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Politics / Re: Most Versatile And Intelligent Nairalander by Spermdrops(m): 3:03pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
ono: [size=15pt]Even men are confessing![/size] Praise be the lord. The lord's name be praised! Hallelujah. In a class of his own I say! Hear ye! Hear ye! [size=15pt]CHI ALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AMU UNUUUU!!! UWA NA CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII "IKPU"!!!! [/size] Repent all ye sinners and confess the true one! |
Politics / Re: Most Versatile And Intelligent Nairalander by Spermdrops(m): 3:00pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
. . . and he is practicing a religion called "Celibacy" and also has never typed the word "pussy" on Nairaland! |
Politics / Re: Most Versatile And Intelligent Nairalander by Spermdrops(m): 2:37pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
Any other believers in the "Gospel according to the one and only Jakumo" I am so glad that dude does not post often. . . the guy is too much! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! And the winner is: [size=20pt]JAKUMO!!!!!![/size] |
Politics / Re: Most Versatile And Intelligent Nairalander by Spermdrops(m): 2:36pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
Arielle: Absolutely correct! I wish I never marry. . . that na one dude I for track down I swear to God who made me. I for pursue that dude with all my God-given strenght. Gosh! |
Politics / Re: Most Versatile And Intelligent Nairalander by Spermdrops(m): 2:31pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
he he he he he he he he! I can't fit to laff! Sheniqua! sheniqua! sheniqua! Osisi baby Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! I no even see this your post above. Nothing when you go do for this Nairaland to make me vess with you again unless you change your name come fight me as 1-post entry al-qaeda squad. I just love you too much for that. Gosh how did I fall so madly in love with you after all the fights we have had on this Nairaland beats my imagination. You are one heck of a babe. But I can't nominate you because you have never typed the word "pussy" on Nairaland! |
Politics / Re: Most Versatile And Intelligent Nairalander by Spermdrops(m): 2:28pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
ifyalways: Thank you! Intelligent and as versatile as anyone can be on Nairaland. Music I dey thia Movies I dey thia Romance nko? Sexuality I dey Culture I dey Religion I dey Recycle Bin nko? I dey for inside thia. . . I nominate myself. Bullshit!!! Darling, you are intelligent and versatile too. . .but I will let the guys do that area. I will stick to my specialty. . . the dudes! [size=15pt]You are absolutely correct! Nice taste you gat![/size] |
Politics / Re: Most Versatile And Intelligent Nairalander by Spermdrops(m): 2:23pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
You see am? Semi-automatic gun of Iliterates! |
Politics / Re: Most Versatile And Intelligent Nairalander by Spermdrops(m): 1:57pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
®Th£ Sly®: We are all doing fine! Jealousy. . . I beg head to the "welli and jhibola" section of Nairaland please! Wetin you dey do for here? |
Politics / Re: Most Versatile And Intelligent Nairalander by Spermdrops(m): 1:48pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
zomby: [size=20pt]AMEN!!!!![/size] Like you were reading my mind. Who wants to be stuck with someone who only visits Political and Religious sections for crying out loud? Some may be intelligent yes! But absolutely no sexuality or personality. How can you be versatile? Some people just use words they cannot understand! Bush idiots! Or some stuck in Romance and Sexuality threads giving blow jobs till thy kingdom come? Bullshit I say! What the hell is the meaning of "most intelligent and versatile" in terms of political secition"? Who wants to deal with a "one track minder" of a person stuck in the political section always for heaven's sakes? Abi na only them get wives and kids for house or full time jobs. If you feature only in the political section please. . .or any other area of this Nairaland without venturing to others, [size=20pt]You are a bloody dull arse jackass! Not even fit for a one-night stand![/size] We can only listen to your politically correct crap for so long before tuning you out like a lightening-struck weather radio. Bullshit I say! Rubbish! That is why most of you are so damn boring! Numero Uno! [size=20pt]Goes to JAKUMO!!!! IN A CLASS OF HIS OWN I SAY. A MAN OF ENIGMATIC CHARISMA AND VERY FEW WORDS!!!! [/size] Anywhere you find him, he is intelligent, sexy and sooooooooooooo hot! Who wants to be stuck with a bloody nerd that blows so so big big grammar in political and religious section only! Shit! Na grammar I go chop only? Nonsense I say! Sorry, I don't do females! |
