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Phones / Re: Latest 2020 Movies You Should Watch This Weekend | Direct Links by sylvez(m): 2:49pm On Apr 18, 2020
ruggedtimi:
Fury(2014), 1917(2019), Apocalypse now (1980), saving private Ryan, hacksaw ridge, 13 hours(2016), Midway(2019)

Thanks.

Those years attached are they the year of production??
like that 1980?
Romance / Re: 4 Non Sexual Things That Can Drive A Woman Crazy by sylvez(m): 12:18pm On Apr 18, 2020
iyke926:
Money, money money!!

My nigga DMX even said it "Aiyyo, I think about when a nigga didn't have (money) and a nigga told a joke, and the bitches didn't laugh"


Make money and see ladies laugh when you tell a dry joke.

Money is enough joke, just give them money and see them laughing uncontrollably

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Phones / Re: Latest 2020 Movies You Should Watch This Weekend | Direct Links by sylvez(m): 12:08pm On Apr 18, 2020
ruggedtimi:
Fantasy island...rubbish,

My own pick
1. Spenser confidential

2. Wild call

3. The invisible Man

4. Like a boss

5. Coffee and kareem
I recommend this movies :
Jojo rabbit(2019),
Shape of water (2017),
parasite(Korea. 2019),
The Curious case of Benjamin button(2008), Shawshank redemption
(1994),
A Bronx tale (1994).
the Drug King ( Korea. 2018)

Please recommend war film for me please
Education / Re: Stop Saying “how Was Your Night”, Here’s What To Say Instead by sylvez(m): 11:50pm On Apr 17, 2020
Na where you take hear “down Nepa”

They bring light- Up Nepa
They take light - Up Nepa

Op you need to learn it o!!!

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Family / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by sylvez(m): 8:01pm On Apr 17, 2020
AnonymousRebec:
I got invited for lunch at my friend's house. This my friend is an Indian lady. She lives with her landlady who is Indian. She invited other of her Indian friends which are also my friends. So it was a full house. It was my first time visiting her place since she moved out of her former accommodation which was were we met and became friends.

On the window, I saw dried chicken legs tied there with some piece of red clothe. I just covered myself with the precious blood of Jesus Christ. I also covered the food I came to eat with the precious blood of Jesus too. I ate alot that day sha. I didn't ask any question. After we had all eaten, they began to burn incense. Like a candle. I asked why and they said it was to send bad spirits away. Again I covered myself with the precious blood of Jesus Christ.

I found it wierd but I'm not judging anyone for whatever they decide to believe in. I do tell her about Jesus every now and then though. But I have never said any bad thing about her culture or believes.

That was how you managed to finish the blood!

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Family / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by sylvez(m): 7:55pm On Apr 17, 2020
folake4u:
I went to one of my friend's house to collect something,her grandma was ill and she told me to get something from the kitchen. I didn't know my way around, so I stumbled in the kitchen and next to it was a shrine. I froze. I called my friend and asked her what was it doing there and asked if she wasn't a Christian, she smiled and said it was for her grandma.
I wasn't comfortable. That was the last day I went there.

The only thing I hate about shrines is that it is always very dirty.
Family / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by sylvez(m): 7:47pm On Apr 17, 2020
Jamahyel:
Sometime in the year 98 i tink. As tenants we lived in a very large compound with the landlord who was an allahji. He had 3 wives all staying in the flat with there children. I often go to play once in a while in there house which like 500 metres from my flat. So on this day, i was with the youngest gal, she was around age13 thereabout, and her brothers were trying to draw her attention and she kept ignoring probably because we was together. We was speaking in hausa and I was like answer your brothers nw. She said i should ignore them that they jst wanted to Bleep. I was dumbfounded. They were muslims.

Was this how you finished all the was in our dictionary grin angry

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Family / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by sylvez(m): 10:33am On Apr 17, 2020
Makavelli25:
When i say wierd,i mean strange things you dont expect to meet in such persons house.
***Mine***
I went to visit my aunt who is a single mother last year,and i found combination 3,family planning pills in her house.
You are free to ask me why i found it wierd

I went to my tax consultant office around closing hours and saw him burning about 15 candles of different colours inside his office....

Omo fear catch me o!!

