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Romance / Re: Guys That Bear These Names Are Good Looking And Are Players by sylvez(m): 3:12pm On Oct 20, 2018
Op!!!
I can't find my name here o!!!

This list is inconclusive!!!
Go and ask INEC

24hoursreporter:



Education / Re: Look At What Uniben Graduate Posted. by sylvez(m): 2:13pm On Oct 20, 2018
Only a mother or one who has the heart of a mother can speak like this, I could feel the warmness and gentleness of your words, your sincerity in wishing your ward the best in life and how you can comfort your wards in their time of distress. This is the kind of heart that makes the difference. If you are married, I wish you the best, if you are yet to marry, may you marry the best husband.


sexiestharam:
English is only taught for a semester in most Universities in the country. Unless you are studying English in school. So it is not the University's fault that he writes terribly. His foundation in English is faulty. Right from the Nursery school to the Secondary school. Parents should endeavour to make sure their kids are well grounded in English language at these stages because after Secondary school it gets very difficult to remedy.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: BRISIN Recruitment: Federal Government Redirects Applicants To A New Portal by sylvez(m): 6:10pm On Oct 18, 2018
Me I just paid 1k and can't do any other thing on the portal, is my application complete.

Ayam not understanding o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Most Painful/hurtful Thing Your Boss Has Ever Said To You? by sylvez(m): 5:18pm On Oct 17, 2018
datola:
I cannot really comment on your claim until we have heard from the other party, the boss lady.

We also need to look at things from the business owner's perspective. So many so called Nigerian employees are out to kill businesses in Nigeria with their I don't care and unethical practices.


Please! Please!! Hold it there, you can't justify it biko, I didn't want to comment but I was surprised at your comment, if your employee no longer serve their purpose for which you employed them, courtesy demands that you lay them off politely with their benefits o! You must be careful not to hurt their self esteem....i am currently a victim of an abusive boss.

She was like "you are daft, you can't use your head, you are a fraud, you are stupid" all at the same time, in the presence of my junior colleagues o, where I almost slapped her was when she mentioned my mother!! Ahhh!!! My sweet mama!! Nnem oma, iya mi !!!! I was like, "excuse me ma, I won't take that from you, please don't mention my mother again, I won't tolerate that" everybody be like gehngehn!! and that was how she said, please get out of this office and don't come back... That was how I lost my first job which I was barely a month old, this whole thing happened last week Friday. She fired me without pay, till today no pay, with all my efforts o!! I even introduced 1 clients which I'm entitled to 5% commission. At least I've paid one price for my sweet mum.

So, I also need another job asap, Pls someone should help.
I have Bsc Accounting and I'm proficient in Microsoft office suite, quick books, sage business cloud and sage 50 accounting softwares, I have 3years intermittent work experience and one month post nysc work experience as an accounts officer in an accounting firm.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Challenge All Presidential Aspirants To A Live Debate by sylvez(m): 9:59am On Oct 17, 2018
As far as I'm concerned, the caption on this thread is highly deceptive. Op, this is a corrupt practice, not only our politicians are corrupt but every other corrupt Nigerian.....

If Muhammadu Buhari challenges anyone to debate, whether he debated or not... I will vote for him and even rigg for him
Celebrities / Re: Lady Twerking To Yemi Alade's 'Bum Bum' That Got People Talking (photos) by sylvez(m): 9:51pm On Oct 05, 2018
All I know is that she will go hell fire.... That part of hell that is has fire.... Onye uwa
Romance / Re: Ladies Name One Thing Men Do That Turns You Off But They Think It's A Turn On by sylvez(m): 12:20am On Sep 27, 2018
selfwife:
it triggers breathing difficulties for me.

I knew you have a serious problem....because it's not ordinary for a good cologne of 25k to turn you off.... I'm afraid nothing can turn you on then. .

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Romance / Re: How Can I Ask My Girlfriend To Leave My House After 3 Months? by sylvez(m): 7:02pm On Sep 23, 2018
Nne gi dia

Onye nzuzu



dingbang:
pained grin
Romance / Re: How Can I Ask My Girlfriend To Leave My House After 3 Months? by sylvez(m): 7:00pm On Sep 23, 2018
Nna gi

dingbang:
perv
Romance / Re: How Can I Ask My Girlfriend To Leave My House After 3 Months? by sylvez(m): 6:58pm On Sep 23, 2018
You are a big fool....

Who asked you how many times you've sent money

Onye nzuzu....

Stay there let pant be wearing you...

I suspect you've not been fucking that girl sef...

E be like she dey use your head... aridin....



Jasen1:




Lol..... Thank you sir


She should go and work and help her family


I know how many times I've sent money to her mom

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Romance / Re: How Can I Ask My Girlfriend To Leave My House After 3 Months? by sylvez(m): 6:55pm On Sep 23, 2018
dingbang:
you'd get tired bro.. Sex cannot keep a man.

Sex can keep a man until that man decides to quit.....

My brother you need to experience 3times a day sex.. Doctors prescription....she's always available and can never say no... Do you know what it is

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Romance / Re: How Can I Ask My Girlfriend To Leave My House After 3 Months? by sylvez(m): 6:44pm On Sep 23, 2018
Jasen1:


I know sir

Any advice?

One day somehow you both will go your separate ways....

