Was here

Some will be like..."hello bla bla bla"
"your face looks frequent !

baby girl your a Queen don't let no nigga half love you..

and ladies will b like
you like a brother 2 me
i tell you say I know no my family

tosyne2much:
Do guys still tell these lies in this civilized world.. Well, I'm guilty of none sha

That's a lie

Naso,i go even build house in ur heart....

lol i can relate dis is so true ....

;Dfunny but true this trick still got me my latest victim
























dunno y ladies always fall for it

Before ko

Maychang:
IVE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS FOR ANY WOMAN IN MY LIFE.


yea right...tell that to the birds

ayusco85:

That's a lie

Na lie ke?

Guy: You look familiar Me: Yeah, you must have seen me in the movie

They just can't all be a lie.
It may be a popular statement, it doesn't make it a lie.

Nairaland is full of rubbish today.

I have never had sex before, i am single, my priority in a relationship is having a friend for life (having a friend in a girlfriend is not the same as being in the friendzone), i have dated a girl and not done so much as kissed her (by mutual agreement), and i am really not like other guys, though there is no point stating that given that it is patently obvious that all guys cannot be the same. To every human rule there are exceptions.

Anyway i know most of you will probably concur with this list and i have no problem with that. Those of us who reason differently are on another level intellectually and you just cannot understand. That is why those at the top will always be a minute, infinitesimally tiny fraction when compared to the population.

It shall be well with you.

alegbeleye:
I have never had sex before

wasup wit not having sex, not everybody is crazy about sex. I say boldy i have never had sex

I will not disturb you, you can have the bed while I sleep on the floor

searchiing4love:
Nigerian girls do not listen to the truth. They like fake life and material things too much cos 99.99% of them were raised in chronic poverty. They rely on nothing than their smelly pusssies which is their work-chop to raise money by keeping multiple men and proffessing fake love to each of them to keep the money flowing. Example is that mumu guy who bought a car for a Unilag hoe just because she said Yes to his proposal forgetting that when he goes broke, the same biitch will look for the next comfort zone. The average Nigerian girl whose pusssy is as wide as a borehole will form hard to get when you approach her hence the need for lies and packaging to decieve and lure their smelly asses to bed.


#Teamforeigngirls

. I love this.... One bottle of alomo bitters for you

if we d guys don't tell our ladies all dis sweet lies, who will? ;Dif

na all dis sweet sweet lies we dy tell them, Dat's y ladies can't do without us...

no b joke ooooo........

Ichel:
Guy: You look familiar Me: Yeah, you must have seen me in the movie

Lol, are u Rita Dominic?

Sexxkillz:
As long as you aren't legally married, you're single.

If you're in a relationship, single.
Engaged, single.
Have a baby mama, single.

How is "I am single" a lie?

guy where you dey since?

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searchiing4love:
Nigerian girls do not listen to the truth. They like fake life and material things too much cos 99.99% of them were raised in chronic poverty. They rely on nothing than their smelly pusssies which is their work-chop to raise money by keeping multiple men and proffessing fake love to each of them to keep the money flowing. Example is that mumu guy who bought a car for a Unilag hoe just because she said Yes to his proposal forgetting that when he goes broke, the same biitch will look for the next comfort zone. The average Nigerian girl whose pusssy is as wide as a borehole will form hard to get when you approach her hence the need for lies and packaging to decieve and lure their smelly asses to bed.


#Teamforeigngirls

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Team foriegn girls ko, team local girls ni, u wen still dey Ibadan city dey hussle

I don't do any of that. When I say I am single, I mean it. When I say I love you, I mean it. So I don't know anything about what you wrote there OP.Like I usually say, it depends on the guy, you are dating.Some ladies like dating guys that have girlfriendssssss and you expect the guys not to lie to you.It is impossible

godin:
and ladies will b like
you like a brother 2 me
i tell you say I know no my family

lmao aren't u lik a brother

Yoruba demons are now knw as yoruba angels point of corrections

Threads like this are lame.

Huh

omusiliyu:
To that mod that banned me for advising our brothers from the east to turn a new leaf..

Guess you're now working in Ministry of information or EFCC/Police, if not bury yourself in shame.

if I be the mod eee, na 12 years ban I go give you again for this
anyways, welcome bro... na so they take ban me ooo

ask LALA...

seunny4lif:

I know this will hit FP
Nairaland Mod collecting Brown since the days of Oduduwa

Abeg who get garri that he/she is not using, make she/he borrow me for now
I will return it back later

omusiliyu:
To that mod that banned me for advising our brothers from the east to turn a new leaf..

Guess you're now working in Ministry of information or EFCC/Police, if not bury yourself in shame.

its like you want to be banned again. i've been banned once and boy, that sh...t ain't funny

I no mention name

justmenoni:
ask LALA...

Interesting. Let me go an chill with my side chics

SnakeXenzia:
5. I’m not like other guys
Oshey Mr different.

Differential equation.

We hail thee!

Ada9103:
Huh

wow !

i didn't know such beauty still existed on NL.

where's Ada from