ViNeHaNds:
Goodday nairalanders, my birthday is tomorow, would love to mark it with lots of friends but its not been easy at all for this orphan boy, i havent really marked any birthday, tomorow i will be 23year, so i wanna probably go out and just try to have some fun with this nice girl who have really stood by me even in my broke status that has never deactivated even for few seconds. To my life God sent This one and only aunt out of the bunch of uncles and aunts who dont care due to long standing family matters, well, this my aunt who has been my everything, through school, now in my finals though, she wired me 2k, and after i pay this guy i am owing i will have 1k left, . . . NOW, how do i manage this to celebrate my birthday with my girl or i should just give her excuses like i always did in previous years and just stay home. Kind ADVICE PLEASE!

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ViNeHaNds:
Goodday nairalanders, my birthday is tomorow, would love to mark it with lots of friends but its not been easy at all for this orphan boy, i havent really marked any birthday, tomorow i will be 23year, so i wanna probably go out and just try to have some fun with this nice girl who have really stood by me even in my broke status that has never deactivated even for few seconds. To my life God sent This one and only aunt out of the bunch of uncles and aunts who dont care due to long standing family matters, well, this my aunt who has been my everything, through school, now in my finals though, she wired me 2k, and after i pay this guy i am owing i will have 1k left, . . . NOW, how do i manage this to celebrate my birthday with my girl or i should just give her excuses like i always did in previous years and just stay home. Kind ADVICE PLEASE!

My brother, If you can play baba Ijebu this morning game call SUPER...It will close by 12pm today
Super: 07-05-80bk-08-90-70bk play at 10 naira each
2sure:: 70-80, 08-70 play at 25 naira each
Total money play will be 200 naira

If 2 number should drop out of d game and 2sure drop too; that mean baba GOd don bless u be that.....
Meanwhile,my fellow nairalanders pls play this game for the birthday boy and if d game drop, that is to say we shall send him recharge card...

Wish you best of Luck...
HBD to you......LLNp

He's JUST 23years old..! He still has many years to come! Abi na him last birthday be this

daretodiffer:


Yes, it is for him in particular. He hasn't celebrated any and he wants to do this with someone he cares about.

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

I pray for you, IJN, one day you shall be the minister of finance .

jjy:


I pray for you, IJN, one day you shall be the minister of finance .

Amen... Lol

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

Abeg you be Economics Student ?Lolz

exalt2009:




My brother, If you can play baba Ijebu this morning game call SUPER...It will close by 12pm today
Super: 07-05-80bk-08-90-70bk play at 10 naira each
2sure:: 70-80, 08-70 play at 25 naira each
Total money play will be 200 naira

If 2 number should drop out of d game and 2sure drop too; that mean baba GOd don bless u be that.....
Meanwhile,my fellow nairalanders pls play this game for the birthday boy and if d game drop, that is to say we shall send him recharge card...

Wish you best of Luck...
HBD to you......LLNp

thanks alot bro. But i dont know how dis works.

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

Oga manager i troway salute o

[quote author=ViNeHaNds post=39290719]Goodday nairalanders, my birthday is tomorow, would love to mark it with lots of friends but its not been easy at all for this orphan boy, i havent really marked any birthday, tomorow i will be 23year, so i wanna probably go out and just try to have some fun with this nice girl who have really stood by me even in my broke status that has never deactivated even for few seconds. To my life God sent This one and only aunt out of the bunch of uncles and aunts who dont care due to long standing family matters, well, this my aunt who has been my everything, through school, now in my finals though, she wired me 2k, and after i pay this guy i am owing i will have 1k left, . . . NOW, how do i manage this to celebrate my birthday with my girl or i should just give her excuses like i always did in previous years and just stay home. Kind ADVICE PLEASE![/quote

how can i reach you. maybe so i can double it for you.

Pidggin:
Ask your girlfriend if she likes Nkwobi, if she does, take a walk down to a nice restaurant in your area. Buy two plates of Nwkobi for N1,000 and Suya N500, buy drinks with the remaining money.

Happy birthday!

Madam he said he has only 1K.......Abi u wan dash am money?

You reminded me sometimes ago when I planned to go out wt my ex to sweet sensation in Abeokuta. We had leaders meeting in church so I arrived very late around 7.30pm.
We just boarded cab and when we saw there was traffic jam, we alighted at barbecue shop, bought Suya #400, 2 cans of malt and returned home. We ate it happily in her room and the rest was between us..smiles. I tell you that was my best birthday moment ever. With tfare I spent #720 altogether.
Just enjoy ur day wt ur girl alone. Guys will understand you.

