edimolu2:


Four lines again? Are you tired? I won't take that, i won't...fearlez i decide when to let you go! dimwitted bastard, see? Gave u a morale...oya fast fast type
Try again
TheMortician
Fearlez
Lezzlie
lezzjnr
lezznjr
Darktroll
lezz
Timelezz
UltraLeslie
TheBigBadTroll
vernomouslezz
TheDarknight
TheEnQuirer
reciprokal
Bloodonmyhands
lezzTheRipper
TheInkredible
Shroud
Nairalandheroes
Badbradley
Postman
Burningblade
Timelord
Drivebykiller
Hammerothor
Wrathofhadez
Burningblade
MDCCCXXXIII
HellraiXer
Smokesandmirror
Timelord
Djailer

How can one humanbeing own up to all this monikers, whoever takes him serious has no future ahead of him

TheUmbra:


Hahahahahah!

Little fool! Your pretence threshold is embarrassingly unreliable. Look at you betraying emotions. Bwuahahahahahaha!!!

You don't play IQ games with me. I hold far more intellect than your lineage from their primordial existence down to the present generation of which you're a living shameless flag bearer

I'll crush you like the bloody orphan you are with no one to turn to.
Bwuahahahahahaha!!!

TSOM:

KreativGenius a.k.a Supersystemsnig.

Together we'd have a 'mosquito-free' Nairaland.

TheUmbra:



Same shameless trick you tried to pull when I crushed you with my hammerofthor handle, until your pretence broke off. And not knowing I am also theumbra, you went to my post in merkysebbie's thread and start lifting my lines, like a common thief.

Of course you knew what happened next - thorough disgrace!

You never worth the first slate that heralded your pathetic educational journey!

Mumu dullard!

Randy91:







E b like say Lalas247 dey over trip 4 one BEGGAR for NL here called Deadrat


pls don't quote me ooo,my chest is paining me

TheUmbra:


Oh come off that pretence, you under-belly bio-degenerated part-bit of human existence.

Your life is a ticking clock, with plenty of do-nots!

Your organs and body tissue competes with China phones for durability. Like salty water to metal, you wear away bit by bit. Until you rust off and get hipped in the human junk yard (grave) where all your struggles and failures come to a close in your nameless coffin - EDI-MALU THE FAILURE!

Tonight's the night. I'll take you on a long torturous ride. All you have to do is stick around.

I'll teach you albeit painfully the difference between p.mann and lezz. Oh, I'm also the hammerofthur. How d'you like me now?

Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!

dayo2me:
I have observed many ladies here to be bossy and even some boast of being feminist from the tone of their posts. Many of them sound undateable, many of them are materialistic which make a lot of potential guys walk away. Lots of them with their excessive requirement scare guys away. I wonder how long it will take them to realise that marriage is beyond materials, it's about your character and wisdom that sustain marriage to a long extent. The funny part is, some after doing shakara and yanga to lots of potential guys eventually settle for less.

With all being said, make yourself available to guys, not just any.

Abi na

TheUmbra:



With special emphasis on the last paragraph, I'll say boldly that I'm a promise keeper.

I'll leave you here, you match-less, good-for-nothing sickler.

But I'll keep an eye on you, any arrogance or pretence from you portraying yourself as a warlord, will have me put you in your place, that's at the back seat of the roll which is only a replica of your academic woes - Mr JSS 2 F dunce!!!

Goodnight asshole!

Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!



#RealTimeDullard
#SerialPlagiarist
#JoblessOrphan
#RomancelandCharityCase

Blackhawk01:
*Gets her cane*

Oya, Edimolu and TheUmbra, off to bed before I open my eyes! Your next post should contain only Mama's goodnight messages, you can't be wasting your lexical prowess on shades alone. E yaff do

Divay22:

Why that
Abeg leave them let them entertain me, since nobody to ready my bed time story for me

TSOM:
Worthless offspring of a newt! It too you six hours, six long hours to formulate a reply even though you're amongst the viewing public every time I logon to check this thread.

Here's to a history lesson which would follow suit.


Never! The Nairalander who'd flaw and floor TSOM in a battle of wits hasn't registered yet. No one individual has antagonized TSOM without regretting his/her actions! Not once, not twice, not fifty times! I always hunt and haunt them down!

It's no news that the biggest disgrace any Nairaland ever faced was meted out by me.

Côogar was disgraced as a fraudster when I exposed him on these threads which is still the biggest controversy-cum-scandal in the last three years on Nairaland with my well-known alternate, KRAMFONOS moniker : https://www.nairaland.com/2723630/sum9000.com/1#40116454

https://www.nairaland.com/2746886/coogar-exposed-credit-card-fraudster

It is well-documented that Missclassy deactivated countless times because of me attacking the transgendered 'cause of me. 'It' even begged Ishilove the moderator then the Dating and Hook Up subsection to beg me to stay off on the day 'it' was interviewed in June, 2016.
Local-search "TheSonOfMark Missclassy Ishilove".

Same Missclassy who was shamed repeatedly, returned as NewSheriff, Niklausa and countless other monikers but ran with tail in between thighs? https://www.nairaland.com/2144338/chat-central-derailers-paradise-welcome/284#33943516

Same Dimples129 who avoids me like Lai Mohammed skirts round the truth?
She is viewing this thread and dare not get herself involved directly!

May a gazillion deranged beavers build dams with your dismembered bones!
Firsteva and Joseph1832? The guys with opposing political views? Even now I still troll them for their 2015 political stances when I wish to.

Asslick? I'd rather die a gazillion times and over.


May your fate be worse off than male anacondas swallowed by during mating by female anancondas before gestation.

TSOM would rather die that use secrets told to him by folks he converses with off-Nairaland against them.

