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Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by enshi(m): 1:52pm On May 23, 2016
I have been on nairaland.com for some years now though i finally decided to be a member early last year.... Have never comented on a crush topic cos i never thought anyone could be serious about crushing on someone here..... Until this afternoon..... Pls guys help me i need to contact that damsel... As a matter of fact i will never read any posts, topics, until i contact my miss gorgeous( audray) ... Even if she would say no all i need is to hear her voice over the phone.
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Nobody: 1:55pm On May 23, 2016
Where ur mama dey? Where ur papa dey?

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Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by ammyluv2002(f): 1:58pm On May 23, 2016
Audray,please drop your mobile number for this dude.. grin cheesy
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by ikbnice(m): 2:00pm On May 23, 2016
enshi:
I have been on nairaland.com for some years now though i finally decided to be a member early last year.... Have never comented on a crush topic cos i never thought anyone could be serious about crushing on someone here..... Until this afternoon..... Pls guys help me i need to contact that damsel... As a matter of fact i will never read any posts, topics, until i contact my miss gorgeous( audray) ... Even if she would say no all i need is to hear her voice over the phone.
them never break plank for you head once.
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Audray(f): 2:03pm On May 23, 2016
What.The. Hell. Man? To say that i'm confused right now is an understatement.

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Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by enshi(m): 2:22pm On May 23, 2016
Wow.... Omg.... She finally is here... Wow.. There goes the prettiest most gorgeous intelligent awesome well structured lady on nairaland.... Sexy pls i would want you to give me a reply here for all eyes to read
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Davbams(m): 2:23pm On May 23, 2016
Audray:
What.The. Hell. Man? To say that i'm confused right now is an understatement.

Lemme "unconfuse" u.

Na person go marry u last last...

Abi u wan join seminary ni...

Abeg holler d guy jare.

#espiritdecorp

Lol *na joke o*
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Audray(f): 2:28pm On May 23, 2016
Davbams:


Lemme "unconfuse" u.

Na person go marry u last last...

Abi u wan join seminary ni...

Abeg holler d guy jare.

#espiritdecorp

Lol
See ya life. Shey u will continu shouting #espiritdecorps when some dude starts pimping ur daughter out to random guys "crushing" on her? Afterall,na pesin go marry her last last...
Lol* na joke also o*

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Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by enshi(m): 2:33pm On May 23, 2016
Her reply to a post captured my chemistry and ever since then i have carefully followed her to this day.... And i must confess audray it wasnt easy for me to finally air my crush on you.... Ofcourse you have to know that this autonatically bars me from liking someone else here.... Else, i'd be tagged a flirt
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Audray(f): 2:33pm On May 23, 2016
enshi:
Wow.... Omg.... She finally is here... Wow.. There goes the prettiest most gorgeous intelligent awesome well structured lady on nairaland.... Sexy pls i would want you to give me a reply here for all eyes to read
Alright. What type of reply would you like?The humiliating type or the Easy- let- down type ?

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Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Nobody: 2:35pm On May 23, 2016
Audray:
See ya life. Shey u will continu shouting #espiritdecorps when some dude starts pimping ur daughter out to random guys "crushing" on her? Afterall,na pesin go marry her last last...
Lol* na joke also o*
my oh my grin



That's a hell of a reply lady grin grin




you got me cracking grin
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by enshi(m): 2:41pm On May 23, 2016
Well i was brave enough to say what i felt..... I am happy for that alone...... Thanks anyway

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Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Audray(f): 2:41pm On May 23, 2016
enshi:
Her reply to a post captured my chemistry and ever since then i have carefully followed her to this day.... And i must confess audray it wasnt easy for me to finally air my crush on you.... Ofcourse you have to know that this autonatically bars me from liking someone else here.... Else, i'd be tagged a flirt
I haven't even agreed to ANYTHING and ur already laying down rules. Dude...tekirizy.
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by dharay99: 2:42pm On May 23, 2016
enshi:
I have been on nairaland.com for some years now though i finally decided to be a member early last year.... Have never comented on a crush topic cos i never thought anyone could be serious about crushing on someone here..... Until this afternoon..... Pls guys help me i need to contact that damsel... As a matter of fact i will never read any posts, topics, until i contact my miss gorgeous( audray) ... Even if she would say no all i need is to hear her voice over the phone.
niggro, are u crushing on d fake pix she uploaded
on d 13th of may or u jez crushing on her faceless
profile...

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Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by enshi(m): 2:53pm On May 23, 2016
dharay99:

niggro, are u crushing on d fake pix she uploaded
on d 13th of may or u jez crushing on her faceless
profile...

Boss i really appreciate your sincere concern which honestly is subject to scrutny but need i reiterate that i have followed her for quite a time.... Its also so heart breaking reading some of her responses... But i know some real niggaz would aplaud ma courage

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Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Nobody: 2:55pm On May 23, 2016
Is she even straight? undecided undecided