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Romance / Re: How Can I Ask My Girlfriend To Leave My House After 3 Months? by sylvez(m): 6:32pm On Sep 23, 2018
You be mumu ...thats what you are
Jasen1:




Well, I don't have issues she staying with me, but her not doing anything is just my problem sir

She's a lady bro, I know many things I've overlooked OK its not everything I will put down here, since she don't want to do anything she should leave

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Fashion / Re: Man Wearing Woman's Inner Wear (Photo) by sylvez(m): 7:19pm On Sep 11, 2018
Mr op.... You mean say this 7days rain no reach your side abi.... I had to buy a new singlet yesterday because of the rain no gree dem to dry.... If I was married I would have done same thing....
Romance / Re: 5 Things You Can Say To Make A Girl Cries And Made Her Like You Even More by sylvez(m): 11:36pm On Sep 04, 2018
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Romance / Re: Why Do I Always Experience This, Please Advice by sylvez(m): 11:37pm On Sep 01, 2018
Eglobalma:


Bro if someone does something up to 6 times while u politely tell them u don’t like it and they continue then it’s not play it’s see finish , that one I won’t tolerate

Na so you go dey do "I don't tolerate " so tey you go miss the wife of your youth
Romance / Re: Why Do I Always Experience This, Please Advice by sylvez(m): 11:29pm On Sep 01, 2018
Eglobalma:


Guess what? She has a boyfriend that keeps coming every week!!! The guy barely greets me now cuz he noticed she’s always trying to be close with me. She’s not my type, she’s all those over religious and oversabi type of girls..those I know better than u type. I was friendly at first, making her laugh and all but she started pushing it. Would bang on my door and comman me to come outside, then complain that I’m inside my own fucking house? Like WTF

Someone can not play with you again abi

However, na only you need advice na only you still don advice yourself....

Meanwhile, which kind of life you dey live like that Na your wife wey God go use you punish....

Wetin concern me....
Romance / Re: Nigerian Presidential Aspirant Flaunts Her Sexy Laps And Side Bum In Interview. by sylvez(m): 11:12pm On Sep 01, 2018
Ah theenk shee wee not ween

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Crime / Re: Suspect Dies In Abakaliki Police DPO's Office (pic) by sylvez(m): 9:27pm On Sep 01, 2018
charliboy654:

No wonder, they have use their power to oppress and killed the innocent man

So why did you quote my comment.....

It's like your left brokos is paining you
Romance / Re: Hausa Babes Are Hottest Nigerian Babes? [SEE PHOTOS] by sylvez(m): 12:26pm On Sep 01, 2018
The second picture looks like d one all this yahoo boys dey use scam people.... Them go tell you say them from Senegal, their papa died, them get so so n so $ , them won marry you, then you go get the dollars but them need you to help them come to Nigeria, so make you send some money make them process the movement.... Mat people

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Crime / Re: Suspect Dies In Abakaliki Police DPO's Office (pic) by sylvez(m): 12:03pm On Sep 01, 2018
N0. 4 Nri street is Assemblies of God church where the Deputy governor of the state worship

At N0. 5 Nri street is the Open Family Church, where a professor of mathematics is the general overseer

I know the pastor of that church (Ag) to be a peace loving man... Rev Nwakpapka I'm not sure if that's the spelling of his name but it sounds like that....

May the soul of the dead RIP
Romance / Re: When You Take A Girl Out On A Date And This Happens by sylvez(m): 10:26am On Sep 01, 2018
chiommy123:
She should've ordered a smaller quantity of that if she wasn't that hungry. Why waste money in this kind of economy. I will tell her I didn't like what she did at home

Did I hear you say "if she wasn't that hungry... "

Was she suppose to come and feed her generations...

Rule No nth: you don't go on a date or a dinner hungry with the hope of eating to your satisfaction... You'll jez fall your hand.... In some cases even if you are poor jez pretend to be rich... There's nothing good about poverty.... Don't come and be saying "I don't live fake life" poverty is not a real life....

If am the guy, I'll bluntly tell her that the chicken is gonna be a waste and I don't encourage it, I'll suggest take away pack, if she still insist, I'll help myself with the take away pack.... And that will be the end between us.... Except I get interest for her own kpomo, then I'll chop n clean mouth.
Health / Re: Why Many Nigerians Die Early by sylvez(m): 10:09am On Sep 01, 2018
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So, if I migrate to Britain I'm likely gonna live longer
Romance / Re: My New Girl Friend Is A Sex Freak by sylvez(m): 3:49pm On Aug 31, 2018
Famousqueen:

thanks

I want to dm you if you don't mind
Romance / Re: My New Girl Friend Is A Sex Freak by sylvez(m): 3:35pm On Aug 31, 2018
Famousqueen:

i am a lady, bro

My sister you a fine lady
Romance / Re: My New Girl Friend Is A Sex Freak by sylvez(m): 3:16pm On Aug 31, 2018
Famousqueen:
why re u complaining, isn't that what most men want
men are never satisfy, if you're loving they complain, if you're not showing love they said you're playing hard to get, when you say no to sex, they say you're cheating and when you later give in they say you're addicted to sex or you're cheap, later they will say women are complicated, is it not better to stay alone, and be free from stress

My brother, God works in a mysterious way..

I wish I can be the op right now

Meanwhile, e no go better for Buhari
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Baby Mamas And Their Kids Spend Quality Time Bonding by sylvez(m): 3:09pm On Aug 31, 2018
milemimi93:


Money is EVERYTHING and more.

You want to know what I can do abi

I will now show you that money is not everything..

You will see what will happen to you in three days time...

I have spoken.
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Baby Mamas And Their Kids Spend Quality Time Bonding by sylvez(m): 2:50pm On Aug 31, 2018
milemimi93:


Money is more than everything

But money is not everything.....
Do you have a problem with understanding simple English or what??

Money is not everything.....

Plz don't quote me again
Celebrities / Re: More Photos Of Davido In His NYSC Camp Today In Lagos by sylvez(m): 2:46pm On Aug 31, 2018
Millenniumlady:
I'll kill to have him anytime any day tongue

you'll definitely kill yourself and still die and you will not even get him....

Kole wek...

Kill yourself for another thing

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