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Education / Re: Breaking: WAEC Releases 2018 Ranking, 5 Eastern States Takes The Lead - Pics by sylvez(m): 2:43pm On Aug 31, 2018
Some wailers will be saying na exam malpractice full eastern schools.... But dem no go fit voice out because they also got their waec via malpractice in that their states.... Hahahahaahahaha

Igbo Amaka

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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Baby Mamas And Their Kids Spend Quality Time Bonding by sylvez(m): 2:32pm On Aug 31, 2018
Everybody just dey shout lemme goan make money.....
How much exactly are we talking about here

When purpose is not known.....

All of you should go and buy sense.....

Money is not everything


chriskosherbal:
Money is good ....with the availability of money you are sure of every day groove.




Let me go and make my money jare abeg help me check my signature
Romance / Re: See What A Lady's Boyfriend Told Her After The Relationship Ended by sylvez(m): 4:52pm On Aug 29, 2018
Shugavee:
as in ehn!! That’s why no matter how nice u r to me at first,, dating u hv to be morally right to me first,, not just love,,, so when he fucck up I know it was a logical decision!!! Men hv this bad character,,, they ain’t as good as they were in the beginning


See as the thing dey pain them grin grin

Victims of circumstances

I sorry for wuna because if another guy come and be singing I love I love I love into your ears for 21days you will fall again..... Chicken brains

Most ladies have either, goat or fowl brain..... Potopoto sense....

Wetin concern me

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Will Offer Anyone Who Get Me Good Job In Lagos 50k. by sylvez(m): 4:31pm On Aug 29, 2018
Chai

Thiz guy go tey for Thiz struggle o

50 k for only appreciation, when we dey find that 50k as salary o....

And Na just 2:2 you get o....

I pity your struggle in the labour market

I wish you well sha
Education / Re: 100s Of Women March Unclad To Call For Women’s Rights To Go Topless In Public by sylvez(m): 4:23pm On Aug 29, 2018
Chai!!!
Blood of Zechariah

I am not seeing this in my lifetime o!!!

Am I dreaming shocked
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Have Touched This Ball, Then You Are Truly An Old Man! by sylvez(m): 8:52am On Aug 28, 2018
MrMacinterchi1:

u are an old man still...

Comman make me old na
Romance / Re: Girls Above 30 Are The Cheapest Girls A Player Can Easily Bleep by sylvez(m): 8:59am On Aug 27, 2018
Stevengerd:
Op made sense, True Or False?

You and op do not have sense
I repeat, you and op do not have sense

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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Have Touched This Ball, Then You Are Truly An Old Man! by sylvez(m): 10:09pm On Aug 26, 2018
May be you also lost your childhood


Goddyj:
How come I didn't touch or play with the ball, but I'm 30 years old ��
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Have Touched This Ball, Then You Are Truly An Old Man! by sylvez(m): 10:09pm On Aug 26, 2018
Goddyj:
How come I didn't touch or play with the ball, but I'm 30 years old ��

May be you no get childhood !!!
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Have Touched This Ball, Then You Are Truly An Old Man! by sylvez(m): 6:22am On Aug 26, 2018
I don touch the ball, play with am yet I nova old.... I'm just 25.....op mind yourself o.... Plz I don't want to old


DEHVEHLOP:
I love this ball back then grin

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Romance / Re: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by sylvez(m): 9:11pm On Aug 25, 2018
What's wrong with you Did I call your name?...

Abi your own too is very very wide

Abi menopause is calling?

Rozaytee:
so becus she is being a good gf and unfortunately fell into d hands of one oloriburuku..means she is desperate for husband abii...men will continue to be scum..including u
Romance / Re: Ladies Will You Marry A Guy That Does This To You? by sylvez(m): 4:37pm On Aug 25, 2018
chiommy123:
meaning I don't visit any idiot in his useless house for any damn reason. And stop saying what you're not sure of.


This one don pain her o hahahahaah

Romance / Re: WHICH IS BETTER? I'm Confused. Kindly Help Me Choose One of These... [PICTURES] by sylvez(m): 4:32pm On Aug 25, 2018
Seriously, none of them is good enough.... Though we shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but we do.... So let your cover depict what you have inside...

My own opinion o... Because you asked
Phones / Re: Mtn Night Pulse Wahala by sylvez(m): 4:24pm On Aug 25, 2018
dprpikin:


Dial *406#, then select your preferred option.

MTN fall my hand big time....

I was using that night plan almost every night.... Suddenly they told me that I should deactivated DND that I did not even activate o.... After deactivating they now said the MD is now 125mb instead of 500mb what rubbish As I tried for the third time that night I just lost the SIM card....till today I've not seen the SIM card and that's bye bye to MTN..... THEY DONT RESPECY CUSTOMERS

HOWEVER, E NO GO BETTER FOR BUHARI
Romance / Re: My Supposed 28 Years Old Boyfriend Shared Me With His Friends To Tempt Me by sylvez(m): 4:14pm On Aug 25, 2018
I wanted to say you are STUPID but i will not say it....

I also wanted to ask you whether your Vagina is actually wide But I will not ask you.... So that you will not be angry

However, you dont have to categorize all men in the same category with your boyfriend.....

See the kind of boyfriend you get sef.... E be like say you dey desperate for husband.....




Loveisascam:


I am not stupid though. Friend 2 and my bf are idiots. I cannot date any one of them. I have blocked both of them.

This experience has shattered me though. I will never ever trust any man again even the man I marry. I used to believe in the idea of shared finances in marriage but not anymore. No managing with any man.

Men are scum. Love is a scam. The so called bf is a nairalander and I know he makes sensible comments here to deceive innocent girls who don't actually know he is a fool and a scammer.

