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Celebrities / Re: Comedian Shortcut, Others Thrill UK Audience At Sabinus Tour (Photos) by simultaneousboi(m): 1:14pm On Apr 20
It is good to support each other

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Man? by simultaneousboi(m): 3:29pm On Apr 19
labake1:
Why is it difficult to get these qualities in a man?
If your brother has all these features mentioned, then you are not asking for much; but na Ogun go kill you if your brother doesn't possess half of the features listed above.

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Crime / Re: Navy Uncovers Illegal Refinery In Rivers, Arrests 14 Suspects by simultaneousboi(m): 9:28am On Apr 05
TouchNfollow:

https://punchng.com/navy-arrests-14-suspects-uncovers-illegal-refinery-in-rivers/
These mother fuckers suffered me two days ago, I thank God we finally captured some of them, while some escaped. Later they will keep face like they are innocent. I only pity the woman that is inside, cos she has a child already.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Brighton (2 - 1) On 31st March 2024 by simultaneousboi(m): 1:21pm On Mar 31
I am an Arsenal fan but I don't watch/predict match with sentiment. Liverpool will win 3-1 and Man City will win 1-0. It is just a bitter truth that we gunners are going to drop point this weekend, but some days are like that anyway.

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Crime / Re: Angry Traders Set Abuja Market On Fire by simultaneousboi(m): 11:46am On Mar 13
FreeStuffsNG:
That man who was prosecuted and convicted then made attempt to flee is the root cause of the problem. If that security officer had not intervened, it is that security officer that will be severely punished. He will be sacked, prosecuted and jailed in place of that escaped convict.
The security officer could have used a rubber bullet though.
See what you are saying, who will give him rubber bullet when he is on duty in this country? The only thing he could have done was to shoot him in the leg, but unfortunately our Nigerian Police are not trained properly to be able to aim and hit a target at ease 🎯
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Discovers Girlfriend's Cheating Through Phone Call by simultaneousboi(m): 6:54pm On Mar 07
Trust Eve at your own peril

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Romance / Re: Boyfriend Discovers Girlfriend's Cheating Through Phone Call by simultaneousboi(m): 6:54pm On Mar 07
I don't use to believe all these things cos most of them ares staged, they are looking for traffic.

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Politics / Re: FG Needs To Communicate Whether Subsidy Has Returned Or Not β€” Obanikoro by simultaneousboi(m): 10:57am On Mar 06
Don't mind Tinubu gvt playing hide and seek game.
Romance / Re: Finding A Wife Is Really Not Easy O by simultaneousboi(m): 9:58pm On Feb 06
Quality20:
Its quite easy, just come over to d north let me join u with one or two Hausa or Fulani damsel
I need one bro
Romance / Re: Finding A Wife Is Really Not Easy O by simultaneousboi(m): 9:42pm On Feb 06
Quality20:
Its quite easy, just come over to d north let me join u with one or two Hausa or Fulani damsel
I am from the East but I seriously need Adamawa girl/lady to marry. I have dated two before and I enjoyed the relationship to the fullest but we couldn't end up together because of genotype incompatibility issue cos I'm AS, while the other is a Muslim and her parents want me to convert. But sincerely speaking, they were all amazing. I have been close to many Adamawa ladies, both married and singles and I confirm that 75% to 80% of them are really wife material.

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Politics / Re: EFCC Releases Seven NAF Personnel Linked With Internet Fraud by simultaneousboi(m): 7:11am On Nov 18, 2023
Jokerman:
So EFCC cannot asrest naval officers??

And why are naval officers doing 419? Is the country that bad?
Where did you see Naval Officer there? Don't be sentimental and emotional at the same time. No call who no call you.
Romance / Re: What Is The Disadvantage Of Dating You by simultaneousboi(m): 7:10pm On Sep 26, 2023
I am broke, I no get money
Romance / Re: Is This A New Version Of True Love? by simultaneousboi(m): 12:54pm On Jul 19, 2023
femijohn21:
Help me out with this house.

Is there any iota of true love when a couple is making love together and the wife places her two hands to cover her breasts so that the husband could not have access to them and also put her face away to avoid kissing her man?