You should all fit in a pod.

[b] DarkRebel the lying skinny teenage boy who lied about being a mulatto, being half-Ukrainain, living in affluence and hobnobbing with Ice Prince and other superstars at weekends. May devious lab interns have you for experiments. [/b]


Caringguy, it is well-documented that you uploaded pictures of a girl you claimed you slept with on Nairaland to shame her and made hints of sleeping with other such females.

May your phallus excrete blood the next time you have an erection.

May every female member of your family be drawn, quartered and assaulted for disgracing a girl who trusted you.

May your dismembered torso serve as appetizers to drugged piranhas!

May you die lonelier than a stranded Eskimo at the farthest reach of the North Pole!

For every comment you've made on this thread, may you miss a body part!

May your jaundiced eyes always see misery!

May every offspring of your loin be birthed in pain!

May the curse on your father multiply a thousand fold on you!

May anyone who seeks to rescue you lose their sanity!

May the earth and the sea reject your discarded, tossed-aside dismembered corpse!

May mated blowflies lay a gazillion eggs in your nostrils as vultures have a feeding frenzy on your swollen corpse!

May your life be gloomier than the fate of ISIS-controlled regions!

May mutated lice make the scanty hair on your indented head their dwelling place!

May your life be as peaceful as the war-torn Gaza strip!

Worthless offspring of a village râpist!

Lalas247:

U dey find trouble haven’t seen him lately Lefu no tell u how dead dey roll abi .. let him Catch u Wetin do ur chest... who broke ur heart

DrinkLimca:
when i saw the mail, i was dumbfounded..

Seeing that its a serious matter, i and two other respected male nairalanders, had to start preaching to him to let go...

This is what really happened behind close nairaland doors..

And the funniest thing is that this particular male naira lander that i saved his life, kept attacking me on nairaland all because of mimzzzzy.

edimolu2:


Donald i don clear you, lets leave this conclusion to time, i promise you, i will deactivate my account if barca gets a win over madrid, Happy now?.... It just seems impossible as much as laughable......

Donaldduke2019:
Madridiots turned e-warriors overnight.....It's well


The conqueror of spain in training today, he's gonna be the suarez we use 2 know

FTrebirth:


i've told you many times to worry about the eczema and ringworm that are taking over your face and leave mimzy alone with her life.

i've always known you to be an attention seeking lunatic. nobody mailed you asking for anyone's home address...but i know it's just the right baloney to cook up to make yourself the centre of discussion on this thread.
[b]leave that girl alone if you don't want trouble,[/b]mr soft orgasm. i've almost forgotten about your existence..
and your eczema too.

DrinkLimca:
[b]At the bolded..

Be careful what you say...

I can decide your life with just a picture and a phone call..

who nor go, nor go know..


Back to the main point..

I was only telling edimolu what happened during last year's miss nairaland tourney...

As you can see, i didn't want her to get the mention and that's why i spelt mimzyyyy..

But in your quest to lick the Ass of a lady that don't and has never cared about you, you failed to see how i tried avoiding her getting my mention...

Truth is that all your ass licking of her ass, ends on nairaland..

I will walk into mimzyyy offline someday, and I'm 100% sure that we will become best of friends, we will laugh over everything that happened and life will go on peacefully...

So to what end is fighting with me over a lady that i can still take pictures with and upload it online to rub it over your face...

wizkid fought with Linda ikeji and at the end of the day, they took pictures together feeling happy with each other..

So my friend, don't ever fight over a lady, that will give me a hug when I ask of it..

By the way, my pic is on my profile..

upload your picture and let people compare our faces..

Action speaks louder than words..

Anyways I'm off.. see you in the evening..

I get to go make some cash you know.

you can stay online from now till evening, raining insults at me, it won't affect my phone screen.[/b]

Lalas247:

U dey find trouble haven’t seen him lately Lefu no tell u how dead dey roll abi .. let him Catch u Wetin do ur chest... who broke ur heart

Dimples129:





Who pissed Stewie off

Don't know what's going on here but tsom is steam rolling.


Don't know why I'm getting used as a pawn in this bs argument. You know how you tsom dealt with my situation, it was petty, trivial and I hoped you wouldve been far above what you did...but I was wrong.

I was in awe of your written skills that the idea "Wow" this man can make millions with this talent prompted my need to contact you offline.

You then used that love and urge against me by ridiculing me on nl for contacting you you offline! Mate your too childish for my liking but I try and stay in my lane when it comes to your affairs, I'd hoped you would extend the same courtesy.
#LOL at the bolded
#You curse like an old sterile woman
#No need to reply.

Randy91:







E b like say Lalas247 dey over trip 4 one BEGGAR for NL here called Deadrat


pls don't quote me ooo,my chest is paining me

Oyindidi:

robosky02:


you na man chester

FTrebirth:


empty barrel!

if you were rich and well connected you wouldn't still be battling eczema at your age. and don't threaten me...you know i have your pictures, you always wail to the mods when i use them to troll you.

dirty pig, i would advise you bath with a medicated soap and dettol to treat your skin, but i doubt you can afford those.

even if i give you my pictures, phone number and home address i'd still live my normal life without fear of being stalked or murdered because i know who's making the threats... soft orgasms, the toad face nairaland version of bobrisky who claims he's a player but can't even get a short contract with nixoderm fc.

it's not asslicking, it's called being loyal. that's the essence of friendship, you bleaching dummy! and i only warned you not to tread that path again. you could have made your point without calling names but the ringworms eating out your brain wouldn't let you reason properly. but since you've cleared the air with a reason i'll leave at that.

go play your monkey-post street match and be careful not to pick a nail with your foot.