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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 9:37am On Mar 21, 2020
LordReed:


SMH. It's just amazing how people prefer rumors and stories to facts.
Confirmation bias. My own deconversion started when I came across that term and was open minded enough to seek disconfirming evidence. Our problem in Nigeria is a mixture of poverty, ignorance and religion, all of which do not allow the brain to function as it should.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by LordReed(m): 9:45am On Mar 21, 2020
danyero:
Confirmation bias. My own deconversion started when I came across that term and was open minded enough to seek disconfirming evidence. Our problem in Nigeria is a mixture of poverty, ignorance and religion, all of which do not allow the brain to function as it should.

A right crying shame.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Erickax(m): 10:17am On Mar 21, 2020
stop decieving ursef, u knw dat jesus exist
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 10:26am On Mar 21, 2020
LordReed:


Oga you didn't read the links you posted and I showed you direct quotes from it showing you there is no data to backup the assertion that high temperatures will slow down this disease.

I also posted a link showing you 3 strains of avian influenza in Nigeria.

Stop spreading unfounded rumors, you are more likely to hamper your own chances of survival because you'll be acting on bad information.
So, you're now trying to relate avian influenza caused by avian viruses A and B in this context? Sorry grin. I was patiently waiting for you to mention this to back your vague claim that flu occurs regularly in Nigeria and NOT seasonal. I give up.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by LordReed(m): 10:31am On Mar 21, 2020
fairfora:
So, you're now trying to relate avian influenza caused by avian viruses A and B in this context? Sorry grin. I was patiently waiting for you to mention this to back your vague claim that flu occurs regularly in Nigeria and NOT seasonal. I give up.

Indeed it's not human influenza but the point is influenza spreads in the tropics. Besides this particular strain of Coronavirus jumped from animal to human so to simply dismiss it as merely animal sickness is to be extremely shortsighted, almost blind even.

Bird flu, also called avian influenza, a viral respiratory disease mainly of poultry and certain other bird species, including migratory waterbirds, some imported pet birds, and ostriches, that can be transmitted directly to humans.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Bacteriologist(m): 10:47am On Mar 21, 2020
Erickax:
stop decieving ursef, u knw dat jesus exist


Yes. I know that he exists. But only inside your brainwashed skull.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Erickax(m): 10:53am On Mar 21, 2020
Yes. I know that he exists. But only inside your brainwashed skull.[/quote] [/s][quote author=Bacteriologist post=87632052]
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by sonmvayina(m): 10:55am On Mar 21, 2020
Erickax:
stop decieving ursef, u knw dat jesus exist

Yes in the Bible... Just a character,.. Just as thanos exist in the Avengers comic book.. Comprende?..
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 11:16am On Mar 21, 2020
Dantedasz:


do ur worst,we will never stop believing in JESUS CHRIST.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Dantedasz(m): 12:44pm On Mar 21, 2020
MuttleyLaff:








[img]https://s5/images/2WIz.gif[/img]
"Indeed, the Protector of Israel does not slumber or sleep
(i.e. Look! The one who is guarding Israel never sleeps and does not take naps)
"
- Psalms 121:4

Dantedasz, is that the best meme you're able to muster. You defo arent privy of Psalms 121:4 that God doesnt sleep, doze nor slumpers, lol, you wouldnt be plastering the site with that ignorant pic, if you are



Somebody that your manual says died is who you claim does not sleep. grin
The gospel according to Mark chapter 15 says hi. grin


The Death of Jesus
33 At noon, darkness came over the whole land until three in the afternoon. 34 And at three in the afternoon Jesus cried out in a loud voice, “Eloi, Eloi, lema sabachthani?” (which means “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?”).[b]

35 When some of those standing near heard this, they said, “Listen, he’s calling Elijah.”

36 Someone ran, filled a sponge with wine vinegar, put it on a staff, and offered it to Jesus to drink. “Now leave him alone. Let’s see if Elijah comes to take him down,” he said.

