Lordave:
Does it mean that my 900+ friends on Facebook are insecure and have low self esteem?

Maybe U are!!!

She is dangerously in love to av been so jealous... She shouldn't worry herself too much as her face will appear when he wants to renew d ish...

The Niger President resemble Martin Luther King no be small oo... Abi Him be Martin Luther Prince ni?

A Lady's Heart should be So Kept in God's Hand that No Man will be able to Reach Her without Seeking God First...

tosyne2much:
I don't think there's a general rule


What works for a lady may seem bullshit to another lady

I'm yet to see a lady who bullshits d benjamins

Meanwhile,we av an issue in my compound nau trying to decipher what Mama Maggi meant when dis morning Her Husband arrived without any prior notice from where he travelled to and caught her in bed with his best friend and Out of anger, he took his gun and shot his friend.
Out of fear, his wife shouted,
"FRANK! FRANK! If u continue like this, u will lose all your friends o!"

I dey suspect dem
They must av something up their sleeves!!!

In Ojo Ade's Voice
"Iyawo re niyen beni mo ba Ta ji"
"Ma boju to o,ko si ma gbadura"

It is very pathetic how heartless our generation is... I don't care if this man was a policeman or not, but I see him first as a human being whose right to see and Read has been denied... And some are here making jest of his plight... Ok oo
Just imagine u couldn't get to read or post on nairaland again just becos a mofo deprived U of Ur sight...
E just be say one may even be tempted to think say na nemesis going by the way 90% of them carry out their duties... They maltreated my Mom and even locked her up sometime ago over an unverified complaint only to later find out d truth after ruthlessly dealing with her...but all the same,d man's condition is pitiable!!!

mifavour:
#story for the obi of Onitsha

11)

WIZGUY69:

opposite of Norway prison.

How did U know?
Are U schooling in Norway?
Or is it dat U are Chilling in one of their prisons?

Back to d Mata O jare

Akoba ati Adaba no go be our Portion IJN ooo

And The HAPPY crooner went home unHAPPY but atleast my Guy Sam Smith took something Home

Sam Smith(Adele's Male Version)

According To The Prof

The Northerners are Marginalised under Jonathan's administration YET
Vice President -North.
Senate President -North
Speaker House of Reps - North.
PDP National Chairman - North.
Head of Service - North.
INEC Chairman - North.
Inspector General of Police - North.
Chief Justice of federation - North.
President Court of Appeal - North.
EFCC Chairman - North.
President Federal high court - North.
National Security Adviser - North.
Chief of Defense Staff - North.
Chief of Naval Staff - North.
Comptroller Customs Service - North.
Defence Minister-North.
Education Minister- North.
MD Port Authority- North.
MD NDIC - North
Controller Prison Services - North.
Richest man in Africa - North.
85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria - Northerners.
80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners.

I am very sure that 99% of all these are Moslems Too...

Though Funnily,
99% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners

And Interestingly,
Boko Haramites - North/Moslems

Of all these big issues,they are more concerned about some symbol on a Naira note...

And The Baby Just Died some few hours ago at a hospital according to news filtering in from Uganda!!!

The maid is simply an Evil Spirit!!!

Some1 throws a stone @ u? Throw her love. She throws love @ u?then sit & think for a while Bcoz LOVE hurts More than a Stone!!!

ozoneprince:
Recently i have been advertising Tecno phone till many client,that knows am a phone expert,tackle me with many troubles they have been battling with there phones ,i come to realize,that Tecno have so many queries to answer ? for my customers because i advice many customer to go for there product,but below i point out Top 5 Reason why Tecno Is Still The Worst Android Phone Ever!


LACK OF SOFTWARE UPDATE

This is one of the major problems which many Tecno customer’s have suffered for, we have never heard of OS updates on any Tecno phone. Tecno rather makes new phones everyday, dumping their older customers in the dark while on the venture of getting new ones .They don’t even seem to even know how phone series work. They made N3, went back and made an advance version of the phone and named it P3.

