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Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by sukkot: 12:55pm On Sep 16, 2016
Shym3xx:


Lol. If you think this video is real - I've got a big Island to sell to you in the Arizona desert. grin

You can tell they're acting and the father is a terrible actor with that bang bang strong accent. grin
haha bro go further down the comments and see the convo i was having with freecocoa about the possibility of it being fake wink
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by dnative(m): 1:04pm On Sep 16, 2016
Simples, the kid didn't drive the car off, someone else did and the video scene was switched at that point.
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Nobody: 1:05pm On Sep 16, 2016
Babysho:
'You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger'.

After telling him that, I'll lock him in the basement and find better Belt wey get dragon design.

After heavy lashing the only words he'll be able to utter are ;


The next news you will be in jail
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Litmus: 1:14pm On Sep 16, 2016
These days i dread to type the word 'Nigeria' on You-tube Search bar in case of the horror i might uncover. Africa has solid Nigeria's name in pursuit of hits.
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Shym3xx: 1:44pm On Sep 16, 2016
sukkot:
haha bro go further down the comments and see the convo i was having with freecocoa about the possibility of it being fake wink

Lol. Just saw it now. grin

As soon as I saw the naij pops acting and talking slowly like a New York nyggah. You know how NY nyggahs say, "yo son, chill. Word to mother" with that slow arse accent - I knew these mofos ain't shitt. What type of naij nyggah isn't loud as fvck, especially with how he kept looking at the camera. Even when the SUV drove off - he looked into the camera before doing the half-hearted chase. A naij nyggah would be shouting and chasing the darn SUV with all kinds of adlibs. grin

These fools ain't fooling no one but themselves with the poor comic script and terrible acting.
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by sukkot: 1:56pm On Sep 16, 2016
Shym3xx:


Lol. Just saw it now. grin

As soon as I saw the naij pops acting and talking slowly like a New York nyggah. You know how NY nyggahs say, "yo son, chill. Word to mother" with that slow arse accent - I knew these mofos ain't shitt. What type of naij nyggah isn't loud as fvck, especially with how he kept looking at the camera. Even when the SUV drove off - he looked into the camera before doing the half-hearted chase. A naij nyggah would be shouting and chasing the darn SUV with all kinds of adlibs. grin

These fools ain't fooling no one but themselves with the poor comic script and terrible acting.
speak for yourself brah, i aint loud as fu-ck. i am a sophisticated nigga with decorum and class grin
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by umar187: 2:03pm On Sep 16, 2016
Wipe the bombom, if nar for Nija him no go dream try do that.
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by freecocoa(f): 2:08pm On Sep 16, 2016
sukkot:
well you need to lighten up. nobody is coming out of this planet alive so no need to be serious. dont worry, be happy lolzzz grin
I laugh a lot but omo, when it comes to my kids and them doing anything remotely disrespectful, I gat no chills. I honestly don't believe one's child should disrespect them.

I see what you mean by the video prolly being fake.
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Shym3xx: 2:10pm On Sep 16, 2016
sukkot:
speak for yourself brah, i aint loud as fu-ck. i am a sophisticated nigga with decorum and class grin

I'm not a naij nyggah. I've never been loud all my life and my voice isn't even loud.

But naij nyggahs (male and female) are the loudest ever. Mofos would be talking on the phone from 100 miles away and you'll hear what they're saying. grin. Stop lying about being sophisticated with that crude accent, my nyggah. grin
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by sukkot: 2:25pm On Sep 16, 2016
freecocoa:
I laugh a lot but omo, when it comes to my kids and them doing anything remotely disrespectful, I gat no chills. I honestly don't believe one's child should disrespect them.

I see what you mean by the video prolly being fake.
yeah they do say spare the rod and spoil the child lol
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by sukkot: 2:27pm On Sep 16, 2016
Shym3xx:


I'm not a naij nyggah. I've never been loud all my life and my voice isn't even loud.

But naij nyggahs (male and female) are the loudest ever. Mofos would be talking on the phone from 100 miles away and you'll hear what they're saying. grin. Stop lying about being sophisticated with that crude accent, my nyggah. grin
this nigga shymmexx sound like mike tyson. ol soft spoken ass nigga shocked cheesy
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Shym3xx: 2:33pm On Sep 16, 2016
sukkot:
this nigga shymmexx sound like mike tyson. ol soft spoken ass nigga shocked cheesy

Lol. I'm not soft spoken. I just have a baritone voice that can get lazy sometimes.

