truthsayer009:


From this analysis, I realised OP has been having the below listed services for a Month plus with no charges.

1. Free sex anytime & any day.
2. Free laundry
3. Free house Cleaning and Mopping daily.
4. Free Chef that cooks him all kinds of Soups
5. Free emotional companion & big boobs to rest his head and relax after a hard days job


OP you better go and make a spare key and give to her + start planning tradtional marriage before Karma comes for you like a thief in the Night. E go shock you.

Rofl. Number 5. Who you epp?

From what you've said, it seems he doesn't see you as a good investment. How else does he show his love / seriousness with you? because all this we go out to eat and we club together, could be done with pretty much any random girl/ person.

Also, what do you bring to the relationship? All i've read is about him spending money on you and not much else. Seems one sided.

There's nothing wrong with it. It's quite nice. Different and distinguishable.

The fit is the issue her. They can do better in that regards.

Brother, at this stage it seems you're not that into this girl. Sort of like its nice to have sex 'on demand' and come home to a clean house, but its no skin off your back if she's not around. If you're really into her and she "checks" all your boxes, then you won't hesitate to make her a permanent fixture in your life. Do not give her the key, until you're very sure of her and your relationship with her.

Also, i'm not sure what girl with a stable job and her own hobbies and such, will be spending her limited time carrying out other people's chores and what not.

its pretty simple. if she loves you she'll accept everything about you. She's not really into you man. i'd say move on. but i'm also a believer in fighting for the things we want the most.

What he's holding isn't a 100k dollars. nope

She don wash you like omo. she don use your love chop akara. maybe it's this your "jackie chan" english

The signs were always there. You just chose to ignore them.

what a shame . . to who ? how did the discussion of bribe come about ? was the driver just minding his business when the policeman suddenly jumped in and asked for bride ? rubbish! the corruption goes both ways.

The Lord of the Rings series
Kingdom of Heaven
Gladiator
Braveheart
Inception
Boondock Saints

Both options can be deemed as liabilities. The car for sure..the girl..at 5 months, is a huge gamble. Buy fixed assets with high resale value.

This year ? Wilfred Bony. class act.

Spartacus Vs. GOT ? like..comparing Oranges and....Cow.

i don't know why some people can't just play these silly games in their head and leave us normal people alone. Must we be stupid with you?

^^ Excellent advice.

Cv contains several unnecessary information.
- IMO, keep it to 1 page. primary school? pictures? references? take all that out.
-You should reflect your responsibilities and skills as accomplishments. Instead of saying 'i did this . . .i did that'. Use power powers e.g Developed, Liaised.
-Put some quantitative information. e.g developed initiative . .that reduced project completion time by 2 months. etc.
-Extra curricular accomplishments, if any. Also, state class of degree and put it in bold.
-Good formatting. The 3 CVs i read briefly, were not exactly pleasant to the eyes. several CV templates are available online. Take one make it yours.

Hopes this helps. good luck.

I needed this . THE KILLER!!

Hilarious . . .but it's a start i guess .

yea. Is there any fantasy football tournament ?

Moremi 2009 did more insulting than advising. OP, mentioned media career. and yet you started making all sorts of assumptions.. saying he wanted to be a rapper . .he not being a university grad. All sorts of unnecessary carp in my opinion. All for what?

@OP, I'm not impressed with the content in your website. but to be honest, it certainly seems like you have a plan. You just need to build on it by getting more exposure and quality guidance too.

^^ you don talk am for both of us . .hehe

@caringpro, as you and everyone else can see,your second post was much better than the first. If we hadn't said anything,i believe you'd still be writing your LGA Ingrish for us. That's the ugly truth.

^^ Lmao . . With that kind of Engrish? i doubt there'll be any screening stage for such a candidate.

But honestly, there's no harm in trying

^^ why don't you just Google it? Seriously . . . .

nitrogen: I'll soon commence my service year(july or thereabouts), and i hope to be qualified(ICAN) by the end of the nysc program but constraint is, if i get posted to lagos it may affect it because reading will be tough and seriously i would like to be posted to lag,so am aware of the risk.

Through wit service, i'll go for my masters straightaway, m.sc econs or finance in either unilag or U.I will be okay for a b-tech accounting grad(my thoughts though), another constraint is that in ninja you need 2-3 years(at least) experience to land a good job. Where do i get that since am going for masters immediately after service?


Btw,i love investment banking a lot, and i hope my path will facilitate career in IB.

Sincerely,i want to take these risks because 'more risk is more return', but i want you guys to assess my case cos am scared and if one shud miss it now,it's quite dangerous.


Thanks.

More risk ins't necessarily more reward. Also, let's get it straight,u feel going to Lagos is going to affect your ICAN preparations, but yet you want to go to Lagos. Am i right?

Also, what is a good job for you? Because i don't believe you require 2-3 years experience to obtain an entry level position gig at any organisation in Nigeria. Your NYSC counts as 1 year, i think with that and your Degree certificate you're good to go.

^^ huh? what does am just been shot into the corporate world mean?

@topic, I've always read that a CV that exceeds 1 page, is a big "NO". . . I believe job seekers are expected to only include their important accomplishments. Leave the story for the interview stage.

Job A seems more appealing.
As a young adult,with no mouths to feed but mine, job security isn't high on my list. More like . . . Money, knowledge and exposure.

Everyone keeps yapping about Bill Gates . .. i don't think he had a 1.48 cgpa before dropping out.
@ poster, it's already done. No use crying over spilled milk. Starting over seems like the best way out.


Rib crackers

1.48 out of 4.0?

The girl no dey even try at all. chaii!!! embarassed

They should not let this girl operate machinery or any sort of computer.

she should just move on with her life; coz ther's not much she can do for now IF she wants to do the right thing.

@op, tell her to move on and that she has greater successes awaiting her in the future. besides all these degrees are vanity, they no longer guarantee daily bread.

she should hear the word of the Lord: PICK UP YOUR BED AND (MOVE ON) WALK. she also will soon find out that most of the things we kill our self for don't really matter much.

With a 1.48 cgpa, I doubt she'd have money to buy any bed to pick up.

^^ I don't see barca Losing any of their remaining matches. Madrid are in trouble.

Distinction . . Thats the best you could get.

^^ For what position?

^^ Exactly what i wanted to write.
There is oil money and oyel money.. . poster,which one be your own.

Give us more details.

I laugh in Greek!Forbes is saying the guy is worth only $150M..

Apparently there's no vacancy in Nigeria.

Even 3500 pounds is ridiculous . Anyhoo,seems to me like he made his choice when he decided to pay 6k instead of the 3500.
He really should go on with his studies.