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Autos / Re: Why is Toyota Venza Overhyped And Popular In Nigeria? by sylvez(m): 7:32am On Mar 13, 2018
when I reach that levels I go answer you, I promise

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Romance / Re: Can A Lady Get Pregnant After Seeing Her Period Without Sex? by sylvez(m): 7:30am On Mar 13, 2018
amakadihot87:
............sure?i had such issues that is giving me headache

oh, you too
Romance / Re: Can A Lady Get Pregnant After Seeing Her Period Without Sex? by sylvez(m): 2:58pm On Mar 12, 2018
run a test so that he can kill the innocent baby on time abi?

test or no test, two things are involved, it's either she's pregnant or not, if she's pregnant two things are involved, it's either they kill the baby or not.....

op be wise, after all you did not inform us when you wanted to ejaculate!!!

me that I've been masturbating, I'm not a fool.


mistel:
just like i replied to a similar post here lastweek and got battered, i will repeat same; ''there is a high chance that she is pregnant because you had unprotected sex, forget the ovulation calendar stuff. what you must do is to run a test! thats your best play cos you never know.
Romance / Re: Can A Lady Get Pregnant After Seeing Her Period Without Sex? by sylvez(m): 2:51pm On Mar 12, 2018
tell your friend that "trust" died a sudden death long ago....

sometimes we guys can be very foolish and stupid, especially when we don't want to loose that punany over any issue.

even when we catch them red handed we even forgive them before they ask for it not because we love them but because we don't want to miss that punany, as soon as we get replacement we kick their ass out...

the good bad guy�


SKYZZZ:
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LOL, my guy no gree o. Like he trust his babe
Romance / Re: Help!! I Saw A Pack Of Condom With 3 Missing Condoms Inside My Wife’s Bag by sylvez(m): 2:23pm On Mar 12, 2018
whether she cheated or not, whether she earns more than you or not,whether you want to continue with the marriage or not you still need to confront her, talk to her first, she definitely must have something to say. It's actually a tough one for you, but be the man you're.


is she a teacher??
does her job have anything to do with teenagers or youth,....... I'm just thinking out loud, may be she is innocent after all... you can't know until you confront her.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by sylvez(m): 10:08am On Mar 12, 2018
Thank you very much
I don't know why I've not been able to sign up for the Skype chat session, don't know if it's network
can anyone help

teepha:


They are legit... I wanted to apply too but I can't deal with the stress of going to Victoria island from magodo everyday ontop 50k....and besides they already said they prefer people living on the island..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by sylvez(m): 7:59pm On Mar 11, 2018
good evening everyone, pls does anyone have any info on ESCC education?
I got a mail today for a preliminary Skype chat session.
Politics / Re: Isha Sesay: Missing Dapchi Girls A National Disgrace, Not Disaster by sylvez(m): 7:15am On Feb 26, 2018
may be his reelection means abduction of more girls

Sirjamo:
Are you worried about his re election or the girls abduction?

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Romance / Re: Do We Still Have Such Men??? Pics by sylvez(m): 7:38pm On Feb 18, 2018
just this last Friday, I had a free offer for sex, from a girl everyone craves for in our street, she just moved in to the street, she plays hard to get, actually she is very beautiful no doubt, for this reason she sabi fall guys hand, and that's why I started haunting her, we started talking, I really enjoyed moving around with her in the neighborhood (I'm sure you know that feeling) she came to my house for the first time on Friday, surprisingly and interestingly she began to give me green light o, I was very surprised, she wore a very skimpy gown without bra, there was no restriction in any way when I began to make advance. we kissed and I sucked, have I mentioned that I don't love this lady for anything apart from flaunting her in the neighborhood.
she was now fully unclad when I suddenly pulled up her clothes and told her that I don't want sex!!! she was amazed and felt embarrassed and left.
she's here with me now as I'm typing.
my point is, I don't have sex with some random ladies. I don't like getting it free or cheap.


Martin0:
sincerity matter's oooogringrin
Education / Re: The Sinking Of The Titanic- They Lied, It Wasn't The Iceberg by sylvez(m): 5:51pm On Feb 01, 2018
This one weak me o

meanwhile e no go better for Buhari


darkchild64:
"God" cannot stop me from waking up tomorrow morning

Is it safe to say that if by tomorrow I comment on this trend then that means that the titanic didn't sink because someone said "God" cannot sink it,I don't know the way some people reason,it shows how backward our mentality is and how far we are from attaining development
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Launches Coalition For Nigeria Movement In Ogun by sylvez(m): 5:22pm On Feb 01, 2018
The Sky is the starting point of some people's stupidity

we are talking about youths taking over and you are here campaigning for Atiku.

what's wrong with you sef!!!


how much is worth your future and that of your children??

