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Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Reacts To The Death Of Kofi Annan by sylvez(m): 11:27pm On Aug 18
It's like you have personal issues with "BECAUSE " because of the way you were just using because, may be because you don't know any other synonym for because, because you attended community secondary school because you can't afford private school because there was no money, now because of that you have crucified because on nairaland


Ejimagift:
Koffi annan died in perfidy because he was a perfididicious man because he supported Ronald Reagan because Margaret Thatcher was the British Prime Minister after Gaddafi was enthroned because he like libya after italy and koffi anan love Ghana and UN now chose him because he came to Abacha to beg for abiola because of June 12 after then he won the paliarment and koffi annan will never be forgotten sad
Crime / Re: Thief Dresses Like A Seminarian To Steal Cars At Ordination Ceremony In Owerri(p by sylvez(m): 4:49pm On Aug 05
Let them kukuma ordain him Thief priest.... We can't afford to loose this great talent

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Romance / Re: One Word For This Mechanic Guy. Where Do You Think His From by sylvez(m): 7:37pm On Aug 04
See as I just dey reload the pagw
Programming / Re: Special Codes To Format Text On Nairaland by sylvez(m): 12:58pm On Aug 03
[red,RED/red]
Programming / Re: Special Codes To Format Text On Nairaland by sylvez(m): 12:55pm On Aug 03
Dioxidane:
This is for those who are not familiar with text editing codes on Nairaland or on any other forum. Sometimes we see guys that comment with red or blue text or comment with a different font. By the time you finish reading this post, you should be able to do same. Now let's begin.

The general one is to make a text Bold, Italicized, Underlined, or Struck-through.
Put b in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/b] => bold
Put i in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/i] => Italics
Put u in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/u] . => Underline
Put s in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/s] => Strike-Through

The next is changing the color of a text.
Put color=red in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/color]. => Red
Put color=blue in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/color]. => Blue
Put color=green in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/color].=> Green

Another code involves increasing the size of the text.
Put size=12 in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, then end with [/size].=> Twelve
Another code involves changing the font of the text.
Put font=Courier New in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, and end with [/font]. => Dioxidane
Put font=Times New Roman in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, and end with [/font].=> Dioxidane
Put font=Lucida Console in an enclosed bracket [], write your text, and end with [/font]. => Dioxidane e.t.c

Now let's try out these codes in the comment section and see how they work.
P.S: Please add anyone I omitted...

Culled from: https://xenforo.com/community/help/bb-codes

[Red] red [/red]
Politics / Re: Where Are The Senators?: Channels TV Infographic by sylvez(m): 11:34am On Aug 03
buhariguy:
I hope channel TV will come to court to defend PDP for helping them to propagate PDP lies.

It is easy to place any number there.
@ the last count, it was APC 54 -saraki=53, PDP 48 +saraki=49.

I thought they have 2 vacant seats..... Those ones wey don die.... Why are we having

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Road Safety, Fire Service And Prison Service Recruitment (info) by sylvez(m): 10:55pm On Jul 30
ehinmowo:
lets help ourselves...if u hv slot dt u are nt using dt u are willing to giv out or sell, pls do. Help someone.

Chisoz!!!

Which one is "slot that you are not using"
Education / Re: Nigerian Man Breaks Record In Maths.see What He Did(photo) by sylvez(m): 10:25pm On Jul 30
WORDWORLD:


And where did the said guy talk about ECONOMY?! undecided Why are some people like this?

I will not even mind you....
Because e b like say your stupidity pass my own
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Prison Service Recruitment 2018 by sylvez(m): 9:11pm On Jul 28
Did you hear it from the moon
Education / Re: Nigerian Man Breaks Record In Maths.see What He Did(photo) by sylvez(m): 9:09pm On Jul 28
emekabros2:
Bros are u a mathematician at all?Do u know about the rule of difference of 2 squares?I am a mathematician. The guy is 100% right.He got all the steps right

OK, not all of us are mathematicians but we all did basic maths....

Now tell us, how does this correct the economy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs Tips: How To Identify A Good Recruiter From A Fake/mediocre One by sylvez(m): 8:57pm On Jul 28
olufolarin2222:
Gooday ladies and gentlemen. please am looking for job. am an OND holder in accountancy.my additional qualifiacation are:peachtree accounting, SPSS, and computer appreciation. My contact is 07038196116. Thanks

Stop saying peach tree, say Sage 50....its the updated version.... If you can use peachtree, you can use sage 50....

My $1 on my birthday 31 Dec 2018
Romance / Re: I CAUGHT HIM: I Caught My Friend Doing This...He Thought I Won't Know [PHOTO] by sylvez(m): 8:28pm On Jul 26
Do they offer management courses
Romance / Re: See What a Lady Did to Her Boyfriend For Sleeping with her Without Protection by sylvez(m): 7:43pm On Jul 25
Please, who is OWAWUMI

I think postinor 4 is good for guys because the way they built it into 4 it suits into a system that makes it work effectively so that the day you start taking it you can bear with me and agree with me that I I don't even know what I'm typing.....


RotgakSlay:
in owawumi voice, if u ask me na who I go ask.... d mata wey u c so e heavy for mouth....
Phones / Re: What Happens When You Block Someone On Whatsapp? by sylvez(m): 7:31pm On Jul 25
I thank God o that I did not read everything....