This is about to cause separation in a marriage.
Opinion please.
Covering of face maybe caused by shyness or ignorance; but if she hides from kissing you, that means you have a mouth odour; beside, how did you even start having sex without kissing? Kissing should be part of the process that will finally lead to sex or love making. Then the issue of hiding her breast, that could be because of her culture or tradition of where she is coming from. For example, the place I'm coming from in Ebonyi State, we have that traditional/cultural believe that any man that sucks his wife's breast, will automatically bare the woman from giving birth again; infact if any man from my place sucks your breast as his girlfriend or finance, he is not planning to marry you cos he will never make a mistake of sucking his future wife's breast cos of the fear of bariness in the future when they finally get married. Though, I don't know if this do actually happen but we grow up with that believe and we try as much as possible to obey it so as to avoid using ourselves as experimental animal.
Career / Re: Ebonyi Government Increases Workers' Salary By ₦10,000 by simultaneousboi(m): 3:32pm On Jul 14, 2023
adioolayi:
..and what's is #10,000

Can this take care of gross increment citizens are witnessing across every goods and services

Is subsidy removal affecting ONLY cost of transportation.. because I can see many are saying it will be used for transportation...

What about rise in food prices, house rent, children school fees

#10,000 across board For someone earning 30,000 minimum wage...it can be a huge amount...but for someone earning above minimum wage..for example, #150,000..is #10,000 increase the same as that of someone earning #30,000
Was he the one that removed subsidy? What has your so called President that removed fuel subsidy done to cushion the effect of his action?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What A Man That Earns 100k+ Told Me When I Wanted To Borrow N500 From Him by simultaneousboi(m): 4:38pm On Jun 27, 2023
FeelGoodAlways:
Times are definitely not nice to Nigerians. The streets are not smiling. People are not happy. You could see from their sad faces.

I am an undergraduate working as a security guard at night to help myself financially.

So due to fuel situation and the economic effects, I have been trekking to and fro the place, because no money and the transport is very expensive now. Today, I didn't feel very strong to trek back to the place due to malaria seriously holding me down. I approached my neighbor who is earning over 100k+ salary, minus side hustling to help me with transport fare to go to work. Guess what? He started by laughing cheapishly. When he paused, he narrated how he trekked back from work on Friday, trekked to and fro work today being Monday and not sure how he'll get back to office tomorrow morning being Tuesday. That the new transport fare has eaten deeper into his small earning that even before middle of the month, the salary had long gone. Last night, the children drank Garri to go to bed and this morning, the children left to school drinking only Pap and he put only N100 Akara for each in their lunch boxes. Sad story. He added that due to the economic impact of fuel subsidy removal, retrenchment letters for 3 of his colleagues in the office are ready to be served by the end of the month, and more to go.

Who will rescue us, we don't know? Sad truth is that the money that will be generated from this subsidy removal will not be put to use to the benefit of the commoners. It's just a plot to generate more money for the elites/thieves.

Could you believe that nobody could borrow me N500 in the whole compound? Incredible.

Well, even when I wasn't feeling strong to trek coupled with all I'm passing through financially, I just had to trek which I did.

I picked up this job because instead of sleeping freely at night and when the rent expires, the landlord would come after me + plus all the bills heaped on me, I could rather spend the nights here reading my books, sleep (even though not as recommended) and still earn some money no matter how small.

Finally, I would say do well to help people when you can. People are going through a lot. Not untill the start falling in the street.

*In mama P. voice* - "God will see us through".

God bless all hard working Nigerians no matter the tough times we face.
Same with me here, I earn 100+ too but life is not easy with me here at all. I don't have side hustle though due to the nature of my work.

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Politics / Re: "Go To Court": Rowdiness As Yari, Akpabio Slug It Out by simultaneousboi(m): 9:27am On Jun 13, 2023
Nemere2020:
The Pro-Akpabio Senators had protested that Yari, been a first time Senator was not eligible to stand for nomination.