Most of these men causing this shit can't live above 20years, in 20 years time, it'll be about you and me, not them, it's a simple logic, they can't do anything that won't benefit them in their lifetime.... which will always be at the detriment of the younger generation.

wunmi590:
Very good one to baba iyabo.

Meanwhile this is for all nairalanders.

Come 2019 by the special grace of God, we shall ATIKULATE with our Power (PVC), to the various polling units to vote in ATIKU to Re-ATIKACULATE and ATIKUSTRUCTURE the country to the POSITIVE state it belong.

The Lagos Island Coalition For ATIKU are solidly behind you sir.

Signed

Public relation officer on social media
For Lagos Island Coalition For ATIKU
Business / Re: 9 Signs You Will Never Succeed As A Blogger by sylvez(m): 3:08pm On Jan 31, 2018
Chai!!!
me that was hoping to start blogging soon, has been greatly discouraged...
truth be told, I want to do blogging because I want to make money.....making money is my motivation.


ugojibaby:
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Everyone cannot succeed at blogging. Okay, scratch that, let’s put it in another way – blogging is not every one. This may seem unbelievable to many people who believe just anyone can hop on the blogging bandwagon and expect to hit gold. Well, it’s time we all woke up to this harsh reality.

As of 2013, the total number of blogs on the internet was about 152 million. No doubt, that figure would have been doubled by now because WordPress alone boasts of over 75 million websites on its platform! When you add that number to unreleased figures by blogger.com and other platforms, we may have blogs inching towards half a billion or more.

According to a survey by Technorati, 95% of existing blogs are abandoned by their owner and left to lie fallow on the web.

Well, these statistics are not to scare you. They are just to let you see reason why blogging is truly not for everyone. The mere fact that some people succeed in a venture does not mean everyone will succeed. As a matter of fact, succeeding in a venture that is popular can be tasking because the competition is stiff.

Do we have your attention now? Good! Rather than start a blog and quit it in months, how about you discover your chances (or odds) right now? Here are 9 signs you may not succeed at blogging.

1. You’re blogging to make quick cash

Ever since Nigeria’s foremost blogger, Linda Ikeji, showed off her mansion and cars, many Nigerians have rushed into blogging. What many people don’t know is that she was blogging in obscurity for four years without earning a dime!

If your idea of blogging is setting up a blog with blogger.com and then plagiarising posts, and wait for money to just suddenly show up in your account, then you’re in the wrong online business.

2. You’re not a good writer

Writing is a basic requirement for bloggers. If you cannot write your posts, you may need to get a content writer (which is not bad provided you have funds to pay them.)

Millions of blog posts are made each day and you need offer something fresh if you want readers on your blog. You therefore need excellent writing skills through which you can build your own brand online. If writing is not your thing, you need to stay away from blogging.

3. You’re not creative

Have you seen various blogs that look like a clone of another blog? Everything about their design is simply borrowed from another blog.

What they fail to understand is that it would be difficult for them to succeed by hiding in the shadow of others. You need to be creative to come up with your own identity in the blogosphere. If we have one nairaland, then we don’t need a clone because it pointless; instead we need something different or better. If you cannot create your own identity and style, blogging is not for you.

4. You’re not ready to spend on your blog

This is largely common among Nigerians. We want to reap where we did not sow. We want to make money from a system without putting in money. It seldom works that way.

When it comes to blogging, you will need to invest in your blog for things like your logo design, the monthly charges for your email list, your use of plugins etc. In fact, spending on your blog helps you become more serious with it. But if this is too much to ask to you, just stay away from blogging.

5. You’re too lazy to implement promotional strategies

When you set up your blog and start making posts, don’t expect visitors to just show up out of the blues. If you don’t let people know you have a blog, you may not have a single site visitor even if you keep publishing.

You need to attract traffic to the blog and this means you have learn the rudiments of Search Engine Optimization (SEO). You need to promote the blog on social media platforms like Google+, Facebook, Twitter etc. In addition, you will need to network with other bloggers, write guest posts and engage in several other promotional strategies.

