SmartChoices:

Not all. But yours sincerely with the maid of honour... just for the fun of it.
And a murderess created forthwith.

Hahaha. I see. Well, I trust Lioness wouldn't betray me like that, at least not without inviting me to come watch A cheating spouse though? That would definitely send me over the edge. I don't even wanna imagine it. I trust only the faithful will come my way henceforth. Geez, I need a break before I get a German cut & turn into a lady lover

Smellymouth:

Don't feign ignorance. You know exactly what I talking about..
I think I like your online persona. But does your online persona match up to the real you?

I’ve seen both cases: people who are exactly how they are online, offline… and people who seem to have different personalities entirely.

I have tried but couldn't picture your face inside my head..

Well, not to toot my own horn, but I'm very charismatic lol. Honestly, once I turn on the charm & flash thy crooked grin, it's game over

ZarZar:


Well, not to toot my own horn, but I'm very charismatic lol. Honestly, once I turn on the charm & flash thy crooked grin, it's game over

Being charistmatic involves paying careful attention to how you interact with other people.. I believe you have that trait..

Are you staring at your phone and cracking a devilish grin?

ZarZar:



I'll invite you to the wedding as my maid of honour
Wow, how long were they married & what led to the breakdown ? Marriages these days, they leave nothing to be desired. I think it's safe to just stay away altogether to avoid being a statistic. It's really not worth it going by how people are quick to get in & out of it. My friend is also married, they're not divorcing just yet though, but she keeps telling me about how bored she is in the marriage. Uti that closeness is no longer there. Right now she's cheating with a guy from Zim lol. Before it was with another guy from her home town. The husband found out about that one & I was surprised when I got a call one evening from him, telling me he was disappointed in me for keeping a secret about his wife's affair. Like dude, for real? You blaming me? Haaaa! Well, she's at it again!

Lol sure.


They've been married for almost 5 years now . The guy lectures at UJ and I guess he thought it would be nice to revisit his students days and started sleeping with one of his students there and my friend got suspicious but found nothing until she raised her concerns to him and he denied it but caba u brothers broke up with this girl and she is young ke and reported him for sexual harassment to make him pay for the break up...but it was proven to be an affair so he is on suspension. My friend applied for divorce and ke i knew it coz that would hates embarrassment and being victimized and I'm suprised esithi it happened before and she let it go but not this it will never stop moss. And now the whole thing is in court and the fights about assets and custody fu*^k it's depressing and the guy is just making it worse now adding violence into the mix and disobeying the restraining order. Not to mention stalking and he is stupid he was drunk Saturday and entered their home even though he doesn't live there anymore just to destroy her car lol. Don't know what he was thinking coz they live in an estate obviously the camera picked him up entering and exiting. Psycho wannabe



Eish ja many marriages are dying quickly. Lol why cheat and not divorce? .hahahahaha you are the friend uzofela ismoko lol.

Smellymouth:


Being charistmatic involves paying careful attention to how you interact with other people.. I believe you have that trait..

Are you staring at your phone and cracking a devilish grin?

Something like that, but I don't really pay attention to it per se, it's just something that flows naturally. Lol @ devilish grin. I was

Lionessza:








Lol sure.


They've been married for almost 5 years now . The guy lectures at UJ and I guess he thought it would be nice to revisit his students days and started sleeping with one of his students there and my friend got suspicious but found nothing until she raised her concerns to him and he denied it but caba u brothers broke up with this girl and she is young ke and reported him for sexual harassment to make him pay for the break up...but it was proven to be an affair so he is on suspension. My friend applied for divorce and ke i knew it coz that would hates embarrassment and being victimized and I'm suprised esithi it happened before and she let it go but not this it will never stop moss. And now the whole thing is in court and the fights about assets and custody fu*^k it's depressing and the guy is just making it worse now adding violence into the mix and disobeying the restraining order. Not to mention stalking and he is stupid he was drunk Saturday and entered their home even though he doesn't live there anymore just to destroy her car lol. Don't know what he was thinking coz they live in an estate obviously the camera picked him up entering and exiting. Psycho wannabe



Eish ja many marriages are dying quickly. Lol why cheat and not divorce? .hahahahaha you are the friend uzofela ismoko lol.

