(a game) there is a position played by a quarter-back AND 25cents is called a quarter and it's usually used as change in the U.S so dz pun game needs change can I get a quarter back

Try to test my patience(jonathan), goodluck.

I had to divorce BENSON(cigarette) so that I can MARIJUANA(marry juana)

benega:
What is the flavour of ukwu nwanyi owerri? Never mind I'll find out nabania. Eke40seven u don retire?

LOL.. Good Engiligbo pun...
Well, i got tired, regrouped and got tired again, I don't know if I could say I REtired.
Did you get the drift?

I've never had a girlfriend, i' m always scared when they say boo

even your babe says I'm too hot, but my temperature remains moderate!

If you'd want to finish the large mountain of EBA, you'd heve to step up to the plate

I gat no beef for you cos u are Pomo already.

After love-making, She and I listened to"Kukere" - so we could recuperate! No worries mate!

You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish

Where guys dey, pple no dey show face again. Lemme put a call to y'all to drop fresh puns nw. FlygerianEagle diekola17 benega eke40seven (ur name sef na pun) geofavor ayokunlei softwhispers alegbeleye crixina mistytohcute neahyo and losprince

Well lemme drop d very 1st pic pun in dz thread

Its been a while....
One can only be a good tailor by investing time in learning how to CUT clothing materials. Because in tailoring, you RIP what you SEW

After eating a plate of NKWOBI (Goat head delicacy) and a bottle of BEER... A few minutes later after staggering to the road, an Igbo man called my attention and said "BIA (come), this GOAT",
my mind raced back to what my doctor said,
"YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT"

I narrated to my friend that a thief, pastor, assassin and a doctor came to my house and I went naked, she yelled at me and said shuo! You show everything?" and I replied "only the ass-are-sin"

Eke40seven:
After eating a plate of NKWOBI (Goat head delicacy) and a bottle of BEER... A few minutes later after staggering to the road, an Igbo man called my attention and said "BIA (come), this GOAT",
my mind raced back to what my doctor said,
"YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT"

nice one , good to see that the pros are no longer just watching punnography, they are back to punnicating!!!

Bro, you say ur job requires u to be awake at odd hours, which craft?

Ba dum dss

I Can't RESSIT these Puns even though my Last name is OHMNS...

2face should be type O, he is a universal donor

When we ASSUME, we make an ASS out of U and ME

He doubted the news until he was sent a photo of the NAKED tRUTH

My Friend David Lost his ID, he's now Dav...

Everybody knows (nose),I'm high (eye)...ya dig?

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At first i thought the wind blew it off my head, then i realized "home is where the hat is"