37 With a loud cry, Jesus breathed his last.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Dantedasz(m): 1:05pm On Mar 21, 2020
Koginaija:
do ur worst,we will never stop believing in JESUS CHRIST.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Dantedasz(m): 1:12pm On Mar 21, 2020
sonmvayina:


Yes in the Bible... Just a character,.. Just as thanos exist in the Avengers comic book.. Comprende?..


grin

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Dantedasz(m): 1:13pm On Mar 21, 2020
grin

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by kingxsamz(m): 1:21pm On Mar 21, 2020
Image123:


Good news is that God is in control. He's about to open the solution for this tiny problem that's making you all jittery.

Tiny problem that's making your pastors to close their business centers...

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Reality11: 2:40pm On Mar 21, 2020
kingxsamz:


What of those who have accepted him but are still suffering? undecided
Why are churches being closed and Christian's faith being threatened by a mere virus, despite the fact that they've accepted him?
Audio Love. undecided

We always hear:

"no weapon fashioned against me/you shall prosper"

At the sight of common corona virus

Daddy Go and their gullible followers don abound church.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Reality11: 2:50pm On Mar 21, 2020
Erickax:
stop decieving ursef, u knw dat jesus exist

Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OnPointMan(m): 2:59pm On Mar 21, 2020
OtemAtum:
Sincerely I don't understand that kind of love again o. Love wey person love me yet no fit help me at all for anything. That's called Audio Love from Audio Jesus.

Bro, is atum the same as Ra? And most importantly, have you seen his face before?

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 3:00pm On Mar 21, 2020
fairfora:
I see. If truly you believe God, read the bible in the old testament and find out what those people of old did which caused them to die in millions of strange diseases. What those people did that time was terrible. What was happening during their time is happening right now. In fact, now is even worse than sodom and gomorrah which God destroyed. Even if you do not believe in the new testament, the old testament in the bible is enough to refute your claims. The discovery of those panacea to different plagues in the past were an inspiration from God. All the discoveries of the world today came into being by the inspiration of God ( God's knowledge put into man's brain) and all those who lade the discoveries were Christians. Do your findings.

On the current epidemics, read the book of revelation and you'd have a better understanding.

If truly you are talking about God Almighty, the Creator of Jehovah, then read what has been happening in the past as recorded in the Book of Universal History. Read about different periods of times when diseases killed people, yet it was not because of any god, rather because of the works of nature. Diseases, sicknesses, etc are natural occurrences and they are the bad sides of nature. Read the Book of Eartum in the Book of Universal History.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 3:04pm On Mar 21, 2020
OnPointMan:


Bro, is atum the same as Ra? And most importantly, have you seen his face before?

Atum is not the same as Ra, but they have ruled together as AtumRa once.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 3:05pm On Mar 21, 2020
Erickax:
stop decieving ursef, u knw dat jesus exist
Lol, he exists in the bible cheesy
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by jesmond3945: 3:08pm On Mar 21, 2020
OtemAtum:
I have always called this Bible character fictitious, but I see it even better to call him audio, because audio and fake go hand in hand, but fictitious doesn't mean fake.

This is the period of time humanity needs this Jesus they've been noising about to quickly wipe off this COVID19 and cure those who are already infected, but sorry, all the temples leading to this audio saviour has been shut down.

Churches, Vatican City, Jerusalem and everywhere people go to worship this audio saviour has been shut down by Corona Virus. And then Corona Virus has become the king of audio Jesus.

The long and short is that human beings should wake up, support science and tackle this virus. This is not the end of the world, THIS IS ONLY JUST THE BEGINNING. Audio Jesus is not a living soul, his powers end in the book called the New Testament from where he has originated.

So human beings should help themselves by complying to the rules of their governments and the injections of the doctors and nurses worldwide and we shall defeat this virus.

