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He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Jadekitana(f): 2:59pm On Apr 30, 2016
What I experienced last night is still making me speechless till now, it seems i'm In another world o. I still can't believe what this stranger did.

I jejely took myself to shaunz bar to unwind due to my poor performance this week,i was totally angry because of the multiple polite insults I received from my boss, I decided to uplift my spirit since it was karaoke night. It's been a while I took long Island iced tea so I requested for it. That's how I was enjoying one lady's performance when this dude walked up to me and asked why I was sitting alone. I replied his question with an answer that since when has it become a crime for a lady to sit alone to have a glass of tequila.

He asked why I was rude, in my mind I was like "who be this one sef" carry your wahala and be going, i'm not in the mood. He introduced himself as b***y and said he was a staff of Fcmb. My brain formatted immediately I was like see another banker demon,not today lucifer, not today! He refused to leave even when I showed an "I don't care attitude" he kept cracking jokes.

See me laughing hard 20mins later o, unlike the dude who was dragging a plate of Asun with me,this one ordered an expensive wine and peppered snails for us! He was fun, he cracked lots of jokes, his friends and colleagues came around,they didn't believe we just met cos the bonding was cool. That's how I stood up to the rest room when I noticed the ground was suddenly uneven,i started seeing double. At first I panicked because obviously I was tipsy, I didn't realise I had taken too much cos the fun and jokes were off the hook. I came back and told him I would be leaving immediately,he asked if I drove, I said no! That i'd call a cab. He objected that it wasn't safe, I don't know how to knew I was tipsy. He took excuse from his friends and offered to drop me home! I panicked, I objected, he insisted. Grabbed his keys,settled the bouncers at the door and helped me down the staircase.

I sha remember I was laughing and talking too much inside his car, I still remembered the direction to my house thankfully. We got to my gate, he helped me outa the car, carried me to my flat, I brought out my keys, he opened the burglary and handed the keys back to me and said "drink a lot of water and sleep, tomorrow you would laugh at yourself, goodnight" I remember pulling his hand and hugging him, he reciprocated but that was it. He left without looking back. I just woke up and remembered we never exchanged contacts, I know his branch. Fcmb would see me next week!

So there are some nice Bankers afterall smiley i'm still in shock.

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by donbenedict(m): 3:10pm On Apr 30, 2016
Toks2008 it is a ghen ghen somtin o

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Elzends(m): 3:11pm On Apr 30, 2016
Who get Motorola charger abeg ✌

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by homeboy205: 3:12pm On Apr 30, 2016
Hmm all Na format

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Mediapace: 3:16pm On Apr 30, 2016
Jadekitana Who released you angry

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by ba7man(m): 3:17pm On Apr 30, 2016
One week..... one man. undecided

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by efficientleke(m): 3:17pm On Apr 30, 2016
Lool ...if he had taken advantage you wee be here waiting that men are evil blah blah.. what exactly isit you want us to say now?

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by MUVA(m): 3:20pm On Apr 30, 2016
The haters will soon arrive grincheesy


Meanwhile, check my siggy cool

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by MUVA(m): 3:22pm On Apr 30, 2016
But wait o, since you were drunk, how are you so sure that he didn't lipsrsealed you?

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Jadekitana(f): 3:25pm On Apr 30, 2016
grin cheesy cheesy I dey come let me go and do small amebo

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Nobody: 3:26pm On Apr 30, 2016
This story reeks of lies and why do I have a feeling you uglier than how you hype yourself?

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by wittyt98(m): 3:26pm On Apr 30, 2016
be careful o ..all na format !!,.. where the ladies @ tho ...waiting for their comments!
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by wittyt98(m): 3:28pm On Apr 30, 2016
Jadekitana:
What I experienced last night is still making me speechless till now, it seems i'm In another world o. I still can't believe what this stranger did.

I jejely took myself to shaunz bar to unwind due to my poor performance this week,i was totally angry because of the multiple polite insults I received from my boss, I decided to uplift my spirit since it was karaoke night. It's been a while I took long Island iced tea so I requested for it. That's how I was enjoying one lady's performance when this dude walked up to me and asked why I was sitting alone. I replied his question with an answer that since when has it become a crime for a lady to sit alone to have a glass of tequila.

He asked why I was rude, in my mind I was like "who be this one sef" carry your wahala and be going, i'm not in the mood. He introduced himself as b***y and said he was a staff of Fcmb. My brain formatted immediately I was like see another banker demon,not today lucifer, not today! He refused to leave even when I showed an "I don't care attitude" he kept cracking jokes.