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Education / Re: Seven Trendy Slang Words That Need To Go Away by sylvez(m): 3:54pm On Aug 25, 2018
hector1046:
Some of the slang is a little strange to me, maybe I'm outdated

Me too

May be.... U don't know
Celebrities / Re: Ayefele Releases Cryptic Post Shortly After Meeting With Oyo State Governor by sylvez(m): 3:31pm On Aug 25, 2018
So, I'm just wondering what do you want to do with the answers


midolian:
I tire oo!

All these noise doesn't interest me sef. I only need answers to the questions below

Ayefele claimed his wife was at the Governor's place begging from 11pm to 4am...

As much as I sympathize with him, I just can't imagine not getting answers to these questions on my curious mind

1. These hours are ungodly: Why were these hours chosen to do the begging?

2. Who kneels for such lengthy hours over what? Not even to reverse a death sentence

3. If Yinka Ayefele's wife doesn't sleep at night, I want to believe, Ajimobi does. Considering the calibre of person he is, even if he doesn't, his wife will ensure he does..

Why would a man with conscience watch another man's wife kneel to beg him for good 5hours in the dead of the night?

4. What was the $1,000 Ajimobi gave her for? What service(s) was/were rendered?

5. Where was Ajimobi's wife when all these were happening?

Something just doesn't add up. Pls let's put religion and politics aside and suggest answers to these questions

Romance / Re: Passengers Having Sex In Traffic In Benin Caught by sylvez(m): 3:21pm On Aug 25, 2018
All of you chouting diz world don finish like toothless dog... Wetin concern Wuna

Is it a crime or sin to have sex in a moving car??

Bunch of unromantic idiots plus including op


However, e no go better for Buhari
Issame:
Two Passengers were seen having s*x inside a moving car last night, in Benin, Edo State. 

Video

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/08/passengers-seen-having-sx-in-traffic-in-benin-state-video/

Celebrities / Re: Agbani Darego Wows In Cleavage-Baring Outfit In New Photo by sylvez(m): 12:04pm On Aug 24, 2018
But her breast has fallen.....
Like fallen heroes...



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Romance / Re: Ladies Why Do You Always Do This When Washing Your Vagina? by sylvez(m): 12:01pm On Aug 24, 2018
If you check you'll see that all the people above me and below are all either, jobless, lazy, mad, rapist or Buhari supporters....


TRUE OR FALZ


however, e no go better for Buhari

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Career / Re: How To Handle Work Stress In Nigeria by sylvez(m): 7:08am On Aug 24, 2018
There's nothing like work stress in Nigeria.....
So long as the money is coming in.... If the money is not coming we call it suffer instead of stress.....

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Romance / Re: I Sucked Her And Tasted Something Like Milk by sylvez(m): 8:19pm On Aug 23, 2018
It's no longer news that you are going to die poor

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Phones / Re: Which Phone's Battery Can Last You For 12 Hours Browsing Non-stop by sylvez(m): 8:18pm On Aug 23, 2018
nonny400:


There's another hot 6 poro sold for 46k with 4g.

I don't know about that sir....

Besides I'm tired....

Do your research since you still have a phone that can browse.....

Plz, my girlfriend is here I want to concentrate on her.... It's very important to me... Don't quote me again.... Just go and buy the one u want and can afford...
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Surulere Connect by sylvez(m): 8:03pm On Aug 23, 2018
It's like you want to die poor and you are looking for people to die poor with you....
Travel / Re: Help With Direction From 7up At Ikeja To City Mall by sylvez(m): 8:00pm On Aug 23, 2018
Use Google Maps na
If your phone can't do it borrow or ask people around
Phones / Re: Which Phone's Battery Can Last You For 12 Hours Browsing Non-stop by sylvez(m): 7:59pm On Aug 23, 2018
nonny400:


Does it have 4g?
nop
But hot 6 pro has 4g and that's the only difference I know and the price is N60, 500 with over 20k difference with hot6 that goes for N41, 500

So, you are buying 4G for 21k...

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Romance / Re: delete by sylvez(m): 6:42pm On Aug 23, 2018
igbobabe1993:
i am 24 and a virgin because im ashamed of how small my breasts are, also my inverted nipples

are they attractive or ugly

My sister don't be deceived, the truth is always bitter, the breast is meant to be busty but when those things are small they irritate and becomes very ugly.....

But na you create your self Wetin you go do?

Go buy those push up bra, buy plenty of the same size, no be say today e go big tomorrow e go small....

However, e no go better for Buhari,...
Romance / Re: delete by sylvez(m): 6:41pm On Aug 23, 2018
igbobabe1993:
i am 24 and a virgin because im ashamed of how small my breasts are, also my inverted nipples

are they attractive or ugly

My sister don't be deceived, the truth is always bitter, the breast us meant to be busty but when those things are small they irritate and becomes very ugly.....

But na you create your self Wetin you go do?
Go buy those push up bra, buy plenty of the same size, no be say today e go big tomorrow e go small....

However, e no go better for Buhari,...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Fake Nigerian Recruitment Agencies You Need To Know- Beware by sylvez(m): 6:33pm On Aug 23, 2018
mcjibs22:
You the poster is also one of them. Scammer looking for traffic

Hehehehe

One victim spotted
Phones / Re: Which Phone's Battery Can Last You For 12 Hours Browsing Non-stop by sylvez(m): 6:22pm On Aug 23, 2018
Advans:


what is d battery capacity & how long does it last on average use?

4000mah if you are working it can last you 2days none charge, but if you are a lazy youth and all you do is to be forecasting for bet9ja, facebook, instagram, whatsapp then it can last you for 1day none charge

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