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Revealed Man Chat After Toasting Her On Twitter, See Conversations. PHOTOS by sylvez(m): 5:12pm On Apr 15, 2020
I don’t know why you guys are always bringing twitter matter here, make i kukuma go twitter go see am
Romance / Re: Am I Weak Man ? See What My GF Does After We Quarrel (pic) by sylvez(m): 5:02pm On Apr 15, 2020
Scientists:

I became angry and banged the door against her. It didn't touch her but she started crying that I have broken her heart

Op keep banging the door to keep breaking her heart na
Romance / Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by sylvez(m): 4:43pm On Apr 15, 2020
Organicist95:


Just so u know. You don't have a good reason for not wanting to marry her....your reason is no REASON! If she sees u as too weak then you adjust...instead of shying away from the truth afterall u said she is a good girl. So what else do u want again...

Men sef!

Calm down please!!!

You are being biased.
Romance / Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by sylvez(m): 4:40pm On Apr 15, 2020
DonroxyII:
She is right ... you gatz to man up and develop for yourself some charisma .... Some super ladies hate it when they are the one in charge or being allowed to make the decision and their man is not challenging them .... They want to be challenged , they wanted superior arguement .... They wanted their decision to be cross examined by their man ..... They wanted your superior support !!

It is boring to me and to them, whenever they brought their Margaret Thatcher and you just allowed them to be ..... Challenge her like her Daddy would do ..... Help her improve her sense of reasoning .... If she later realised she did a mistake after she reviewed herself, she would consider you worthless for not posing enough challenge to her decision or not having enough charisma to usurp her decision!!

The reason my present babe is hooked to me... she be like Poco(awon mad girls) ..... but when I ask her to sit down , she sits after adequate justification .... She is Civil Engineer, COREN and an enterprenuer with her own staffs ...

You can't cope with such girls unless you are on fast lane of intellectual prowess grin ..... But they are the best lover and rarely cheat .... Self worth and condescending wouldn't allow them unless to a man who does (Intellectually) what their own man could never do !!

Dear sir,

You have spoken well and I’ve learnt a thing.

However, the way you just analyze everything as if she’s your girl....lolz

1. Your comment is based on your own experiences which is totally different from everyone else.

2. Every guy can’t be like you and shouldn’t be like you

3. You are not the most intelligent, educated or intellectual person and like you said, if she finds someone better than you she’ll cheat.

4. What authority do you have over a girl you are not married to?

5. Not insisting on your opinion or decision over her does not mean you are less intelligent than her, it is called ‘respect’

6. Your girlfriend can as well be more intelligent and intellectually sound than you...this is not a function of gender.

7 Lastly, different ladies have different taste of their choice guy and no single guy can be the choice of every lady.

Thank you

Yours Sylvez

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Education / Re: Help Me Calculate This by sylvez(m): 4:20pm On Apr 13, 2020
Ade1bowale:
Hello guys
Please can someone help me with this calculation
X³=16²

X³ = XxXxX = 16²

16² = 16x16 = 256

X = 6.35x6.35x6.35 = 6.35³

6.35³=16²

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Romance / Re: What do you think of her? by sylvez(m): 3:43pm On Apr 13, 2020
stephenonyx:

I agreed to stay down but after waiting for over two hours for them to come back,

Your mumu don do abeg!!!
Stop embarrassing us please!!!

I use to think Buhari waz za dumbest but yours is critical and corosive in this corona period.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari To Address The Country At 7pm by sylvez(m): 3:08pm On Apr 13, 2020
murecool:
STATE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE

PRESIDENT BUHARI ADDRESSES THE NATION

President Muhammadu Buhari will broadcast to the nation Monday, April 13, 2020 at 7pm.

Television, radio and other electronic media outlets are enjoined to hook up to the network services of the Nigerian Television Authority (NTA) and Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria (FRCN) respectively for the broadcast.

Femi Adesina

Special Adviser to the President

(Media & Publicity)

April 13, 2020

Stake on PMB speech today.