See me laughing hard 20mins later o, unlike the dude who was dragging a plate of Asun with me,this one ordered an expensive wine and peppered snails for us! He was fun, he cracked lots of jokes, his friends and colleagues came around,they didn't believe we just met cos the bonding was cool. That's how I stood up to the rest room when I noticed the ground was suddenly uneven,i started seeing double. At first I panicked because obviously I was tipsy, I didn't realise I had taken too much cos the fun and jokes were off the hook. I came back and told him I would be leaving immediately,he asked if I drove, I said no! That i'd call a cab. He objected that it wasn't safe, I don't know how to knew I was tipsy. He took excuse from his friends and offered to drop me home! I panicked, I objected, he insisted. Grabbed his keys,settled the bouncers at the door and helped me down the staircase.

I sha remember I was laughing and talking too much inside his car, I still remembered the direction to my house thankfully. We got to my gate, he helped me outa the car, carried me to my flat, I brought out my keys, he opened the burglary and handed the keys back to me and said "drink a lot of water and sleep, tomorrow you would laugh at yourself, goodnight" I remember pulling his hand and hugging him, he reciprocated but that was it. He left without looking back. I just woke up and remembered we never exchanged contacts, I know his branch. Fcmb would see me next week!

So there are some nice Bankers afterall smiley i'm still in shock.

don't let phyno catch that man o! grin

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Speakdatruth: 3:30pm On Apr 30, 2016
this script will be good in the hands of zeb ejiro

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Yuneehk(f): 3:38pm On Apr 30, 2016
Speakdatruth:
this script will be good in the hands of zeb ejiro
She's really a good writer. While reading, it felt like I was watching a nollywood movie.

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Nobody: 3:41pm On Apr 30, 2016
grin grin grin

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YEYE DEY SMELL

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by RebelliousDark: 3:42pm On Apr 30, 2016
the return of the delusional banker-loving Transgender grin

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by LegalBaby(f): 3:42pm On Apr 30, 2016
what is your problem with bankers?

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by ireneony(f): 3:45pm On Apr 30, 2016
Elzends:
Who get Motorola charger abeg
guy I nor get ooo. But I go fit help you with my Samsung charger grin

Hafa u de play ball today

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Speakdatruth: 3:46pm On Apr 30, 2016
Yuneehk:

She's really a good writer. While reading, it felt like I was watching a nollywood movie.
cheesy it's a nollywood movie in need of a producer

imaginary situations powered by complete idleness makes good nollywood script.

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by RebelliousDark: 3:49pm On Apr 30, 2016
please who is aware of the time Barça is playing today. . .. . and who get Starcomms charger for here abeg?
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Monalisa185(f): 3:49pm On Apr 30, 2016
Elzends:
Who get Motorola charger abeg

Lol, I get....500k per bargrin....

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by ireneony(f): 3:50pm On Apr 30, 2016
Monalisa185:


Lol, I get....500k per bargrin....
you self grin
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Jadekitana(f): 3:51pm On Apr 30, 2016
Yuneehk:

She's really a good writer. While reading, it felt like I was watching a nollywood movie.

This is no movie my dear, I'm always hyperactive and love hanging out a lot, hence I meet lots of people cheesy, life is too precious to be an introvert, live, make money and have lots of fun! That's my motto

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by ireneony(f): 3:52pm On Apr 30, 2016
RebelliousDark:
please who is aware of the time Barça is playing today. . .. . and who get Starcomms charger for here abeg?
me self nor know wey barca de play ooo

Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Jadekitana(f): 3:53pm On Apr 30, 2016
MUVA:
But wait o, since you were drunk, how are you so sure that he didn't lipsrsealed you?

I would have been nakeed cheesy but I slept with my clothes on.
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Monalisa185(f): 3:54pm On Apr 30, 2016
ireneony:
you self grin


Lol....make I make small money na...since we dey jobless...grin

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by RebelliousDark: 3:54pm On Apr 30, 2016
ireneony:
me self nor know wey barca de play ooo


i just confirmed it now - 7:30pm CAT.
you get Starcomms or Multilinks charger? grin
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Lasveg(m): 3:55pm On Apr 30, 2016
Nl is always boring without dis gal. Welcome back

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by ireneony(f): 3:56pm On Apr 30, 2016
RebelliousDark:


i just confirmed it now - 7:30pm CAT.
you get Starcomms or Multilinks charger? grin
correct guy! But I fit give nokia 3310 charge cheesy
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by JoeBlocks(m): 3:58pm On Apr 30, 2016
Jadekitana:


I would have been nakeed cheesy but I slept with my clothes on.
Did you know whether he removed your clothes and molested you, while you slept, then later, put it back on? grin

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