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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 5:49pm On Jun 03, 2016
brb...
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by iykekelvins(m): 5:59pm On Jun 03, 2016
Florblu:


Are you insinuating that same person is operating the two monicker?
Nope
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by ErnieSmallzz(f): 6:04pm On Jun 03, 2016
makydebbie:
*tiri gbosa for you*
erm, abeg se space dey 4 una syd?,cos i don stand tire cry
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:05pm On Jun 03, 2016
iykekelvins:
Nope
oremi sneh kiss
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by Cutehector(m): 6:05pm On Jun 03, 2016
tosyne2much:
You just gat share am.. Oyah bring it on cool


Oga Peeparty and Cutehector, no one asked both of you to define how a date should go like or form relationship expert... English is not as hard as people think.. The instruction says "share your experience" cheesy
is it by force to share? grin why shall I shy? grin
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by makydebbie(f): 6:07pm On Jun 03, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
erm, abeg se space dey 4 una syd?,cos i don stand tire cry
oya sit down..take popcorn
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by ErnieSmallzz(f): 6:10pm On Jun 03, 2016
makydebbie:
oya sit down..take popcorn
grin *collects popcorn* erm, i get 333 oh, una go drink?
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by makydebbie(f): 6:12pm On Jun 03, 2016
ErnieSmallzz:
grin *collects popcorn* erm, i get 333 oh, una go drink?
no problem...even tho i dont know what 333 is sha i go take...juhan come drink 333 but wetin be 333?
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:13pm On Jun 03, 2016
makydebbie:
we go dey watch in 3d
Grabs pop corn and a diet coke
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by iykekelvins(m): 6:20pm On Jun 03, 2016
naughtynaughty:
oremi sneh kiss
Boo mi, se o wa pa?
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:28pm On Jun 03, 2016
iykekelvins:
Boo mi, se o wa pa?
adupe

Kilonshele? Jamisi cheesy
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by iykekelvins(m): 6:31pm On Jun 03, 2016
naughtynaughty:
adupe

Kilonshele? Jamisi cheesy
Mo wa on chilling cool
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by ronald4lif(m): 6:32pm On Jun 03, 2016
grin
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by MicroBox: 6:33pm On Jun 03, 2016
If you are truly a big boy then you will bail yourself beforehand....
It's only a broke guy that go to serve yourself party and serve a little portion just to maintain and feel among while the true big boys will dish to their satisfaction.
If truly money is not your problem then you won't be ashame to tell the hungry girls that you don't hold enough cash in case they will be demanding excessively..
Sorry girls I thought is going to be her alone but please place your order, I think so so and so so amount I m having here should be ok....... simple

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by makydebbie(f): 6:35pm On Jun 03, 2016
jenigurl:
Grabs pop corn and a diet coke
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by makydebbie(f): 6:35pm On Jun 03, 2016
jenigurl:
Grabs pop corn and a diet coke
ya welcome
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:38pm On Jun 03, 2016
iykekelvins:
Mo wa on chilling cool
oshhey baddest cheesy
Kola ranmi o
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by peeparty(m): 6:40pm On Jun 03, 2016
tosyne2much:
You just gat share am.. Oyah bring it on cool


Oga Peeparty and Cutehector, no one asked both of you to define how a date should go like or form relationship expert... English is not as hard as people think.. The instruction says "share your experience" cheesy

No make me ring bottle for your head oo,share experience no mean sey pelsin no go yarn one or two fins concerning the Mara na.. you know read my last paragraph ni..
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by Cutehector(m): 6:45pm On Jun 03, 2016
juhan:
you get am
let's chat on fb wen ur online.
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 6:54pm On Jun 03, 2016
juhan:
lol you don drop ya own stori?
I no get story yet na...shebi I ask you make I take you out...you no gree....
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by Michellla(f): 7:04pm On Jun 03, 2016
wristbangle:
Last year, I met this beautiful lady in the market (mehn her figure 8 perfect, her yansh and boobi big like titanic tongue). So I approached her, collected her number and from there we started chatting, calling and fixed a day for our official first date.

Honestly, I don't know what's wrong with some ladies. She knows me as a gentleman who cannot think otherwise but maybe she deliberately want to punish me when she brought 5 friends of hers to accompanied her on a date with me.

Anyway I did not play mugu like OP who became "fine bara" by begging his colleagues to bail him out. As a sharp man, I told the useless babe and her hungry friends they can order whatever they want as I need to use the toilet. Omo, from toilet, I use the exit door out of the eatery and switched off my phone.

Fast forward......

After 5 hours, I switched on my phone and enable my data. Omo! Come see whatsapp messages from here dropping like heavy rain!! If u see the kind curse
gringrin
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by SirREX94: 7:10pm On Jun 03, 2016
Got an experience to share? Lolzzzz!
Behira:
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by iykekelvins(m): 7:33pm On Jun 03, 2016
naughtynaughty:
oshhey baddest cheesy
Kola ranmi o
Kole ra e at all
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by coolh3ad(m): 7:50pm On Jun 03, 2016
tosyne2much:
For real??...You let her go scot free...Ahhhh...Na wa you oo bros...
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by phabulous88(m): 8:06pm On Jun 03, 2016
tosyne2much:

All the best
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by Kaycee7(m): 8:21pm On Jun 03, 2016
Tosyne2much nawa ooo. I no expect you to dull like that ooo. Anyway, I've never had a girl bring a friend along. Then again, I select my dates like my mum selects fresh tomatoes these days.

