MrCork:



...huh?....its Lil kim....not K Kim, gademmmit....sweery u dont hav telivvision?...whatthe heck is goin on in that Nigeria place..serrriously?

naughtynaughty:
bad as e go bad reach aw deactivate my NL accnt and walk away. Who Knw me? lol
Good radiance to bad rubbish

AirSultan:
Oh, you for say that before now.. Anyways, name your price! I be omo-abule sowö! I get am for pulenty dollars in my name! Hateu2 je kio mon! . And I aint an arsenal fan!

naughtynaughty:
nairaland Kim k not lil Kim. Ode! I have d baddest shape here. Ask around

MrCork:



..oh really...so u now sayn u hav the baddddest shape on Nairaland?....who told u that...**father chrisssstmass??**...are u drinkin beeer right now?...if u preeeettier than Kashybaby or Sexxxxxy Ishilove...... PROOOOF IT.... WE DOUBLE DARE U TO SHOW YOR PICTURE....BRING IT!!

naughtynaughty:
oga do something drop some bar

Bar man kingrex1 come over here.. Am here wit omo abule sowo

KingRex1:
Mrcork tell her ur age na, shes liking ur description already.

KingRex1:
*checks his pocket..* nah una no fit afford my drinks. Check stfu bar

naughtynaughty:
1am sharp tommorow! Same thread! C u by den

naughtynaughty:
so u nd my bestie yaf divorce? Smh

MrCork:



^^^^^your credit finish?.......hangon..let me post u £2cash so u can stay longer at the internet cafe..goat!

iykekelvins:

naughtynaughty:
werey barman, how dare u check ur customer's pocket ?? Don't lemme call awon omo wobe to comman beat u up o

MrCork:



Mr Cork<<<<<<<6"3, drives £28,000(cash) Range rover spot, Meduim built, handsome, gooodloookin, Londoner, God fearing, Church going, plaYA, likes babes, edukated, Pekam based, can cook, caring, humble, hates coookin, hates kids, bachelor, lives in a 3 bedrooom house alone, owns Pitbull terrrier (lacy), sweeet loookin, resssposible, travels to Nigeria 8 times yearly & really really cute.... Does that look like a Monkey?... could u handle this parkage??...Keep prayin!(((REAL TALK)))

KingRex1:
she don get like 5 other niggas. Wetin u xpect?

naughtynaughty:
b4 nko.. Ure not loyal nah. Sheybi u were stylishly looking at my Nyash dat day..

KingRex1:
My bouncers aint smilling..

naughtynaughty:
c dis one o.. One of ur bouncer is dating someone I knw.. He wunt dare touch me

AirSultan:
Oh, you for say that before now.. Anyways, name your price! I be omo-abule sowö! I get am for pulenty dollars in my name! Hat.eu2 je kio mon! . And I aint an arsenal fan!

KingRex1:
Haa HateU2 coman ansa o.

KingRex1:
Lol.. Who ur Nyash epp?

naughtynaughty:
oga do something drop some bar

Bar man kingrex1 come over here.. Am here wit omo abule sowo

BAAAAAR MAN!!!!!! All bottles on me! Nibi bayi, efe yo ku nio!

HateU2:
u forgot, escape 4rm UniIbadan zoo

Hisduchess:


abeg bro I wan ask you.are you kind of related to that cork? if yes then why u no come ugly like the guy nah. BTW so u even follow sef dey call him babe magnet Chai! smh ooo

HateU2:
*scratching head*
Don't fumble too much . My bestie too na abule sowö oo. Awon ti gbogbo banana island! Naughtynaughty, double twaley oo.
Make I drop my hand abi ko duro soke

naughtynaughty:
come here lemme give u lapdance...

U wie know wu my Nyash help now


*removingMyTrouser

Work work work work work work

HateU2:
that's d fact jare! Gba be!!!

naughtynaughty:
ore koh mon ni. He dosnt knw who he is dealing wit..

Awa okin shey laulau like mrcork

Jeko wale jeko wale

AirSultan:
BAAAAAR MAN!!!!!! All bottles on me! Nibi bayi, efe yo ku nio!

naughtynaughty:
come here lemme give u lapdance...

U wie know wu my Nyash help now


*removingMyTrouser

Work work work work work work

STFUareyouG0d:
hehehehe. He's an official babe magnet. With his Bull Terrier, he can get any woman

Hisduchess:



that mod no go see you modifying my quote abi.anyway s I would reply u again cos that your brain never reset