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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by maejidjamma(m): 6:40pm On Jul 05, 2016

See ur black nd white Nyash like devil TomTom. Abeg devil get tomtom? Dis one b my finisher den.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by tizblink: 6:42pm On Jul 05, 2016

AbuMikey the first time you see train you call your brother to come see iron earthworm grin

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by K9blunt(f): 6:46pm On Jul 05, 2016

AbuMikey:
17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba shoemaker.”

Walai I be wan die for primary school...... Now I feel ridiculous for making this non-sense get to me back then...

Choi! grin

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Junior66(m): 6:47pm On Jul 05, 2016

see your tumtum belle like halleluyah band.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by guiddoti: 6:50pm On Jul 05, 2016

bigiyaro:
d kuli kuli is d baddest of all assess

that was untold prophecy about bkharam n avengers. Youngmen dey see vision

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 6:50pm On Jul 05, 2016

tizblink:
AbuMikey the first time you see train you call your brother to come see iron earthworm

You see two groundnut for bed, You shout Mama don born twins grin

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Taeewo(m): 6:50pm On Jul 05, 2016

Mtweeee,all this slang is not in Lagos,may be far North or Ghana......Only 17 that is popular..

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by onila(f): 6:51pm On Jul 05, 2016

even aje butter too

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by rowlex7(m): 6:53pm On Jul 05, 2016

Your water water sh*t like ghana peppersoup...lmao

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by tizblink: 6:53pm On Jul 05, 2016

AbuMikey:

You see two groundnut for bed, You shout Mama don born twins

All members of your family sit down ontop akara oil no come out grin

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by guiddoti: 6:53pm On Jul 05, 2016

They asked my friend to spell taxi
t-a-x-1

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Izonpikin: 6:53pm On Jul 05, 2016

AbuMikey:
5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1.”

Why did we drag Babangida into it?

na buhari for fit for this particular one... grin

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 6:54pm On Jul 05, 2016

Psylas:
When I was very young I used to curse people older than me ''your mother toto'' they will keep hitting me I'll be insulting their mama toto, I didn't know the meaning then but I will be surprised the way they hit me harder just because I said ''your mother toto''

Now I realise I was very rude
them even pity me because I deserved to be tied and beaten very well.

modified!
I didn't read the post before commenting, thought it's about insulting older ones

SEE YOUR FLAT HEAD LIKE AMINA CURV SHOE.

Amina Curve shoe grin

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by hollboi(m): 6:54pm On Jul 05, 2016

LMAO........

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Izonpikin: 6:57pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

na when them born you?.... cheesy

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Izonpikin: 6:58pm On Jul 05, 2016

I made use of many of these abuse words....maybe na why I still sabi find trouble till today.... cool

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 6:59pm On Jul 05, 2016

tizblink:

All members of your family sit down ontop akara oil no come out

With Your Big Belle like Alleluia Band grin

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by vickvilles(m): 6:59pm On Jul 05, 2016

when you and your friend are fighting and the watchers are singing TWO FIGHTING ADIYE MEJI JA cheesy

c vex

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ravenna: 6:59pm On Jul 05, 2016

AbuMikey:
6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.”

The kuli kuli must have been a badass.

haha! Kuli kuli bawo?!

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by stiflerdrug: 7:02pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

so u be AJE wink

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by luckygirl02(f): 7:03pm On Jul 05, 2016

The richest man for ur village na wheel barrow they carry am go work. U go swim for river all the fish die. Forgot the rest. lolx

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by sainty2k3(m): 7:03pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

u can form o. u wey we grow together for village. u wan make I expose you.. cheesy

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by luckygirl02(f): 7:04pm On Jul 05, 2016

The richest man for ur village na wheel barrow they carry am go work. U go swim for river all the fish die. Forgot the rest. lolx

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 7:05pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

Good, because you dont look like you could withstand any of those insults.

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 7:05pm On Jul 05, 2016

Op You eat beans, you shit gravel

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ravenna: 7:06pm On Jul 05, 2016

Computer pikin no go know o.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by tizblink: 7:06pm On Jul 05, 2016

AbuMikey:

With Your Big Belle like Alleluia Band

You sey you sabi swim, spit inside canter put you inside you wan drown

cheesy

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 7:06pm On Jul 05, 2016

Lol

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 7:09pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

Eh eh... What of "America dusting powder"?
That was pretty common!

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Wizzyblack3(m): 7:10pm On Jul 05, 2016

Rotflmao... I swear, iffa laff here, everybody go run commot for inside dis bus. Those memes is so hilarious! But why all of dey cry.

Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Wizzyblack3(m): 7:13pm On Jul 05, 2016

luckygirl02:
The richest man for ur village na wheel barrow they carry am go work.
U go swim for river all the fish die.
Forgot the rest. lolx

Cute Alhaja!

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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by powerblaze(m): 7:17pm On Jul 05, 2016

Ajegunle boys full here o!

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