Wassupppp guys.. Its a boring ass sunday.. Errrm for me shaaa dunno bout yall,

so it was trending on twitter lastnight

share those funny experiences while growing up in Naija


* if you swallow udara seed or orange it will grow from your stomach and come out from your head lol

*every sausage roll was gala every noodles was indomie

*mum: (after eating) pls get me water
child: drinking?
Mum: no bathing idiot

* if your food fall on the floor, devil don eat am

* If you did no lowkey get laid during mama and papa play..go back and grow again

lol come and share yours guys

I'm here to laugh my ass out

Growing up in a Nigerian home

Mummy do you know where my pencil is?


Can't you see? It's on my head, come and take it

lovelygurl:
Growing up in a Nigerian home
Mummy do you know where my pencil is?

Can't you see? It is on my head, come and take it

haha too true
mum am hungry
mum: coman eat me

stiflerdrug:
Wassupppp guys.. Its a boring ass sunday.. Errrm for me shaaa dunno bout yall,

so it was trending on twitter lastnight

share those funny experiences while growing up in Naija


* if you swallow udara seed or orange it will grow from your stomach and come out from your head lol

*every sausage roll was gala every noodles was indomie

*mum: (after eating) pls get me water
child: drinking?
Mum: no bathing idiot

* if your food fall on the floor, devil don eat am

* If you did no lowkey get laid during mama and papa play..go back and grow again

lol come and share yours guys

Lol, if you touch a girl, she'll get pregnant

Alondrah:
I'm here to laugh my ass out

which one will you now use

stiflerdrug:


which one will you now use

Lala will give me small out of her bountiful.

lovelygurl:
Growing up in a Nigerian home
Mummy do you know where my pencil is?

Can't you see? It's on my head, come and take it

continue laugh your ass i dey watch

One uncle and aunty like that will come and visit you


Aunty: Ehn ehn ehn, that child of yesterday. She has grown oooo. Do you still remember me?

Me: No ma

Mummy: Ah see this children ooo. She was the one that carried you when you were 3 MONTHS OLD. This children, they don't know anything ni sha

Mum: if i hear fin, youll hear wheeem
me:

Alondrah:
Lala will give me small out of her bountiful.

hahahahaha bumbae1 come ohh

lovelygurl:
Growing up in a Nigerian home
Mummy do you know where my pencil is?

Can't you see? It's on my head, come and take it

hahahahah mummy and their annoying reply,I hate that kin answer!!!

comradespade:



Lol, if you touch a girl, she'll get pregnant

hahahaha

didnt grow up in naija

stiflerdrug:


haha too true

mum am hungry

mum: coman eat me

Hehehehe

Just when I thought Yoruba mothers are the only ones who don't give direct answers

...

*Every toothpaste was a McClean...
*There was nothing like penalty but penarity
*No gallas hairstyle but agbako and two step
*Mum will be chewing that thing you don't know then you ask out of curiosity...

Me: Mum what are you eating? Give me.
Mum: My eyes, remove yours too and eat

Alondrah:
Hehehehe

Just when I thought Yoruba mothers are the only ones who don't give direct answers

lols its everywer oh

Martin124:
hahahahah mummy and their annoying reply,I hate that kin answer!!!

Same here . That thing makes my blood boils ehn

Alondrah:
Lala will give me small out of her bountiful.

Sweeri

As the last child youll have to do almost all the chorez and still get lil portion of food

When your mum twist your ear chai
Can feel my earlobe burning ...

Or when she gives the look in public that look , the wan that makes you instantly start doing this below

stiflerdrug:
As the last child youll have to do almost all the chorez and still get lil portion of food

Or when they start laughing before they flog you senseless

Lol confusing you .. dunno whether to cry or laugh as they holding cain

Bumbae1:

Sweeri

Hi

You are here, happy Sunday.

Bumbae1:



Or when they start laughing before they flog you senseless

Lol confusing you .. dunno whether to cry or laugh as they holding cain

hahahaha been there too many times

stiflerdrug:


hahahaha been there too many times

Men
Lol
It's like mum please Im sorry ( she laughs) you think oh all good
N then the cain rains down on u good memories o .. as I no hear word

Alondrah:
Hi

You are here, happy Sunday.

Ya just logged in few minutes ago ..
i be angel I'm everywhere
Happy sunday too

How your mum looks at you when your neighbor offers you food and she already warned you not to take food from anyone

Bumbae1:

Men
Lol
It's like mum please Im sorry ( she laughs) you think oh all good
N then the cain rains down on u good memories o .. as I no hear word

lols ahswear.. Na she go come tel you sorry later later

lovelygurl:


Same here . That thing makes my blood boils ehn

abi,the thin nor be small one oo

Bumbae1:



Or when they start laughing before they flog you senseless

Lol confusing you .. dunno whether to cry or laugh as they holding cain

me no knw 4 my mama,she too dey disgrace me for public. 4 road she go be like 'john,na girl nyash u dey look?'