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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
dubemivan:u mess e make paaaan |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by trebron(m): 9:43pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
You jump on top of maggi,you break ur leg. |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by schumastic(m): 9:45pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Ladycloud: this one is long o, but here it goes..in pidgin. your family get only on pant wey everybody they share, so the day wey be your uncle turn to wear the pant, you come do sharp guy wear am go school, your uncle come assembly n him no know as him go take ask you for the pant, instead he started singing. bring out the pant or you may lose your life. you witness when a car hit a goat n it died, so police came n were like you should explain what happen but because you can't speak English, you decided to sing.you now ask them to giv u beat.. ti ti ke ti ti ke (x2) pim pim jam the meme, the meme fall for gutter(x2) you were pant for one year, you come throw the pant for river, next thing, the leader of the fishs just come out with him whistle come blow ppppp, all the whole fish cone out n started singing, anya bia wa la ewo anya bia wa la (x2). 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 9:45pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
trebron:bro u de remember o. |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
schumastic:bring that pant u may lose your life was classic. I remember that one o. the song was from Evi Edna Ogoli.. the song then was "this is my, message to the youth" hehehehehe. not laughed like this in a while |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by dubemivan(m): 9:54pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
lrguru:see your flat yansh like hausa slippers 2 Likes |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by viso311: 9:55pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
mk i add my own. i put u for one step u jump am, i put u for 2 step u jump am, i put u for on top maggi u dey shout help help. who remember dis song new money e don come, i buy garri for 10kobo, i give mary to cook am, Mary cook am eno done, i beat Mary she no cry, i kill Mary she no die, wich kain Mary b dis oo........ 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by McPicnic(m): 9:56pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
schumastic: hahahaha!!! dat anya bia wa la ewo got me cracking. I remember it so well |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by july66: 9:59pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
AbuMikey:1 You no tall, you no short, you be like Ojukwu walking stick. 2 You mess, Bingo wake for sleep begin sniff air whether better dey. |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Owliver(m): 10:04pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
gebest:wow. I thought wrong then. |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by sleekman(m): 10:04pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Ladycloud:ajebota!!! Only ajepakos needed here. Fortunately and unfortunately I was both Aje and pako. 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by McPicnic(m): 10:05pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Oya lemme add my own... You climb 20 storey building you see fine girl for down . You say before you go climb step come down she go done go so you jump from up you die the girl start to dey pity you na your skeleton jump up come dey shout No be you cause am! No be you cause am!!! |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Owliver(m): 10:07pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
hey I just remembered another one. you mess babangida restart primary one. 1 Like
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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by sleekman(m): 10:09pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
viso311:Amina, Amina ko a lazy girl, Iyon, Amina dance skelebe, skelebe 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by DifferentBoy1(m): 10:10pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
lrguru: Hahahaha 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 10:11pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
schumastic:lmaooo ... Which state did you grow up?? |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 10:12pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
dubemivan:If u check am now.. U fit dey chop the indomie pass me.. |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by dubemivan(m): 10:16pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Ladycloud:See your head like frying pan! 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by SirVjay(m): 10:16pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Ladycloud:Either u wia born in 2016 or U neva went 2 primary/secondary Skol......Or U jst exist 4 no goddam Reason 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 10:17pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
SirVjay:.. Shut up my friend.. |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 10:18pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
dubemivan:... Ur sarcasm ain't funny.. E be like say u get fowl sense 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by sleekman(m): 10:18pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Just had to add some more. If I slap u, u go run 440. If I knock u, u go short like maltex bottle Oya run and be back before this spit gets dry My friend vamoose before I open my eyes Your mama pant big so tey dem tear am so for your whole family e still remain 3 Likes |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by IGLE25(m): 10:19pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
You missed childhood play... No be to do "jagulover".... |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by BumbleBee2ice(f): 10:20pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Chai! dis one is frm d village square o |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 10:20pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
lwkmd! O.p u took us back to memory lane! 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by dubemivan(m): 10:22pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Ladycloud:you win.... carry cup |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 10:24pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
when the hot obgonor land for your yansh, And u reply; U think say i no go lick am! 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by BumbleBee2ice(f): 10:29pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
...Amina papapa, amina papapa
amina toro papapa, eleti naya
papangolo papangolo si pepper
Obele sam sam sam sam.
D continuation of Mary nd garri saga, lol |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Solozzo(m): 10:32pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
You beast of no gender You scallywag Undesirable element. You bornfool |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by BumbleBee2ice(f): 10:33pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Willy willy don die, na who kill am
Na uche kill am, clap 4 uche etc. |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by LordFreepon(m): 10:41pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Brazil win world cup, everybody the shout brazil brazil brazil!!!, you run inside house go kari your mama brazier kum out the shout brazie brazie brazie!!! You dey inside canoe mess, all the fishes for water die. You dey for aeroplane, your beards the touch ground. You mess, all the rat for your house tie head tie go church. :-D You mess, Obasanjo folo nyash the read news paper!! BASTARD!! They send you go school, you go the chase lizard. You the sleep kum urinate for bed, kum start the shout Tap is rushing! Tap is rushing!! Your head dey like "isi aba okpu" (head wey no the enter cap). Your hand like cassava stem. "Agba di gi ka okpuchi aki" (Your jaw like palm kernel cover). Your teeth like "Ohaozara" fork. You swim all the ocean for this world finish but nah only the water wey dey inside spoon drown you. After every every if see say dem the win you, you go now kum the keep quite-wetin you go jst the tell dem nah. . . "SILENCE IS THE BEST ANSWER FOR A FOOL!!!" |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by ThugBoy(m): 10:50pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
with Your flat head like skeleton meat pie..... |
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