[quote author=oyalunasamuel post=39300784][/quote] check your email and reply the Pm. GOD bless

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

As ur monicker implies

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

Seriously I wouldn't mind you being in my cabinet as minister of finance in the nearest future. Thumbs up. Some spoilt Nigerian brats called ladies wouldn't even phatom this..... Thumbs up guy.

Owwww!!!! And there's a cooking section going on in my house now....you may rush down here with your bowl so I can help you with some rice and ingredients then all you need do is to buy drinks and keep your change...I no try? .. Anyways HBD in advance.. Just use your discretion and follow your heart...

ViNeHaNds:
check your email and reply the Pm. GOD bless

am new to Nairaland i do really know how it works. Which of the emails, is it my personal email?

Bamz:


That escalated quickly!

got a history with d dumbazz..he used to be annoying.

Dolypson04:
You reminded me sometimes ago when I planned to go out wt my ex to sweet sensation in Abeokuta. We had leaders meeting in church so I arrived very late around 7.30pm.
We just boarded cab and when we saw there was traffic jam, we alighted at barbecue shop, bought Suya #400, 2 cans of malt and returned home. We ate it happily in her room and the rest was between us..smiles. I tell you that was my best birthday moment ever. With tfare I spent #720 altogether.
Just enjoy ur day wt ur girl alone. Guys will understand you.

them just de yab me say na only person birthday i de go flex, but meeehn' i no send sha. Thanks alot bro.

oyalunasamuel:


am new to Nairaland i do really know how it works. Which of the emails, is it my personal email?

the one you used on Nairaland registration. Check your profile if you forgotten the one you used.

airmirthd1:
Owwww!!!! And there's a cooking section going on in my house now....you may rush down here with your bowl so I can help you with some rice and ingredients then all you need do is to buy drinks and keep your change...I no try? .. Anyways HBD in advance.. Just use your discretion and follow your heart...

hahaha. . . Ok i am coming right away. Thanks sis.

saasala:


Holy shiiiittt mehn....Gawd, who be this

I wonder o Bros... People are intelligent on this forum. That guy would make a good financial advisor. Kudos.

ViNeHaNds:
the one you used on Nairaland registration. Check your profile if you forgotten the one you used.

Am yet to receive the email on my mail app. 08070602004. gimmie a call or send a text

JudgementHammer:
A whole 1k. My guy u are a rich man joor. Na person weh no sabi chop life go call 1k small money.

1. Pay N100 as offering to God for keeping u alive till date

2. Buy 1 derica of rice-N150 + ororo half bottle-N100 + maggi knor-N20 + small pepper(with grinding)-N200 + tin tomato-N40 + mr chef salt-N30 + curry and thyme-N40 + extra onions-N20 + kote fish-N200.

Cook confirm jollof and enjoy ya life.
Everything total is N700. Remaining N300

3. Buy 2 coke or fanta-N140

4. Out of the remaining N160, give N150 to ur gf as transport to market to buy d stuffs. Thank God she's an understanding swthrt

5. Keep the N10 as savings

Thank me later.

guy you get sense. God knows. Best advise I think

Buy zobo. Cabin biscuits nd sweetz call all d little children together, tel dem it's ur birthday,they wil happily sing 4, u den share ur biscuit nd zobo........

Lizabeth25:
He's JUST 23years old..! He still has many years to come! Abi na him last birthday be this

Nobody is promised tomorrow and from his writeup, it shows he wants to do something for his chic for the standby.

ViNeHaNds:
see jealousy! you talking because my disappointments could turn a blessing. Ok o.

Guess I hit a raw nerve

Advice you buy alomo and condom.......... The rest is history

iamkingzlee:
1k will that be possible

Anyway, it all depends on the number of people you are catering for....

Okay... I just read... And I understand now...

Take her to An eatery, let Ac blow your head buy her 2meat pie's and a drink! if she asks why you aren't drinking or taking anything tell her you are diabetic! Ensure you eat well before you leave home ooo

Or better still, go to Musa's place, order suya worth 700-800 naira, buy her malt, and help her eat the onions. She'll understand! MAKE SURE YOU GO IN THE NIGHT!!!

What sort of rubbish is this!? Dude! One more "HER" and I'm dead. It is the guy's birthday for heaven's sake, not HER's!!!

You forgot to add..."Take HER to Golgotha, let her watch you as you sacrifice yourself for HER". Why must guy's always try to impress girls in every phucking thing they do? Phuck! This is so so unfortunate. Nonsense!

Simple.I'd put it in an envelope,take it to church and give to God as my thanksgiving offering