Exactly what i told my colleague yesterday.

Officialgarri:
I'm a fan of wizkid but the last time he sang was in that Ojuelegba album —AYO

Bad Man

You brag differently.

chatinent:


I am a counter, and I told you so.

You will be selling drugs

ambimo:
what's GNLD

Them never leave you?

They have left you behind. Hahahahahahaaaaaaaa

Pleads:
The world has left Africa behind

You are one of the problems of this country.

cleatsmottled9:
Bola Ahmed Tinubu slayer of Meth cannibals. He is the governor with the best cabinet in his era and we are very sure that having a man like this as president means we will have capable hands at the helm of affairs, a win-win for Nigeria

Just imagine what a lunatic is calling achievements. construction of road and a few blocks of building. Nonsense.

tempest01:
Mediocre government.

This is being showcased as achievements? Buildings and pouring tar on roads.?

Is this promoting private company or a government?

Brilliant question.

ITbomb:
Which biz you dey do to give you 1k everyday after all expenses

Shey this oyinbo no too much like this?


Lol, easy on him. Just imagine he wasn't famous. You could view this from a random guy, smile, and just move on like it's nothing without no hate or prejudice.
Let's let him be. He's a regular guy, extremely regular. Only fame and perhaps his family's wealth attracts him to hate.

But dey vex small small o.

crackheadZara:
30 billion and he has this ugly, awful, forlorn, sullen, unabashed disarray of a hairline, can't even afford the tiniest of disciplines required to stick to a basic workout regime, not to mention the foul arrogance of his attitude and the broad cleft in his intellect. I am of a strong conviction that if this man wasn't born into a family of wealth, his sort of person would end up in the drabbest and grimiest places where only urchins and louts thrive.

I got the same thing.
Abeg ignore.

It’s GNLD people

Help my life, brov.
08168981068

Sureboyy:

Secondly, you see NFT and Crypto currency?
No carry am play

Chief, abeg how you go put me through?

Sureboyy:

Learn and be very good in a digital skill Bruv, it really helped my life... I am barely in my 20s but I make quite some hundred of thousands every month
On a good month I could earn as much as 600k upwards
To me it just depend on how much I want to work cos some months I go just wan dae lazy and it do cost me too

Where una dey see this money.
Chai. That means you have upto if not more than 1 million in your account. Ahhh.

Omo, God please help my life. I'm broke mehn.

Sureboyy:

Exactly what I'm thinking
What made him press 130k and not 13k sef
Abi Dem do am jazz?? E just dae confuse me

If you see how I dae count the zeros if I wan send person money ehn
Especially 100k make I no go use mistake send 1m, make the person no go break him sim and run away with my money

But why do i feel like the last 6 words dey cumbersome somehow. Abi na my eyes ni.
I think using the word ''potentially'' disrupted the sentence's potential smooth flow.

airminem:
Not your friend. It's you and that makes you a desperate dummi£ with no critical thinking capacity to make wealth or use your senses in a proper potentially positive inclination progressively...



You are just reasoning like a bandit

One of the few unfortunate people that are ruining this country. Your ignorance irks me.

GeneralPula:
So?

I don’t think he’s wrong cuz Tweeting means posting..

Tinubu isn’t my 2023 presidential candidate but all these things no stop person to run better government..

GAYGAYMU dey here, ma f'iku shere.

Awon alakori bi tie won ta'kiti sh'ere

habsydiamond:
This second pix looks more like gaygaymu people.. If u know u know

Oh, that's fine then. It's cool.

azraeljaheel:


My wife ke? She aint my wife! She just my baby mama we not married and can never marry! She doesn't!!

Does this make any sense to you?

Ask yourself.

MadamVanessa:





All thanks to Igbos.

They work so hard to develop Lagos in all ramifications. But not for the igbos Lagos would've amount to nothing.

I don get you now.

But it feels somehow naming your child after your dead ex.
Does your wife know about the origin of the name?

azraeljaheel:


Cant stop laughing! my mother is alive and breathing fine

Na my babe die I call her MAMA and is there anything bad about me naming the kid my dead ex name?

