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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by efficiencie(m): 1:26pm On Oct 21, 2017
Dude that you can detect the scent of condom from a lady wearing undies that could have altered the scent from that area is enough proof that you sef no holy. Secondly, if you want a wife why would you go for a lady that has tasted all and sundry! A lady that has tasted all and sundry will keep tasting all and sundry even after marriage or in the least be heavily tempted to...na una sey una no like virgin, tear rubber no good enough na latrine una like! And ofcourse, if you must have a virgin for a wife you must let the future wives of other men remain virgins as well and zip up...but bro, threatening to shoot, slapping her that smacks of the attitude of a barbarian...the girl was probably lucky to escape your murderous tendencies...

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by DonBobes(m): 1:33pm On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
Please guys, trust no girl wholeheartedly oo. Trust any girl at your own peril, if you fail to heed my warning.

A girl I have been keeping for almost 2 years - with the hope of marrying her once I pass out from here in NDA - just disappointed me, thereby shattering me to pieces. Right now, am in pains.

I was given 3 days pass to enable me attend an important event at home. Before the permission, my supposed babe have been disturbing on how badly she needed to be sexed, and how distance has been a barrier to that effect. I kept telling her to hold her chill, that am gonna be back soon. Although I had heard annoying stuffs about my babe - now an Ex, on how she was frolicking with different guys in my absence, but I was not deterred; simply because, I didn't believe in hearsays.

Yesterday, she called and sent me sweet text messages as she normally do. I asked her to come over to my house around 4PM which she reluctantly obliged. But the way she sounded over the phone made it clear that she never wished to see me any time soon, maybe due to her schedules with other stuffs.

However, I pondered how my babe who has been disturbing and informing me on how 'conjirized' she is suddenly feel not too excited coming to see me dispite being aware that I came home on Tuesday(17th) night.

Time ticked to 4pm yesterday, I didn't see her. I exercised patience till 5pm before I gave her call, but she didn't pick. I called for the second time but no picking again. I decided to hold dowm my anger and not to call her again for the day. Around 15mins to 6pm, she called back saying that her phone was on silent. I ask why, and she told me she would explain when she reached my home that she was running short of airtime.

Finally, she came and apologized after explanation of what led to her phone being on silent. I asked her never to worry that am not holding anything against her, that she should be free.

However, situation changed the moment I tried making love with her as she undressed. Down her private part, I perceived the 'SCENT of CONDOM', and that was it. I enquired why she smells of condom there, but she couldn't give me coherent and articulate answer.

Being furious, I slapped and pushed her out of my compound.

Today in the afternoon, I sent her final warning to stay clear from me or I will shoot her skull to pieces.

Finally, guys be weary of whom you date. Most ladies out there are evil.

M quoting u to draw ur attention!

Many years back i was in ur shoes many many years back when i was in NDA like.
My advice send her away. Beta a broken relationship dan a broken marriage.
U r in d military n u will b posted to places while ur wife stay put. Den u r doomed. In ur absence her kpekus will b well damaged properly by good kpekus damagers(ACA JARGONS).
In ur absence Na destruction to her KPEKUS.
Run for ur life Please.
I let my stupid girl too wen i was hanging ur bars back den and i met oluwacypris1 now we don go far. Met her as ....... Let me not finish. But please look for a better wife material. Not all girls abi ladies are #bishes.
but u did wrong to have beat ur ex girl. Very wrong.
Back den i will damage the girl's KPEKUS properly and send her out.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by blarkraimez: 1:33pm On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
She couldn't alter a coherent speech. She could not say something meaningful enough. I just got infuriated and slapped her mercilessly, and bundled her out of my compound.
Slapped her mercilessly?.......am happy the girl has some good place to go after leaving your house.... your slapping prowess is the reason she needs to sleep around...mind you, the guy that used the condom on her doesn't slap.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by dowjones(m): 1:35pm On Oct 21, 2017
babtaima:
Another one has learned from his mistakes lol..

Why give a bxxxh your heart when she'll rather have a purse? - Lil Wayne.
Always have options so when she flops, you NEXT her and focus more energy on your other options (girls).. There's no such thing as soul mate or other half.. humans are natural selfish.. people even do good and give to the needy because it makes them feel better... So be confident, have other options and don't rush to get married yet..

There's an exception though.. We call them givers.. they're rare, a giver is any female that commits to a relationship 100%.. every guy wants a giver as a wife.. Don't be deceived about this feminist rants.
1) Men's purpose in life is not women. It is something else. Find it, do it. Women are the distraction, preferably a pleasant one.

2) Women's purpose in life is to find a good man and procreate, have a family. Her career/job is just a distraction from that purpose.