6. You have no idea how blogging works

The good thing about the internet is that you can get tons of information by a single Google search. Yet, many intending (and existing) bloggers have no clue about the basics of blogging and the latest trends. The funny thing is they still expect to succeed.

If you’re a blogger and you have no idea how it works neither have you exploited the rich resources available on Google, maybe blogging isn’t for you. Nobody runs a successful blog in ignorance.

See more: http://www.nigeriaonlinebusiness.com/2018/01/9-signs-you-will-never-succeed-as.html

Share your opinions – what are other signs do you know that are not in this article?


Romance / Re: Pray For Me, I Might Be Lynched Soon by sylvez(m): 1:27pm On Jan 31, 2018
1 year 3 months only,

me I nova sex for 3years 9 months.
and I'm still alive o,....
and I will be 26 this December

op, wake up !!!

instead of focusing on rape, focus on love, if you can't find one, focus on deceiving a lady (not students o) into your bedroom, if you are too dumb to do the above, then find the nearest slay queen business center(Olosho). I did not recommend sex doll because you might end up being bankrupt. never consider rape, it's never an option. even if you are not caught on first attempt, how long will you continue before being caught and finally lynched.


wizzytm:



Bros no matter the intensity of the conji, pls don't try going after your students. if not for anything, for your self respect.
I have taught in 2 different females only school,(Queen idia college Benin city, and FGGC kawaji) and I was able to wade of advances from them. Those young girls shouldn't be an alternative to your conji.
Not having sex won't kill you, l have not had sex in 1 year 3 months and am still alive.
Romance / Re: Why Do Dogs Stay Stuck Together After Sex? by sylvez(m): 12:11pm On Jan 31, 2018
hmmmm
I use to think that my own has bone o, because of the size at erection.

QueenDeborah:
I don't think so, no penis has a bone.
Celebrities / Re: Busty Rihanna Spills B00bs During Grammy Performance (photos) by sylvez(m): 10:38pm On Jan 30, 2018
Funkeeee!!!!
get me my glasses fast

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DSS Recruitment by sylvez(m): 6:19am On Jan 28, 2018
meanwhile, e no go better for Buhari
Romance / Re: Husband Realizes His Wife Is Cheating, Leaves Note For Her Other Man by sylvez(m): 6:10am On Jan 28, 2018
my brother only the truth can set you free

you cant react that way.....

meanwhile, e no go better for Buhari

CaptainJeffry:
...god knows I drink plenty before I find her attractive.


The above sentence says it all. This is why I believe in loving who I find attractive. I may react the same way if by accident I find myself in his shoes
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 4 Shocking Facts About Lying On Your CV Every Job Seeker Should Know by sylvez(m): 9:49pm On Jan 27, 2018
no vex brother
amunites19:

Sister? Are you real?
Career / Re: Security Guard With Master's Degree Gets N250K After Encounter With Man In Lagos by sylvez(m): 3:31pm On Jan 27, 2018
with all this your grammar..... by now you suppose know what's your problem
meanwhile, e no go better for Buhari

Partnerbiz:
I just weak.
At times, its as if we wasted a lot of time going to school...


After ssce I was an English pundit, avid for more knowledge.

I could do anything.

It was as if varsity lobotomized and stymied me.

But it's well shaa...


SEE BELOW...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 4 Shocking Facts About Lying On Your CV Every Job Seeker Should Know by sylvez(m): 3:23pm On Jan 27, 2018
hmmmm
your case is different my sister
meanwhile, e no go better for Buhari

amunites19:


grin Sorry for making it diffecult for you to understand, I take English as a language like Igbo, Hausa or Yaroba, I don't cross check when ever I write anything because I don't mind as far i communicate. Moreover what do you expect? I be Hausa and come read Engineering on top, you dey expect me to dey write like Prof. Wole Soyinka?
Education / Re: How Students Receive Lectures At Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma by sylvez(m): 9:39am On Jan 27, 2018
what is AAU sef
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 4 Shocking Facts About Lying On Your CV Every Job Seeker Should Know by sylvez(m): 9:35am On Jan 27, 2018
i read this thing 3 times before I got what you are saying!!!!
technical, technical just full everywhere

na wa o !!!

E no go better for Buhari !!!

amunites19:
Is better for HRs to adopt written test when testing a candidate about technical knowledge because the HRs mostly don't have the technical knowledge so they wouldn't known if the technical team are not manipulating the process; weither they are asking relevant questions or weither the candidate is giving right answers.

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