WOW. I'm speechless. She should be very careful wena Most women go missing over stuff like this. As a person that also watches ID, I'm sure you know. Imagine a whole person gone & all they find is a fingernail When I hear divorce stories I always fear the worst. Shame I hope she gets through it unharmed. What a crazy mofo!

ZarZar:


Something like that, but I don't really pay attention to it per se, it's just something that flows naturally. Lol @ devilish grin. I was

You are a natural. Lol. I have noticed it.I also don't believe you are a make up enthusiast..

C'mon.. what does Zar look like?

And stopping grinning devilishly..

ZarZar:


WOW. I'm speechless. She should be very careful wena Most women go missing over stuff like this. As a person that also watches ID, I'm sure you know. Imagine a whole person gone & all they find is a fingernail When I hear divorce stories I always fear the worst. Shame I hope she gets through it unharmed. What a crazy mofo!

The SA law is a bit too unfavorable towards the men in matters like this...

Smellymouth:


You are a natural. Lol. I have noticed it.I also don't believe you are a make up enthusiast..

C'mon.. what does Zar look like?

And stopping grinning devilishly..

Wow, you guys are on the roll today! Yes, I'm not a make-up fan. I'm also not good at it but I try my best with the little I can handle It just feels heavy on my skin. I don't feel free when I have it on. So I tend to do only the brows (horribly most of the time) & the eyes to a lesser extent because my eyes are sensitive to all the powders, etc. I like to be pretty though, I just don't do well with stuff on my face. I'm not a very girly girl lol. But thank God I don't need a whole lot of things to make me look half-decent. I got very good skin so that works to my advantage, I guess.

martyns303:


The SA law is a bit too unfavorable towards the men in matters like this...

Yeah, perhaps because the men tend to be naturally violent. I'm sure you don't need me to convince you of that Hence some South African women end up being violent themselves because they get tired of the beatings & fight back. South African women can strap like a dude lol

ZarZar:


WOW. I'm speechless. She should be very careful wena Most women go missing over stuff like this. As a person that also watches ID, I'm sure you know. Imagine a whole person gone & all they find is a fingernail When I hear divorce stories I always fear the worst. Shame I hope she gets through it unharmed. What a crazy mofo!

Yeah I know and I told her to watch her back .Atleast her brother and cousin are living with her for now. Yeah divorces hardly end in peace , and it's f*c* terrifying to think about it .

Lionessza:






Yeah I know and I told her to watch her back .Atleast her brother and cousin are living with her for now. Yeah divorces hardly end in peace , and it's f*c* terrifying to think about it .

Yho! Very scary indeed. Nibe-safe, sanaz. It's tough out there. Guys ain't smiling.

ZarZar:


Wow, you guys are on the roll today! Yes, I'm not a make-up fan. I'm also not good at it but I try my best with the little I can handle It just feels heavy on my skin. I don't feel free when I have it on. So I tend to do only the brows (horribly most of the time) & the eyes to a lesser extent because my eyes are sensitive to all the powders, etc. I like to be pretty though, I just don't do well with stuff on my face. I'm not a very girly girl lol. But thank God I don't need a whole lot of things to make me look half-decent. I got very good skin so that works to my advantage, I guess.

nawa o,please reveal de picture for here Abeg

RealHaute:


You want 11 big diccks?

Yeah i do.

Jayceon:
nawa o,please reveal de picture for here Abeg

LMAO, Jace! Now you be Naija boy? Wonders shall never end. Stop smoking that your nyaope abeg.

ZarZar:


Yho! Very scary indeed. Nibe-safe, sanaz. It's tough out there. Guys ain't smiling.