Mike Tyson has a squeaky voice with a signature lisp. grin
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by freecocoa(f): 2:34pm On Sep 16, 2016
sukkot:
yeah they do say spare the rod and spoil the child lol
Yep, I already bought and kept the rod, patiently awaiting the arrival of my yougin.grin
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by freecocoa(f): 2:36pm On Sep 16, 2016
Shym3xx:


I'm not a naij nyggah. I've never been loud all my life and my voice isn't even loud.

But naij nyggahs (male and female) are the loudest ever. Mofos would be talking on the phone from 100 miles away and you'll hear what they're saying. grin. Stop lying about being sophisticated with that crude accent, my nyggah. grin
You never met all naij peeps. undecided


And you, not loud? Yea right. grin
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by sukkot: 2:39pm On Sep 16, 2016
freecocoa:
Yep, I already bought and kept the rod, patiently awaiting the arrival of my yougin.grin
HMMM HMMM HMMM LAWD AVE MERCY. talk about being prepared. grin
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Shym3xx: 2:41pm On Sep 16, 2016
freecocoa:
You never met all naij peeps. undecided

And you not loud? Yea right. grin

Lol. You're on the defensive. It's not like I have a problem with it - but naij folks and being loud are like coco pops and milk. grin That's where the vacuous arrogance stems from. grin

I would even be loud if I wanted to be. I just lack the tools to pull it off. No shades here.
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by sukkot: 2:43pm On Sep 16, 2016
Shym3xx:


Lol. I'm not soft spoken. I just have a baritone voice that can get lazy sometimes.

Mike Tyson has a squeaky voice with a signature lisp. grin
yeah notwithstanding , am a classy nigga. i try to keep my voice down at all times. i got that aristocratic dna in me. am related to the queen of england. us aristocrats are big on being subtle at all times. a nigga gotta keep it classy cool cheesy

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Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by freecocoa(f): 2:43pm On Sep 16, 2016
sukkot:
HMMM HMMM HMMM LAWD AVE MERCY. talk about being prepared. grin
i'mma be taking chances, not, especially being one who's worked with and loves kids.

Those little devils be driving someone crazy like their lives depend on it.grin
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Shym3xx: 2:43pm On Sep 16, 2016
freecocoa:
Yep, I already bought and kept the rod, patiently awaiting the arrival of my yougin.grin

So, which of these breeds Oduduwa's offspring is going to pull it off and put a baby inside you (Yoruba brothers - Rotimi and Wale):



Light skinned Yoruba nyggah or a dark skinned Yoruba nyggah? grin
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by freecocoa(f): 2:45pm On Sep 16, 2016
Shym3xx:


So, which of these breeds Oduduwa's offspring is going to pull it off and put a baby inside you (Yoruba brothers - Rotimi and Wale):



Light skinned Yoruba nyggah or a dark skinned Yoruba nyggah? grin
Lol, I think Rotimi's kinda cute but my igbo nyggahs already on the job.tongue
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Shym3xx: 2:47pm On Sep 16, 2016
sukkot:
yeah notwithstanding , am a classy nigga. i try to keep my voice down at all times. i got that aristocratic dna in me. am related to the queen of england. us aristocrats are big on being subtle at all times. a nigga gotta keep it classy cool cheesy

Lol. Aristocratic, yano. grin

I like ya dreams. It's always nice to dream.

I'll always be that South London nyggah from the Narm. The rose that grew out of concrete, a thorough bred, and a product of my environment. And I'm gonna stay black till the death of me. grin I'm taking Narm to the top, just to send a message out there and prove them wrong. grin
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by sukkot: 2:48pm On Sep 16, 2016
freecocoa:
i'mma be taking chances, not, especially being one who's worked with and loves kids.

Those little devils be driving someone crazy like their lives depend on it.grin
not if you feed em right. if you give em cows milk is when they get aggressive. cows milk is meant for cows not humans. if you feed em right and give em rice milk and some greens they will be the sweetest kids you ever seen. not too much sweets and all that nonsense that makes them hyper-active. make them flapjacks with oats and honey. and give them raisins for snacks. they will be like angels. trust me. you wouldnt even have to use your cane on em wink

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Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Shym3xx: 2:51pm On Sep 16, 2016
freecocoa:
Lol, I think Rotimi's kinda cute but my igbo nyggahs already on the job.tongue

Lol. Do you watch "Power" (the best thing on TV since The Wire)? I like his character "Dre" in the series - Rotimi is a real one.

You know Igbo nyggahs can't hit all the crucial walls. And that's something Yoruba nyggahs have perfected hence dem Yoruba dons are Igbo chics' kryptonite. Stop fronting - I know you're scheming for a Yoruba nyggah. grin
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by sukkot: 2:58pm On Sep 16, 2016
Shym3xx:


Lol. Aristocratic, yano. grin

I like ya dreams. It's always nice to dream.