Because we got these two all mixed up, we find a lot of problems between men and women nowadays. We have men who make their relationship their life purpose (like me about a 1 year ago) and it never ends up well and we have women who wanna make a career and think that is going to make them happy. It doesn't, neither side. We need to get back to the basics.

A good relationship, if you ask me about it? A man following his life purpose everyday, with passion + a woman that has her own interests, but does not confuse their importancy and is there to support her man.



Anyone need quality dating advice can pm me, I'm willing to help anyone. Peace!

Jesus. One of the smartest posts in a while on this dead forum.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by temmytanny(m): 1:37pm On Oct 21, 2017
MhizzAJ:
You lie

Most men too are evil

There are bad people and there are good people

Does condom have a particular smell?

Look before you leap.

Yes, condoms smell and some in particular have scents
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by UfuomaUN(m): 1:39pm On Oct 21, 2017
dokiOloye:
If dem see malnourished boko boys now,dem go do tactical maneuver,run enter Cameroon.

grin grin

tactical maneuver! Big grammar for cowardice

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by UfuomaUN(m): 1:39pm On Oct 21, 2017
itsmeurLady:


Don't mind the animal, dats how they go Bragging like illiterates, guess he's power intoxicated. Anywayz u are My namesake kiss kiss

That our lovely name ufuoma kiss

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by soderican(m): 1:42pm On Oct 21, 2017
Rugged!
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by AkupeMBANO(m): 1:43pm On Oct 21, 2017
lovethchioma:
You're very immature Op.. Why must you slap her? Look at how he is saying it with all confidence. I don't understand what breed of guys we have these days.
Couldn't you just have walked her outta your house?
who is this one?
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Bowwow11(m): 1:44pm On Oct 21, 2017
my guy u av said it all already never u trust a woman wholeheartedly if u do is at your own peril the bitch ain't for u. bro move on wt ur life!!!
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by AkupeMBANO(m): 1:45pm On Oct 21, 2017
loluadebayo:
You're just a weakling. You're trying to justify battering a woman and saying your colleagues would have done worse. You deserved to be castrated for that. It's not a religion thing but why would you slap a woman. The alleged cheating isn't enough reason sef. you claim to be in NDA and you're still more senile that ordinary people out here
your type will even shoot the lady sef. coming here to claim One thing. please Gerout!
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by UfuomaUN(m): 1:46pm On Oct 21, 2017
Mavelshee:



All this cyber warriors....easy abeg.....u fit talk this tin for em front.....

2wrongs won't make a right

I'm not an E-warrior but these people need to be reminded that they are employees of the Nigerian state not super-human or Inhuman invaders from a superior race. They always talk like they're on another step of the evolutionary ladder. Common NDA cadet dey make noise. wettin US army or Soviet Red army World War 2veteran wan come talk? Even if I'm shouting from behind a keyboard, I'll shout as loud as I can knowing I'm right. Actual problems the army need to solve haven't been solved. Na to dey shout bloody civilian and flog students and matured adults Dem sabi

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by jonadaft: 1:46pm On Oct 21, 2017
luminouz:

Jail Hahahahhaha.....
Ehya......do u have d balls to tell him this? Fave to face? Eh?? Chukwudi....
Mumu
You can't because he's a cadet Abi? Lol
Your stupidity is epic

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Nobody: 1:59pm On Oct 21, 2017
zzzzy:
"she for don murd by now" that's what he said, hr didn't talk about guns
please read properly before replying....go back to the liar’s post and read clearly
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Peterosky(m): 1:59pm On Oct 21, 2017
Op, I actually empathize with you on this very ugly and unfortunate act of your supposed fiance. This is because I know how painful it is to catch your babe cheating on you. But i can assure you that slapping her was totally not necessary. You need to work on your anger. It can lead you problems. Please take heart.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Praktikals(m): 2:04pm On Oct 21, 2017
Sterope:
Actually, what she did is very wrong but it does not excuse his behavior. He could have walked away and broken things up A relationship does not mean give one the permission to assault the other.



