Saw this on Lailas Blog, what do you think

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lol lowdamercy.

That one is to start up conversation in the whole bus.


You will hear from

Eze: That man is a wicked man, i pray make him die there, sebi na yoruba vote am? Una think say dem go get Yoruba and igbo price different


Ola: Ha Change yi ko da rara, Ti Nigeria fe break ko break ni si. Buhari is making things costi ooo.


Conductor: Make una no complain na una vote am, me dey field dey play ball that day


Driver; This man fon spoil this country finish, money no dey



THEN THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE MUMU KASSIM IN THE BUS


Kassim; The man is Trying, do you know it was your brother ( referring to Eze) that spoil this country? Lets continue to pray for him


Conductor; ( To Kassim) E be like say you go come down from this bus, abi d suffer no dey touch you

Lmao! Crazie.. If the lady ain't interested fah? You might ruin your chance using that line.

lovat:
That one is to start up conversation in the whole bus.


You will hear from

Eze: That man is a wicked man, i pray make him die there, sebi na yoruba vote am? Una think say dem go get Yoruba and igbo price different


Ola: Ha Change yi ko da rara, Ti Nigeria fe break ko break ni si. Buhari is making things costi ooo.


Conductor: Make una no complain na una vote am, me dey field dey play ball that day


Driver; This man fon spoil this country finish, money no dey



THEN THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE MUMU KASSIM IN THE BUS


Kassim; The man is Trying, do you know it was your brother ( referring to Eze) that spoil this country? Lets continue to pray for him


Conductor; ( To Kassim) E be like say you go come down from this bus, abi d suffer no dey touch you

Nailed it!


You be carpenter?

I love sitting close to ladies when i close from work because they would have sprayed perfume or powder their self to smell nice.


If it's a long journey they will always want you to chat with them after their initial gra gra.

If it's close of work just free them because most of them are exhausted and are in no mood for talk

I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

I dont know where nigeria is going
I dont even know what buhari is doing
sister do you know?




if you use this line she would just eye you

You can step on her foot intentionally and quickly say "Am so sorry dear".
After her respond,convo can start almost immediately like:"Wow!I admire your courtesy and gentility.I am.... and you are...

Pray for your star make ee no be the day wey she just newly fix her toe nails and she is in a bad mood.You know the rest....

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DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

And you're proud of it

MAVRODIAL CONVERSATION

Won't work,only a few nigerian girls know who 'Dr' buhari is let alone the state of the country afterall that big man is still sending the money

Just make a fake call and ask ebuka to transfer the rest of the 50million naira to your bank and don't forget to collect the remaining 20million naira from yemi

trust me na the girl go first start the convo,,,

she would be like ,,sir do I know you somewhere,ur face look familiar

darbeelicous:
its easy...... The "is anybody sitting here?"usually works, others also use the "please I don't know my bus stop can you let me know when we get there" most times they'll be like "what's the title of the book you are reading?" lolz......(that's if the gal is reading a Novell) but it all ends in the "please can I get ur number id like to know u more" speech!
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Guys [b]I doff my heart for Una o! [/b]

darbee,darbeee............how many time I call you?

All this protocols just to get her nos?

DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

y'all that are fond of responding like an ATM.

so Una no dey use...sorry please you look familiar, I think I know you from somewhere..naija ehn,we too much.. ;Dso Una no dey use...sorry please you look familiar, I think I know you from somewhere..naija ehn,we too much..

Emasel:


And you're proud of it

Is it something to cry on?

start scribbling random things down in a foreign language if you understand one. She will be the first to ask you, ''excuse me, what language is that?''

naturefellow:
y'all that are fond of responding like an ATM.

My friends don't complain tho

we have a lot of Kassim on Nairaland....

DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

You never see someone you like.

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DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

What is special about you??

SmartyPants:

You okay?