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What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by faith551(m): 8:48pm On Oct 25, 2015
(1) I want a lady who is as pretty and endowed as my ex, but a little bit taller than her grin
(2) i want a lady that will kick my ass as westham did Chelsea over the weekend on play station.
(3) I want a lady who will interrupt our argument with a kiss.
(4) I want a lady who will sneak up on me and give me hug from behind while I am having a chat with a friend.
(5) I want a lady who sees asking for money as a thing for lazy girls.
Guys what do you think about my list, can I get such a lady in Nigeria or should I look elsewhere.
So ladies and gentlemen, what's your ideal spouse like, goahead and share.

Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by TELLHIT(m): 8:49pm On Oct 25, 2015
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by Goahead(m): 8:58pm On Oct 25, 2015
faith551:
(1) I want a lady who is as pretty and endowed as my ex, but a little bit taller than her grin
(2) i want a lady that will kick my ass as westham did Chelsea over the weekend on play station.
(3) I want a lady who will interrupt our argument with a kiss.
(4) I want a lady who will sneak up on me and give me hug from behind while I am having a chat with a friend.
(5) I want a lady who sees asking for money as a thing for lazy girls.
Guys what do you think about my list, can I get such a lady in Nigeria or should I look elsewhere.
So ladies and gentlemen, what's your ideal spouse like, goahead and share.
And, why the mention?

To the topic...
The present day Nigerian is not a place you would find such woman, but you can easily help yourself by moulding her yourself undecided
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by Juxtified(m): 9:00pm On Oct 25, 2015
My ideal spouse is a 55" smart tv with in-built GTA, NFS and pizza delivery unit
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by faith551(m): 9:02pm On Oct 25, 2015
TELLHIT:
Did I say something wrong??
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by faith551(m): 9:03pm On Oct 25, 2015
Juxtified:
My ideal souse is a 55" smart tv with in-built GTA, NFS and pizza delivery unit

Oh!! , you want to date and prolly marry a TV set?, Am not surprised tho, lots of weird things happen these days
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by faith551(m): 9:04pm On Oct 25, 2015
Goahead:
And, why the mention?

To the topic...
[I]The present day Nigerian is not a place you would find such woman, but you can easily help yourself by moulding her yourself[i/]:-


Uncle which country do u advice me to do my sourcing?
Which of the qualities is rare in Nigeria?
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by Goahead(m): 9:11pm On Oct 25, 2015
faith551:



Uncle which country do u advice me to do my sourcing?
Which of the qualities is rare in Nigeria?
The number five quality catapulted other qualities to oblivion if you're sourcing from Nigeria.
On a serious note, travel to North Korea if not mould her yourself.

Shikina.
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by faith551(m): 9:24pm On Oct 25, 2015
Goahead:
The number five quality catapulted other qualities to oblivion if you're sourcing from Nigeria.
On a serious note, travel to North Korea if not mould her yourself.

Shikina.

Oh! I see, North Korea it is then.
Mind sharing yours
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by Goahead(m): 9:42pm On Oct 25, 2015
faith551:


Oh! I see, North Korea it is then.
Mind sharing yours
If she's hard working and obedient, I'm OK.
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by faith551(m): 10:31pm On Oct 25, 2015
Goahead:
If she's hard working and obedient, I'm OK.


And you'll get that In Nigeria??
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by Nobody: 10:36pm On Oct 25, 2015
I've got just the Girl You're looking For..."grin"
Buh she's kinda Happily married to My Dad....undecided embarassed
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by faith551(m): 11:41pm On Oct 25, 2015
Estharfabian:
I've got just the Girl You're looking For..."grin"

Buh she's kinda Happily married to My Dad....undecided embarassed


Damn!! cry
Does your mum play PS?
If she has all those quality, then I suspect you'll too.
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by Goahead(m): 5:21am On Oct 26, 2015
faith551:



And you'll get that In Nigeria??
Most probably, South eastern girls are hard working cool
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by Olaskybab: 5:32am On Oct 26, 2015
Estharfabian:
I've got just the Girl You're looking For..."grin"

Buh she's kinda Happily married to My Dad....undecided embarassed
Omo na 2 hijack her o

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Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by swaggerdgrt(m): 5:58am On Oct 26, 2015
Guy he go hard u oohh,bot in dis lifetme or in dis present naija
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by faith551(m): 6:59am On Oct 26, 2015
Goahead:
Most probably, South eastern girls are hard working cool


I wish you good luck with that
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by faith551(m): 7:00am On Oct 26, 2015
swaggerdgrt:
Guy he go hard u oohh,bot in dis lifetme or in dis present naija

Hian!! Looks like everybody is saying same thing
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by swaggerdgrt(m): 7:05am On Oct 26, 2015
faith551:


Hian!! Looks like everybody is saying same thing
yes cos I hav not seen such a girl nd which is not encouraging at all
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by Nobody: 10:18am On Oct 26, 2015
faith551:



Damn!! cry
Does your mum play PS?
If she has all those quality, then I suspect you'll too.
LoL....She plays all typah games.."grin" Buh You're looking for someone who's gonna beat You in the game...My Mom Is Hopeless At playing games...sad embarassed

Abouh me having ALL those qualities.....nAh! undecided LoL..I have 3 brothers...ofCourse they forced me howta play PS..Buh Your other list...not so much..*fakes tears* cry sad
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by faith551(m): 12:51pm On Oct 26, 2015
Estharfabian:
LoL....She plays all typah games.."grin" Buh You're looking for someone who's gonna beat You in the game...My Mom Is Hopeless At playing games...sad embarassed

Abouh me having ALL those qualities.....nAh! undecided LoL..I have 3 brothers...ofCourse they forced me howta play PS..Buh Your other list...not so much..*fakes tears* cry sad

Come on sweetie, I could teach you embarassed
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by Nobody: 1:00pm On Oct 26, 2015
faith551:

Come on sweetie, I could teach you embarassed
Awwe! really? lipsrsealed
I'd like that very much...Uhm...wait...undecided Teach me howtah do what exactly? "grin"
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by faith551(m): 1:01pm On Oct 26, 2015
Estharfabian:
Awwe! really? lipsrsealed

I'd like that very much...Uhm...wait...undecided
Teach me howtah do what exactly? "grin"

Anything you want
Re: What's Your Ideal Spouse?? by faith551(m): 1:03pm On Oct 26, 2015
swaggerdgrt:
yes cos I hav not seen such a girl nd which is not encouraging at all



I might still find one

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