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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by stevepee42(m): 8:11pm On Jul 05, 2016

And this one "you mess he nor say pan, he nor say pun , he say puuuuussssy.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 8:11pm On Jul 05, 2016

IZANAMI:
Hell,I can't believe I'm doing this,but you're beautiful.
i still can't believe I'm doing this.
Not only do I rarely compliment ladies but I'm also a misogynist.
No hyping, YOU'RE FINE..
Pretty

I still can't believe I'm doing this..

thanks hunnie

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 8:12pm On Jul 05, 2016

Larrey:
that means you no be ajepako

lol... Those days now... But to survive for this buhari regime u must kpako by force grin

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by guiddoti: 8:14pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ebayray:
Hilarious but never heard of any.

wen dey born yu ?

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 8:17pm On Jul 05, 2016

Rhaspody:
You mess akpu fly gate amala trap am sell bread.

With your tum tum belle like alleluia band.

See your head like devil face cap

with your black nyash like Volvo tyre

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jul 05, 2016

olusd:
You eat Akara, sh!t ororo Big e no big, short e no short. e be like seraku sokoji
You mess all d fish wey dey inside water say " are we safe?"
The strongest man for ur village, na kokoro he dey use dey carry weight.
You mess all d dead body for cemetery carry their coffin dey run.
You drink mirinda, sh!t 3 orange men

u mess. .......(thinking....) ehen u mess babangida pant tear

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by tizblink: 8:21pm On Jul 05, 2016

Izonpikin:
Them ask your papa for mama comfort restaurant if him dey COMFORTABLE??...

your papa reply: MAMA COMFORT BRING YOUR TABLE...

Haha!

I give you money make you go buy close up, you reach dia say madam close your shop

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 8:21pm On Jul 05, 2016

Xmani:
guy I no fit laff! wording back in the days;
you drink 7up mess the difference is clear!
you carry pant go wash for river all the fish inside run come outside!
more recent...u mess ur mess no sound poo e no sound paa e sound "this is super story...."(in a whisper)
kids these days don't even know how to 'word'

with ur big head like alleluia band.

I missed all those days

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by BumbleBee2ice(f): 8:23pm On Jul 05, 2016

It was really interesting watching d mouth offs bt i neva dared shook mouth bcs we used to act posh den as i was frm d Island nd those kids frm d Mainland fit finish u wit insults.
Dis one my fav: U mess salasala bambo. (dnt knw wat dat means tho)

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jul 05, 2016

AbuMikey:

You see two groundnut for bed, You shout Mama don born twins

u shiit for well e make tubuum u se yes sir.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jul 05, 2016

fados4sure:
Op You eat beans, you shit gravel

u eat akamu shiit candle

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 8:36pm On Jul 05, 2016

lrguru:
u eat akamu shiit candle

hahaha

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by ProfyJay(m): 8:37pm On Jul 05, 2016

Your Black yansh like devil Bible grin

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jul 05, 2016

moshould:
Your papa mess, hellfire quench, devil repent...

with your long leg like devil koboko

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 8:41pm On Jul 05, 2016

DifferentBoy1:
You shit here, shit here, shit here, call am three wise men

see as u short like cover bottle

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by passionate88: 8:41pm On Jul 05, 2016

AbuMikey:
12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, call am the three wise men.”

This one was just extra razz.

Modified

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Pyeratedraymond(m): 8:41pm On Jul 05, 2016

I can still rememba dis.."Ur guy name na shine shine morroco,dor dor dormestic mosquito" "ur tin rin belle lyk 7'o'clock news" "u chop akara,u shit ororo"
;DI can still rememba dis.."Ur guy name na shine shine morroco,dor dor dormestic mosquito coil" "ur tin tin belle lyk 7'o'clock news" "u chop akara,u shit ororo"

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by gonkraziiiiii: 8:43pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

It was strictly for Ppl born in d 1990-2000 ooo

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by sainty2k3(m): 8:44pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
If I hear

if I start to talk...

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by lahit14(m): 8:44pm On Jul 05, 2016

U no tall you no short, u be like head master biro!!

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 8:45pm On Jul 05, 2016

DifferentBoy1:
See your head like commando last bullet

u mess craze man pick race

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 8:47pm On Jul 05, 2016

gonkraziiiiii:

It was strictly for Ppl born in d 1990-2000 ooo

.. Excuse me old person... I was born in the late 90's...

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by gebest: 8:47pm On Jul 05, 2016

Owliver:
your wrong. all are from Lagos.

u don mean it, we said all then in edo.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 8:48pm On Jul 05, 2016

Jacksonville:
You chop bread use the nylon take sew agbada

You chop head of fish use the bone take make antenna....

See your round belle like 6'oclock.

See your ojoro eye like agbalumo seed

see your big nose like jeep

I give ur papa head of fish he comot for chair sit 4 ground dey salute me

You mess, thunder wear coat

You chop indomie ,grow dada for chest ....dafuq??

with ur scatter scatter teeth like Russia bullet.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Anabel(f): 8:49pm On Jul 05, 2016

You shit 4 shit; 2 dey fight, one dey separate, one go call police.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Iamthoney(m): 8:49pm On Jul 05, 2016

AbuMikey:
Extras

With You Bend Bend Leg like Bendel State

With Your Big Big teeth like Igbo Tablet

You Mess, Amala throw Backie

You nor tall, You nor short, but You be like Maltex bottle

with ur big belle like alleluyah band

you mess e no do poo e no do kpra e do tin ngozi

you eat spaghetti u sh1t Dada

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 8:50pm On Jul 05, 2016

Lasveg:
Lol.. Very funny. U short like devil walking stick.

U chop moi moi u shiit nylon

with ur big big belle like oregbeni signboard

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Freeezzz(m): 8:50pm On Jul 05, 2016

Omolola15, do you remember, one boy carry water he no know?! happney65 you nko? grin

what about when you friends passes ball, stone or folded paper through your legs and they say, it enter your "toros" or mo yo toros e. Do that to me and you will see me cry.
cool

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m): 8:52pm On Jul 05, 2016

lrguru:
see as u short like cover bottle

U mess, satan shout praise the Lord

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m): 8:54pm On Jul 05, 2016

lrguru:
u mess craze man pick race

U mess, satan carry bible go church

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by ugoxhaxabula(m): 8:54pm On Jul 05, 2016

dopeJemi:

Duh! I went to the best pry school in my state those things you put up there are so Ewww

Crap!!!

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by gonkraziiiiii: 8:54pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
.. Excuse me old person... I was born in the late 90's...

U probably ddnt live in d areas where such yabs were said o

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