IAMTHEHERO:
Zombies will they agree?
Zombie ooooo!!! Zombie!!! Zombie no go go if you no tell am make he dey go.
Buhari: Zombies where are you people?
Zombies: Sai baba,we are here.
Buhari: The thread about the pic of 105 soldiers that l told you people to tell Nigerians that the pic is those soldiers that had head on collision with petrol tankers and were burnt to ashes,how did it go?
Zombies: Nigerians are wise now oo. It is no business as usual.They asked us how come their clothes were not burnt?
Buhari: What did you tell them?
Zombies: We told them to remember the case of Shedrack, Meshach and Abednego.
Buhari: Punch has come again ooo. Tell Nigerians that you people (Zombies) are the majority that voted me into power.That you are not complaining.

you get mouth oooo if I be yoruba I no go quote u oooo

lasisi69:
hope u dreamt of me... Winks...

Serious matter dey ground, u dey here dey dream of TOTOBO

Okeikpu:
Serious matter dey ground, u dey here dey dream of TOTOBO

lol... I no go kill myself ni

lasisi69:
lol... I no go kill myself ni

Ok continue

Okeikpu:
Ok continue

okeipku... Means what

this is what happens when a leader doesn't have vision for the position he is vying for.
it is the leader that makes the position and not the position that makes the leader.
a presidential debate would have given us an idea of what to expect from this govt. but alas! they turn it down.

This movie is not a good one but I'm watching it anyway, and at every scene I almost feel like shouting "I told you!!!" but the unfortunate thing is that i am also an actor in same. So people, it is time we complained less. Let's buy bicycles and whistle away while we ride to work, its good for health anyway. But above all lets seriously #prayforNigeria...

I'm off to work, whistling on my ride. Thank God I didn't make the mistake of giving away my Dad's old Bicycle...

lasisi69:
hope u dreamt of me... Winks...

Hian!
End time dream

vivalavida:


Hian!
End time dream

lol.. Boss

am nt really into politics but i will say lets give him (buhari )a chance for christ sake he is not a miracle worker he just appoint his ministers if after four years he did not perform then we send the old man to daura

rozayx5:
http://punchng.com/nigerians-slam-buhari-marketers-over-fuel-scarcity/
lalasticlala

End time scarcity

They said Dieziani stole but under her tenure I saw fuel to buy. We now have a born again Minister who hasn't stolen but hasn't given us fuel either.

captainflash:
Shit, this is so annoying, a fuel cost of 96naira per litre, now 160naira, some people doesnt even care about their vechicles anymore, most of them used their legsauce as a means of transportation, end time is near oh....naija do something...the poor are suffering ohh.. Wahai

IT IS #250 in Idah Kogi State.

lasisi69:
okeipku... Means what

Google am naa or use Google translate

We never experienced such hardship during GEJ's tenure

No light
No Fuel


God, why is this happening to us?

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Why so angry Nigerians? Cheer up!
This is just the beginning

Okeikpu:
Google am naa or use Google translate

have done that already... It's censored

Nigerians should calm down, i heard our able presido ll be heading to Iran soon to stabilize the oil price.

What I don't get is this- some people fail to understand that the previous government have messed the whole system up. We all know that we as individuals when taken to head a place-the change can't happen over night. Now having said that - I believe there is full-they are just hoarding it. To support my claim - it was in the news that some where around the country, The DPR went to a filling station and discovered they had fuel and were not selling- they filling station was forced to sell fuel free of charge. It's obvious some people are still pained GEJ lost and would blame PMB for anything. Let's move on - let's pray for our Nation and stay as one

palladin:
It would have been worse with Jonathan.

My guy are you kidding me? Please check your records under Jonathan how fuel was.

I'm not enjoying d scarcity but why not be patient and give this president enough time to see the end of it all. These oil marketers have been exploiting the nation badly, we cry about it and yet we are not ready to bear the pains that the change will cause.

PMB should find a way to pay the marketers so they can continue with their business. Its a relief that nigerians are having a positive response to investment in modular refineries. Everywhere in the world where you have crude oil resources, you have mini refineries to shore up the limitations of larger refineries that are more expensive to maintain.

Its an embarasment that nigeria cannot refine its own crude resources. Give out licenses for mini refineries and see an end to long years of enslavement to oil marketers.

sotall:
[size=20] Its like Buhari body odour has been exhausted by the APC members and E-warriors, hence the fuel scarcity


Instead of Buhari to head the war against boko haram as a result of his military experience, he opted to head the petroleum ministry so that he can steal our money and spend it on Aisha and his foot soldiers a.k.a Boko haram[/size]

You are damn right, as a former military Chief, the defence ministry should be under him,because that is his constituency. Not the petroleum ministry, he will throw spanner on the works there.least I forget,na there money dey.

palladin:
It would have been worse with Jonathan.

words of consolation

d ;d ;d ; ; ;d


Now their eyes dey clear you never see anything just wait till January,majority of Nigerian neck will grow tall like street light belt mo go fit hold trousers again for una body . Then you go know say person dey use him brains next time he wan vote

;'d ;'d

Na real wa for dis Buhari guy sha. Having contested thrice and losing, one would think his eventual win would really bring about a massive and decisive shift from the status quo when he assumes office. Even more disgusting and annoying is the fact that he was busy running his leaking mouth against subsidy calling it a scam, fraud or what have you. Alas, he was sworn in and he seems to be so clueless as to how to solve this brouhaha.

I am so angry and irritated by this aboki guy. Buhari, it's time to act abeg. You don't need six months to solve this issue once and for all. I am currently at a filling station and wasted over an hour without getting fuel.

Before you call your father a wailer, ask yourself if you voted for Buhari in 2007, 2011 and 2015. Cos I did.

Oh take your change

forkadict:
abeg. You don't need six months to solve this issue once and for all. I am currently at a filling station and wasted over an hour without getting fuel.

Before you call your father a wailer, ask yourself if you voted for Buhari in 2007, 2011 and 2015. Cos I did.

you don't know buhari,if you like cry blood ,insult his father or mother,nothing moves him ,he will only act when feels it is time. Someone that spent 7 months thinking about who he wants to work with,how many months do you think it will take him to finish studying the petroleum industry He needs to study it as if he is studying for waec or jamb before he will know what to do ,then he will spend another 3months deciding when to act. So pls bro don't be in a rush ,na like that you go dey queue for filling station till January so better get used to it. Sai Baba ,sai buhari ,change .

I pity those who believed in the fake CHANGE.
Some section of the country wanted power back at all cost while the other zone just want to be VP and finance minister at all cost just as it was in 1967.That's all.

D oda day it was India,now it is Iran. Wat sort of country is ds man goin 2. Of wat gain is it or wil it b 2us? We ar lost. Headed by a man wit no sight of governance. We ar headn to a place wit a bg questiom mark."?" we beta buckle up and put on our seat belt,cos its goin 2 b a long boat ride. God help us