Who doesn't know all this whatsapp features....

I dey like comment for this kind thread sha...



But Las Las, e no go better for Buhari, Ap, pdp and others.... God go punish all of una
Romance / Re: 10 Different Things Nigerian Ladies Say Instead Of "I Love You" - Meme by sylvez(m): 7:59pm On Jul 20
[quote author=AlphLukau post=69548447]@APROKOGIRL

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/14217/10-different-things-nigerian-ladies-say-instead-love-meme-collection/



And nobody noticed that there's no NUMBER 8
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Npower Tax by sylvez(m): 7:04am On Jul 03
funniest thread ever

as I open the thread na so I just begin dey laff


chai my countrymen, why are we always like this?
Romance / Re: How My Boyfriend Sleeps With Women In His Office – Lady Talks Bad Romance by sylvez(m): 6:46am On Jul 03
polite2:
pls how true is this?
me too, I won know how true it is o.....
make I better remove anything sheer and butter for my house

I no want wahalaa abeg!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Please, I Need Advice On My New Relationship by sylvez(m): 9:56am On Jul 02
dierich:
please take me as a bro. I seriously need advice because I love this girl but she's giving me reasons to doubt her.
thanks @ oniru4real


The best way to test this relationShip is to dump it in Lagos lagoon and see whether it will float.

on a more serious note, just like someone has said, stop rendering those financial assistance and the rest of it, don't brake up with her, just friend zone her except you want to knack her kpekus, if you want to knack her kpekus, do it on time, while trying to do it don't waste your money on her, just use your WOM words of mouth...

on a lighter note, if you are a poor boy and na woman wey be your wahala and a girl who might even be richer than you is still doing you like this....then you will die POOR

last last, if you nova born again and you come die poor, my brother, seriously, your case is different.

REPENT TODAY.
Education / Re: I Am Sorry But We Are Not In The Second Half Of the Year Yet by sylvez(m): 9:40am On Jul 02
don't you think that you are part of our problems in this country...... you can't use your brain to think better things abi??

OK, now that you have proved your point what exactly should we do?

mtcheweeew
Romance / Re: Couple Rocks Super Eagles Jersey In Doggy Style Pre-Wedding Photos by sylvez(m): 11:28am On Jun 23
is this not a sign that this marriage will eventually fail because. .....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority (ncaa) Recruitment 2018/2019 =====APPY NOW by sylvez(m): 6:47am On Jun 20
what's wrong with this op sef!! only you post, only you comment, only you quote
Education / Re: The Formula For Finding Simple Interest Is Not PRT/100. by sylvez(m): 6:06pm On Jun 19
bhmw:


The rate is 0.05 not 5...that is the issue with this formula. We input rate as a whole number. This is wrong. Kindly research further.

so, your point is that rate is already expressed in percentage in a given question, so,it should be in decimal in solving.... no waha, I give up
Education / Re: The Formula For Finding Simple Interest Is Not PRT/100. by sylvez(m): 3:53pm On Jun 19
bhmw:


In a given question, the rate is always given as % per annum, right? That symbol makes the rate a decimal or fraction. For example, find the simple interest on #5000 at 5% for 1 year.

I = PRT
P=#5000
R= 5% (NOT 5) = 5/100 OR 0.05
T= 1 YEAR

I = 5000 * 0.05 * 1 = #250

If you divide it by another 100, the answer will be wrong. What I am saying in essence is that we should teach the topic the right way by interpreting the rate in a given question as fraction or decimal. Hope you understand now. Google it and get back to me.

It's the same thing sir,
SI=PRT/100

therefore: 5000*5*1/100=N250
Sports / Re: Mourinho: Nigeria Played Mikel In Wrong Role by sylvez(m): 8:01am On Jun 19
is Nigeria playing Buhari in the right role nothing is right in Nigeria
This is Nigeria......

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Education / Re: The Formula For Finding Simple Interest Is Not PRT/100. by sylvez(m): 7:56am On Jun 19
SI=PRT=ANSWER
if you want to express the answer in percentage
then you have : ANSWER/100

I don't really understand what op is trying to say, though I did not watch the video because my tecno spark is a bleeped up phone
Romance / Re: Is This Lady Interested In Me? by sylvez(m): 7:41am On Jun 19
vybzkartel:
I am quite new at this workplace
First day at work, I gave my number to a guy colleague and I took his, she was around and was like "ei, me too get me some of the number oo" but I pretended I didn't hear. Later on, she was moody to me. She never greeted me. Once she was together with a guy colleague so I called out the guy's name and greeted, and it outraged her, she left and whined by the fact that I didn't greet her. We became foes. I took the initiative to be cool with her.

If you just mind your business e go better for you....

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 30k Per Month by sylvez(m): 7:49pm On Jun 13
This your story no legit.
I feel like insulting you, like calling you mumu but your village people said they will do it for me....
Crime / Re: More Details On The Lady Who Committed Suicide On 3rd Mainland Bridge by sylvez(m): 4:57pm On Jun 11
so, who dey tell them to go jump inside Lagos lagoon.... hmm, could it it b d easiest way to die in WEST.

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