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Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Audray(f): 2:55pm On May 23, 2016
dharay99:

niggro, are u crushing on d fake pix she uploaded
on d 13th of may or u jez crushing on her faceless
profile...
Alright dude...i don't know ur problem.Maybe you've crushed on several of the teeming number of impersonators on NL or u also probably happen to use fake pics urself.But that is not enough reason to assume that EVERYOTHER persons DP is probs not theirs.So if i decide to put up a pic of Beyonce or Ellen or Genevieve (Whom i look nothing like) and still happen to b "crushed on" what would u say? Fake celebrity? Celebrity wanna be?
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Audray(f): 2:56pm On May 23, 2016
dharay99:

niggro, are u crushing on d fake pix she uploaded
on d 13th of may or u jez crushing on her faceless
profile...
Alright dude...i don't know ur problem.I'm not faceless. Maybe you've crushed on several of the teeming number of impersonators on NL or u also probably happen to use fake pics urself.But that is not enough reason to assume that EVERYOTHER persons DP is probs not theirs.So if i decide to put up a pic of Beyonce or Ellen or Genevieve (Whom i look nothing like) and still happen to b "crushed on" what would u say? Fake celebrity? Celebrity wanna be?
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by ademipeju(f): 3:04pm On May 23, 2016
;DCrush crusher crushest
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by joseph1832(m): 3:05pm On May 23, 2016
Intriguing. First a female, now a male. This should be Super Story. grin
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by dharay99: 3:06pm On May 23, 2016
Audray:
Alright dude...i don't know ur problem.Maybe you've crushed on several of the teeming number of impersonators on NL or u also probably happen to use fake pics urself.But that is not enough reason to assume that EVERYOTHER persons DP is probs not theirs.So if i decide to put up a pic of Beyonce or Ellen or Genevieve (Whom i look nothing like) and still happen to b "crushed on" what would u say? Fake celebrity? Celebrity wanna be?
Get over here, read wah i posted carefully
like sum1 sitting 4 post-jamb. I neva called u fake,
i repeat, der is a huge diff btw saying u qot a fake pix
& saying ur account is fake or u impersonatinq any creature.

Rilli dont need explainin diz ²u
cuz the dude already understands where
m cuminq fr0m so calm ur ragging títties.!

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Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by macaranta(m): 3:06pm On May 23, 2016
Op ..she's not worth it ..imagine the cold bitchy reply.

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Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Luckylife(m): 3:07pm On May 23, 2016
Audray:
What.The. Hell. Man? To say that i'm confused right now is an understatement.
thought you claimed to be die hard lesbian?

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Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by slimthugchimee(m): 3:12pm On May 23, 2016
what am i doing here
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Audray(f): 3:14pm On May 23, 2016
enshi:

Boss i really appreciate your sincere concern which honestly is subject to scrutny but need i reiterate that i have followed her for quite a time.... Its also so heart breaking reading some of her responses... But i know some real niggaz would aplaud ma courage
Mba! No! Enshi don't try to make me feel sorry for you with that "heartbreaking" line. Fine,i'll be nicer... I'm flattered at the fact that u opened a whole thread on Romanceland for me...you are very brave indeed.Thank you. Happy?
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Audray(f): 3:16pm On May 23, 2016
enshi:

Boss i really appreciate your sincere concern which honestly is subject to scrutny but need i reiterate that i have followed her for quite a time.... Its also so heart breaking reading some of her responses... But i know some real niggaz would aplaud ma courage
Mba! No! Enshi don't try to make me feel bad with that "heart breaking" line. Fine,i'll be nicer... I'm flattered at the fact that u opened a whole thread on Romanceland to annouce ur crush on me...you are very brave indeed.Thank you... Happy?
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by joseph1832(m): 3:16pm On May 23, 2016
Audray:
Mba! No! Enshi don't try to make me feel sorry for you with that "heartbreaking" line. Fine,i'll be nicer... I'm flattered at the fact that u opened a whole thread on Romanceland for me...you are very brave indeed.Thank you. Happy?
should have just told him you don't do guys, rather than give him a polite fuck_ you for calling you out. grin

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Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Luckylife(m): 3:18pm On May 23, 2016
enshi:
Well i was brave enough to say what i felt..... I am happy for that alone...... Thanks anyway
Bro I advice you chennel your innocent love to a well deserving complete lady that is not mental derange in natural existence.

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Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Audray(f): 3:22pm On May 23, 2016
dharay99:

Get over here, read wah i posted carefully
like sum1 sitting 4 post-jamb. I neva called u fake,
i repeat, der is a huge diff btw saying u qot a fake pix
& saying ur account is fake or u impersonatinq any creature.

Rilli dont need explainin diz ²u
cuz the dude already understands where
m cuminq fr0m so calm ur ragging títties.!
Meh... I think my tiitties pretty calm.The whole point of my long epistle to you was to simply tell u to stop suggesting that my account is fake or i'm probably not who the account touts me to be.
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by Audray(f): 3:24pm On May 23, 2016
Luckylife:
Bro I advice you chennel your innocent love to a well deserving complete lady that is not mental derange in natural existence.
Really? Do you really have to go there?
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by enshi(m): 3:27pm On May 23, 2016
For once i see guys on this platform being sincerely and truely concerned.... Its one of those things we get for trying to love, honestly i never expected this..... Thanks guys.... This is a factual outcome of judging a book by its cover... ... I never knew that being crushed upon has become so common that people no longer see it as a level of privilege..... Besides all i wanted was to hear her voice on the phone
Re: Audray... Crushing On You Is An Under Statement by dharay99: 3:29pm On May 23, 2016
Audray:
Meh... I think my tiitties pretty calm.The whole point of my long epistle to you was to simply tell u to stop suggesting that my account is fake or i'm probably not who the account touts me to be.
0bviously ur d1 calling out ur account ²b fake,
cuz i'm yet to see a place i did daht. & whoeva
u are ain't mah biz. Try to read & understand b4
jumpinq on daht innocent 'quote' button nxttym....#Ciao!

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