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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Oracle16(m): 11:07am On Oct 21, 2017
Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler


Good one. Thanks for this reply. At least we still have reasonable adults on Nairaland.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Basfaq(m): 11:08am On Oct 21, 2017
DeadRat:
Please What Does Condom smell Like embarassed
buy one and sniff. grin
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by lenghtinny(m): 11:08am On Oct 21, 2017
sagerasaq:
Na wa for dis guy ooo.. U c toto u dy smell for condom. Ma babe don go bang anoda guy come my place Lyk 20mins later I bang her on top. I noticed but I no talk since na banging tinx I dy into....
Gals of nowadays are for banging...
U bang, bang, bang and bang.
Gals are bitches now am heartless I even bang dem and not give dem food and transport fair again...
All of dem dy mad.
This n*gga right here is my twin...
This bish I'm screwing is into badoo parole running inter state business but for her small mind, she thinks I don't know..
Ever since I found out, I didn't sweat it but promised myself never to let my dime enter her pocket anymore. All I do is bang her anytime I want and feign ignorance while her clients continues to pay her bills... Na her body count dey go up cheesy...
Bish asked me why I suddenly started using protection recently. She said it made her feel like a hooker.
But that's exactly what she is lol...

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Basfaq(m): 11:10am On Oct 21, 2017
FreeSpirited:
Smelling a condom is not a confirmatory proof. Your sense of smell could have misled u. You were too hasty to jump into conclusion
but silent means yes. Read again. undecided
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by iammaKING(m): 11:10am On Oct 21, 2017
FreeSpirited:
Smelling a condom is not a confirmatory proof. Your sense of smell could have misled u. You were too hasty to jump into conclusion

Thought i was the only one thinking like this too oo.

Op,you were just too hasty to jump into conclusion...Acted like you'd have something in mind against her before now...
All the same, HAPPY SINGLEHOOD bro...welcome to our club cheesy cheesy
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by MhizzAJ(f): 11:10am On Oct 21, 2017
Mightyraw:

This one definitely a virgin ,
Excuse me ma'am

I think i know you from high school wink

Really
What school did u attend
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by SailorXY: 11:11am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Ok, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't Bleep with soldiers.
Shut up already

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Faithscharms2(f): 11:11am On Oct 21, 2017
koife:

Stop being a scumbag and bringing disrepute to NDA. I could track you going by that date you arrived home following your pass and get to know how many were given pass on same date and you'll buy job for direspecting a female civilian because of your unprofessional ways. Don't let me get to afaka before you return, shut this thread down now! That's an order!

Mtcheeew woman wrapper..go and sit down joor,that's an order Kor..na for young boys u sabi flex your muscle,go to sambisa and give gboko Haram orders for raping and killing women,shame on you oga,it is your type of men that I have no pity towards and I treat them anyhow cos you get carried away by our puss.y and forget you are masculine. Leave the young man alone and mind your business,this your showing of yourself won't make any woman admire you. We find men like you disgusting. undecided
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by itsmeurLady(f): 11:11am On Oct 21, 2017
UfuomaUN:


Do I really need to dignify you with a response You're just a monkey in a uniform; one of the many reasons our military has been reduced to a laughing stock.

Don't mind the animal, dats how they go Bragging like illiterates, guess he's power intoxicated. Anywayz u are My namesake kiss kiss

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by kcchukwu1(m): 11:12am On Oct 21, 2017
hmm
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Bambela(m): 11:12am On Oct 21, 2017
sniffer, I will call you each time am confused about the smell of my babe's hole.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by samsam2019: 11:13am On Oct 21, 2017
How soldier, den don bomb and boko haram her poorer for you grin grin grin
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by mentorandfriend(m): 11:13am On Oct 21, 2017
God just saved her from a future wife beater who is quick to use physical force when angry. I don't think she'll ever fully understand what God has done for her.

Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by bayulll011(m): 11:14am On Oct 21, 2017
Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler

The guy wrong to lay he's hand on her.
In a sane society he will loose his job.

And don't sound as if u are upright any man will do what he did expecially when u re in love and such betrayer from a woman.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nmanuanu(f): 11:14am On Oct 21, 2017
haywire07:
That's why I prefer to flirt . No strings
DEMON ALERT!!! NOTE THIS HANDLE OH!!!!
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Magnifico2000: 11:14am On Oct 21, 2017
You should ab shot her with your gun.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by delishpot: 11:14am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.


