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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Izonpikin: 8:55pm On Jul 05, 2016

tizblink:

Haha!

I give you money make you go buy close up, you reach dia say madam close your shop

...cheiii

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 8:56pm On Jul 05, 2016

gonkraziiiiii:

U probably ddnt live in d areas where such yabs were said o

yea. Right

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by sainty2k3(m): 8:57pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
If I hear

if I start to talk...

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by schumastic(m): 8:59pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
lol.. Yes

I thought as much

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by fizziea(m): 8:59pm On Jul 05, 2016

skibo are u kidding me!?

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 9:01pm On Jul 05, 2016

DifferentBoy1:

U mess, satan carry bible go church

with your long ogor like devil hammer

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 9:03pm On Jul 05, 2016

DifferentBoy1:

U mess, satan shout praise the Lord

see your long neck like limca bottle

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m): 9:03pm On Jul 05, 2016

lrguru:
with your long ogor like devil hammer

See your flat face like olumba signboard

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by happney65: 9:03pm On Jul 05, 2016

Freeezzz:
Omolola15, do you remember, one boy carry water he no know?! happney65 you nko?
what about when you friends passes ball, stone or folded paper through your legs and they say, it enter your "toros" or mo yo toros e. Do that to me and you will see me cry.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jul 05, 2016

DifferentBoy1:

See your flat face like olumba signboard

with your big nose like double barrel

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m): 9:08pm On Jul 05, 2016

lrguru:
see your long neck like limca bottle

U mess, fowl grow teeth

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m): 9:11pm On Jul 05, 2016

lrguru:
with your big nose like double barrel

Hahahaha, guyman, you win, I don forget wordings finish because e don tey.
You be Port Harcourt pikin, because na them sabi the thing

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by jabolo(m): 9:13pm On Jul 05, 2016

You mess, pangolo make tum-bey-tum

You mess, water make tshiaawnnnnn

With your thin thin leg like Ojukwu walking stick

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 9:14pm On Jul 05, 2016

passionate88:

Modified

both were correct. u shoot here shit here de find the LCM

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 9:16pm On Jul 05, 2016

gonkraziiiiii:

It was strictly for Ppl born in d 1990-2000 ooo

from the early 80's till mid 90's.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 9:18pm On Jul 05, 2016

schumastic:

I thought as much

so which of them was used on u.. Or the reverse.. Which did u use on ur mates then cheesy

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by moshould(m): 9:18pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ur nose wide sotay, people dey go holiday inside your nose....

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 9:20pm On Jul 05, 2016

I used most of them lols

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by tizblink: 9:20pm On Jul 05, 2016

Izonpikin:
...cheiii

Lol

Lemme pity you

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by tizblink: 9:20pm On Jul 05, 2016

Trounced!

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Phemmhie: 9:22pm On Jul 05, 2016

Your black yansh like Mercedes Benz tire grin

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by dubemivan(m): 9:23pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

Indomie generation spotted!!!

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jul 05, 2016

DifferentBoy1:

Hahahaha, guyman, you win, I don forget wordings finish because e don tey.
You be Port Harcourt pikin, because na them sabi the thing

bro I be from Benin o. na we de word way back o. in the 80's to mid 90's na wording, then late 90's na stroking we de call am, guy Dem stroke me taya. early 2000 for UNIBEN the stroking na fatality. na there I first hear se person do face like hot plate (just imagine) that was in 2000. that same day I heard u do face like monkey wey lick lime, I almost fainted with laugh

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by dubemivan(m): 9:29pm On Jul 05, 2016

Phemmhie:
Your black yansh like Mercedes Benz tire

See your Flat head like where Micheal Jackson dey do moonwalk

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by jennifer22(f): 9:30pm On Jul 05, 2016

Your father Kumuji.... Your mama big breast.. Your mama Lolo Lolo lala lala lele lele...

Warri...... Love my place so much jare.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Deejavuu(f): 9:32pm On Jul 05, 2016

Thunderlicious:
You are a gbogbocigar. You are licking my yansh.

Lmao

"Licking yansh"kè

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by july66: 9:32pm On Jul 05, 2016

Psylas:
When I was very young I used to curse people older than me ''your mother toto'' they will keep hitting me I'll be insulting their mama toto, I didn't know the meaning then but I will be surprised the way they hit me harder just because I said ''your mother toto''

Now I realise I was very rude
them even pity me because I deserved to be tied and beaten very well.

modified!
I didn't read the post before commenting, thought it's about insulting older ones

SEE YOUR FLAT HEAD LIKE AMINA CURV SHOE.

Still quite funny. In fact its d funniest, my ribs are cracking due to excess laughter. I have not laughed like this in years.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DrinkWater10: 9:33pm On Jul 05, 2016

BumbleBee2ice:
It was really interesting watching d mouth offs bt i neva dared shook mouth bcs we used to act posh den as i was frm d Island nd those kids frm d Mainland fit finish u wit insults.
Dis one my fav: U mess salasala bambo. (dnt knw wat dat means tho)

It probably describes the sound of the mess.
You drink petrol shiit there mechanics.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Deejavuu(f): 9:34pm On Jul 05, 2016

AbuMikey:
9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.”

Why is he even climbing maggi ??

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by omolola15(m): 9:34pm On Jul 05, 2016

Freeezzz:
Omolola15, do you remember, one boy carry water he no know?! happney65 you nko?
what about when you friends passes ball, stone or folded paper through your legs and they say, it enter your "toros" or mo yo toros e. Do that to me and you will see me cry.

crazy times mehn... I miss those times. When you sleep and wake without worries. Life was sweet and smooth back then.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by MOHE: 9:36pm On Jul 05, 2016

lol... how do people remember all these sef

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by trebron(m): 9:41pm On Jul 05, 2016

You mess,caterpillar wear brazier

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