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It can only destroy a relationship that lacks trust...

Is thay all?

Story's not true!

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The boyfriend was in the same car and another person ended up lapping her? Can you please make the lie more believable?

thesicilian:
The boyfriend was in the same car and another person ended up lapping her? Can you please make the lie more believable?

They said the boyfriend was a Fat guy !!! like really fat !!!

thesicilian:
The boyfriend was in the same car and another person ended up lapping her? Can you please make the lie more believable?

Exactly my thoughts
What was he thinking before?
If that's what's causing issue between them
They both immature
Cos he should be the one lapping the gf

Op, come finish ya story

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Synord:


They said the boyfriend was a Fat guy !!! like really fat !!!

Not too much big deal
He could have waited for another cab or something
He's fat, can't sit at the back
The gf is obese so can't be lapped in front sit
The situation warrants such scenario
Maybe he would have preferred his girlfriend lapping the dude then

So because he's fat, he couldn't lap his girlfriend? What happened to staying at the back and lapping his girlfriend, while two or three other guys manage the front seat instead?

Op sorry o, but this your story no get head. To think you put this on Twitter ?? Chaiiii You see your life?

6 guys behind? Na so una dry reach? So 8 people board one cab in your village Op? Are you a Northerner? Lol. Even the northerners don't pack themselves like this in a cab, at least some stay in the boot and driver's seat.

Nawa wetin we no go see for Nairaland. Op I shake my head for you

And so?

Stegomiah:

Not too much big deal He could have waited for another cab or something He's fat, can't sit at the back The gf is obese so can't be lapped in front sit The situation warrants such scenario Maybe he would have preferred his girlfriend lapping the dude then

Lol !!!!

I know it's hard to control an erection given the circumstances but an ejaculation is not not proper and could have been held back. The guy is a bit of a pervert

Fifthcolumnist:
I know it's hard to control an erection given the circumstances but an ejaculation is not not proper and could have been held back. The guy is a bit of a pervert

I think that was the part that annoyed the boyfriend..We agree for the erection but coming ...haha

thesicilian:
The boyfriend was in the same car and another person ended up lapping her? Can you please make the lie more believable?

Bro , I was one of the other guys in the car !!!

Synord:


They said the boyfriend was a Fat guy !!! like really fat !!!

So? Fat guys don't have laps?

Synord:


Bro , I was one of the other guys in the car !!!

In that case sorry for calling it a lie. So why didn't the girl sit on his her boyfriend's laps? That is confusing.

thesicilian:
So? Fat guys don't have laps?

Go read the story bro..

6 guys and one girl..

I still don't know why they didn't board another taxi tho or he didn't lap her in the front cos only him sef don occupy front seat..Biggie sha ..

but why them do am.like that no concern me ...I sha know lapping cause fight

A correct guy won't see it as anything.

BoosBae:
So because he's fat, he couldn't lap his girlfriend? What happened to staying at the back and lapping his girlfriend, while two or three other guys manage the front seat instead?

Op sorry o, but this your story no get head. To think you put this on Twitter ?? Chaiiii You see your life?

6 guys behind? Na so una dry reach? So 8 people board one cab in your village Op? Are you a Northerner? Lol. Even the northerners don't pack themselves like this in a cab, at least some stay in the boot and driver's seat.

Nawa wetin we no go see for Nairaland. Op I shake my head for you

Na here is the full gist...We were heading to a birthday party... Like I said , I no why he no gree lap him babe..Probably because we were in a rush...And the Boyfriend was ready to foot the transport bill ..


plus we all had to be there early..Gf was in charge of refreshments, I was performing and the oda guys all had one thing to do....

lol , we were 6 guys and one girl ....And 4 at the back with the girl and two in front... so


So if u like believe ,if u like no believe , na you know !!!

Synord:



Na here is the full gist...We were heading to a birthday party... Like I said , I no why he no gree lap him babe..Probably because we were in a rush...And the Boyfriend was ready to foot the transport bill ..


plus we all had to be there early..Gf was in charge of refreshments, I was performing and the oda guys all had one thing to do....

lol , we were 6 guys and one girl ....And 4 at the back with the girl and two in front... so


So if u like believe ,if u like no believe , na you know !!!

7 guys don turn 6 now now, 1 for front don turn 2 for front? No be only you guys were in a rush, na in a rush hour.

Abeg make we hear better thing.

Who get better story wey get head? Abeg share make I see road, no be this cocck and bull wen dey here

BoosBae:
7 guys don turn 6 now now, 1 for front don turn 2 for front? No be only you guys were in a rush, na in a rush hour.

Abeg make we hear better thing.

Who get better story wey get head? Abeg share make I see road, no be this cocck and bull wen dey here

I get Berra story jare!!!!!
Last night I ate beans n I started blessing my room occupants with nice wet,AK47 sounding, boxer rippling, strawberry scented,all purpose insect killing,long duration FARTS!!!!!!! All roaches in my room screamed ' wtf is wrong with dis guy's gastronomy' while scurrying for d door! N no single mosquito disturbed me dat night!
Dis morning I woke up to a carpetful of dried ,very dead mosquitoes n parboiled roaches with 'ABEG EPP ME' expressions on dia faces!!!!!!
Cc skylowlow
Curiositymaster

Lol..

I knew this will get here ; D ...
It's true though.... Heard about it in school too

Lol..

I knew this will get here ; D ...
It's true though.... Heard about it in school too

Lol..

I knew this will get here ; D ...
It's true though.... Heard about it in school too

luminouz:

I get Berra story jare!!!!!
Last night I ate beans n I started blessing my room occupants with nice wet,AK47 sounding, boxer rippling, strawberry scented,all purpose insect killing,long duration FARTS!!!!!!! All roaches in my room screamed ' wtf is wrong with dis guy's gastronomy' while scurrying for d door! N no single mosquito disturbed me dat night!
Dis morning I woke up to a carpetful of dried ,very dead mosquitoes n parboiled roaches with 'ABEG EPP ME' expressions on dia faces!!!!!!
Cc skylowlow
Curiositymaster

Make I laff? Kikikikikikikikiki

Walahi, your mumu go sell pass Mr IBU own

BoosBae:
Make I laff? Kikikikikikikikiki

Walahi, your mumu go sell pass Mr IBU own

Lmaooooo! At least I made u laf!!

BoosBae:
7 guys don turn 6 now now, 1 for front don turn 2 for front? No be only you guys were in a rush, na in a rush hour.

Abeg make we hear better thing.

Who get better story wey get head? Abeg share make I see road, no be this cocck and bull wen dey here

mistake ...6,guys ...Probably made the mistake when I was trying to Bring the hot gist to the table..

Again.. u can choose to believe or not... na u know !!!

Lol

This is the kinda husband some women wish to have. The Bobo dey active.
30 billion gallon of sperm for the account eh

Lie or no lie, the story make sense