Lol @guys ain't smiling and tu sana. I just wonder why umntu messes up but refuses to face the repercussions

Lionessza:





Lol @guys ain't smiling and tu sana. I just wonder why umntu messes up but refuses to face the repercussions

If not ego, what else could it be, mntase? Smh.

ZarZar:


Wow, you guys are on the roll today! Yes, I'm not a make-up fan. I'm also not good at it but I try my best with the little I can handle It just feels heavy on my skin. I don't feel free when I have it on. So I tend to do only the brows (horribly most of the time) & the eyes to a lesser extent because my eyes are sensitive to all the powders, etc. I like to be pretty though, I just don't do well with stuff on my face. I'm not a very girly girl lol. But thank God I don't need a whole lot of things to make me look half-decent. I got very good skin so that works to my advantage, I guess.

Most South African women have amazing skin.

I used to have a talent for mental imagery. Right now, I am trying to form a mental picture of you.

You are not too tall, I think around 5'5, always wearing a crooked smile and a wide grin, flawless skin.. What else? Lol

ZarZar:


LMAO, Jace! Now you be Naija boy? Wonders shall never end. Stop smoking that your nyaope abeg.

sometimes I be doing mumu tings,Abeg for that pic for here








Mtcheww

Smellymouth:


Most South African women have amazing skin.

I used to have a talent for mental imagery. Right now, I am trying to form a mental picture of you.

You are not too tall, I think around 5'5, always wearing a crooked smile and a wide grin, flawless skin.. What else? Lol

Lol, actually I'm shorter, 5ft nothing. I don't know how to describe myself physically so it's pointless. Let's just move on from this, I'm feeling uncomfortable

Jayceon:
sometimes I be doing mumu tings,Abeg for that pic for here








Mtcheww

Let me laugh in Pidgin: LWKMD

ZarZar:


Let me laugh in Pidgin: LWKMD

lol I no sabi ooo,nawa for you Zarzar

Abeg for meaning

ZarZar:


Lol, actually I'm shorter, 5ft nothing. I don't know how to describe myself physically so it's pointless. Let's just move on from this, I'm feeling uncomfortable

Lol..I trust my gut instinct though..

ZarZar:


Yeah, perhaps because the men tend to be naturally violent. I'm sure you don't need me to convince you of that Hence some South African women end up being violent themselves because they get tired of the beatings & fight back. South African women can strap like a dude lol

Ouch!! @ ur second statement, it's not like that o wena

Smellymouth:


You are a natural. Lol. I have noticed it.I also don't believe you are a make up enthusiast..

C'mon.. what does Zar look like?

And stopping grinning devilishly..

Lol Smellymouth is on a long thing. Zarzar will twist and turn words from here till eternity and not show you pic. I got a quick peek at her some weeks back though, pay me and I'll give you a sketch

All dem girls all be like humm disgusting but she go gladly bleep and expliot that dick full time

LePrezident:


Lol Smellymouth is on a long thing. Zarzar will twist and turn words from here till eternity and not show you pic. I got a quick peek at her some weeks back though, pay me and I'll give you a sketch

Huh?Le Prez, are you shiiting me?

What's your price bruh?

Smellymouth:




Huh?Le Prez, are you shiiting me?

What's your price bruh?

Lool, nothing expensive bro... just some Ikoyi billions will do

LePrezident:


Lool, nothing expensive bro... just some Ikoyi billions will do

Hahahhah.wait lemme grab my whistle..

Smellymouth:


Hahahhah.wait lemme grab my whistle..

Lol

ZarZar:


Hahaha. I see. Well, I trust Lioness wouldn't betray me like that, at least not without inviting me to come watch A cheating spouse though? That would definitely send me over the edge. I don't even wanna imagine it. I trust only the faithful will come my way henceforth. Geez, I need a break before I get a German cut & turn into a lady lover

Well cheats exists therein also... and revenge usually more brutal

Smellymouth:


Hahahhah.wait lemme grab my whistle..

I can be your surrogate whistle blower