https://dailytrust.com/breaking-rowdiness-as-yari-akpabio-begin-battle-for-senate-presidents-seat/
I think I understand the game here; the Elisha Abbo of a guy wants a Northern Muslim to emerge so to use it against the present administration cos he fought against Muslim/Muslim ticket during the presidential election. So, I think wants to ensure that all the three Armes government are being headed by Muslims so as to use it against the present government. I think he was the one that the vice president was talking about when he said "that fought against Muslim/Muslim ticket are not championing for Muslim SP and National Assembly Leadership.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In India For Duping Indian Woman Of N9.6m by simultaneousboi(m): 11:43am On May 23, 2023
Ever8090:
who is holding them before? ..we want to go....we want to go...you are still chucking head in deep remote areas of Nigeria,..make una dey mumu una self
stop deceiving yourself, deep down in your heart you know that you don't want them to go cos you are afraid of what will happen afterward. For your own information, Igbos are everywhere even outside the country, so if you think they are getting much favour from your remote village, then stop fighting them and allow them to gain their own independence, by then you can be demanding for visa from them before they will come and help you develop your remote village.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In India For Duping Indian Woman Of N9.6m by simultaneousboi(m): 9:06am On May 23, 2023
Ever8090:
Boy....I am not been tribalistic but truth be told, Igbos are really doing shit with the Nigerian image abroad...
Then allow them to go and get their own independence so as to put to stop to that kind of character.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience With A Lady I Hired And Fired Last Week by simultaneousboi(m): 11:52pm On May 22, 2023
EmekaStanley:
I hired a lady last week Monday and fired her on Friday same week. I concluded she was not ready yet.

This lady came almost 2 hours late for interview without communicating her reason. If she was going to be late, she should inform the interviewer. Red flag.

I ignored that and decided to proceed with the interview. I decided not to conclude on her based on the interview outcome. I love giving people chances.

I offered her the job, she was excited. She was sent an offer letter which she accepted. On resumption date, this lady came late for work. First day at work. I was like 'Is this 24 year old lady innocently naΓ―ve or what?".

On Friday last week, this lady came to work by 10.55am. He work time is 8.00am, and she is an office admin. I was on my seat and sighted her walking in, I had to call her and told her to go back home, and that was it.

By the way, she lives like 15 minutes away from the office, and her route is always against traffic.

I wouldn't know when she resumed from Tuesday to Thursday because I came quite late on those days due to field engagements. When I resumed, I met her sleeping twice. After that, she abandoned her work and stepped out to answer a phone call for almost 1 hour.

My experience with this lady made me understand that a lot of people looking for work are not ready for/to work.

ES
Which city are you pls, I have a good replacement. Tnx
Career / Re: My Horrible Experience At A Military Event by simultaneousboi(m): 2:22pm On May 22, 2023
stevestifler:
So I attended the recent POP for soldiers (84 Regular Intake) at the Depot Barracks in Zaria last Saturday and what I saw actually left me traumatised.

First, the guests were made to queue from 4am till up to 12:30pm, despite the fact that they stopped allowing guests in since 10am.
Secondly, they were flogging the visitors for not maintaining a straight queue.

By visitors, I mean parents and family members of the new soldiers o. There was a male & female queue, occasionally they'd just say the queue isn't straight and dash into them with whips.

Old people carrying food & drinks for the ceremony will run and scatter here and there with foods pouring away everywhere, yet gather again with hope of getting in to see their loved ones.

They claimed the event is open, yet they suffer people that came just for their own amusements and entertainment. Almajiris were robbing people on the queues and they didn't bother.

Instead they're exchanging whips and descending on old people & friends of their colleagues. Even the female soldiers joined in and they're just having fun while at it.

A woman lost her baby. She was backing the baby and the baby died due to the pressing & stampede when soldiers were flogging. The people of Zaria were already used to it.

Most businesses around PZ area of Zaria didnt bother opening that day. Last year they claimed a guy died too in the process of flogging. Apparently its a regular thing and it never got to the media. I know only officers have value in the army & soldiers are treated like pawns but to see the parents of soldiers treated like that was traumatic & heartbreaking.

I didn't see whom I went to celebrate with. Some of us that came from outside the state and experienced the culture shock too didn't bother humiliate ourselves by joining the queue and we went back jejely.

For anyone that's attended a military POP, is it always like that for soldiers or Zaria's case is just unnecessarily brutal? I'd like to know please.
Navy is totally different when it comes to Civil Military Relationship. I am a Naval Officer and I'm speaking out of experience. So, don't generalize the senerio cos it is not applicable to the Nigerian Navy. Anyone that has witnessed Nigerian Navy POP can testify to that. There is always free movement within the base cos you will be searched at the point of entry, there is no restrictions to movement, no time limitation, no harassment of any kind.

