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Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by cococandy(f): 8:26pm On Feb 04, 2016
Beremx:
happy new year nne. amugo m nwa na 23rd of last month. foto nwa m di na profile m. kee ka imere?

Aunty Kanwulia, i dey feel your thread o! lol
Oh really? That's awesome. Congrats.
Obu nwoke ko mwanyi?

Adi m mma my sister.
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Beremx(f): 8:29pm On Feb 04, 2016
cococandy:
Oh really? That's awesome. Congrats. Obu nwoke ko mwanyi?
Adi m mma my sister.
nwoke. cool
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by cococandy(f): 8:30pm On Feb 04, 2016
Lol@Free Valentine pucci grin
After dem go do like say bad things no dey sweet dem.

KanwuliaExtra:


Anywhere diarrrris freee "Valentine pooosy" PM must follow ke!
Man and woman get secretions ke. Creamy to clear ok.

Curdly or GRAINY is not.
Any SMELL, ITCH or GREEEEN. . . Game ova!
Tell dem to come back in 30 days for re-examination o!!!! grin
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by cococandy(f): 8:31pm On Feb 04, 2016
Beremx:
nwoke. cool
smileyoh yea? I could tell. Just wanted to be sure.

Ngwa jisike.
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 8:32pm On Feb 04, 2016
Beremx:
happy new year nne. amugo m nwa na 23rd of last month. foto nwa m di na profile m. kee ka imere?

Aunty Kanwulia, i dey feel your thread o! lol

Congratulations darling sis!
Many blessing and joy to come. kiss
O valAntine na fio tu o! cheesy
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 8:34pm On Feb 04, 2016
cococandy:
Lol@Free Valentine pucci grin
After dem go do like say bad things no dey sweet dem.


Ha!
We all know bera! wink
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by freshvine(f): 8:35pm On Feb 04, 2016
KanwuliaExtra:

Anywhere diarrrris freee "Valentine pooosy" PM must follow ke!

Please jump o. Don't wanna get you into trouble o. Me dey MAKE trouble, not get into trouble o. Very UNTOUCHABLE! My husband don taya kpa kpa. He knows the rules. cool
Man and woman dey get secretion na. Creamy, MILIKI tongue or clear ok. Curdly or GRAINY is not. Any SMELL, ITCH or GREEEEN. . . Game ova! Tell dem to come back in 30 days for re-examination o!!!! grin
Stop abusing the word "husband"
You've a Bleep mate!

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Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Beremx(f): 8:35pm On Feb 04, 2016
KanwuliaExtra:

Congratulations darling sis! Many blessing and joy to come. kiss O valAntine na fio tu o! cheesy
Thanks! smiley
Waiting anxiously for Valentine's day. grin
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by freshvine(f): 8:37pm On Feb 04, 2016
Beremx:
nwoke. cool
Finally you don born Lateef for that Hamid Raji
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by corisande: 8:39pm On Feb 04, 2016
cheesy This thread is lit up! cheesy
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 8:40pm On Feb 04, 2016
sad
freshvine:


Stop abusing the word "husband"

You've a Bleep mate!


For 17 years kwa nu?
Dazzzz gud! grin

O kwa "injury time ka anyi nor wor"? wink

Ndo o! grin

Whiarrrris ya archaic "phock doll"? wink

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Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by freshvine(f): 8:50pm On Feb 04, 2016
KanwuliaExtra:
sad


For 17 years kwa nu?
Dazzzz gud! grin

O kwa "injury time ka anyi nor wor"? wink

Ndo o! grin

One moral question!

As a mother if your son in law report to you that your daughter(his wife) is 2 timing, what will be your response?
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 8:54pm On Feb 04, 2016
freshvine:


One moral question!

As a mother if your son in law report to you that your daughter(his wife) is 2 timing, what will be your response?

I am extremely AMORAL.
My son would know better.
Life is a choice!
Either you STAY or you LEAVE!
Anyone has the absolute RIGHT to 2-time or 10-time as desired.

Free world! kiss
You tink say MARRIAGE na GITMO? shocked
One blokos or one poohsie for LIFE? cry
Say who DIE? undecided

*the problem with dez over-sabi Christians sef*! embarassed

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Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by armyofone(m): 8:57pm On Feb 04, 2016
Pinching can be painful especially during period.
Romance me softly baby, everything on and in me is living grin

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Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 8:58pm On Feb 04, 2016
armyofone:
Pinching can be painful especially during period.

Thank you! grin
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 9:01pm On Feb 04, 2016
Beremx:
Thanks! smiley

Waiting anxiously for Valentine's day. grin

So, what is gonna be ya move. . . Since oga has "competition" in the "pinching bobby" department? wink

Does JR plan to share the MILIK? wink
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Synzu(m): 9:04pm On Feb 04, 2016
KanwuliaExtra:

I di kwa welcome oooooo wink

Kanwulia oooo.... Oya carry that ya big nyash come hia now! grin
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Synzu(m): 9:09pm On Feb 04, 2016
cococandy:
Lol. So they send you PMs after pretending they don't like what they are seeing? grin grin

Anyway I jump and pass this thread.
Na this kind things dey put man pikin for trouble. lipsrsealed


So make I believe say you're a still a learner?
cheesy . Nice try.



Depends on if she's itchy or smelly.
Or the stuff is there without sexual arousal.

If not....
Haba you missed. lipsrsealed
Daz all.