Women don't cease to amaze me. Let me gist you what is happening right now. someone from my village got permission from her husband to visit me together with her children. She dropped the children at my place and went to her boyfriend s place to 'grease her engine'. Can you imagine that? If the husband finds out and throws her out, will the boyfriend take her in?
I confronted her and she confessed that its because her husband is too old. After God, I fear women.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by somehow: 2:05pm On Oct 21, 2017
Do you lie?
Do you cheat?
Gossip?
Keep malice?
Swear?
Look down on people or do any other kind of sin? Then you self haven't met Jesus.
jashar:
1. You hit a woman. undecided

2. You engage in premarital sex. undecided

3. Have you met Jesus? He loves you and desires that you live a life above your banal instincts.

4. Call upon his name today and be saved.

5. May you find the path of life that gives real peace and love.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by babtaima(m): 2:07pm On Oct 21, 2017
koife:

Stop being a scumbag and bringing disrepute to NDA. I could track you going by that date you arrived home following your pass and get to know how many were given pass on same date and you'll buy job for direspecting a female civilian because of your unprofessional ways. Don't let me get to afaka before you return, shut this thread down now! That's an order!
Dude swerve..
.. don't bring your useless army thrash online.. no one cares.. worse, you can't even handle a hand to hand combat with me.. dude got his heart broken you should sympathize.. she disrespected him and deserve what she got.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by uvalued(m): 2:11pm On Oct 21, 2017
babtaima:
Another one has learned from his mistakes lol..


1) Men's purpose in life is not women. It is something else. Find it, do it. Women are the distraction, preferably a pleasant one.

2) Women's purpose in life is to find a good man and procreate, have a family. Her career/job is just a distraction from that purpose.


Because we got these two all mixed up, we find a lot of problems between men and women nowadays. We have men who make their relationship their life purpose (like me about a 1 year ago) and it never ends up well and we have women who wanna make a career and think that is going to make them happy. It doesn't, neither side. We need to get back to the basics.

A good relationship, if you ask me about it? A man following his life purpose everyday, with passion + a woman that has her own interests, but does not confuse their importancy and is there to support her man.



Anyone need quality dating advice can pm me, I'm willing to help anyone. Peace!
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by rosalieene(f): 2:12pm On Oct 21, 2017
lol so condom get scent grin
I am just hearing that for the first time grin
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Sirme411(m): 2:17pm On Oct 21, 2017
FreeSpirited:
Smelling a condom is not a confirmatory proof. Your sense of smell could have misled u. You were too hasty to jump into conclusion


é ří won Áwon Alobosi.com

Dey will see the Truth They will be saying Rubbish
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by rosalieene(f): 2:17pm On Oct 21, 2017
Davindal:
She couldn't alter a coherent speech. She could not say something meaningful enough. I just got infuriated and slapped her mercilessly, and bundled her out of my compound.

lol so you were just practicing what you learnt in NDA on her body.

Just sha hope you didn't injure her.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by royalamour(m): 2:19pm On Oct 21, 2017
Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler

Congratulations! You just watered the ground for wh0res.

But you think it's OK if the reverse was the case?
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by TeeLawrnz: 2:22pm On Oct 21, 2017
She's definitely evil... despite knowing that you are around for just 3 days.... She still couldn't hold her chill.... sorry bro
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by whizcartel(m): 2:23pm On Oct 21, 2017
Get u
Bleep outta here... Oshi. You dey slap woman because you smell condom for her elele. Bros you be weakling. Na all this one go see real gbege dem go tear race.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by niyot124: 2:37pm On Oct 21, 2017
AlexCk:



Ma'am??,
Got ur msg, couldn't mail back.


Same here. Just wanna take a good look at you, just curious
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by niyot124: 2:37pm On Oct 21, 2017
AlexCk:



Ma'am??,
Got ur msg, couldn't mail back.


I saw one of your posts and that got me curious...
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by BethRhema(m): 2:37pm On Oct 21, 2017
I was enjoying your argument, until I got to the place where you said you slapped her, for the umpteenth time, you have no right to slap lady you aren't married to, even if you have married her, no right have been given you to do that. I congratulate the girl... go and marry your fellow soldiers so you can kill yourselves.

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Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by TheEminentLaity: 2:44pm On Oct 21, 2017
he is one of those mannerless nigerian soldiers that derive joy in abusing unarmed civilians, he would have even shot her undecided undecided Hope they post him to Sambisa after he graduates so he would slap Shekau and Boko Haram with his muscles. Amen smiley cc davindal
ev4real:

You have no right to slap any female personality. It doesn't make sense. You could have gotten your answer without slapping her. Learn to control your anger going forward. Sorry for the heart break.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Habbatically: 2:46pm On Oct 21, 2017
Adaumunocha:
This Topic tire me... The op done chop insults well.
Nairaland guys aren't in support of what he did. The op is a coward.

E no get sense.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Habbatically: 2:49pm On Oct 21, 2017
rosalieene:
lol so condom get scent grin

I am just hearing that for the first time grin
Don't tell us they haven't used condoms on you.
Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by Habbatically: 2:52pm On Oct 21, 2017
dowjones:


Jesus. One of the smartest posts in a while on this dead forum.
Dead forum. grin

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