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Sports / Re: Which Of These Four Matches Can Stop Arsenal Premier League Title Victory? by simultaneousboi(m): 11:43am On Apr 08, 2023
obembet:
I always wondered How can Arsenal can win the Premier League title this season.

Arsenal remain five points ahead of Manchester City in the race to win the 2022/23 Premier League title, with only 11 matches remaining in the season while Arsenal have just 9 matches.

There's still plenty of football left to be played, and while Arsenal will feel like they have an edge over the defending champions, there is still a vital direct showdown looming against City on April 26 at the Etihad and three other clubs which is a very big obstacles to Arsenal.

Here are the four matches Arsenal must win if they are ready for 2022/23 premier league title.

1. Liverpool vs Arsenal - Sun April 9

Liverpool have had on a poor season overall. Jurgen Klopp's side looked like they had turned their fortunes around when they dismantled Man United 7-0 but have since fallen to three straight defeats at the hands of Bournemouth, Real Madrid and Man City.

They sit eighth in the table and eight points off the top four. They had an opportunity to play their part in the title race at the weekend but were no match for City.

Arsenal visit Anfield this weekend knowing victory would be a big statement to begin their final nine games.

4. Man City vs Arsenal April 26

The game in every football fan's diary. Arsenal's trip to the Etihad Stadium could very well be the game that makes-or-breaks the Gunners' title race. Win and it would be a momentous step towards history. Lose and Guardiola's men will have the upper hand.

City have already defeated their title rivals twice this season and possess experience in coming out on top in these situations. But the opportunity that presents itself for the Gunners squad is an exciting one.

There will be 15 more points left to play for after this game. Right now, it would be fair to predict that whoever comes out on top in this clash will be the team celebrating at the end of May.

5. Arsenal Vs Chelsea April 29

Arsenal's London rivals have been poor all season and are now without Graham Potter after Todd Boehly decided to sack the Englishman after less than seven months

Their focus is solely on their Champions League quarter-final with Real Madrid, but their trip to the Emirates Stadium will come after their double- header with the European champions.

If the meeting earlier in the season is anything to go by, Arsenal have little to worry about. However, Boehly has since smashed the British transfer record and bolstered the quality of the side. Form goes out the window in these games and Chelsea will want to wreck the Gunners' title charge.

6. Newcastle vs Arsenal May 7

Every Arsenal supporter remembers the last time Arteta's men took on Newcastle on Tyneside. A Ben White own goal and Bruno Guimaraes strike all-but-ended the Gunners' hopes of achieving a top four finish.

This season, both clubs have improved drastically. Newcastle find themselves in the race for a top four spot and recently came close to winning their first major trophy in 68 years. Come May, when Arteta takes his side to St James' Park, the fixture could have much resting on it for both sides.

The Magpies have won their last three games - including a crucial 2-0 win over Man United - to move themselves up to third in the table. With Liverpool and Tottenham failing to be consistent, the opportunity is there for Newcastle.

Gunners need to beat Man City to 2023 EPL trophy

Source: obembet
As an Arsenal fan I am, sincerely speaking; almost all the matches we are going to play from away could stop us from getting the title except Westham, while non of our upcoming home games would stop us from getting the title.
Health / Re: "We Are Both AS Genotype And We Don't Consider Break-Up As An Option" by simultaneousboi(m): 7:25am On Apr 03, 2023
Amarabae:
my dear, listen to me.
If you marry him, both of you are AS,
That means that every child you bear has a 25% chance of being an SS.
It is a medical fact.
So are you guys ready for the gamble ?
What if you give birth to an SS?
Can you handle the economical, physical ,mental and emotional stress that comes with managing an SS child?
The best advice I will give you is to let the guy go!
Remember his family is now against the relationship, if both of you prove stubborn and get married and have an SS child, you will not get the support of the family.
The blame brigade will come out for you.
Let the guy go.
It's painful to say goodbye, I understand
Just let him go!
Unless you both will marry and adopt children without having any biological child,
I doubt it.
Let him go.
I repeat let him go
This is the best advice I have seen here so far, I was once in your shoes (though I'm not married yet) but I let go of the relationship and now I'm dating a lady that has AA Genotype. In another news, you guys should visit more standard hospital, because sometimes mechanical errors and human errors use to affect the result. This my own was caused by errors from the Lab, we never knew that the lady is AA while I'm AS, but they told us then that both of us are AS. The lady is married with two kids now, it was during her antenatal that they checked and said that her genotype is AA, but by then it was already too late. I know it's not easy at all but that is the best option, I must tell you.
Health / Re: Help! Dark Spot Won't Leave My Face Despite Using Many Antibacterials Cream. by simultaneousboi(m): 7:38am On Mar 27, 2023
Ehinjuola:
Hello NLders.....

