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| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by boomssey(f): 10:51pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
kinglekiss:thumbs up to you.this really gat me rolling in d floor [color=#770077][/color]  |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by Nobody: 11:42pm On Jan 19, 2017 |
kinglekiss:its funny And he so sweet and innocent 1 Like |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by Oluwafizzzy(m): 3:10am On Jan 21, 2017 |
With all this joke ... I say #welldone Sir Dope crib destruction.. Hahhaa Dedicate one 4 me toooo |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 11:27am On Jan 26, 2017 |
Oluwafizzzy:. and i will also say thankyousir. sure i will dedicate u... |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 11:29am On Jan 26, 2017 |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 11:29am On Jan 26, 2017 |
new joke on the way |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
kinglekiss: Just stumbled upon this thread.... Men you are damn funny. Got alotta inspiration and concept from this thread, imma shoot some comedy videos with 'em. I already have a small YouTube channel where I post original comedy video made by me. Men keep it up.. We many for your back. |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 9:27pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
Omagzee: . wooahhh,so inspire..thanks man. am gonna subscribe to ur channel.. |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 9:30pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
DEDICATED TO OLUWAFIZZY . E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 Lekki, Lagos. E get one Oyinbo wey dey always come chop there too... Anytime dis oyinbo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey'', so I wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decided to chop wetin d oyinbo dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no shout. I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis Oyinbo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat? Na so i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000. Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy...........Up till now, I still dey shout .... ooo.. No laugh alone make someone laugh with u too 2 Likes |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 9:31pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
You ve 1k in ur account you lost atm card, use d 1k to clect anoda one abeg Wtin u wan tk d atm do? 1 Like |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 9:33pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
DEDICATED TO OMAGZEE . BUHARI MAKE THINGS EXPENSIVE! Headsmaster: how much is passport photograph for children? Photographer: the price for the passport is N100 per child Headmaster: No, the pupils are 500 in numbers, so we are paying N50 Photographer: ok no problem sir, you can pay N50 each since they are many Headmaster: class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring N150 each tomorrow for the passports. Class teacher: ok sir, i will inform them right away Class teacher: Good day pupils, you are all to come with N200 tomorrow for passports. Pupils: Mummy we were asked to bring N300 for passport at school Mummy: Father, your son was asked to go with N500 passport fee tomorrow. Father: Hool My God. BUHARI make things costly day by day, including education. We have said it, this man is wicked. Moral lesson: 'LET THE CHANGE BEGIN WIT U" Honesty and sincerity is all wot we need to make this country a better place. 2 Likes |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 9:37pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
DEDICATED TO BOOMSSEY AND DEEPFRIEDPUFF . donald Trump wants to paint the white house. He calls for quotations. Chinese guy quoted 3 million. European guy quoted 7 million. Nigerian guy quoted 10 million. Trump asked Chinese guy, "how did you come about 3 million?" Chinese guy replies, "1 million for paint, 1 million for labour, 1 million profit." Trump asked the European guy the same question and he replied, "3 million for paint, 2 million for labour, 2 million profit". Again Trump asked the Nigerian guy the same question, He replied; "4 million for you, 3 million for me, and we will give 3 million to the Chinese guy to do the job!! I just dey waka pass o! 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 9:37pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
There is no privacy in Nigeria again. How will you be using ur phone in a bus and somebody from the backseat will say "Bro,scroll back, up small,I no see her pix well" 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 9:39pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
English Language is very difficult *Girls be like* *I have posted my pics on Fb* *If u like u like* *If u dont like dont like* *I just can't understand this* Anyways gud night everyone 1 Like |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
#changeBeginsWithUs The link to my channel is contained in my signature. kinglekiss: |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by Nobody: 8:06pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
Very hilarious jokes... Thumb up man |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by SEEDORF441(m): 10:46pm On Jan 27, 2017 |
My frd tot somtin is wrong wit me because i don laff tire i even fell from my bed |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 3:21am On Feb 02, 2017 |
sweetboiy: sight u man..thanks |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 3:21am On Feb 02, 2017 |
SEEDORF441:. lol |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 3:25am On Feb 02, 2017 |
let me drink water before I continue.. 4 Likes
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| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 3:05am On Feb 03, 2017 |
MONEY RITUAL In America, all you gotta do is sell your soul to be rich But here in Nigeria,you'll sell your soul,your brother's,mother's and several other relatives.........and still run mad after couple of years 5 Likes |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 3:06am On Feb 03, 2017 |
If by Monday our president is not back, they should declare Tuesday and Wednesday public holidays so that all of us will go and look for our president. My president can't go to London and be missing like that.... Let them open boarder, we all go to London and look for him...book flight for us..free tickets everybody. ..some go hang on top plane..no wahala.. #ifa hear say i cum bk #unagolook4mejoin |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 3:08am On Feb 03, 2017 |
DEDICATED TO ALL MY FANS....I LOVE YOU ALL.... In South Africa, Nelson Mandela was ill, he was hospitalized in his home country, his people prayed for him to get well but unfortunately he kicked the bucket.... In Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari is critically ill, he is currently been hospitalized in UK, his people are praying for him to die, infact they have stationed buckets everywhere for him to kick and die.... Why? # truetalk |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 3:09am On Feb 03, 2017 |
You can identify a virgin girl with the way she urinates. If she urinates and the sound goes like Tiziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii know she is a virgin. But if she urinates like Shwaaaaaaaaaaa as if you have switched on bathroom showers, My brother i have a story to tell you! The holy place has been destroyed. 2 Likes |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 5:53pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
happy weekend guys..let's laugh |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 5:54pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is pregnant but
we always use protection and the rubber
never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story: "There was
once a Hunter who always carries a Gun
wherever he goes. One day he took his
Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out.