No too go confuse lol

My own agbalumo will not look like this in Jesus Name

julybaba:
Burmese grape. It is called Agbalumo in Yoruba Language.

gasparpisciotta:
How come you are eating snakes on your other thread

https://www.nairaland.com/7042106/look-snake-just-killed

I thought I am the only one that noticed.

This is the most confusing write-up in the history of confusing write-ups.
Was she your babe or your mother?

If the former is in the affirmative, why would you refer to her as ''.....mama know your boy got a kind now and i named her after you''
You named your child after your ex dead babe? A child you have with another woman?

If it's the latter, na your mama you dey refer to as babe?

Oloun, en confusi mi lori forum yi.

azraeljaheel:




Mehnnnnnnn
From headache to fever then typhoid or whatever. They gast to admit her in a hospital. One month babe never well..

Can't forget that night was driving to oregun total around Ikeja when my phone rang I was told UFQB wanted to see me that it was urgent! Straight I turn back got to the hospital! Shawty said she wanted two aside!!

We talked... People say when you are about to die you will know. This girl just dey talk like say she knew her time was up. All I kept saying was you will be fine please be optimistic .

Make I go outside pick up something for car and ring who I wanted to go meet at oregun. Shawty don give up the ghost.

I nearly ran mad that day!! Be like mirage for my eyes.. God be taking the good ones!! I still see her in my dreams!!


Mama know your boy got a kid now and I named her after you

Wherever you are I know you are in a better place way better than this shvthole called life!!

Death is another form of life!
We go meet again...

Hahahaha Comrade
Your eye clear, but at least you chop something.

Totilopussylick:
I once went to bet9ja shop with my last card i played the visual and won about #800 with 2 hundred naira.

The place there's this restaurant very close to the bet9ja shop.

A plate of eba and ewedu soup is #500

I quickly went in and took care of my belly first.

I said to myself, i won't enter bet9ja after I finish eating

But surprisesly i found myself in the shop

And that was how the remaining #300 went back to where it came out from .

I went back home empty handed

LesbianBoy:
Foolish decision

Omo, people wey E no concern sef go suffer for all these bans o

No be people wey war no concern dey die for Ukraine?
No be civilians dey suffer for the decisions made by their leaders?

Russians too should bear the brunt.
It's tit for tat.

Comrade ahahahahahahaaa

70 years old man.

Exkandayee:
Dis one na story porn,as I'm reading my dickk was ticking, before the end,is fully erect, I'm begging my dickkk to calm down that is just a story..not babe

So help us Lord, Amen

WHat has fake life got to do with this?

Hotzone:


Fake life can’t take u any where rather u dwell in ephemeral moments

Jakumo, I completely agree with you. She has a stunning body any man would wish for except you don't desire anything good in life. , Inclusive of all these yeye hypocrites spewing trash in here.

Jakumo:


She does have a really nice fit body, and those transparent undies certainly bring out the dog in me. If you are after sense and rationality, go and join the Rotary Club.

Baba, this olympus stand well ooo.

Solofresh2:
Such a bitch
Why is she covering her fallen olimpus

Exactly, it takes wisdom to be a man in a relationship. Many a time, you'd feel like quitting but if you make any hasty decision on a temporary feeling, you'd have yourself to blame, especially if SHE'S A WORTHY LADY....

I don't think telling your partner you need some space is right if you don't have the intension of calling it quits.

MufasaLion:


Next time, you don't need to tell her. You can have your me-time without saying it. Not many people will understand you need it, especially your partner.

I think say na only me notice. Hahahahahaa.

See head
The baby looks chinese too

SweetDipBenny:
Mehn this nigga blood stroooong

Hahaha....Baba, no go kpayin o.

Mrkumareze:
This cake is worth enjoying.. I really want to eat that dangote cement

You don't need any four years. The structure is already looking ragged. They used inferior materials. If you get there now you'll think its one 70years old project.

thebosstrevor1:
So this interchange was created because of buses.

So you spend millions of dollars to build a bus station....this is hilarious

I give that place 4 years, it will turn to waste site, the toilets will be filled with feaces, urine smell will be over the place, people trying to sell things will occupy everwhere.