I have this issue I'm dealing with which seems to be taking ages now.

There are these stubborn black spots in my face which refuse to go after using different antibacterial creams yet the spots are still much visible, will have to wait till dark before I go out.

Help! , its really killing me slowly as well as demoralized me. Even my confidence is no more there as I typed this.

In between I'm oily skin person.
Buy a liquid Detol, measure with the cap 1 or 2 depending on the size you buy and pour into a container containing 60cl of water, mix and keep for use in this manner.... Wash your face very well before use, make use of face cleaner or cotton wool. After taking your bath or washing your face thoroughly(don't rub any cream), use the face cleaner or cotton wool to apply the mixture of the Detol on your face, just continue rubing it on your face for some minutes and allow to act for 10 to 20mins, then rinse your face with water before applying any cream of your choice. Do this 2 to 3 times daily and thank me later.
Politics / Re: Presidential Election: Peter Obi Disputes INEC Results In 21 States by simultaneousboi(m): 9:42pm On Mar 22, 2023
Racoon:
I said it! On an expanded scope, the Peter Obi-Yusuf Datti presidential election petition have a lots of wide scope it will take and most of these micro-issues(failure to use BVAS, IREV, 25% FCT votes, incongruent collated results not loaded on INEC Drug case etc) are what will nail the fraudulent mandate criminals.
You didn't talk about his vice that was running for senate at the same time with vice president 🀣
Politics / Re: Atiku's ₦12,430 Case File Vs Obi's ₦5,430 Case File by simultaneousboi(m): 9:33pm On Mar 22, 2023
But what is so significant about the #430 that is always added to the fee?
Car Talk / Re: Buying My First Car by simultaneousboi(m): 6:19pm On Mar 15, 2023
seanwilliam:
You try . I like your saving culture, I hope you can maintain whatever car you’re buying .

I for say make you keep savings and get muscle camry atleast , but e be like u can’t wait any longer , u don try , start somewhere first .

Get the Camry
I am totally in support of this your opinion. Muscle camry is dope, he will enjoy the ride, I advise you have more patience and save more to get something presentable. May Almighty God strengthen you bro.

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Politics / Re: Isa Pantami Kisses Tinubu's Certificate Of Return (Pictures) by simultaneousboi(m): 5:47pm On Mar 03, 2023
Tinubu be like.....abeg give me before you break it.😜

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Politics / Re: Election: INEC Failed Nigerians, Aggrieved Parties Should Go To Court –gumi by simultaneousboi(m): 2:22pm On Mar 02, 2023
beardedboy:
LP was never in the race.

Third place self dey shout rigging. Lol. Wonders shall never end.
I don't understand....The incumbent Governor of Imo State was in which position after the conclusion of 2019 governorship election?
Politics / Re: Obi Beats Atiku, Gets Over 4,000 Votes In Adamawa Ward by simultaneousboi(m): 9:50am On Feb 26, 2023
Radiant01:
It is expected,those are the Christian dominated area
Remember that a strong presidential candidate is coming from that state, can same happen in any ward in Anambra?
Politics / Re: Obi Beats Atiku, Gets Over 4,000 Votes In Adamawa Ward by simultaneousboi(m): 9:48am On Feb 26, 2023
Ogbuefi2020:

It's possible for a Ward. Remember it's a ward not PU
You dey mind am
Politics / Re: Obi Beats Atiku, Gets Over 4,000 Votes In Adamawa Ward by simultaneousboi(m): 8:02am On Feb 26, 2023
burp18:
a ward with over 16,000 registered voters? A ward with no name? Dey play.. just dey play πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
This shows that you did not bother to read the post out of hatred, but incase you are too busy to check, let me help you out. The ward is Muchalla ward in Mubi north LG. Hope you are okay now?

My problem with you people is that you doubt every news that doesn not favor your candidate or your party, but keep wailing while we keep winning 😜😜😜

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