I'll always be that South London nyggah from the Narm. The rose that grew out of concrete, a thorough bred, and a product of my environment. And I'm gonna stay black till the death of me. grin I'm taking Narm to the top, just to send a message out there and prove them wrong. grin
bro i thought you grew up in ibadan ? bodijah ? lolzzzzz. why you claiming peckham ? shocked
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Shym3xx: 3:02pm On Sep 16, 2016
sukkot:
bro i thought you grew up in ibadan ? bodijah ? lolzzzzz. why you claiming peckham ? shocked

Fvck you and fvck Ibadan, nyggah. If I grew up there, I would claim it. Unlike you, I'm not the type to be ashamed of anything - I embrace everything that's ever been part of me.

You claimed Walworth, brixton, Tottenham, and Manny. Now, you're claiming aristocratic class with ya thick accent. Nyggah, why're you from? grin

Stop playing dumb jokes with me before some idiot runs with that and start attaching some shithole to me.
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by sukkot: 3:04pm On Sep 16, 2016
Shym3xx:


Fvck you and fvck Ibadan, nyggah. If I grew up there, I would claim it. Unlike you, I'm not the type to be ashamed of anything - I embrace everything that's ever been part of me.

You claimed Walworth, brixton, Tottenham, and Manny. Now, you're claiming aristocratic class with ya thick accent. Nyggah, why're you from? grin

Stop playing dumb jokes with me before some idiot runs with that and start attaching some shithole to me.
what can i tell ya brah ? am a man around town. like that nigga tupac ' I get around ' grin

papa was a rolling stone
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by freecocoa(f): 3:09pm On Sep 16, 2016
sukkot:
not if you feed em right. if you give em cows milk is when they get aggressive. cows milk is meant for cows not humans. if you feed em right and give em rice milk and some greens they will be the sweetest kids you ever seen. not too much sweets and all that nonsense that makes them hyper-active. make them flapjacks with oats and honey. and give them raisins for snacks. they will be like angels. trust me. you wouldnt even have to use your cane on em wink
sukkot you've started again, dairy's better than rice milk dude, kids need calcium and protein but rice milk is mostly carbohydrate, besides greens, raisins, flapjacks/oats is like loads of calories/sugar, kids can't escape sweets my man, though I think quantity matters but believe me man, food's hardly why kids are a handful.
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by Shym3xx: 3:11pm On Sep 16, 2016
sukkot:
what can i tell ya brah ? am a man around town. like that nigga tupac ' I get around ' grin

papa was a rolling stone

Lol. You're a liar. No one knows you in those places and you don't even know anyone. So, why are you claiming them? Tell me the years you lived in Walworth, Brixton, and Tottenham - and I'll ask you to tell me about certain top people there during that period. grin

I'm a Narm boy and my name's still out there. And people I grew up with from nursery all through to college. Even when I was in Brum for Uni, I was out there proper and my name rang bells there. And I'll tell you about anyone who was running things there back then cos I'm certy.

Also, drop a voice note. Let's hear what you sound like. I've posted voice notes on this forum and the other Yoruba forum. And I've spoken to one of the loudest nyggahs on this forum who lives in London on the phone on some argument tip. He knows I'm real and certified.
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by sukkot: 3:14pm On Sep 16, 2016
freecocoa:
sukkot you've started again, dairy's better than rice milk dude, kids need calcium and protein but rice milk is mostly carbohydrate, besides greens, raisins, flapjacks/oats is like loads of calories/sugar, kids can't escape sweets my man, though I think quantity matters but believe me man, food's hardly why kids are a handful.
Its all lies told by the cow milk mafia who make billions of dollars from it. calcium is in every food.

http://www.naturalchild.org/guest/linda_folden_palmer.html
Re: Angry Nigerian Kid Steals His Father's Keys & Drives Off His Car In U.S (video) by freecocoa(f): 3:19pm On Sep 16, 2016
Shym3xx:


Lol. Do you watch "Power" (the best thing on TV since The Wire)? I like his character "Dre" in the series - Rotimi is a real one.

You know Igbo nyggahs can't hit all the crucial walls. And that's something Yoruba nyggahs have perfected hence dem Yoruba dons are Igbo chics' kryptonite. Stop fronting - I know you're scheming for a Yoruba nyggah. grin
I haven't come around to power, have a lot I'm already tryna keep up with but I hear it's kinda good TV.


Seriously dude, if you saw an igbo d1ck, you'd question your sexuality, if there's something I know for real, an igbo chic never left an igbo nyggah for lack of sexual fulfilment, these men give some real good lovin, best believe that.tongue grin

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