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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by MUVA(m): 4:38pm On Apr 30, 2016
Lasveg:
Make sure u concentrate on d middle of Jade's ass wen licking it.

grin
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Jadekitana(f): 4:40pm On Apr 30, 2016
undecided undecided
MUVA:


Thought you liked the dude
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by BentleyRoyce(f): 4:41pm On Apr 30, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Too deep? Lol. I'll say too radical. Lol.
how many nudes have you asked for today? And how many times have you sefl serviced today?


You want clue who I am? Check list of those you sent pictures of your diiick
wink kiss kiss

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by dare2differ: 4:41pm On Apr 30, 2016
It seems like you are that agbaya called Gbadalaya. If you haven't noticed, they have done their worst and I am here still standing.

You need to concentrate more on yaself. And you could definitely start by saving us the bull crap. Right now, it seems like you and mamagee3 suffer from the same or similar mental illness.




Jadekitana:


It seems you take things too personal here from your signature. You had better take a chill pill to avoid insults from them boys wink it's not every accusation you defend, ignore most times.
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by JoeBlocks(m): 4:42pm On Apr 30, 2016
Jadekitana:


Oluwa o grin grin grin I wan die for laugh o grin grin this is too much.
Ah please oh, don't laff, because while they're licking your ass, and you're laughing, they might be forced to stick a dick in there. Lmao. grin
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Monalisa185(f): 4:48pm On Apr 30, 2016
Lasveg:
Make sure u concentrate on d middle of Jade's ass wen licking it.

ewwwww, TROLL ALERT!! Should have known
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Lasveg(m): 4:49pm On Apr 30, 2016
dare2differ:
It seems like you are that agbaya called Gbadalaya. If you haven't noticed, they have done their worst and I am here still standing.

You need to concentrate more on yaself. And you could definitely start by saving us the bull crap. Right now, it seems like you and mamagee3 suffer from the same or similar mental illness.




wot r u doing in her thread, oya join those trolls and start licking her ass

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by RebelliousDark: 4:57pm On Apr 30, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Ah please oh, don't laff, because while they're licking your ass, and you're laughing, they might be forced to stick a dick in there. Lmao. grin


^^^^

Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by JoeBlocks(m): 5:01pm On Apr 30, 2016
RebelliousDark:



^^^^
Em, I would have hoped you'd have seen the humor behind the post, not the sarcasm. angry
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Undilutted(m): 5:03pm On Apr 30, 2016
BentleyRoyce:
he owns NOTHING

The only thing he owns is a used Blackberry Bold5 passed to him by uncle who has phone kiosk
smiley smiley
gbash that,he is a bush boy who feels funky online.
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Jadekitana(f): 5:09pm On Apr 30, 2016
dare2differ:
It seems like you are that agbaya called Gbadalaya. If you haven't noticed, they have done their worst and I am here still standing.

You need to concentrate more on yaself. And you could definitely start by saving us the bull crap. Right now, it seems like you and mamagee3 suffer from the same or similar mental illness.





First things first if I have a problem with anyone, I thrash the person and move on. Tell the mods who are your friends to do a proper check, Jade has just one moniker, she's no jobless coward opening multiple accounts just because of a mere contest. I don't know why you and your cohorts are pained for nothing. Is it because of the money? Or why so much brouhaha because of an Internet thing? I'm too busy for such wink i'm only interested in creating "annoying" threads. Now drink a glass of water, before your phone turns red with venom!

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Jadekitana(f): 5:12pm On Apr 30, 2016
JoeBlocks:
Ah please oh, don't laff, because while they're licking your ass, and you're laughing, they might be forced to stick a dick in there. Lmao. grin

Joseph1832 abi what's that your moniker sef, be gone from me, ain't interested!
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Jadekitana(f): 5:14pm On Apr 30, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin roflmao
Lasveg:
wot r u doing in her thread, oya join those trolls and start licking her ass
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by JoeBlocks(m): 5:15pm On Apr 30, 2016
Jadekitana:


Joseph 1832 abi what's that your moniker sef, be gone from me, ain't interested!
LOL. My dear, if I'm truly interested in you, you'd be groveling at my feet my. LOL. grin grin
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Jadekitana(f): 5:18pm On Apr 30, 2016
JoeBlocks:
LOL. My dear, if I'm truly interested in you, you'd be groveling at my feet my. LOL. grin grin

Funny

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Nobody: 5:19pm On Apr 30, 2016
Happy Birthday
Hope you had a beautiful day? tongue
Yuneehk:

She's really a good writer. While reading, it felt like I was watching a nollywood movie.
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by JoeBlocks(m): 5:29pm On Apr 30, 2016
Jadekitana:


Funny
Oh me dear, I'm not being funny, I assure you, I'm being very serious...
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Nobody: 5:30pm On Apr 30, 2016
I don't enjoy sex with an unconscious girl.
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by MRNipples(m): 5:36pm On Apr 30, 2016
SMH
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Nobody: 5:51pm On Apr 30, 2016
Where are u let me complete the uncompleted
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Yuneehk(f): 5:52pm On Apr 30, 2016
Osinachi1:
Happy Birthday Hope you had a beautiful day? tongue
Thanks.. Sure I did have a beautiful day

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by blazer234: 6:00pm On Apr 30, 2016
Jadekitana:
What I experienced last night is still making me speechless till now, it seems i'm In another world o. I still can't believe what this stranger did.