Religion / Re: Is Fornication Really A Sin? by Spermdrops(m): 1:01pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
You have been phocking all these years and you have not died yet abi? Maybe a few diseases and almost terminal. . .but you still have not died yet. So how can it be a sin? New born babies who have never fornicated die within 30 minutes you know. Go figure! |
Religion / Re: Is Religion Holding Nigeria Backwards? by Spermdrops(m): 12:59pm On Jun 06, 2008 |
If the country has not gone forward with all the religions practiced over there. . .what do you think? Of course it can only keep taking Nigeria backwards because the people are practicing inherited religions of which they know nothing about. Just a bunch of hypocrites! |
Religion / Re: Is Nairaland A Godly Site? by Spermdrops(m): 4:10am On Jun 05, 2008 |
The day Nairaland becomes anything close to "godly", I will ban myself for ever! |
Religion / Re: When lying is a virtue by Spermdrops(m): 4:07am On Jun 05, 2008 |
Hmmm! |
Religion / Re: Why Are Most Christians Poor by Spermdrops(m): 4:03am On Jun 05, 2008 |
Because they spend most of their time thinking of how to buy salvation while on their earthly pilgrimages, enrich their already fat butted/pot bellied pigs of pastors and concentrating on things of the spirit that the will never see even in the after life. Born suffer heads! And boy, do they look scruffy or what? |
Religion / Re: Religion Is For The Poor And Weak. by Spermdrops(m): 3:59am On Jun 05, 2008 |
SourSex: Huh? Yummy! Lick. . . .lick. . . . lick. . . . swallow. . . .gulp! Belches! |
Politics / Re: Yar'adua Has Churg Strauss Syndrome + Asthma by Spermdrops(m): 9:41am On Jun 04, 2008 |
Sorry, if I were in his shoes, I would definitely be spending some quality time with my wives and children. But trust the "greed" factor in the black skin generally-speaking. With all the problems with this disease or syndrome, should he not just go to his village and wait for "Aka Jehovah" to receive him? Nothing personal. But I sure would. The man should go and rest somewhere till his final days. Nigeria does not need him and he does not need Nigeria right now. His family does. No wonder his skin changes color that of a charmeleon in the hot sub saharan sun. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Boycott South Africa! Boycott Dstv, Mtn Etc! See What They Did To Your Brothers! by Spermdrops(m): 9:34am On Jun 04, 2008 |
This thread don reach almost 50 pages and I don't think I can trash it anymore that it already has been. Abeg gist me better? It is good to find love ooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Even 4 Play has found love too? I thought Pataki had found love too. . . but it looks like he is back for more. I wish davidylan well oooooooooooooh. Glad to know he is getting "some" at last! You go "Abeokuta Tiger" Woods! |
Politics / Re: Yar'adua Has Churg Strauss Syndrome + Asthma by Spermdrops(m): 9:23am On Jun 04, 2008 |
Big man, big disease! With all these, he still wants to stay on as president to loot the country to his grave as a disciple of OBJ. Whom the gods want to kill, the first make mad. |
Politics / Re: Yar'adua Has Churg Strauss Syndrome + Asthma by Spermdrops(m): 9:17am On Jun 04, 2008 |
Poor man dey die of starvation. . . big man dey die of big man disease for Nigeria. With God, all things are possible. Well, just like the name sounds. . .Churg Strauss Syndrome, only Germans can figure out what the heck it is. |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Spermdrops(m): 5:05am On Jun 04, 2008 |
Cold is catching me Hungry is catching me Sleep is catching me. |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Spermdrops(m): 5:04am On Jun 04, 2008 |
Old Layer! |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Spermdrops(m): 5:04am On Jun 04, 2008 |
Please dress the bed. |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Spermdrops(m): 5:03am On Jun 04, 2008 |
I want to vomit. |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Spermdrops(m): 5:02am On Jun 04, 2008 |
Bend bend mouth! |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Spermdrops(m): 5:01am On Jun 04, 2008 |
Corner corner road. |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Spermdrops(m): 5:00am On Jun 04, 2008 |
I beg clear! |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Spermdrops(m): 5:00am On Jun 04, 2008 |
Remove your "paaaint"! Pant=paaaaint. |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Spermdrops(m): 4:59am On Jun 04, 2008 |
Jorrof rice. |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Spermdrops(m): 4:57am On Jun 04, 2008 |
I beg driver when we reach the junction "remember" me to come down. |
Culture / Re: Annoying Nigerian Sayings by Spermdrops(m): 4:56am On Jun 04, 2008 |
Where is the remainder? |
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