BUSINESS ODD

1. Lockdown extension by 7 days - 2.25
2. Lockdown extension by 2weeks. - 3.73
3. Relax/end lockdown. - 1.21
4. Share cash relives. - 7.23
5. Donate more funds. - 0.12
6. Release more funds. - 0.10

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Romance / Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by sylvez(m): 2:50pm On Apr 13, 2020
Organicist95:


Okay

I’m waiting

Thank you
Romance / Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by sylvez(m): 2:39pm On Apr 13, 2020
Organicist95:


Lol I don't even know if I'm ready o

Now now now relationship don end ��‍♂️
Calm down na
Romance / Re: Be Wise, Don't Kill Your Man, Nurse Share Light Why Men Die Ealy by sylvez(m): 2:12pm On Apr 13, 2020
youngest85:
Is she married?
If yes, advice welcomed
If no, she should just shut up

She should not just shut up but shut the hell up!!!
Romance / Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by sylvez(m): 2:08pm On Apr 13, 2020
Organicist95:


Lol I don't even know if I'm ready o

Oya gimme your number



will be deleted in 5min time
Health / Re: Itchy penis(thread closed) Solved. by sylvez(m): 2:05pm On Apr 13, 2020
dayumite:
That should be Jock itch, I advise you try maintain proper hygiene of ur private part. To start with, get a methylated spirit and scrub those affected area with it after bath and do that morning and night and make sure u use fresh boxers after bath coz their spores will still be in the boxers u used during they day. Be consistent with that for 2weeks and see the result.

2weeks is the incubation period for Corona virus, if nothing is done now, that nigga is gonna kick the bucket before 2weeks time
Romance / Re: Nude Pictures From My Babe Phone by sylvez(m): 1:58pm On Apr 13, 2020
Bennysam:
Confront your woman with evidence you have , I know
She you will start shading their usual crocodile tears,
My brother she's not for you

She’s for the person receiving her nudes, nudes are sent to only trusted and intimate relationship.

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Romance / Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by sylvez(m): 1:52pm On Apr 13, 2020
Organicist95:


Hmmm

Then marry me... lol

Oya na!!!
are you ready??

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Romance / Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by sylvez(m): 1:38pm On Apr 13, 2020
Organicist95:


But why na? Is she that bad?

She’s cool, a very nice person, industrious, beautiful, independent and well educated....

But she once made a statement that made me change my mind.

We had an argument and she was like:

“I want a man that can tell me sit down there and i’ll sit, a man that can control me, a man that can be hard on me, not a man that is weak”

Just because I always respect her choices and I don’t insist on anything she doesn’t want to do, since we are not yet married.

And I know very well that I am not that kinda man and I am not going to be !!!

I love her but I can’t marry her.

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Romance / Re: B by sylvez(m): 6:49pm On Apr 12, 2020
You are not normal.
Romance / Re: What Are The Signs I Get When My Balls Are Full With Semen by sylvez(m): 6:30pm On Apr 12, 2020
Mazigabriel:
sincerely, I don't fornicate, I am just curious to know some things

sincerely what do you do
Romance / Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by sylvez(m): 6:28pm On Apr 12, 2020
She doesn’t know that i can never marry her.

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Romance / Re: I Dont Know What Is Wrong With My Co-tenants by sylvez(m): 11:11am On Apr 12, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


kuro joo!! peep ko, gaze ni cheesy


me a no dey do dat oo, a no even dey dey ous sef,

reason am naa, how on earth a go dey peep on someone in d batroom?

chai!!!

sometimes, when waiting for your turn to use the bath !!!
Romance / Re: I Dont Know What Is Wrong With My Co-tenants by sylvez(m): 9:51am On Apr 12, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


U got it all wrong guy grin

1) am not the one dat showed interest in this young lady
2) i tink i said it dat even the lady i didn't do and wouldnt do anything with her
3) Am a silent person so everybody who knows me like me, nobody, i mean nobody in my entire life has ever kept me at arm length. even parent do entrust their female ward into my hand grin

and u said about me corrupting the young girls in d compound..well,there are not so many yound girls in dat ous, tho there are many in the neighbourhood.


And pls dont b judgemental here, am not the one corrupting anybody, am even the one in d danger of bn corupted grin
........abi how do u judge it wen am sitting jejely on my own and a young girl, wearing only pant choose to sit before u and facing you?? how?? judge it sir.

What Op did not tell us is that he shares same toilet and bath with the other girl that is alleged to be jealous.

One of those days, op must have peeped the damsel.

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Romance / Re: Why Do I Prefer Women Half Naked To Completely Naked? by sylvez(m): 9:19am On Apr 11, 2020
majamajic:
Half is best

You mean half bread is better than....full bread cool

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