ladyF:
can't relate to any of these. All the guys I don ask no gree me. Chai!

Beface:
What happen to all the guys that have being toasting you? Is it that they are not your class? I guess your taste is way beyond (Pardon me if am judgemental)!

Beface:
What happen to all the guys that have being toasting you? Is it that they are not your class? I guess your taste is way beyond (Pardon me if am judgemental)!

Mologi:
Mo n wa iyawo ooo

dollyjoy:
same love Is the reason why some are still alive.

Speakdatruth:
with your hustle for FTC nobody go gree
u be potential feminist

ActOfWar:

Ur case don worse o
Instead of u to be managing me like that, na torchlight u go carry! U go tey for there

SANDOSKI:




freedom of speech..



*speechless

Oliviaarims:
No 1 doesn't make sense to me.

ladyF:

lol could my FTC be blocking me from bae?

But ayam neither a feminist or "masculinist" pardon my English, I can't remember the word for it.

Omotayor123:
Being in a Relationship is sweet right?? But it sure comes with some sacrifices. They say you have to give something to get something..

Personally, these are things I dislike about being in a Relationship :

1. Having to call each other Everyday:- You just have to call your partner, even if it's just to say " I feel like hearing your voice" . Yes, I agree communication is very vital in a relationship but sometimes you just don't feel like picking your calls *Relationship of course robb you of that*

2. You can't control your Thoughts:- You find yourself thinking about the one even when you don't want to. One minute you are thinking about this important thing and the next thing you are in "Romance Land" Chai!

3. Youcan't control your heart :- You remember when your heart skipped a bit at the sight of him Even when you want to pretend like you don't care and seeing him is No big deal. Your heart will just betray you and you will find yourself smiling like a little girl

4. You just can't stay Angry \b] What a random person will do to you and be Damn, he will do more and you just can't stay angry. Of course, you will be for a minute and the next you want to settle

5. [b] You Find Yourself smiling/giggling to your phone :- Yeah, When you open your phone "Jeje" And visit the Gallery or Message Section . You may not be able to call yourself to order until you are poke.

6. You don't want your phone Battery Dead:- Especially when 'the one' Is far away or the 'No Nonsense type' you won't mind charging at your Enemy's residence.

7. You find yourself on 'Hot Seat' :- No, you are not playing who wants to be a Millionaire. But what else do you call it when you have to answer such questions as :

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Have you eaten? Have you taken your bath? Where are you? Did you sleep yesternight? :PWhat did you eat? When do you mess?
Abeg if you ask me, Na who I go ask?

8. Your Friends will definitely tease you Dress gorgeously and they already conclude you are meeting the one. You will hear comments like : 'Eyi o wa Poju? Ah go love ooo, Love in Tokyo and so on..

9. : You are Emotionally Attached:- Consciously or Unconsciously, you are not yourself when he hasn't talk to you, when you haven't seen him, when you are not on talking terms and all that, You can't help but feel part of you is Missing. The fact is you have become attached

10. Abeg Add Yours


Enjoy your Relationship my people

Written by me: Omotayor123
Cc.

Nice one dear. I love being in a relationship dat dere is constant communication ooo, especially wen my boo is very far away. Abeg let me be on the hot seat, na part of d bill wey Buhari don help us sign be dat! lol.

i get angry but not too much. Not easy to maintain a good relationship dough...

SANDOSKI:





Why you dey talk like this, you don forget say you be my bestie....

Help me na make we find Pilot , I go give you biscuits....


If talk say you be Pilot , na you I go follow....

ashewoboy:


You be fine girl na, you no fit dey call your boyfriend everyday? Okunrin o jo e loju(guys are nothing to you) you have avalanche of them.


@op, no 1 makes sense.

SANDOSKI:



I go tell my mama, my mama tell my papa..... See me see wahala....

**I'll report you to MTN workers...

Sho mo paris sho ti lo be ri/
I’ll take you and your ebi/
No mess up, na wahala/
Am a hitler, am Abacha/
You better respect, i dey run the town/
Even darego no fit turn me down/
See weapon wey you carry/
Come and be general in my army/


Mtn ke? Who Mtn epp?

Smellymouth:


Sho mo paris sho ti lo be ri/
I’ll take you and your ebi/
No mess up, na wahala/
Am a hitler, am Abacha/
You better respect, i dey run the town/
Even darego no fit turn me down/
See weapon wey you carry/
Come and be general in my army/
;

Mtn ke? Who Mtn epp?

Speakdatruth:

lol yes o. BTW I know say u get bf but if I go woo u, I go think say na another man I wan date

ladyF:
buht why?

Speakdatruth:
na ur question to answer

ActOfWar:

Me? ur bestie **fear God o as u wan friendzone me**
Which kyn biscuit shey d one wey i fit lick d creamy chocolate wey de inside am or which one

Speakdatruth:
na ur question to answer

Monalisa185:
nice one op, so true

SANDOSKI:




See this one, I say your father ...


See me see wahala , i don enter yawa...


Chairman come, chairman go, chairman do waiting you want but don't fall in love with me

Oliviaarims:
No 1 doesn't make sense to me.