lordmayor4:


Your name suppose be "looterbraski"

Am telling you

I would slash the salaries and allowances of public office holders and politicians to a quarter. I would then pay every outstanding dues/salaries and increase incentives for the military with updated armoury,arrest and jail any pending corrupt official. I would work on the economic policies that would hopefully bring a turnaround for good.

I will deal and ban ASUU then increase d budget of education and jail Saraki. I will hand over to military then fly out of the country.

Badyear:
I will first order DSS to execute all those responsible for making me a 1 day president and then order them to shoot anyone who tries to impeach me after the one day.

my broda fear God!

Hang buhari and put a smile on over 120 million Nigerian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMSscetod5g

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I will simply Award and pay in full the construction of 1000MW wind plants in Kano, Aba, Lagos, PortHarcourt, Ogun, and Asaba. This contract will be executed by Siemens and Emerson. That's all.

True Federalism.

lucabraski:

Loot the treasury.

We reason alike

Power.kill all corrupt politican,make every region like d ss se sw ne nc etc depend on thier own resources to better thier region so we all cant depend on oil pass a bill any president or governor to enter d sit should swear oath with iyelala then make upcoming presido or governor payhomage to me

I will just do what buhari did, put de whole country in a state of confusion.



Or just sit on television and be speaking English like sir PATRICK OBIAGBOHOR

1-I will stop all small small children in the north in the name of ALMAJIRANCI.
2-all corrupt politicians GEJ, IBB OBJmost bee arrest.
3-I will introduce compalsary education especially in the north.

See am! Jonsing onyinbo nigga

Amanyanabo:
See them,typical nigerians

Mcowubaba:
Scrap Nigerian Police
Stop Nigerian police commission from functioning
Close down police stations
Remove checkpoints
Imprison the DPO in my area..

Legalize Weed
Legalize Gun (protect yourself)
Ban Mrs oluremi in my area from doing early morning disturbance evangelism

And finally, I will use my executive powers and invite Folake to gimme love oo

u sure say u nor b auntychrisy

Firstly detain all d corrupt politicians den cast a new election dat same point

DerideGull:
It shall be the day Nigeria is disintegrated and I shall not bat an eyelid towards the consequences.

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small time people Kawai, as for me I will consolidate my power & make sure the presidency stays with me 4 15years. Then d deadly cleansing of all corrupt politicians will start in full effect, All troublesome people will be executed e.g, FFK, Ben Bruce, kanu, I will thoroughly clean dis country of all its problem,I will rule like Kim jong un & be patriotic like gaddafi, b4 my eventual assaination I will make sure Nigeria becomes another super power in d world as it should be

I will sign into law that anyone caught in Nigeria without national I'D card will be detened. In fact I will order telecommunications company to incorporate National I'D number in recharging of line.i will order Nimc to license Nigerians in one month. If we get our data base right, and know foreigners,then we can talk of development.

lakamua21:
i will ban all forms of religion . thats the source of nigeria's backwardness, theft, daftness, violence, and failure

You can not ban failure its part of Nature

I will organise a party for all Nigerians, free rice and a well garnished chicken and also declare a public holiday.

Lol this thread says alot about what Nigerians are facing at the moment
People are posting their opinion in accordance with their present predicament

I will assassinate all our past leaders for what they have done to Nigeria, I will scrap the sen ate and will allow biafra to go

To quote from a video I saw, "I will loot the country dry, then settle all the citizens after which I will abscond with the remaining balance and leave you guys to deal with the resultant effect of whatever happens."

1. If possible I would like to decentralize the government so every region would cater for its power supply and micro economy :
2 restructure the police and military through their welfare (housing etc) and by retiring anyone above certain service years handsomely thereby employing graduates uni as officers and OND as junior staff and good fighting equipment.
NB:ANY CASE OF ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE WOULD BE DULY TRIED BY THE LAW, ANY CASE OF THE ARMY BEATING UP CIVILIANS OR FIGHTING THE POLICE OR THEMSELVES WOULD FACE THE MUSIC SQUARELY.
NO CORRUPTION CASE OR MANSLAUGHTER CASE SHOULD EXCEED 6MONTHS OF TRIAL.....


Sign it into law that any company operating in Nigeria must have Indigenous staff strength of about 70% with good Labour LAWS and payment meeting up with least wage of atleast 2dollar per hour for staff as this would reduce the man hours in our factories because companies can't use our citizens for a day as that would be grossly expensive.

I wil arrest nd execute all former military leaders. Divide the country into 5

I will only check some government secret which is not in public domain such as our real military mighty e.t.c

I will simply change the system of government and introduce heavy technology into governance.

AbuMaryam1:
All is 24 hours, i will work like computer only if it can be executed:
1-first hour> automatic payment of 2 million naira to police, immigration, and civil defence officers just bonus and reinforce them with modern weapons.
2-second hour> i will oreder the arrest of all religious leaders who preaches from 1999 till date for prosecution.

3 Third hour > I will arrest all traditional leaders and give order for immediete introgation and prosecution.

4- Forth hour> i will consficate all public and companies fund in the bank, for individual 2m above and coys 10m above, a commitee will constituted to investigate the sources and how they got the money, any person or coy found with gara gara will be prosecuted with not less than 30yrs in prison.
5> fith hour > All politicians and whoever hold a political office from 1979 till date will be arrested and try for treason and be prosecuted, if found guilty all his fortune will be consfiscated.

6> sixth hour> All former chief of justice of the federation, head of tribunals from 1999 till date will be bring to book and charge for treason.


I take rest at this join.

24 hours.

I will sincerely make sure peace,love for one another and stability is circulated all over the state.

Make them no tell me unaware,I must be informed about this before that day so I can start my own government by 12am before 6am I go don arrange for my generations first . If one person dey steal trillions and Nigeria is not up to 190million people, I'd share 10million to every damn Citizen. Before 11:59pm Nigeria go clamor for full term. #Me2019

*SipsCoke*

waoh, I will just make sure I extend dat one day to four years then:


firstly, prosecute all dose past president, senate president, senator, honorable and local government chairman..... if I don't do dat dey will come back for me

secondly, allocate 20 billion naira to d agriculture section, each farmer must atleast get 1 million

next, make sure all graduate re employ, graduate with good certificate tho

Give every citizen of Nigeria 2 million naira

while petrol turns to 5#, diesel 10# kerosine free of course

Am sure u will all enjoy my tenure