Abbeycaesar:
I hear d phone takes forever to charge, say maybe 4 hours and that makes for slow charging.....That is a con for d device. It wudda been a choice.

My hot6 I bought last week will charge full from 1% to 100% in less than 2hrs.... The phone make brain, it runs on android 8.1, face lock, finger print, 2gb ram, 16gb storage, 6.0 inch display I bought it last week Thursday at slot for N41, 500

Who will pay me for this advert now?

Even the available ones are so dirty and abused.... I no believe say I fit spend the one I spent today,

Funny enough, nobody rejects these currencies and once you receive it na so you go dey keep am very well so that e no go tear finish.... Make them no come do last burial for your head....

Upon how scarce the currency dey, e still plenty for our churches...

But on a lighter note, if you need change, plenty N5, N10, N20,N50, and N100 notes just come to our church on Sunday..... The change you'll get can serve you till the following Sunday.....

Opinionated:
By Eruobodo Lanre Oyenuga

If you are friends with; our Vice President, Yemi Osinbajo, Minister of Finance, Kemi Adeosun, or the CBN Governor, Godwin Emiefele, please help me tag all in this post. Cash based retail businesses in Nigeria is being destroyed today by staff of our CBN in charge of distribution of new lower denominations currency – the N50, N100 and N200 notes.

Rather than send these new notes to our banks, as replacement to the old and thorn ones, these CBN staff route the “mint” notes through an illegal association of currency traders, whose members litter party event centres, to hawk these new notes to Nigerians, wanting to use same to “spray” at parties, often at premiums as high as 30%-40%!

The effect of these institutionalized corruption inside our CBN is that, these lower denomination currencies have become so so scarce, that our traders are losing as high as 50% of turnovers there from. Each time you want to buy any article of between N50 to say N500, the very first question the traders ask is: “Do you have change”?

If you don’t understand my point, what I’m is saying is, this country is losing billions of Naira in trading opportunities daily, from the criminal activities of possibly less than 100 people in our CBN! This must stop!
This act is 100 times worse than our SARS that went rogue! It is silently destroying the trading/retailing arm of our economy!

Mr. Osinbajo heads this country’s economic team. The Governor of the CBN is necessarily part of that team. Please let these men know, the activities of our CBN staff are killing the economy.

New notes are serially numbered. The serial numbers of every of these issued to any bank are recorded. These numbering and issuance can be computerized and made available to all banks.

Since the personnel of the banks in charge of these notes are also known. Thus, if the banks/CBN wants to trace how any batch of money got to the hands of these hawkers/vendors, it is simpler than tracing footprints on the sand.
The simple reason this evil business has continued is because, it primarily harms the lowly, to the traditional corrupt benefits of the affluent in our society! Unfortunately, we are losing million folds economically!

Source: That New Notes Criminal Syndicate In Our CBN

flex04:
Someone even said somepeople have eaten our cash

Those Who Carried Out Looting of this Country Must Be Held to Account

if i can only disfinger them

You want to finger them ....or what do you mean exactly

MsGood:

Need I remind you of Ebue (I'm not sure of the spelling), the dude that lost all to his wife.

Who again? Who else..... However he did not loose all to his wife because he was an athlete....

MsGood:
A lot of athletes are standing on this table. If you follow them on IG, you'll see how reckless they live. Even their women don't help them because they want the glamour which I believe they can still enjoy without wasting money. I hope they change sha.

I'm just wondering how you got to know about their women??

delugajackson:
Life changes every single second, so you gotta make the right decision.

10 years from now, your children will be either be eating or starving from the decisions you've made today. Make the right decision today.

For those who still have 10 years o

Thank you very much

Hopebringer:


For I CAN go to their office at idowu Taylor or I am sure their marketers here on this thread who are attacking me can help you
For ACCA go here https://www.accaglobal.com/hk/en/qualifications/accountancy-career/fees/fees-charges-nigeria.html?countrycode=Nigeria

Select Nigeria and choose the category you will get the info you require

Hopebringer:
ACCA professionals are working in over 180 countries so there are quite a lot of options available.