Be it known that Jehovah, Allah and other God's of religion cannot help anyone, so refrain from believing that they can prevent the disease for getting to you. As a matter of fact, currently Jehovah, Allah and the rest of them are currently in a spiritual cage where they shall remain till the 1000th year when humanity would have been 100% free from mind slavery brought to them by religion.
#StaySafe
#StayClean
#SayNoToAudioSaviours
you see Op if you study the bible you would know the answer. In Matthew 24 Jesus told his followers why is it easy to predict when it rains or going to snow but you cannot say when the son of man is at the door. The answer to your question is that the outbreak of the virus are part of the chain of events that would occur to herald the coming of Christ. Jesus cannot come and prove to you that he heals corona, even the Anti christ can heal corona as well, people are recovering without even going to hospital. The pandemic is just a sign of the end thats all and not a means of Jesus to show power of healing.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 3:15pm On Mar 21, 2020
OtemAtum:


If truly you are talking about God Almighty, the Creator of Jehovah, then read what has been happening in the past as recorded in the Book of Universal History. Read about different periods of times when diseases killed people, yet it was not because of any god, rather because of the works of nature. Diseases, sicknesses, etc are natural occurrences and they are the bad sides of nature. Read the Book of Eartum in the Book of Universal History.
there's nothing like book of universal history. Call it bible, simple and if you read from genesis from revelation you'd find out why the diseases broke out.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 3:16pm On Mar 21, 2020
fairfora:
there's nothing like book of universal history. Call it bible, simple and if you read from genesis from revelation you'd find out why the diseases broke out.
This is the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY. Here you will even see how Jehovah your god was created by God Almighty his father.

.https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos/92

Read MCC 1: 14
14 . Now the names of some of these beings (created by God Almighty) are Knoliud, Miklas, Urim, Chimides, Chaleb, Eartum who is also called Atum, Largas, who is also called Allah, ..., Yahweh, Wanyioyi,... Abassi, Nzame, Nyame;
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 3:21pm On Mar 21, 2020
OtemAtum:

This is the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY. Here you will even see how Jehovah your god was created by God Almighty his father.

.https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos/92

Read MCC 1: 14
14 . Now the names of some of these beings (created by God Almighty) are Knoliud, Miklas, Urim, Chimides, Chaleb, Eartum who is also called Atum, Largas, who is also called Allah, ..., Yahweh, Wanyioyi,... Abassi, Nzame, Nyame;
no book supersedes or predates the bible compilations broda. Other books came out from it, including Quran. Do you know how old the bible is? That's why I ask you read it back to back and understand
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OnPointMan(m): 3:23pm On Mar 21, 2020
OtemAtum:
Atum is not the same as Ra, but they have ruled together as AtumRa once.

OK. Why did they rule and why did they stop ruling? And who is/are ruling now?

Thanks sire.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 3:25pm On Mar 21, 2020
fairfora:
no book supersedes or predates the bible compilations broda. Other books came out from it, including Quran. Do you know how old the bible is? That's why I ask you read it back to back and understand
No oga, the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY predates it. It began for more than 4 billion years back and its history covers the whole continents of the world and includes many other universes and planets. Bible is a mere local book of lies and exaggerations. It doesn't even reveal how Jehovah your god was created, but the BOUH reveals how God Almighty created Jehovah your god.
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by OtemAtum: 3:32pm On Mar 21, 2020
OnPointMan:


OK. Why did they rule and why did they stop ruling? And who is/are ruling now?

Thanks sire.
The universe is about ruling and dominating. Viruses want to rule, bacterias want to rule, humanities want to rule. The urge to rule is in almost every being.
Many of these beings stop ruling after they discovered that there are uncountable planets and universes that are left unexplored and they left to explore and to keep exploring. For example, when the Europeans discovered that their are many other lands and countries, many of them left their own lands and countries to explore those other places, instead of remaining in their own lands to rule.
We are in the world of science right now. Science is ruling out there. The philosophies of religion has been captured and caged in other realms, that's why millions and even billions of people don't take the bible, Quran, hell fire theory and torments serious these days. Science had taken over and it is evident in what is happening today, the COVID19 saga. All religions has been shut down but hospitals are still running. That's because it's only scientific inventions that can fight viruses. This saga is here to free billions of minds from mind slavery brought to the world by religions.