A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him.
In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used
the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, and it died!!!
Guy: Nonsense!! How possible?? Someone else must've shot the Lion...
Doctor: Good!! You understood the Story.
Next patient please... 2 Likes |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 5:56pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Assuming you received this # ALERT from your bank: "Dear Customer #10,000 has been deducted from your account 002163.....**** for President Muhammed Buhari's trip to UK it's your donation in support of his medical bills in London ... THANK YOU FOR BANKING WITH US. Question: What Will You Do  share with friends and see how Nigerian dey para |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 5:59pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
#FunnyThrowbackPosts 1.) You know you are going to jail if Segun Arinze is presented as an eye witness 2.) Some pretty girls are just evil... They will fart and look at you to the extent you will be suspecting yourself... 3.) Ibadan rappers be like My Blood is full you can call me bloody fool.. 5.) If you think you are having a bad day...just remember that there's an Ibadan girl trying to pronounce 'parallelogram'.. 6.) Things that confuses me I've never seen a mad Hausa man before... Abi Dem no dey mad? 7.) You'll just be eating hot eba watching Empire next thing two men will just start kissing each other and the eba in your mouth will turn salty.. 8.) Person will lost phone and be lying that "no be the phone dey worry me sef, na my contacts" Ur nyash 9.) Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I should break up? Don't you know that Love is all about forgiveness. forgive and forget... 10.) Some people are blessed with Wickedness .. How can I beg u for salt n u tell me your mum has counted it... 11.) One idiot used''GUNSHOTS'' as his ringing tone ...His china phone rang in the bank today, for over 1hour now we are still looking for the cashier and two security men ... 12.) A baby is never a mistake or surprise! You had sex without condom... What were you expecting?? iPhone 7 or Range Rover 13.) I cried for 2 hours when she told me she took 1st in her WAEC result.. ...Some people can lie ehn!!! 14.) I miss those people in primary school that use to say ' if I give you one dirty slap, you will fly to America'... Come and slap me now ooo 15.) I heard a king in Kenya is referred to as 'His Royal Darkness'... I'm trying to cry but I can't... 16.) Since Buhari became President, you cannot even see N20 on the floor again.. 17.) I remember back in Nursery school My girlfriend broke up with me just becos I sharpened pencil for another girl.. Which numba did it for u?? 3 Likes |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by Nobody: 9:37pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Mr kingle kiss,dem swear 4 u?u wan make pesin die from laugh?bcuz of u i don piss 4 body now*covers ha face* kip it up sha |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by kinglekiss(m): 1:09am On Feb 05, 2017 |
Missperfect28:. laughing out loud..haaaaa I can't stop laugh..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa . this joke is dedicated to u.... Some people will be forming boss as whatsapp admin. Even Zuckerberg sef doesn't have the pride they have. What's even surprising me the most is they wouldn't be the one that created the group. They begged the original admin to make them an admin That's so pathetic. 1 Like |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by terrence12(m): 2:09pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
kinglekiss: Dis one got me |
| Re: Come And Laff , Laff It Loud by ejamahrandy: 7:45pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
So this dude is copying old jokes from the net without acknowledgment or link to the original sites he copied it from, and some dude here are praising him like he came up with the concept. Anyway it's all good. 1 Like |
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