I jejely took myself to shaunz bar to unwind due to my poor performance this week,i was totally angry because of the multiple polite insults I received from my boss, I decided to uplift my spirit since it was karaoke night. It's been a while I took long Island iced tea so I requested for it. That's how I was enjoying one lady's performance when this dude walked up to me and asked why I was sitting alone. I replied his question with an answer that since when has it become a crime for a lady to sit alone to have a glass of tequila.

He asked why I was rude, in my mind I was like "who be this one sef" carry your wahala and be going, i'm not in the mood. He introduced himself as b***y and said he was a staff of Fcmb. My brain formatted immediately I was like see another banker demon,not today lucifer, not today! He refused to leave even when I showed an "I don't care attitude" he kept cracking jokes.

See me laughing hard 20mins later o, unlike the dude who was dragging a plate of Asun with me,this one ordered an expensive wine and peppered snails for us! He was fun, he cracked lots of jokes, his friends and colleagues came around,they didn't believe we just met cos the bonding was cool. That's how I stood up to the rest room when I noticed the ground was suddenly uneven,i started seeing double. At first I panicked because obviously I was tipsy, I didn't realise I had taken too much cos the fun and jokes were off the hook. I came back and told him I would be leaving immediately,he asked if I drove, I said no! That i'd call a cab. He objected that it wasn't safe, I don't know how to knew I was tipsy. He took excuse from his friends and offered to drop me home! I panicked, I objected, he insisted. Grabbed his keys,settled the bouncers at the door and helped me down the staircase.

I sha remember I was laughing and talking too much inside his car, I still remembered the direction to my house thankfully. We got to my gate, he helped me outa the car, carried me to my flat, I brought out my keys, he opened the burglary and handed the keys back to me and said "drink a lot of water and sleep, tomorrow you would laugh at yourself, goodnight" I remember pulling his hand and hugging him, he reciprocated but that was it. He left without looking back. I just woke up and remembered we never exchanged contacts, I know his branch. Fcmb would see me next week!

So there are some nice Bankers afterall smiley i'm still in shock.

Enjoy yourself while it lasts. If you like, make it one man one week. But you should know when to call it a day and settle down.

Every gambler knows that the secret to survival is to know what to throw away and know what to keep (Don William).

Know when to hold on, walk away or run.

Dont overuse yourself so that the man you end up marrying will not be marrying a roughly used pvvssy hidden between a pair of badly wrinkled labia.

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Jadekitana(f): 6:06pm On Apr 30, 2016
grin grin grin no let the matter pain you too much, you hear? Ndo
blazer234:


Enjoy yourself while it lasts. If you like, make it one man one week. But you should know when to call it a day and settle down.

Every gambler knows that the secret to survival is to know what to throw away and know what to keep (Don William).

Know when to hold on, walk away or run.

Dont overuse yourself so that the man you end up marrying will not be marrying a roughly used pvvssy hidden between a pair of badly wrinkled labia.

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Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by RoyalBlak007: 6:10pm On Apr 30, 2016
Husband Material Alert!!! 100yrds!

Mayday-Mayday...I repeat Mayday...Jadekitana has found that Gem! grin
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by caesaraba(m): 6:14pm On Apr 30, 2016
[quote author=blazer234 post=45189283
Dont overuse yourself so that the man you end up marrying will not be marrying a roughly used pvvssy hidden between a pair of badly wrinkled labia.[/u]

*Bows head*
*singing* Lord have mercy x2
Lord have mercy on us all

Christ have mercy x2
Christ have mercy on us all

Lord have mercy x2
Lord have mercy on us all...
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Jadekitana(f): 6:15pm On Apr 30, 2016
grin grin grin grin no i'm not getting married now,its over rated wink
RoyalBlak007:
Husband Material Alert!!! 100yrds!

Mayday-Mayday...I repeat Mayday...Jadekitana has found that Gem! grin
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by blazer234: 6:17pm On Apr 30, 2016
Jadekitana:
grin grin grin no let the matter pain you too much, you hear? Ndo

How e go pain me? Na your pvvssy dem go fvvvcck raw now, no be my sister's pvvssy. cheesy
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by DRISKLEF(m): 6:20pm On Apr 30, 2016
Let me observe first. cheesy
Re: He Brought Me Home And Didnt Take Advantage Even When I Was Drunk. by Jadekitana(f): 6:24pm On Apr 30, 2016
Too many new moniker grin grin Mods do your jobs ooo

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