I didn't miss oo... I know what I saw dear. That thing isn't actually meant to be white except its been touched or rubbed continuously. Like when the dick meets a wet pussy, continuous thrusts can make the transparent lube turn white! But when it just ooze's out in pure egusi-like white, nne'm na yeast infection be that oo! cheesy

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Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by cococandy(f): 9:10pm On Feb 04, 2016
Egusi-like? grin grin
Synzu:


I didn't miss oo... I know what I saw dear. That thing isn't actually meant to be white except its been touched or rubbed continuously. Like when the dick meets a wet pussy, continuous thrusts can make the transparent lube turn white! But when it just ooze's out in pure egusi-like white, nne'm na yeast infection be that oo! cheesy
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Synzu(m): 9:14pm On Feb 04, 2016
cococandy:
Egusi-like? grin grin
Nne the thing dika egusi akworo-akwo gringrin
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 9:15pm On Feb 04, 2016
Synzu:



Kanwulia oooo.... Oya carry that ya big nyash come hia now! grin

This wan? wink
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 9:16pm On Feb 04, 2016
Synzu:


Nne the thing dika egusi akworo-akwo gringrin

OMGgggggggosh!!!! grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Ewoooooooooooo!!!!!
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by TheArchangel(f): 9:20pm On Feb 04, 2016
KanwuliaExtra:


This wan? wink
Devil is a liar grin.
What da Bleep?
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Synzu(m): 9:21pm On Feb 04, 2016
KanwuliaExtra:


This wan? wink

Lol, its the "Jiggly" type grin

My fave kind of ass cool


Don't let all that ass go without enjoying yaself oo, forget that irrelevant dolt yappin about morality. I know her type hun smiley
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by freshvine(f): 9:21pm On Feb 04, 2016
KanwuliaExtra:


I am extremely AMORAL.
My son would know better.
Life is a choice!
Either you STAY or you LEAVE!
Anyone has the absolute RIGHT to 2-time or 10-time as desired.

Free world! kiss
You tink say MARRIAGE na GITMO? shocked
One blokos or one poohsie for LIFE? cry
Say who DIE? undecided

*the problem with dez over-sabi Christians sef*! embarassed

Let me run a little circus with you.


When giving out your daughter out in marriage, would you prefer the traditional/customary system or legal system or orthodox (religious system)?

Let me help you with a clue should you get confused with another question.

Does any of these system support two timing?
What if she's unlucky to have a consenting husband regarding immoral behavior like her father?

Don't take offense
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 9:22pm On Feb 04, 2016
TheArchangel:
Devil is a liar grin.
What da Bleep?

Which devil? wink
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Synzu(m): 9:23pm On Feb 04, 2016
KanwuliaExtra:

OMGgggggggosh!!!! grin cheesy grin cheesy grin Ewoooooooooooo!!!!!
grin
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by EfemenaXY: 9:23pm On Feb 04, 2016
taryour:
Eeewwoooooo biko where is my higher education note book oo, and my eleganza biro o. Am sure not gonna miss this course. EfemenaXY where @ thou. I no go borrow you note do photocopy oo.

Take a sit and pay attention as a good student that i am.

Ewooo...of all places to mention me...

Biko, I'm a virgin. Dunno what you're on about.

KJ baby. Longest time. kiss kiss kiss

Oya wetin I don miss?
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by Synzu(m): 9:24pm On Feb 04, 2016
Kanwulia is on fire tonight! grin
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 9:25pm On Feb 04, 2016
freshvine:


Let me run a little circus with you.


When giving out your daughter out in marriage, would you prefer the traditional/customary system or legal system or orthodox (religious system)?

Let me help you with a clue should you get confused with another question.

Does any of these system support two timing?
What if she's unlucky to have a consenting husband regarding immoral behavior like his father?

Don't take offense

Excuse me o.
This is 2016 o! undecided

You don't give out your children in marriage.
They CHOOSE their partners and you can ONLY GIVE ADVISE OR SUPPORT! kiss
If dey like, dey can marry at FELA'S SHRINE. Not my gaddem bizzzzzz. kiss
Whatever they choose to do is UP TO THEM.
Like my parents did. . . I show up as a GUEST! kiss

As to this 2-time hangover you have, it is not an issue in a POLYGAMOUS culture. Only when the woman is doing it abi? Fa-fa-fa? Fowl! Make any man krase come look my phone. grin
Not all females in Nigeria were born and raised in SEXISM. Thanks. kiss

Please, what planet do you live in? undecided
You are VERY ARCHAIC madam! Kai!!!!
I am not offended o. Just AMAZED! shocked

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Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by taryour(f): 9:34pm On Feb 04, 2016
EfemenaXY:

Ewooo...of all places to mention me...
Biko, I'm a virgin. Dunno what you're on about.
KJ baby. Longest time. kiss kiss kiss
Oya wetin I don miss?
Vir.... What Lwkmd.
Re: The Mood For "Valentine Bedmatics" Your Spouse's Favorite Move? Or Yours? by KanwuliaExtra: 9:37pm On Feb 04, 2016
EfemenaXY:


Ewooo...of all places to mention me...

Biko, I'm a virgin. Dunno what you're on about.

KJ baby. Longest time. kiss kiss kiss

Oya wetin I don miss?

Longest time! Took a break from work to browse!
Welcome. You did not miss natin.
Only discussing "moves" for the season!

Any "gingering" suggestions for the "gingometers" are welcome! wink

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