Did you ever sleep with another girl while you were dating her? If yes... You deserve each other. Go back and beg her to take you back. Dogs deserve to marry dogs. If no then send her another message not to near your door or call you, she needs to hang out with her fellow male dogs and you clearly ain't one. As for beating her up.... We need to organise someone to slap you back too. She ain't your wife even if she was, she isn't your property, heck even her parents don't own her.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by ameh99: 11:14am On Oct 21, 2017
DeadRat:
Please What Does Condom smell Like embarassed


Go buy one and smell it and then report back on this thread about your findings grin grin grin
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Kachy1605(m): 11:15am On Oct 21, 2017
OP sorry for your lost, some women are like that while some are Angels on earth. Almost all human has pass through or will pass through it. Pls never you lay your hand on a woman it may destroy your career or even your life, Am a witness of what am saying here. One love brother welcome to broken hearted Klub 147.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by itsmeurLady(f): 11:15am On Oct 21, 2017
Faithscharms2:


Mtcheeew woman wrapper..go and sit down joor,that's an order Kor..na for young boys u sabi flex your muscle,go to sambisa and give gboko Haram orders for raping and killing women,shame on you oga,it is your type of men that I have no pity towards and I treat them anyhow cos you get carried away by our puss.y and forget you are masculine. Leave the young man alone and mind your business,this your showing of yourself won't make any woman admire you. We find men like you disgusting. undecided

Wat did he do wrong na He is only telling the OP to bring down the thread which is the right thing to do, y u insulting him?

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by haykes(m): 11:15am On Oct 21, 2017
Hahahahahahaha but i like op u can smell
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 11:16am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:


Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.

seun, is that what NL stands for today? illiteracy, domestic violence and thuggery?

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by ashawopikin(m): 11:16am On Oct 21, 2017
MhizzAJ:
You lie

Most men too are evil

There are bad people and there are good people

Does condom have a particular smell?

Look before you leap.

na dem

Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by 3kay945(m): 11:16am On Oct 21, 2017
oglalasioux:
Is the girl evil? NO!

We humans are the hypocrites.

We treat sex as if it's a temple. We equate it with how friendship should be. Well, no human being is ever going to have only one sexual partner forever. We either grow up or continue to hurt and kill ourselves over nonsense.

We are all polygamous in nature. Live with it!

Your words made me thinking cos I like thinking out of the box too!
Cheers

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by mentorandfriend(m): 11:17am On Oct 21, 2017
Sterope:
She is one lucky woman



I tell you.

By the way, I could take this issue up with the op if I choose. Such unprofessional act.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by itsmeurLady(f): 11:17am On Oct 21, 2017
koife:

Stop being a scumbag and bringing disrepute to NDA. I could track you going by that date you arrived home following your pass and get to know how many were given pass on same date and you'll buy job for direspecting a female civilian because of your unprofessional ways. Don't let me get to afaka before you return, shut this thread down now! That's an order!

Aww...if they could all be like you kiss kiss

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Amberon11: 11:17am On Oct 21, 2017
chop knuckle
Flashh:
I don't need to say much. She's a girlfriend not a wife and you threatened to shoot her because she cheated on you, when you haven't gotten married to her? See this Idiot.

Even if you are both legally married, you don't have the guts to go too far if you have the fear of God in you.

What you did was nothing to write home about.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Basfaq(m): 11:17am On Oct 21, 2017
MhizzAJ:
You lie

Most men too are evil

There are bad people and there are good people

Does condom have a particular smell?

Look before you leap.

maybe you've lost the sense of smelling or you're to defend the group you belong. grin lol.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Mightyraw(m): 11:18am On Oct 21, 2017
MhizzAJ:


Really
What school did u attend
Same school as you grin
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by 9ja4show: 11:18am On Oct 21, 2017
Fools in the military, u want to shoot her? Because u have gun? Idiot.... U will beat up any woman with you maybe that's why she has been sleeping around

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by mentorandfriend(m): 11:18am On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Ok, noted. As an officer Cadet, I even tried. If it were to be my coursemates, she for don murd by now, because, you don't Bleep with soldiers.

Is that what you were taught?

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by WebSurfer(m): 11:18am On Oct 21, 2017
This happened to me before

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