All same similarity, tecno phones lacks the ability to upgrade it operating system. Am really suprised that nothing has been done about this. Is it that you guys don’t have capable software engineers to fix this or what Any reasonable company that values its customers would have found a solution to this but i'm really suprised that nothing has been done so far. BBM now works on android but my friend's tecno d3 can’t use BBM because he can’t upgrade his phone's operating system. On like Samsung,lg which have ota update,direct with wifi or Samsung kies without rooting the phone. As samsung image for ref:
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HIGH PRICE ON SPARE PARTS

Tecno have never used top quality screens for any of their devices. Even the new ‘top notch’ Tecno R7 sports a screen that has nothing to write home about. Tecno is oblivious of Gorilla Glass etc,all is same, Few days Ago, one of my boss call me on which phone to buy on Tecno I recommended H7. After a week he bought the phone, it accidentally fell off his hand as he is coming out his car and broke. We went to the office and could you imagine that we were asked to pay for the screen for almost half of the amount we bought the phone,My boss was angry ,I was humiliated and disappointed ,because I pushed him to buy the phone,he didn’t change,

After that day another customer visited me ,his n9 screen and touch pad broken,they tell him to pay 17,000naira,and it not up to a year he bought the phone,that is to say : the phone is still on warranty, Please define warranty for me people ,because I know of a friend that his s5 samsung screen went blind and it was changed for him? At Samsung office.with his warranty,one of my customer bought infinix last week,it fell couldn't come up,she went to the branch,they change the screen for her free of charge she was so happy,she told me the testimony,unlike her Tecno she couldn't fix because of price...

INPUT AND TYPING :

Despite the fact that you guys improve on getting go keyboard ,still you produce a look alike H3 that is too small,and the keyboard are not responsive at all,still the same just as M3,come on! ,Even the so called R7 keyboard are still not responsive,but check iphone 3 ,even iphone 2 keyboard is very responsive,even without dictionary,i can't have any typing error,ask iphone users,
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I'm so annoyed with Tecno right now.

http://.com/tecno-is-still-the-worst-android-phone/

Na engrish be dis?
Sorry oo,I no know becos na Sapele I dey school...

Anyways,Nobody leaves dis world a Virgin because Life screws us all!!!

Choo!!!
I refuse to See that By Fire!!!

Not after taking the body of Christ today in Church will I now be feasting my eyes on some girl's body!!!

Mba!!!

He wrote a world acclaimed Classic @ 28?
And some 28 year old guys are still aimless and are without bearing...

That novel was just too deep and Culture-Centric to av been duly narrated by just a 28 year Old!!!
What a Rare Gem He was..

When Davido was still David Oyeleke
See as him be like Aki
When Ola Olamide ko iti de
Him be like pawpaw
Walahi!!Money na re-Creator

Davido like Aki
Olamide like pawpaw

Chai!!! The Man from The Bahamas is Gone This is A Great Loss to His Country,The Body of Christ and The World at Large... His wife and Daughter too?
God Be with U Till We Meet Again!!!

Pictures,Yet Adonbilivit!!!

Because me no see any sharks,dolphins,whales or even Mackerel...

No be human beings lie down so

My Grandma(of blessed memory)would always send me to sunny "the chemist" and ask me to buy "General Body Weakness" after which Sunny would pack different drugs(the mix) and gave to me.

Who knows if it was drug abuse that led to her death although she died a fairly old woman.

Naija and drug abuse...

"Better Be Humble than to Be Humbled"

Wizkid, Dee dee me ra wo!!!

My 1cent

Ewo tun leleyi oo
Laale Ojo Oluwa

Jonathan!!!

He was so loyal to a seemingly threat(David)...He was supposed to be obsessed with d tot of inheriting d throne and plotting with His father to annihilate David but d Bible said "And Jonathan Loved David even as His own Soul". He knew all along dat David was Meant for d throne and divinely ordained to be His Father's successor.


But Painfully, He was cut off in His Prime.I still feel very Sad each Time I read about His Death in d Bible!!!

Cul4real:
what seem to be rediculous here? Did you mean is only MUSA dat lied about his age? Or about his excellent perform not makes him best player of our time? Which one are you criticize?

Though,I didn't watch d match today,but even then,no mata how fair/good he played today,He is still very Far Below J.J Okocha (D Best African Footballer of all time that neva won D Award).

Cul4real:
The issue of official age has became part of nigeria‘s constitution. Anyway, as far as nigerian players are concern today, MUSA remain the best player and he is an okocha of our time. If you agreed just hit like.

The Likelihood of Me hitting a Like for that Ridiculous Comparism of Urs Is Very Unlikely

"TODAY 'S RULES AND REGULATIONS"
1. No shadow walking
2. Always Check your back.
3. Dont make use of Headphones today oo Because no Truck,Train,Bus, okada or tricycle will press HORN for you today

Unforgivable by Dayo Amusa