ICAN professionals work.in Nigeria alone once.ypu travel or you want to get a c-level appointment they will request you have ACCA, even here in Nigeria
do the math

So,whats the cost of doing ICAN and ACCA

can you please give the break down of the two

It's like you have personal issues with "BECAUSE " because of the way you were just using because, may be because you don't know any other synonym for because, because you attended community secondary school because you can't afford private school because there was no money, now because of that you have crucified because on nairaland

Ejimagift:
Koffi annan died in perfidy because he was a perfididicious man because he supported Ronald Reagan because Margaret Thatcher was the British Prime Minister after Gaddafi was enthroned because he like libya after italy and koffi anan love Ghana and UN now chose him because he came to Abacha to beg for abiola because of June 12 after then he won the paliarment and koffi annan will never be forgotten

Let them kukuma ordain him Thief priest.... We can't afford to loose this great talent

See as I just dey reload the pagw

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Dioxidane:
This is for those who are not familiar with text editing codes on Nairaland or on any other forum. Sometimes we see guys that comment with red or blue text or comment with a different font. By the time you finish reading this post, you should be able to do same. Now let's begin.

The general one is to make a text Bold, Italicized, Underlined, or Struck-through.
Put b in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/b] => bold
Put i in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/i] => Italics
Put u in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/u] . => Underline
Put s in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/s] => Strike-Through

The next is changing the color of a text.
Put color=red in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/color]. => Red
Put color=blue in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/color]. => Blue
Put color=green in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/color].=> Green

Another code involves increasing the size of the text.
Put size=12 in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/size].=> Twelve
Another code involves changing the font of the text.
Put font=Courier New in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, and end with [/font]. => Dioxidane
Put font=Times New Roman in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, and end with [/font].=> Dioxidane
Put font=Lucida Console in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, and end with [/font]. => Dioxidane e.t.c

Now let's try out these codes in the comment section and see how they work.
P.S: Please add anyone I omitted...

Culled from: https://xenforo.com/community/help/bb-codes

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buhariguy:
I hope channel TV will come to court to defend PDP for helping them to propagate PDP lies.

It is easy to place any number there.
@ the last count, it was APC 54 -saraki=53, PDP 48 +saraki=49.

I thought they have 2 vacant seats..... Those ones wey don die.... Why are we having

ehinmowo:
lets help ourselves...if u hv slot dt u are nt using dt u are willing to giv out or sell, pls do. Help someone.

Chisoz!!!

Which one is "slot that you are not using"

WORDWORLD:


And where did the said guy talk about ECONOMY?! Why are some people like this?

I will not even mind you....
Because e b like say your stupidity pass my own

Did you hear it from the moon

emekabros2:
Bros are u a mathematician at all?Do u know about the rule of difference of 2 squares?I am a mathematician. The guy is 100% right.He got all the steps right

OK, not all of us are mathematicians but we all did basic maths....

Now tell us, how does this correct the economy

Do they offer management courses

Please, who is OWAWUMI

I think postinor 4 is good for guys because the way they built it into 4 it suits into a system that makes it work effectively so that the day you start taking it you can bear with me and agree with me that I I don't even know what I'm typing.....

RotgakSlay:
in owawumi voice, if u ask me na who I go ask.... d mata wey u c so e heavy for mouth....

I thank God o that I did not read everything....

Who doesn't know all this whatsapp features....

I dey like comment for this kind thread sha...



But Las Las, e no go better for Buhari, Ap, pdp and others.... God go punish all of una

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BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/14217/10-different-things-nigerian-ladies-say-instead-love-meme-collection/



And nobody noticed that there's no NUMBER 8

funniest thread ever

as I open the thread na so I just begin dey laff


chai my countrymen, why are we always like this?

polite2:
pls how true is this?

me too, I won know how true it is o.....
make I better remove anything sheer and butter for my house

I no want wahalaa abeg!!!!!!

dierich:
please take me as a bro. I seriously need advice because I love this girl but she's giving me reasons to doubt her.
thanks @ oniru4real

The best way to test this relationShip is to dump it in Lagos lagoon and see whether it will float.

on a more serious note, just like someone has said, stop rendering those financial assistance and the rest of it, don't brake up with her, just friend zone her except you want to knack her kpekus, if you want to knack her kpekus, do it on time, while trying to do it don't waste your money on her, just use your WOM words of mouth...

on a lighter note, if you are a poor boy and na woman wey be your wahala and a girl who might even be richer than you is still doing you like this....then you will die POOR

last last, if you nova born again and you come die poor, my brother, seriously, your case is different.

REPENT TODAY.

don't you think that you are part of our problems in this country...... you can't use your brain to think better things abi??

OK, now that you have proved your point what exactly should we do?

mtcheweeew