But there was this girl back when I was working at a petrol station. I met the girl thru a friend. We chatted on whatsapp and I then asked her out. Took her to Golden Toast and we placed orders. I had a burger with coke. She had a plate of rice with chicken, still ordered a burger and wanted to order sharwama. Na there I put my foot down. Told her straight up with a calm face that she'll pay for her next order. It was such a turn off. I didn't even give her my normal ice-cream takeaway. She sulked all the way home, snubbed my calls and chats. When she found out I didn't give a hoot, she apologized on whatsapp.
Bottomline: If you don't mean to spare my pocket, I won't spare your feelings.

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by Mcowubaba: 8:26pm On Jun 03, 2016
Florblu:
When most guys does not even have a pocket. Wetin you wan empty
Lol grin

But some girls mean oooo, I will never forget that girl that told me to buy her Air conditioner sad sad
Na me cause Global warming

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by VanBommel(m): 8:35pm On Jun 03, 2016
There's this girl I met one day, after much talk she gave me her number. The next day I called and we agreed to in the evening. So wet met at fast food outlet and after a lil chitchat I asked her what she cared for and she was like I should just chill, she'll go and find out. She went and came back, so we continued with our chat. After like 50mins, I just wanted to end all that talk cos it was getting late and I told her, she was like let her go and check on the things she ordered for. I was just sitting there smiling like Falz the bahd guy when she came back and demanded for #8500 to offset the bill. Me that was on codeine and Roche trips, I just told her point blank "I didn't come here to buy foodstuffs for you, I just wanted a moment with you, that's all". I had to give her #2k so that she could at least eat rice and chicken grin , and left. All these girls would be walking about with hunger and will still be forming with it. Iranu!! angry

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by Baddo101(m): 8:53pm On Jun 03, 2016
Lol. Lemme share my own. Back den as JJC. E get one girl wey i jam one kind one kind na so d girl dey trouble me make we see. i travelled long distant journey all d way to unilag not knowing she stays in bariga. Naso she form busy say make me find ome olace stay say she dey come.

I neva knew it was a strategy. I entered one Mr Biggs eatery still dey call her. Make d owners no come dey feel say mayb i wan come recueve cool breeze for free maso i buy pie wth malt dey sip small small dis girl nor gree show. only for her to show about 45 min later.

she com dey ask wetin i chop me dey form d boy is gud dey tell her make she order for wetin she want naso she dey suggest make we comot go chop sharwarma. d kind eye wey i dey look he b like say make i gun person down.

she lata ordrred for one yeye something wey i no fit remember d name but dem use sliced bread and jam plus other yeye thing do. wth one big hollandia yoghurt. spend closed to 1k dat time. i felt d hollandia was for d two of us.cos d thing big na.
naso she dey sip d matter dey chop. while because im filled i had to sip one small drink. come dey ask quession based on d surprise package of her attitude. I com dey ask questions varing from her family background to academics(cos her action amazed me) indirectly i b dey use style dey use her academic level enter her one kind. she just b like illiterate to me. cos she lacked some kind manners and courtesy of doing things. Someone u dont.know how dubious or crafty could be.

As 30 min reach naso she stand up say night don dey dark.

wetin com amaze me na when she go collect nylon to carry d remaining hollandia go.house. i b like what d Bleep?

This na girl wey dey form big girl. as in extravagant lifestyle.

Some ladies can b glutton sha. infact we nor reach 1 week we siezed to continue wth her. I just send her a nasty text describing all she did dat day and unfriend her from FB.

Im like wat kind of material is this?

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by mysticgal(f): 8:55pm On Jun 03, 2016
Girls have suffered grin

Anyway, I have made possible arrangements to reform my brother of any possible girl scam(wereys) . When people agree to go on a date, it requires two people and the date must not be in an eatery. Moreover what will a guy buy for me that I cannot get myself. Pata Pata pie and water /coke go do undecided
Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 9:15pm On Jun 03, 2016
mysticgal:
Girls have suffered grin

Anyway, I have made possible arrangements to reform my brother of any possible girl scam(wereys) . When people agree to go on a date, it requires two people and the date must not be in an eatery. [b] Moreover what will a guy buy for me that I cannot get myself. Nc Pata Pata pie and water /coke go do undecided
It's always very easy to say you know? The power of awooof cannot be over emphasised cheesy

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Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Emptied Your Pocket On A Date? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jun 03, 2016
Smh.. broke guys lamenting over sharwama. . Rice and chicken. . Wat a shame... gals sef too like beg as if begging na their birth right. . Am out of here..
*cat walks out * angry

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