...Empiree and rilwayne001 can be the "boko haram actors"- they can act like they were boko haram insurgents but fortunately for them, Pastor Allnaijablogger saved them
and showed them the salvation through Christ (this
showmanship thrills church congregations)

Idrismusty97:
LOL

That was wicked bloody hell!!! AllNaijaBlogger is nuts

benedictnsi:
Just one question for you @Op...


Did God call you or Devil himself flash you

johnydon22:
Hahahahahaha this is funny, na so this harmattan do you?

Well open your church and flex wella bro

Idrismusty97:
LMAO! I believed it is high time we start investing in Church business, They is always an unending pool of gullible people to tap from. All we need is a good Orator well vast in the knowledge of the Bible and we are good to go. We can even start from a zinc/cage house and with time we will owned mansions!

AllNaijaBlogger:


Bros, no be small thing.


E come be like say pastors no dey suffer this fuel scarcity. See as my pastor friend get 4 drums of petrol- him talk say some na donation from members....chai!!!!

AllNaijaBlogger:
I am hustling and doing so much work that I don't even have time for myself.

I have lost weight and gone darker all in the name of surviving in this country.

On the other hand, one useless vagabond I knew in school is balling and driving fancy cars around town. It was only yesterday that he saw me trekking on the road because I had no money to refuel and repair my car, and he offered me a lift. This my vagabond friend is a pastor. This guy is not as educated as I am or even an honest person- he used to roam and even sometimes scam people in our old neighbourhood, back in the day.

Now, this my vagabond friend (now known as "Pastor Show" is oppressing me. He has a BMW jeep, a range rover and a nice house in FESTAC Lagos. He has a small church but he boasts that the money he makes is worthy enough for a bullion van.


Where did I go wrong in life? With all my education and two jobs, a negro like me is still hustling while some scammer can open church and be lounging in money and women.....oh, did I tell you about his wife? Some sexy latina from Columbia. God!!! Why are you punishing me with this oppression?




Long story short, I need to open a church and make millions. Who is with me? Johnydon22 can be the marketer, he get mouth well well. Joseph1832 can be my partner (or second pastor). Plaetton can be the financial adviser while FrancisTony can be the altar boy. Then empiree and rilwayne001 can be the "boko haram actors"- they can act like they were boko haram insurgents but fortunately for them, Pastor Allnaijablogger saved them and showed them the salvation through Christ (this showmanship thrills church congregations)

AllNaijaBlogger:
I am hustling and doing so much work that I don't even have time for myself.

I have lost weight and gone darker all in the name of surviving in this country.

On the other hand, one useless vagabond I knew in school is balling and driving fancy cars around town. It was only yesterday that he saw me trekking on the road because I had no money to refuel and repair my car, and he offered me a lift. This my vagabond friend is a pastor. This guy is not as educated as I am or even an honest person- he used to roam and even sometimes scam people in our old neighbourhood, back in the day.

Now, this my vagabond friend (now known as "Pastor Show" is oppressing me. He has a BMW jeep, a range rover and a nice house in FESTAC Lagos. He has a small church but he boasts that the money he makes is worthy enough for a bullion van.


Where did I go wrong in life? With all my education and two jobs, a negro like me is still hustling while some scammer can open church and be lounging in money and women.....oh, did I tell you about his wife? Some sexy latina from Columbia. God!!! Why are you punishing me with this oppression?




Long story short, I need to open a church and make millions. Who is with me? Johnydon22 can be the marketer, he get mouth well well. Joseph1832 can be my partner (or second pastor). Plaetton can be the financial adviser while FrancisTony can be the altar boy. Then empiree and rilwayne001 can be the "boko haram actors"- they can act like they were boko haram insurgents but fortunately for them, Pastor Allnaijablogger saved them and showed them the salvation through Christ (this showmanship thrills church congregations)

menesheh:



funny you. Like seriously, so real that only in a country like nigeria that the blind leads people with eagle eyes. Scammers are the boss while the intelligent and benevolent are left to rot.


Bruh, contact dude here in nairaland called " Hahn " he has been looking your sort of person to partner with to establish such a profitable venture.

hahn:


Bro, I am in. We can start an online fellowship and I have already started working on it. I need someone to partner with. PM me

My contact details are on my signature

menesheh:



Ooh you're already here. I was inviting you over here.

hahn:


I actually meant I have started working on it

AllNaijaBlogger:



I was called by the one true king of the seven kingdoms- Lord Stannis Baratheon

AllNaijaBlogger:



Church is the only investment in Nigeria that will guarantee you 10 times the profit in return.......and also many followers to add

Idrismusty97:
Even the Mosques in the North don't want to be left out in this lucrative business. Every Friday they now bring in a green box where you can put in money. But still aren't as creative as their Christian counterparts. Tell them to donate money to build a school and the money raised will be barely enough to buy a block, But tell them to donate to build a mosque and you could have enough money to launch a satellite . Religion is good business.

hahn:


Bro, I am in. We can start an online fellowship and I have already started working on it. I need someone to partner with. PM me

My contact details are on my signature

AllNaijaBlogger:


Mosque sef don join the business?

OlayinkaFawaz:
I get one vacant land for you o....

fortunerobin2:
hello @allnaijablogger let partner

Idrismusty97:
Even the Mosques in the North don't want to be left out in this lucrative business. Every Friday they now bring in a green box where you can put in money. But still aren't as creative as their Christian counterparts. Tell them to donate money to build a school and the money raised will be barely enough to buy a block, But tell them to donate to build a mosque and you could have enough money to launch a satellite . Religion is good business.

AllNaijaBlogger:
I am hustling and doing so much work that I don't even have time for myself.

I have lost weight and gone darker all in the name of surviving in this country.

On the other hand, one useless vagabond I knew in school is balling and driving fancy cars around town. It was only yesterday that he saw me trekking on the road because I had no money to refuel and repair my car, and he offered me a lift. This my vagabond friend is a pastor. This guy is not as educated as I am or even an honest person- he used to roam and even sometimes scam people in our old neighbourhood, back in the day.

Now, this my vagabond friend (now known as "Pastor Show" is oppressing me. He has a BMW jeep, a range rover and a nice house in FESTAC Lagos. He has a small church but he boasts that the money he makes is worthy enough for a bullion van.


Where did I go wrong in life? With all my education and two jobs, a negro like me is still hustling while some scammer can open church and be lounging in money and women.....oh, did I tell you about his wife? Some sexy latina from Columbia. God!!! Why are you punishing me with this oppression?




Long story short, I need to open a church and make millions. Who is with me? Johnydon22 can be the marketer, he get mouth well well. Joseph1832 can be my partner (or second pastor). Plaetton can be the financial adviser while FrancisTony can be the altar boy. Then empiree and rilwayne001 can be the "boko haram actors"- they can act like they were boko haram insurgents but fortunately for them, Pastor Allnaijablogger saved them and showed them the salvation through Christ (this showmanship thrills church congregations)