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Afobear: 4:33pm On Mar 21, 2020
fairfora:
An atheist like this OP would probably be one of those belonging to the wasted generations in the end.

Wait a minute, do you read the bible at all?

Never mind, the end is not here yet. It's one epidemic the whole world experienced and things began to fall apart. With this, it would be difficult to face the tribulations coming to the heads of the unbelievers like you, except you repent. It has never been this worse globally. This is just the sign of the end time and unless people like you repent, you shall likewise perish...it not me who said so, neither is it a curse. It's in the bible. The era of grace is drawing to an end gradually but deaf-eared people like you would never listen as it was in the day of Noah.

In china where the Corona virus was first detected, how many of them believe in God? I met a chinese who said openly he didn't believe in God. In Italy you mentioned, which used to be the seat of religion, how many of them acknowledge God in their way of life nowadays? The world headquarters of prostitution is Italy...you expect God to stay happy with a country where prostitution is legalised, where dogs have sex with human beings?

What of western countries where porn is legalised and innocent girls are being lured into sex-modeling , where scientists who don't believe on the existence of God thrive? Those who belong to God, even if they contract the disease, would survive it. When a sinner serves punishment, the upright would also have a share of it.

Nigeria is a country so loved by God. He knows we do not have a helper but Him. People have criticised Nigeria all over the world as the only country where there are a large number of churches. Now is the time God is paying His people back for acknowledging Him. Since last December, Nigeria has been witnessing an intensely hot weather. It had rained in Lagos 3 times heavily recently yet, the heat has remained unabated. Researchers have come up with their findings on the Coronavirus that, it cannot thrive under a hot weather and that's why gagging is recommended and use of hot water by the west. If you walk a 100 meters in lagos for instance, same with other parts of Nigeria, the heat that would greet you is huge. People are sweating profusely under their roofs...God had made this happen ahead, knowing fully well we are a helpless people. I've lived in lagos and Nigeria most of my life. I'm in my 40s and the heat since last December has been unprecedented. I wouldn't know if such was experienced before i was born.

This is the time an atheist like you the OP, the scientists whose knowledge and claims have failed them and those who never believe the end could come to this world to think twice. This is just an example of one of the many plagues that would hit the earth at the imminent end time.



Well written articulated Bullshit .... See reason of human being oo

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Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by LordReed(m): 4:38pm On Mar 21, 2020
fairfora:
So, you're now trying to relate avian influenza caused by avian viruses A and B in this context? Sorry grin. I was patiently waiting for you to mention this to back your vague claim that flu occurs regularly in Nigeria and NOT seasonal. I give up.

22 cases now confirmed in Nigeria. You still think temperature will limit the spread?
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 4:41pm On Mar 21, 2020
OtemAtum:

No oga, the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY predates it. It began for more than 4 billion years back and its history covers the whole continents of the world and includes many other universes and planets. Bible is a mere local book of lies and exaggerations. It doesn't even reveal how Jehovah your god was created, but the BOUH reveals how God Almighty created Jehovah your god.
Kuku say the creation of the world by God is a lie, since your book of universal history predates the bible. The bible is a compilation of events which took place some the creation of the world by God's servants of old as led by the spirit of God
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by kingxsamz(m): 5:12pm On Mar 21, 2020
jesmond3945:
you see Op if you study the bible you would know the answer. In Matthew 24 Jesus told his followers why is it easy to predict when it rains or going to snow but you cannot say when the son of man is at the door. The answer to your question is that the outbreak of the virus are part of the chain of events that would occur to herald the coming of Christ. Jesus cannot come and prove to you that he heals corona, even the Anti christ can heal corona as well, people are recovering without even going to hospital. The pandemic is just a sign of the end thats all and not a means of Jesus to show power of healing.
If you were intelligent, you'd know that there have been far worse outbreaks in past decades...
Re: Where Is Audio Jesus To Save The World From Corona Virus? by Nobody: 5:46pm On Mar 21, 2020
LordReed:


22 cases now confirmed in Nigeria. You still think temperature will limit the spread?
How many of them are local cases, compared to those who brought it into the country?

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