onyeezeigbo:
Just make a fake call and ask ebuka to transfer the rest of the 50million naira to your bank and don't forget to collect the remaining 20million naira from yemi

trust me na the girl go first start the convo,,,

she would be like ,,sir do I know you somewhere,ur face look familiar

omenka1:

you nailed it bro
tried it once n to ma greatest surprise it worked more dan magic
less speech, no stress.
infact it turned out to be a one-word conversation on my side.

DuchessDee:
Thanks

onyeezeigbo:
Just make a fake call and ask ebuka to transfer the rest of the 50million naira to your bank and don't forget to collect the remaining 20million naira from yemi

trust me na the girl go first start the convo,,,

she would be like ,,sir do I know you somewhere,ur face look familiar

DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

EmilyShoton:


hahahaha. of cause I will know the guy automatically. biko

lovat:
That one is to start up conversation in the whole bus.


You will hear from

Eze: That man is a wicked man, i pray make him die there, sebi na yoruba vote am? Una think say dem go get Yoruba and igbo price different


Ola: Ha Change yi ko da rara, Ti Nigeria fe break ko break ni si. Buhari is making things costi ooo.


Conductor: Make una no complain na una vote am, me dey field dey play ball that day


Driver; This man fon spoil this country finish, money no dey



THEN THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE MUMU KASSIM IN THE BUS


Kassim; The man is Trying, do you know it was your brother ( referring to Eze) that spoil this country? Lets continue to pray for him


Conductor; ( To Kassim) E be like say you go come down from this bus, abi d suffer no dey touch you

ReneeNuttall:

ur own Dey ur body LMFAO!

darbeelicous:
yea.... its in d oda room

yea....... I mind!

oscaruzie:


lol...like you already. mind whatsapp?

darbeelicous:
yea....... I mind!

NeuroBoss:
start scribbling random things down in a foreign language if you understand one. She will be the first to ask you, ''excuse me, what language is that?''

DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

lovat:
That one is to start up conversation in the whole bus.


You will hear from

Eze: That man is a wicked man, i pray make him die there, sebi na yoruba vote am? Una think say dem go get Yoruba and igbo price different


Ola: Ha Change yi ko da rara, Ti Nigeria fe break ko break ni si. Buhari is making things costi ooo.


Conductor: Make una no complain na una vote am, me dey field dey play ball that day


Driver; This man fon spoil this country finish, money no dey



THEN THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE MUMU KASSIM IN THE BUS


Kassim; The man is Trying, do you know it was your brother ( referring to Eze) that spoil this country? Lets continue to pray for him


Conductor; ( To Kassim) E be like say you go come down from this bus, abi d suffer no dey touch you

enuk80:


you are good, man..I wish i could sign you up

lovat:
That one is to start up conversation in the whole bus.


You will hear from

Eze: That man is a wicked man, i pray make him die there, sebi na yoruba vote am? Una think say dem go get Yoruba and igbo price different


Ola: Ha Change yi ko da rara, Ti Nigeria fe break ko break ni si. Buhari is making things costi ooo.


Conductor: Make una no complain na una vote am, me dey field dey play ball that day


Driver; This man fon spoil this country finish, money no dey



THEN THERE WILL ALWAYS BE ONE MUMU KASSIM IN THE BUS


Kassim; The man is Trying, do you know it was your brother ( referring to Eze) that spoil this country? Lets continue to pray for him


Conductor; ( To Kassim) E be like say you go come down from this bus, abi d suffer no dey touch you

DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

dfrost:


Genea brought me here. Laugh don scatter me. The woman beside me thinks I'm mad.

darbeelicous:
udonminit

lovat:
don't mind my friend genea

dfrost:


Genea brought me here. Laugh don scatter me. The woman beside me thinks I'm mad.

okowande:
Very simple. Go look for human head, then head for sambisa forest. you will thank me later

do u av it? Pls share

ogtavia:
the meme picture says it better...

DuchessDee:
I pray you don't meet ' One word ' lady like me...

lovat:
abi na lie

dechriscool:
You can step on her foot intentionally and quickly say "Am so sorry dear".
After her respond,convo can start almost immediately like:"Wow!I admire your courtesy and gentility.I am.... and you are...

Pray for your star make ee no be the day wey she just newly fix her toe nails and she is in a bad mood.You know the rest....